>that username is taken

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>>388683648
>Your username contains profanity

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>password must contain uppercase, lowercase, one numberical digit and a special character

>>388683834

>Use username that includes the word 'Cyber'
>Your username contains a forbidden word or phrase

What the fuck Ubisoft?

>[the official company who developed the game] Brad
>it's allowed

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>>388683648
>You've been banned
>Please change your name

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>finally come up with a unique username that's always available

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>implying anyone would ever name themselves "heftydad"

>>388683965
Yes, cybernigger is offensive for most people

>>388684919
Thanks, heftydad2

>>388683965
On Xbox live, in a lot of games the word "Gold" isn't allowed. Have no clue why.

>>388684547
Happened to one of my coworkers. Who would have thought someone would report him for having the name BigDiggerNick?

They even made him rename his pet, Large Excavator Nicholas. What a shame.

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>"anon"
>user name taken
>"anoon"
>username taken
>"anooon"
>username taken
>"anoooon"
>ok

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>most people come up with names they use on every platform/game/etc
>can't come up with one so use different ones on each

I tried to make an email account called "ihategmail" on gmail and they denied it saying "that name isn't allowed."

>>388686731
typical jewgle censoring things they don't like

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>>388686067
>"anon"
>user name taken
>"anoon"
>username taken
>"anooon"
>username taken
>annon
>username taken
>annnon
>username taken

Fucking drop

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>make user name for PSN
>get XBox a few years later
>it's taken there

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>>388683846
this, i fucking hate this

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>when your specific country is blocked from joining server

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>unique username insert numbers here

thankfully blizzard managed to figure it out

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>>388683834
I remember one of the COD games I couldn't name one of my custom class loadouts as "Assault." I think "Knight" was also filtered in one of the Dark Souls games.

>>388683846
12345678

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>>388683648
>>388684903
>That username is taken
>Search up who has it
>Player hasn't logged on in 5 fucking years

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>>388688134
If you're a ruskie/BR then I can't blame whoever did that

>>388683846
Seriously this. I'm not making a bank account to deposit five million bucks, I'm making an account for your shitty game that I'll probably forget about next week. If someone would really like to bruteforce my pass, go ahead.

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>>388683846
>forget my password
>except i didn't forget my password i just forgot that i had to put a fucking exclamation point at the end of it

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>names cannot contain spaces

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>>388688885
I'm Swedish
The server was Danish

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>>388689174
I still can't blame them

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>Username was GraveNigger in wow/steam/everything
>Still not banned (only some tf2 servers banned me)

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>haven't logged in for years
>not sure if I'm messing up my nick or pass
>"login or password is incorrect, try again"

>>388686731
I tried to make my password for the systems at my work "I hate system name123" but they wouldn't let me. I got in trouble for it so I made my password heilhitler123 and nobody has said anything

>>388688479
Having to say "I'll check once I get home" when someone asks for your account name is not a step in the right direction

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>>388683846
>enter the password that meets all those criteria and is 20+ characters long
>"estimated password strength: weak"

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>his username starts with XxX

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>10 years ago
>make my first email address
>change the password several times but always remember it anyway
>few weeks ago clear my browser's cache and stuff
>logged out of email
>"oh ok"
>try to login
>login failed
>try to log with every password I've ever used for the account
>login failed
>all of the """""recovery""""" options don't help because they need a cell-phone and other stupid shit which I don't have

at least I still have my steam account I guess

>>388689787
what the fuck are you talking about

>>388685667

They hate Spandau Ballet.

>>388683648
Not my fault you're an unoriginal faggot.

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>SmegmaEater
>this username is already in use

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>tfw people pay hundreds to thousands on PSN trying to get accounts that only have three letters

>>388689646
HOLY FUCK I THINK WE JUST FOUND THE EDGIEST DUDE IN THE HISTORY OF 4CHAN GUYS LIKE HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M EVEN READING RIGHT NOW JUST CRINGE MAN FUCKIN CRINGE!

