Who is the best FFVII girl?

>>388695332
>my fetish is making men dress up as girls
What a coincidence

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>>388695332
Arieths fetish got me

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>tfw you like huge boobs but can't stand tifa

Jessie

yuffie, duh

Is FFVII still worth playing?
I've known for like 20 years that Aeris dies, but I have never actually touched this game.

>>388695871
they're doing a remake so maybe wait for that

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>>388695719
>tfw like small boobs but can't stand Arieth

>>388696162
I pretty sure they're going to fuck up the remake somehow. Just play the original. You'll be shocked at how different Cloud is from his recent portrayals.

>>388695332
>I know how to mix literally every type of alcohol
I hope she doesn't mind me dying ten years before her.

>>388695871
Yes. It's the best FF.

>>388695332
>Gotta dress up like a prostitute
That was to attract customers. She's a bar hostess. Also the idea is that Cloud's story was so accurate and fucked up at the same time that she kept following him to make sure he was really Cloud and not some guy who looked alarmingly like him.

>>388695871
No. It's not that good and there are plenty of better FF games and JRPGS in general.

>>388695332
i'm torn between
>i know how to mix literally every type of alcohol
and
>my fetish is making men dress up as girls

>>388695332
>Yuffies Weapon
>Shit
You do realize that it powers up when you put more mastered materia into it, right? That's why it has all those slots?

>>388695871
Playing it for the fist time now. I's dated but still very good.

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>>388695871
Yes, despite what contrarians would have you believe it is without a doubt one of the best and most ambitious entries in the franchise that is still appreciable today. Unless you have a serious aversion to low-poly graphics, it's a must play.
Also 'Aeris dies' isn't really that big of a spoiler since there's still quite a lot that happens afterwords, and the scene will still retain its impact regardless of whether you know it's coming or not.

Tifa is easily the best and it's not even a hard choice. Yuffie would be cute if she wasn't a cunt.

>>388696956
One thing I liked about the game is how often it plays with tropes. Cloud is easily just "the hero with amnesia" but the game uses that for more than just "we gotta recover his memories." It's used to make Cloud an unreliable narrator which is always great when its done well. It's used to illustrate the power Sephiroth has over his mind and body.

Also despite being the hero Cloud isn't very heroic, at least at the beginning. He's a fucking asshole. And so is Barrett. Except the both develop and change as time passes. Which is actually a lot to ask out of a JRPG.

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>>388696559
Literally gay.

>>388695332
Yuffie, easily. Also, think of the brass fucking balls on that kid. Some 16 year old little cunt already exploring the world on her own, stealing materia wherever possible, and she agrees to stay on with you guys while you battle a ridiculously powerful alien invader and her demigod son. Everyone else is at least older, more seasoned, and/or has a personal stake in it (unlike her). But Yuffie still goes along with you.

Also her ultimate weapon is really damn good, especially in a low level run.

>>388695332
Tits McGee

When in doubt, go for the one with the bigest tits.

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>>388695332
>Not pic related

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Only one choice

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>>388698695

>>388696762
only FF6 is arguably better, the rest are garbage

>>388696818
Wrong weapon, Yuffie's weapon doesn't need that shit to make it good. Her weapon scales its attack power based on opponent level and lets you do full attack damage with morph. So yeah it's great in a regular run and fantastic in a low level run, where its special ultimate weapon bonus will outshine all other weapons outside of Vincent bug abuse. You're thinking of Barret's weapon I think.

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>>388699005

>>388698881
>>388699005
>>388699080
this shit ain't video games

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>>388699080

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>>388699130
Here's something game related

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>>388699219

>>388698695
>>388698786
>>388698881
>>388699005
>>388699080
>>388699146
>>388699160
>>388699219
>>388699302
Make your own thread if you want to dump offtopic shit, faggot.

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>>388699302

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>>388698695
>face always covered in dirt
>body covered in scars and gunshot wounds
>smells like piss, vodka, blood and gunpowder
>hairy pits and bush

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>>388699338
>>388699367
I didn't make the thread double nigger, this is a hijack you dumbass geek

>>388695332
>my ultimate weapon is garbage

but that's wrong

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>>388699773

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childhood is liking Aerith because shes innocent
adulthood is realizing that Tifa was the best girl all along

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>>388699854

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Look at this fucking smile.
Look at it.

How can you dislike her at all?

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>>388699929

Tifa if you like sex
Aeristh is you like making love
Yuffie if you like to fuck

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>>388699878
>Aeris
>Innocent

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>>388696162

>>388700083

>>388700095
>>childhood

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How bad will Square fuck up the remake?

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>>388700159

>>388696703
So, wait, did he really grow up in nibelheim?
I thought that was zack.
Was zack's house in the flashbacks..

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>>388700257

>>388696703
>that she kept following him because all of her other beta orbiters were killed by Sephiroth so she wanted to cling to the one last person who could hopefully go back to worshiping her

>>388700274
Zack was from Gongaga man. You meet his parents and everything.

