How does /v/ feel about Overwatch's next hero? MUH DICK

Cool I guess. Looks like Junkrat mixed with Jinx (League of Legends) and add tits and a giant axe.

wow great, another Zarya
we need more cute girls instead of shit like this

>>388693245
>we need more cute girls
Fuck off

>The Queen
Isn't a picture of Rabbid Peach

>>388692820
This is why tf2 is better
waifus are cancer

>>388693245
Go play Paladins if you want to fap

>>388692820
so another shitty doomfist

>>388693767
This.
SLAAYYY

>>388692820
People really haven't looked past this game's tittygirls and realized the actual game is sub par?

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>white
>attractive
>beeg titties
I see no issues here.

ANOTHER dyke haircut?

>>388697032
>part of the post apocalyptic mad max inspired people
I'm surprised her head isn't shaven honestly.

>>388696913
>white
there's 0% chance theyre not going to concoct some backstory about her being an outback aborigine or some shit because blizzard is terrified that if they ever release another white character theyll be crucified for it.

>black girl

shit

>>388697323
She is clearly white. Unless they totally 100% change her design before release.

>>388697323
>delicious brown with a good face
I can live with it

>No gas mask

Come on. Just support my fetish for once Blizzard. I've been your fanboy since 1996.

>>388697553
Would be surprised if one of her alts wasn't an immortan joe reference. Being the leader and all.

>>388697323
A white girl would rake in a ton of money from box sales though.

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>>388692820
I wish everyone would stop with the elongated face and hair thing.

Where was it confirmed she's the next hero?

>>388697652

>Rule 63 Immortan Jow

Don't tease my dick that way Anon. I can only get so erect.

>only 1 hero of the new heroes is male

Game basically needs new waifu shit to survive now.

>>388697323
How about when those fags come crying we who oppose such bullshit praise Blizzard for the design? We can do it without throwing shit at the other side, we're better than that. This way a massive influx of praise can drown out the babies.

>>388697126
I'd be more fine with that oddly enough. At least it'd be different, plus they're trying to rip off Furiousa anyway.

>>388697748
head tilting forward and low angle motherfucker, do you speak it

>>388697796
And he's a bull.

Go and sit down.

>>388697857
You know what I'm talking about

>>388697323
>not wanting a big-titted dark brown amazon

If they made her the opposite of Doomfist, I'd probably rip my dick off.

Can't wait for another generic bruiser with a bb gun primary.

>>388697882

He's literally an amputee figure-head who they freed from prison to take the blame for their political motives. He only wants to fight and doesn't care about anything but fighting. He'll be a causality when he's no longer useful to Gabe and Widow (but maybe Sombra will save his ass because...)

>>388698080


The axe certainly says that but I'm hoping she can set up nodes that lower player speed in areas because that would really fuck up the gameplay of solo heroes and could be fun to turn off areas (it won't happen but I can dream?).

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Activision-Blizzard literally cannot create something good on their own. Every character they have created now that they ran out of TF2 classess to plagiarize has been bad. Both in aesthetic design and gameplay.

>>388698367
>5 out of (20?) characters

Nigga I hate OW too but come the fuck on.

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>>388698367
>Overwatch
25 characters and counting

>TF2
has almost been out for 10 years no new characters

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>>388698367
Stop, please stop. Overwatch is all I have. I have to feel like I'm part of something. Everyone loves it, so if I pretend I like it too, maybe they'll love me... like the other kids never did.

Overwatch is great... great! The new character looks truly inventive and wonderful. And wowzers, she is a hottie too. Do you see, everyone? Are you looking? Please look at me.

>>388698979

I am. I'm a little sad that you can't stand up and say "I like fun games with hot chicks because I like both fun games and hot chicks" but whatever. She isn't inventive - she might be interesting but knowing Metzen she's probably a thinly disguised corruption fetish - although if Samwise got a chance to deal with her as the hammer implies maybe she's just a fun alcoholic chick which I'm totally for. I like his fetishes (except the Pandas, but hey nobody is perfect).

>>388698367
hero shooter =/= class based shooter

>>388698712
Overwatch heroes are so shallow that they're basically guns. There's like 3 characters in the entire roster that have any nuance to them.

I stopped caring about Overwatch since Orisa came out. Game got really boring for me and I just lacked any motivation to continue playing.

>>388697323
the game has 25 characters and the ONLY one that appears on the cover art is a white chick with big titties lmao

>>388698367
Pyro = Reaper
They're nothing alike, Reaper is an edgelord and Pyro's a quiet psycho.
Swap Reaper with Roadhog and you're good

>>388701983
They both pander to the same audience of very young little kids.

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>>388692820
Hopefully this is the melee fighter ive been wanting. fuck nigger falcon punch.

>>388692820
YAAAS QUEEN