Burn the tree, Bigby.

You're not my boss, Snow.

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>>388680312
ETERNITY THE STILLNESS OF ETERNITY, SNOW.

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>>388680312
>burn the tree bigby
>don't kick down the door bigby

If you're going to be an asshole, you have to go all the way. Only one of us can be bad cop.

>>388680312
Do you think she would have supported [Glass Him]?

Snow is fucking qt

Okay, where the FUCK is season 2? Fucking Batman already got a season 2 and this didn't?

the only good telltale game

>>388682524
TWD S1 was good. TFTB was surprisingly also good.

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>>388682109
This crazy bitch was better, I half expected Bigby to fuck her until she went full villain.

>>388682978
>>388682109
All the girls were good. The artstyle and source material lends itself really really well to the engine and doesn't feel like a Telltale game at times. Every other telltale game suffers from having the same four expressions and similar face models.

>everyone suddenly wants the crooked man to get a fair trial

I still don't get it.

>>388682524
Stop this meme

>>388682978

This bitch was almost Kai Leng levels of unintentional edgelord comedy.

7 DWARF DICKS

>>388683481
They want an excuse to keep Bigby on a leash.

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>glass him
>sure, I would like to share a drink with woody

>>388683601
She's Bloody Mary though. It fits.

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>>388683952
i did this thinking it would give him a drink forgive my ignorance, woody

>>388682518
they just announced season 2

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>>388683952

>>388683601
Seeing how most people treat her legend as a joke and laugh until their bellies burst, she decided to literally cut the middle man.

>>388683952
I almost did this, but then I remembered Trainspotting

>>388684328
>>388685470
>>388685684
Are people actually this retarded?

Fabletown is so desperate for witch magic that the witches charge people out the ass just for a transmog and they let them kill kids to keep casting spells....but no, don't have a witch who will be indebted to the town, just destroy her source of magic and ruin it for everyone.

>>388682654
>TWD S1 was good.
I'm still pissed you couldn't actually save Ben. The whole game felt really railroaded.

>>388682978
Ah all the classic fairy tale characters are here including the Jersey Devil and Bloody Mary.

>>388680981
Oh hey thats the little girl from all that porn.

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Do people seriously not know what "Glassing" someone means? Is it just a British/Commonwealth thing or something?

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>>388686195
I'm from the bum fuck south in america and even I knew it meant hitting him with the glass not sure how anyone missed it.

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>>388686195
I've literally never heard the term before in Canada, but I figured it meant hitting him with the bottle just by using common fucking sense.

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>>388686470
Jersey looked pretty cool

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>tfw you glass him

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>... to Beast in the elevator
>yfw his response

Georgie had good reasons to do what he did but it was more the Crooked fuck than anything. I'm suprised they didn't go with some twist instead of the pimp did it because I guess there were so many red herrings they thought they could trick people.

I've watched Magnum Force way too many times and that drain cleaner scene sticks with you so that was my deciding factor right there.

Daily reminder before they rewrote the entire fucking story after Chapter 1 Bigby was going to use glamour to break into the police station to steal Snow White's body and the mundie police get suspicious over who Bigby really is and there was going to be a big thing between Bigby trying to keep the police from finding out about Fables existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIKUmLoP-bI

>>388689458
Unfortunately they were pussies, and changed their storyline because some fans guessed the plot.

>>388680981
Playing this game as a brutish asshole was too fun, but I felt really bad when I started crushing the Butcher's jaw.

>>388686195
I have an IQ over 200 so obviously I knew what it meant. Heh.

>>388689710
good story that got spoiled >>> shitty story cobbled together at the last second

>>388689710
I hope she comes back for S2, fucking around with the police seemed fun

also what the fuck was that heavy breathing and moaning

>>388683952
You had to play it to understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urKJqdq4eX4

>>388689970
I wouldn't say it was shittily cobbled together but they could've done a much better job with Crooked Man

Him just saying "But I didn't REALLY do it" and everyone forgetting that he harassed them for years was just dumb.

>>388689819
What was it originally supposed to be? I know it's /tv/ but hearing about how they had to change season 3 of The Sopranos makes me wonder what the show would have ended up being.