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>"Wrong password. You have 2 more attempts"
>"Wrong password. You have 1 more attempt"
>"Wrong password. Try again after 24 hours."

>>388689838
When I was a lad, one of my friends convinced me that there was a group that gave items out to people who put XxX on each side of their name. Years later I figured out it was that her name made it obvious she's a girl, and they were trying to woo her. I started over on my Runescape account for nothing.

>>388689958
In Overwatch, you can choose any username you want without worrying about how unique it is, but they add like a randomly generated ~six digit number to the end of it to ensure that no one has the same name. They don't even make it obvious when you make the account. You end up with a string of numbers just shy of a phone number in length that you and whoever you're talking to need to remember if you want to share your account name without copy/pasting

>>388690257
> your account has been locked
> please contact customer support

>>388690257
>speed up your wait time by spending premium currency!

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>you have summoned k***ht solaire

>>388690327
at least the unique name you chose without having to worry about duplicates will show up in-game as stated

>new weeb/korean mmo launches
>register like a hundred accounts
>name characters after popular anime characters, pony names, etc.
>sell the account + character name for a nominal fee to desperate retards who want to be named Twilight Sparkle

Depending on the game I can make like $500 or more, people will pay the prices I ask just to be named after a naruto character or an MLP character

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>that password is already in use

>>388685667

I guess because of "gold shower" or something.

>>388690223
This post is somehow even worse than the other one.

>>388689787
I was so lucky I got all 5's for my number. I actually can remember it, if it was anything else I wouldn't bother.

>>388683648
>typically use rather obscure username
>it's taken
>check profile
>it's some furfag

>>388688936
>They can't be fucked to mention "we make all passwords require a symbol and a caps letter" to let you know which version of your universal password to use, so you have to do a fucking email reminder or some shit recovery questions every time.

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>>388691097
>there is already an account using that email service

>>388691571
This is why I just use randomly generated sets of symbols now and use a password manager.

Fuck that.

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>>388683834
>Want to get online on Star Force 3
>Please write your handle
>Choose "Bass Forte", lacking originalitiy
>"This username contains profanity"
Fucking hell Capcom, it's pronounced Base, he's not a fish.

>>388690627
I like to leave profanity filters like this enabled if I can. It's funnier to me when it screws up all the time.

>>388688549
Oyu know damn twll why ewu can't he assult dumbass.

>>388691097
I remember this shit used to happen in the 90s, but not anymore.

... Right?

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>cant register for most games because the email I used for everything was [email protected]

>>388683648
>its a unique username you used for years on other services

>>388691031

That's hilarious, good job anon.

>have several "normal" names in WoW on a RP server
>regularly get offers to buy the name

If I wasn't so smugly addicted to being a special snowflake I'd probably do it. I still can't believe "Katie" wasn't taken.

what's your go-to passwords schemes?
>pisslips, shitlick, etc.
>zippolighter, biclighter etc.
>the serial number on the knife I carry around
>porn star name(childhood street + childhood pet)
if I need numbers or symbols I just replace the vowels with them in leetspeak

>>388691916
>some random kid has started using the exact name
>if people google your username you look like a total autist

>>388692351
nice try hackerman, not telling you my default password

but I typically use random.org to generate a string of random letters and numbers

if they're a dick about it I capitalize the first one and change the last number into shift+number for a symbol

>>388689174
>I'm Swedish
Lul

>>388692351
niggers123

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>>388690464
>"Error: Account locked. Please contact an admin for help"
>Go to the forums to find an admin I can PM
>Last post is from 2009

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>replace the l with a uppercase i
>works

>friend got his online username tatooed on his arm.
He thinks it's cool and keeps telling me how other people also think so. He's also a huge LoL fanboy

>>388695109
I can see it working with kind of a barcode tattoo or something like that. Not something I personally like but it's not that bad

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>servers are temporarily down please try again later