>join game
>aimbotter
>join another game
>aimbotter
>join another
>hoovy party at the enemy spawn
>>388678715
>join game
>sudden load lag of a spy dying repeatedly or shotgun blast
>join game
>you have been banned. reason: offensive nickname
tf2 general?
>join game
>three AFK snipers sitting in spawn
>>388677917
>play dustbowl
a total of 4 scouts spies or snipers on stage 1 attack
>join game
>4 engis building on last
>That guy subtly hacking
>join 2fort server
>6 snipers
>pick sniper
>>388679313
This gives me a headache to look at, and I can't actually look straight at it. Should I go to the vet?
>>388677917
>the aimbotter was you all along
>join payload
>defending team has a dozen sentries and a pocketed soldier destroying our 4 spies, 2 snipers, and 3 braindead scouts
>>388679356
Look at what? It's just a guy with his hand in his pocket
>>388677917
i'm atleast glad that their aimbotters are atleast somewhat obvious so you can call them out on it.
eh... sort of.
>>388677917
>enemy killed me
>hes a aimbotter
>I killed an enemy
>hes a nuub
git gud
>enemy medic starts healing hacker
>join game go sniper to warm up
>click on some heads to get back in practice, headshot the same guy a few times in a row
>says I'm aimbotting, starts votekick
>get kicked
>>388677917
I had a nightmare the other day where somebody was speedhacking with a p90 after a friend forced me to play CS:GO with them. I never want to touch CS:GO ever again.
>>388679313
THE SHRIKE
>>388677917
>join game
>obvious aimbotter
>shoots you in the head when you hide in a corner with Cloak and Dagger
>nobody could ever deny they're hacking
>vote to kick
>vote fails
every time
>>388679354
>cap intel as Sniper
>>388679437
>vaccinator medic healing a danger shield machina aimbotter
>Game goes F2P
>Suddenly aim bots every where
Same reason why Korean Overwatch is going downhill
>he starts spinning while looking up
>kill feed nothing but headshots
>cheating
why do people do this?
>>388679549
>>388679313
>hitbox as seen by huntsman arrow
>>388679652
I laughed
>>388679574
cuz its fuhneee
>>388679549
>>388677917
didn't like 40k something account just get banned? why do so many people hack in this game? how pathetic are these people
>4000 hours in TF2
>Played for so many years can almost instantly tell when someone is hacking or aimbotting
>Theyre usually not even subtle about hacking either
>"Lmao bro you're mad just get good fucking noob"
>>388679737
new hack released recently, you can tell by how all hackers fill the chat with identical obscene messages
IF IT'S NOT OUT BY THE END OF SEPTEMBER I'M QUITTING
>>388679354
>pick soldier
>rocket jump to second floor and kill all of them with 3 rockets
I love sniper spamming pubs
>join the game
>be the hacker
>>388679846
anon, you and I both know you ain't got the fucking balls.
>>388679737
Is gif related an intro to a BLACKED episode?
>>388679472
>join game
>someone is hacking in our team
>I heal him
>people start noticing
>fag is starting to cry in the chat and ask for a votekick
>I launch a votekick before anyone else can move
>everyone vote yes out of frustration without checking the name
>it was actually some random guy in the other team
>>388680006
fucking dastardly
>>388680006
>>it was actually some random guy in the other team
you can't vote kick the other team
I hate this game
So many deaths by players that are out of my filed of vision because there is simply too much shit going on, yeah gitgud whatever I cant fight 2 guys at the same time if a scout is suddenly blasting my ass
I hate this game, why cant I stop playing
>>388680006
Fake and gay you can't votekick people on the other team
>potassium bonnet painted white with graybanns
>only kill demomen
>Join a hightower game
>Pick battle engie with mini sentry.
>People on the server immediately tellme i am cancer and request that i change characters after dominating 3 soldier players.
>Go back to spawn and change to The Jag
>Just build a level 3 sentry under their base
>they get absolutely ass mad about it
>They get even angrier when i actually bring the cart from beginning to end while not dying because none of them bothered on taking down the level 2 sentry i placed.
>Actually bring the cart to the top of the tower and win the match
>Just see the salt roll out while the rest of my team just laughs
People need to chill the fuck out, especially because the server was 24/7 hightower anyways.
>>388680139
>cant fight 2 guys at the same time if a scout is suddenly blasting my ass
No seriously git fucking gud. You can easily 1v2 or even 1v3 most pubbies with soldier or scout if you have a brain in your skull.