>>388690431
Boy Who Cried Wolf did it

>make a decision
>your choice doesn't matter
????????????
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO

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A reminder that Snow took the knot.

>>388689819

I heard conflicting stories. I remember hearing somewhere they had to change it because the creator of Fables didn't like the idea of Bigby using glamour to turn into a mundie (apparently he was going to turn into Branigan to steal Snow's body, hence why the original title card for Episode 3 was her spying on Bigby since she got suspicious).

Why the fuck the creator didn't know the plot ahead of time is beyond me.

>>388690602
The fuck? He wasn't even in the first episode was he? How did someone guess that?

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>>388690898
He did appear in episode 1, but people found out due to datamining IIRC

>>388690773
Flycatcher is the most autistic looking motherfucker yet I like him for some reason.

Are the comics worth reading?

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What did Bigby mean by this?

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>you will never live in a world as comfy

>>388691038
/co/ has a good list of when it goes to shit I'll see if I can find it

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>>388691038
I thought it was pretty good. Though I only ever read to the point to where I felt was a good enough ending,and a lot of people say it goes down hill bad after that. Also a lot of people hate the politics of the author.

>>388691038
Starts off good, after that the quality is on and off.

>>388682978
I know it was a QTE fight that I normally despise, but the battle to the death with this cunt was fucking incredible.

>>388691363
>Also a lot of people hate the politics of the author.

It's pretty understandable considering there's shit like this >>388691208 in it.

>>388691363
Yeah that's pretty fucking cancerous right there.

>and hedgehogs

This motherfucker write sonic famfics in his spare time?

>>388691616
>It's pretty understandable
Except not really because generally speaking it's awful. Politics is irrelevant when the rest of the work is exceptionally mediocre.
Unless this is the standard of tolerable work in comics these days.

>>388680981
Fucking Telltale Games. Unless you are a complete monster, everyone will walk all over you. There is no inbetween.

>>388691835
>Unless you are a complete monster, everyone will walk all over you.

sweet naive anon hasn't played the game of thrones telltale

>>388691835
Largely due to the way they create games in such a fast manner. And it doesn't seem to be slowing down with all these other projects.

>>388691963
It was fucking garbage.

>>388692029
I know

But even if you are a prick in that you still get shat on, its awful

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>introducing a qt otter just to kill her 5 minutes later

but why telltale

>>388691835
Telltale is really just which characters you want to love or hate depending and hoping they make it mean something instead of killing them for shock value. Only played Wolf and I like it but no way would I pay for episodic release because it's spotty to say the least for releases.

>>388692087
>pick option a
>you die
>pick option b
>you die
>pick option c
>your sister dies and then you die but your sister doesnt actually die she just becomes a slut
peak telltale

>>388691776
>Yeah that's pretty fucking cancerous right there.
whats wrong with it

>>388692429
Stop playing coy you already know.

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>>388692583

>>388691237
They better have make it an option to fuck her.

>>388692583
wtf i love communism now?

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>Telltale about to be BTFO by some literally who French studio who's copying their engine

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>>388692846
STOP IT

>>388692875
I liked when Snow put a hatchet in the back of her skull.

>kill the Crooked Man
>the game forces half the cast in the "trial" against me purely to set up a divide
TWAU is my favorite nu-Telltale game but that's really not saying much. The framework is so fucking flawed.
SBCG4AP was their last good game, fight me

>>388693456
totb was their last good game

>>388692956
Stop what? I just want to see character models awkwardly bump into each other mimicking sex.

>give Nerissa/Faith a cigarette
>always be nice to her
>she smiles and sees the good in Bigby because every other character treats him like a massive dick making you want to act like one

Fuck Toad even though I tried to help and fuck Snow for her wishy washy bullshit.

>>388693983
its a quote *pulls ribbon*
the game did do quite a good job of making you feel like you were in his shoes, kind of rare for a telltale game tbqh

Ww2 drama game by telltale when

>>388694294
snoozefest, what's the twist

>>388694294
I wanna play as Patton because then I'd have a reason to be treated like an asshole like all Telltale shit does.