>>388700231
I have to assume they won't because their reputation as a company rests on Final Fantasy 7 im general.

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>>388700345
>tfw no shitposting bantzmaster gf

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>tfw my gf always bullies me by hitting or grabbing my balls while we watch tv

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>>388700431
Oh definitely, that explains exactly why Dirge of Cerberus, Crisis Core, and Advent Children were all so amazing.

>>388700274
What kind of psycho would Tifa have to be go along with THAT big of a delusion?

>>388699854
>Get to knock both up

>>388700345
>>388700257
>>388700006
All of these and no lion/tiger/dragon girl gf

>>388697282
Pretty sure Barrett was just environmentally-inspired industrial saboteur/anarchist.
Only people he killed were company guards, and I doubt he'd regret any of his actions in the early section after, you know, the whole 'the world's ending' vindication.

Only asshole thing he did was be rude on the streets/trains & slack off at being marlene's dad.

Easily Yuffie
>slutty ninja
>that one 3d porn (you know the one) get my dicl rock hard
>cute
>carried me through late game with them dank crita

>>388700631
If anything, all of those examples prove that this should be great because they've shit the bed so many times already.

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>>388700646

>>388696703
>that was to attract customers

Yeah that's why prostitutes do it too

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>>388700083

BIZARRO I LOVE YOU

>>388699948
She's smiling because she's fondling a bag of MY MATERIA GET BACK HERE

>>388695332

>>388699513
This
What the fuck?

>>388700741
nice try but that only happens when you told her to fuck off when she makes advances on you

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>>388700872
BIZARRO

>>388701062
People who hate Yuffie never actually use her.

>>388700231
Really fucking bad.
Their current fans will like it. But it will do nothing but piss off people that haven't played their shit in years.

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It won't be good.

>>388701191
I really hope that was just some showcase of FFXV's shitty combat.

>>388701191
why does everything have to be an action rpg these days?

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>>388701282
You have to make the emasculated Jap teenager with the 4" penis feel powerful.

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>>388701282
Because you play the wrong games.

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>>388695332

>>388698792
FF9 is better you mean. 6 has broken, buggy gameplay and an extremely overrated and shallow villain, overall it's hardly that much better than 7.

>>388701435
>mmo shit
not any better

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>>388701653
That's right.

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>>388701571
Fuck off sephiroth

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>>388695332
Tifa's best, but cloud's too stupid to see it.

>my fetish is making men dress up as girls
Best girl

>>388699005
what's the washing machine joke

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>>388695603
>>388696559
>Arieth

Fuck are you doing?

>>388702738
fuck off

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>>388702738

>>388695871
What the fuck, spoilers much

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>>388702801
Fuck you too, hourly wage

>>388695332
Yuffie, also
>conformer garbage

>>388698695
>girl
there are no women
in the zone

Is there any game intro that's more iconic than FFVII's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Y6Sza8Nt0

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>>388701407
>mfw I'm ASEAN and this pretty much sums up the average dick size there accurately including me
I hope this shit doesn't blow my chance of marrying a foreigner. If it does, I guess I'll resort to mastering foreplay and dick enhancement surgery.

>>388703051
It is unless you realize that Morph is bugged with it and lets you do 9999 damage with every hit.

>>388701407
How is 5.5 the average if china is 4.2?
What's pooinloostan's average?
How many people live in Africa now?

>>388695332
Elena

>>388701247
that looks nowhere as good as xv

>>388703738
Elena is shit, Scarlet is the true patrician's choice.

>>388695332
Probably Tifa. Yuffie is annoying and someone else is worm food.

>>388699448
So that's what that face is called. I've been looking for ages.

>>388696162
kys

>>388703292
>dick enhancement surgery
Doesn't work

>foreplay
Doesn't work if your dick is under 5 inches. She'll like it but will also think you aren't a real man and will eventually leave you. Foreplay basically adds an inch to your dick.

>>388703350
Doublecut is also a guaranteed 20k in late game

>>388695871
yes
The character models might be a bit hard to handle but the game is still enjoyable to play.

>>388695603
please do not post my wife

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>>388701063

Untrue. Don't spread misinformation. Johnny happens each time when you don't have Tifa in your party in Costa del Sol. The affection points have exactly nothing to do with it. Just trust Tifa to have talked him into legs spread exhaustion until morning. The other scene happens in every playthrough.

>>388705549
There is penile 'enhancement' surgery which involves severing two tendons. It adds about two inches of length, as what is usually inside-penis becomes outside-penis. The penis also gains a lot of mobility and no longer springs upward naturally. Pornstars get it done. It screws with your balls too. Don't get it done.

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>>388703292
On the bright side, you are unintimidating to young girls, and you have a statistically superior IQ, so clever girls will want to have kids with you.

>>388701407
>tfw 6.69
I thought mine was below average from watching porn, phew