>>388694343
No need for twists
Just look at walking dead
Can just be a depressing tale of a squad trying to survive

Most people in Fabletown are fickle assholes. You try and be nice and they start shit. You come down hard on their ass and they act like its your fault when they're the ones being the twits. It's annoying, but I can kind of believe it. Best way to play the game is do whatever you want regardless of what anyone else says.

Also kill one of the tweedles just for the satisfaction of killing the fat cockney shit.

>>388694491
Telltale games are written by children, they wouldn't able to pull that off especially when they have issues doing capeshit

>>388694843
Doesn't one of them die anyway? Maybe I should replay Wolf but be a dick to everyone.

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>>388694461
>Telltale Patton Game
>Go to field hospital and see shellshocked soldier
>[Give Him a Hand]
>Slap the shit out of him, drag him out, and ship him back to the front

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>>388694994

>>388694908
idk I always thought their games were pretty well written with very well developed characters compared to the rest of the industry
exception goes to Game of Thrones.
And what was wrong with Batman, exactly? I really liked it barring the technical issues that plague that game, and Episode 1 of the 2nd Season started out real strong imo. Really liked the changes Kirkbride brought on

>>388694843

To be fair that's kinda what happens in the comics too.

You need to remember Bigby was a giant piece of shit wolf monstrosity that literally destroyed and ate their villages and loved ones. Kinda hard not to be scared/pissed off at him after all that.

>>388691479
I was really hoping for some cutting dialogue with her before the final confrontation - I played the game for the most part trying to be... not FULL ASSHOLE but was ready to sass the fuck out of her. Alas.

Batman s2 ep 1 was their best ep 1 in a long time. I can't wait to see how they fuck it up.

>>388695615
ep3 of guardians of the galaxy was also extremely strong imo

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>>388695115
I was more referring to Guardians when talking about capeshit. Batman was okay, It has good TWEEEST but it handles them poorly in later episodes.

Why was everyone getting so mad at Bruce for something his Father did?
Why did they make Vicki the embodiment of the TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH meme?

I didn't know that fucking Kirkbide of all people was working at Telltale, but if he did have anything to do with Batman S2 Ep1 that would explain a lot because its one of the better premier telltale episodes.

>>388695615
michael kirkbride baby
was that his first time designing an episode for them?

>>388695115
>And what was wrong with Batman, exactly?
Where did Vicki get her training and sci-fi gear?

>>388695328
Begs the question how they ever let him be sheriff though.

>>388695801
I played Guardians. Never watched the movie, don't know shit about the setting. I thought episode 1 was painfully bad, and they were constantly trying to force shitty jokes/funny moments that just didn't work. It made me somewhat physically uncomfortable and it was actually the first time I had to pause a Telltale game and take a break because I was cringing hard.
However I think Episode 3 stepped it up massively, and there were some moments where I found myself smiling at shit that happened.

>Why was everyone getting so mad at Bruce for something his Father did?
Because Bruce's entire rich boy life is built on the graves of all those people. Their parents stole everything from those kids. Oz, Lady Arkham, they look at Bruce and feel that here's this guy, his dad murdered my family and took all of my shit, and now there he is living the big life, the life I should be living, while I'm rotting in this asylum. Naturally, they want revenge. I'd want it too.

and yeah Kirkbride shows up on Season 2 Episode 1 as Lead Designer and a writer as well. He wrote some stuff for Season 1 too IIRC.

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Did you let him take it?

why didn't they have Mark Hamil voicing him? Also Troy Baker as Batman is kinda shit imo

>>388683952
>knife him
Hm yes I WILL whittle him a nice little figurine.

>>388696219
Most people have learned by now that you should just play along and not do the smart thing, I doubt a lot of people thought that telling him to quit it would be the better option.

>>388685767
to be fair the guy says immediately before that line something about sharing a drink with you
I thought "glass him" would mean that I was gonna offer him a drink

>>388691016
The problem was he was in almost every scene in the background and people noticed

>>388696219
I don't think he even pulled out a phone on me.

Strong Bad season 2 when?

>Alfred goes full Punished Alfred in Season 2, eye patch and everything, if you let Lady Arkham take his eye

>>388696219
Of course I did. We're niggas for life, fuck Tiffany

>>388691038

Starts off good and it becomes shit really quick.

When Bluebeard dies it is basically worthless fanfiction that strokes Israel's cock so hard it regrows it's foreskin.

>>388696219
I wonder what they're gonna do with him. It's pretty obvious that he's the big bad guy in Season 2 but since they're taking a whole new approach to him and are actually bothering developing his character I foresee a big decision involving him in at the end of the season.

>still no sequel to Wolf Among Us
Fuck you Telltale.

Nobody fucking asked for a Minecraft Telltale game.

>>388696972
Nobody asked for a sequel to the Minecraft telltale game either.

>>388694994

This post is 5 stars and if you didn't get it you suck.

>>388696972
Didn't they announce TWAU season 2?
Hopefully it won't suffer from rewrites like its predecessor

>>388695948

Just kinda happened. He had the support of Bluebeard who had all his fortune by being a collaborator and Snow who everyone loved. Basically he made the most sense. Also the witches we so scared of him they glamored him for free to keep him from being in wolf mode. That definitively helped.

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>>388680312
Rape the joker, Batman

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Spin off when?

>>388697304
Why doesn't Batman just rape the Joker?

>>388697092
So why does it exist if no one wants it?

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This is unironically their best game.

>>388696219
this was the funniest shit ever

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>Kirkbride actually works at Telltale
What the fuck
The Elder Scrolls - A Telltale Series when?

>>388683952
>>388685470
>>388684328
How people thought that "Glassing" somebody was anything BUT violent is something I'll never comprehend.

>>388694994
A winner is you

>>388692954
>Blacksad
I hope they stay away from White furred neo-nazi group, and focus more on the anti-commie plots.
Release date?

>>388697616
>Thought it was going to be shit
>Didn't even bother at looking at anything for it
>EP1 goes on sale for 2.5$, so might as well buy it
>FUCKING GREAT
>Bought the season pass right after I finished it
Easily the best and most replayable

so was batman telltale good my friends
I'm kinda considering buying it

also wanna try walking dead season 3

>>388700754
Batman is alright, it doesn't follow canon so not every character has plot armour, which is nice.

I watched the SBFP Walking dead LPs and Episode 3 is by far the shittiest of them. So many of your choices do not matter in the slightest.

>>388701061
I mean, choices in telltale games have always been pretty questionable. It's more about quality of the story than choice to me.

>>388680312
doesnt really matter since Auntie Greenleaf will still help you in the comics

>>388701134
Yeah I suppose. Batman is worth it, WD season 3 isn't unless you have the "well I've come this far I might as see this thing through."

>>388701262
That's like 20 years later

wounds heal

>>388686195
I always thought it meant shoot/kill

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How do I Bigby mode?

>>388694343
you discover that hitler did nothing wrong

>>388690737
>pick your nose
>"he/she will remember that"

>>388703317
>"he/she will remember that"
>dies 10 seconds later

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>>388686150
What you don't understand about Fables is that it's not simply fairy tale characters. That's the main cast, yes, but there are even living embodiments of literary devices. Folk tales and urban legends are perfectly acceptable, though maybe not so much for the time frame Wolf Among Us takes place in.

>>388700754
Season 1 wasn't good, but the first episode of season 2 is great.

>>388703353

I remember Game of thrones being REALLY bad about making everything you do pointless

Question /v/

What IP would you like to see be made into a Telltale game?

I'd like to see them tackle Monster Hunter, but that would be a stretch wouldn't it?

>>388706229
>this rando hunter will remember that
>"What if we are the monsters for hunting those monsters for ingredients to create more weapons and armor to hunt them as well as for food"
Fuck that.

>>388706520

I meant in the vein of Minecraft story mode, nothing too serious

>>388706229
DmC Devil May Cry

>>388706229
I wanted a Superman game made by them instead of Batman.

>>388706229
Elder Scrolls because they have kirkbride

>>388703669
Also fictional characters like the characters from the wizard of OZ, star wars, and LOTR

>>388680312
No fuck you

Anyone who did is a fucking beta

>>388706993
Maybe they'll still do one, I remember one of them saying superman would suit there style

I'd like a supernatural one, set when it was good or a prequel with John

>>388691776
>Yeah that's pretty fucking cancerous right there.
She isn't a good guy
And she gets shot in the head, hit by a bus and eaten by a dragon in that order shortly after that scene.

>>388707504
>he doesnt want the snow pussy
sure bigby fucked her in the end but hey thats still a point

>>388702981
>Be runt of the litter born from the union of a she wolf and the north wind
>Be rejected by your family and survive purely through your tenacity and anger
>Eat small animals, old ladies and little girls every day for centuries
>Huff and puff until you blow brunette princesses panties down.

>>388707604
too bad, Goldilocks was hot well not as hot as Cindy

>>388707836
She gets better
Then dies again
and again

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>Tell myself this is fine whenever I got completely shat on in every episode because the conflicts in these games always get resolved by the end
>Mira either dies or is forced into being some asshole's babymaker
>Finn, Cotter, Lady Forrester, and Royland are dead
>Gared and Mira's stories were just circlejerks that went nowhere
>Rodrik is confirmed immortal after getting stabbed a hundred times and still survives
>House Forrester falls and Ludd is still alive
But at least Talia is safe

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>>388706229
Agent Venom

>>388698553
It sounds to me like you'd just clink your glass with him.

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>>388691038
They are good until after issue 75. Then they start to get really weird and abstract.
Also if you like Bigby as a detective, than I have to dissapoint you. They drop that theme after five issues.

>>388699558
>>388697616
Too bad it wasn't a financial success

>>388691363
Nooo, what happened to Colin?!

>>388680312
>You're a monster Bigby. Just because those two guys unloaded their shotguns into you doesn't give you a right to beat them up and spare their lives!

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>>388683952

Snow Whiteis the only video game waifu other than Elizabeth from bioshock that I have actually unironically fallen in love with

>>388709745
So you're into crazy bitches that criticize everything you do?

>>388709813
Who isn't?

>>388709450
died from the farm uprising led by Goldilocks

>>388709847
Nerissa

>>388709813
Actually yes
My only girlfriend ever was sometimes crazy and quite often would express how much she disagreed with me and be a little dramatic about it

>>388683952
Shit dude those aren't even glasses.

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>>388709745
Absolute shit taste.

>>388680312
I love this game the most because it lets me punch everyone in the face without remorse

>>388682978

Watching Bigby go full blown wolf and eating her legion of Mary's was SO fucking cash.

>>388710017
They're both top tier prove me wrong

>>388699258
Why would they? The game's story takes place in the 1950s, when Civil Rights was rising as a mainline American issue. Why ignore it? Because you're afraid the internet is going to have a shit fit about it? 2016 already happened, the shit fit is already going on.

>>388709813
crazy girls are hot

>>388710025
This. There's just a legion of assholes in this game that you can punch on a whim and not feel bad about it.

>>388697616
This guy knows what's up.

>>388710363
>"We're pissed at you for not solving this murder quicker, but we're also gonna do everything we can to impede your investigation"
Why am I protecting these people again?

>>388710674
youre the sheriff goy!

>>388710198
>the shit fit is already going on.
exactly. Wolfenstein threads already go full "REEEE POL!!" over cartoonishly evil Nazis. I'd like that to not be the case with Blacksad. I'm not saying avoid it completely because it was obviously was a factor of the times but making it the main focal point would ruin just about any discussion to be had here.

>>388683952
only autist could think that this phrase means sharing drink with someone

>>388708332
Everybody knows that these games don't actually give you any choice and consequence.
No matter what you do, the little twin brother will die. The only choice you can make is at the veey end of the game with Mina.

Remember the Michonne game? That certainly existed

>>388698553
I interpreted it as
>pass him a glass, have a single "meeting" that isn't violent

>>388686351
It's BECAUSE you're in the bum fuck south that you knew it meant hitting him with the glass.

>>388698553
>>388686195
Everyone understood. People just think it's funny to pretend they didn't.

S2 GET HYPE

>>388706229

Fucking none.

Telltale "games" are the most dreadful shit, and are horrible experiences even when the writing isn't hot garbage

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>burn the tree, Meat

>>388706229
I'd like to see them tackle Fallout just to see what comes out of that.