The majority of the people that play are dreadfully fucking bad.
>That guy that aimbots with shit like Pyro or Scout
>"Nah brah I'm just good :^)"
>>388679710
dude ITS JUST GAME
LMAO XD
JUST DONT LOOK AT TEH SCREEN
BAKA
>>388680082
Shit, I don't remember, But I'm sure I asked for some random vote. MAYBE it was in my own team then to save my hacking mate.
I left tf2 3 or 4 years ago
>>388680209
that's actually a really good idea
>>388680267
Then Im just bad at FPSs because I dont see shit coming and suddenly there is a pyro on my ass and Im dead again.
And I usually get 2nd or 3rd on points on most games, its still really frustrating
>>388680139
Stop playing in 32 slots servers you dumb dumb
>That one kid who complains about WM1 Pyro
>>388680209
>worth atleast 10 keys
dem jewssss
>>388680209
took me a second
>someone with aimbot as heavy
>doesnt have nospread
>fuck his shit up with sniper
>he leaves
ok
>>388680298
stay mad kid
>>388680409
You can hear most people coming. Also learn to just do a quick 180 every so often, especially if you're going into an area where you think alot of enemies are going to be.
>>388680209
>>388680535
You are right but I still feel like I should drop it, I get too angry at it.
>>388678972
>A- A- A- A- A- A- A- A- A- AAAAHHHHH
>>388678715
*stickies them*
>>388680439
>that Pyro is some mad airblasting maniac fuck ripping everyone ass, destroying the engineer with the rocket from his own sentry, rocket jumping with the enemy soldier rocket only to give him the axe mid-air and reflecting huntsman all day
>"lol w+m1 noob"
>>388680808
Bruh play like expert or hard bots and just learn some basics with soldier and scout. If you can learn game sense with those two you'll roll over most people, honest.
Learn health pack locations, places you can rocket jump and double jump to, etc. It all sounds really rudimentary and basic but knowing that shit puts you above like 75% of the remaining playerbase.
help
>>388680275
>aimbots
>Pyro
What?
>>388680963
>give him the axe
NOT ANY MORE ANON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfucking kill me I want to puff and sting again
>>388680976
and i thought i was bad
>>388680963
>7000 reflections on my Strange Festive Flamethrower (literally more than the 6000 kills on the fucking thing)
>"Lmao WM1 noob"I know that fucking feel m8
>>388680238
I'll never understand the autistic rage that flies when you try to actually cap the point on Hightower
I'm pretty sure there's even an arena version of Hightower, why don't people just play that?
>>388678972
>people talking
>WE NEED WEE NEED WE NEED WE NEED WE NEED
>>388680209
what an original loadout I've never seen beforeexcept for the dozens of different times I've seen it already. good job
>pyro mains actually think they deserve respect
LMAO
>>388681098
What do you mean, they nerfed the pyro again?
I don't have any pc anymore and I'm facing some hard time in my life so I'm kinda out of da game.
I wasn't even there for the competitive update
>>388681098
>Puff and sting
Im sorry you broke both of your legs, anon
>>388681361
Axtinguisher can crit from any direction once again but know it takes 66% longer to pull out, meaning flame to airblast to axe before taking massive damage or straight up dying is near impossible, even with the degreaser.
>>388679871
*Instantly crits u*
>>388681487
Who the fuck is in charge now, people that don't even play the game?
>>388681632
>Implying you have any time to jarate when any half decent soldier will juggle you
loving every laugh
>>388681632
*rocket jumps behind u*
*unsheathes direct hit*
>>388681701
yeah pretty much
the game was on life support and valve pulled the plug
>>388681718
>>388681814
>soldier mains
>>388681864
Nigga explain how you gonna jarate fucking anything when it takes 2 grazing hits from stock or one DH hit to kill a sniper lmao
>>388681237
Because the community kinda went to shit anon.
Instead of people playing the actual game most community servers are filled with people who just want to fuck around.
Even though there are specific servers for this kind of stuff they just flock whatever server is available.
This also happens quite a lot on casual matches.
>Playing on mountain lab.
>We pretty much steamrolled the blue team, they didn't even get to the first point
>I die die in the middle of overtime.
>A demo and a soldier on our team were being friendly the whole time
>They let the blue team cap the point.
>Both soldier and demo leave the server while the match is still going and blue team wins.
Now we have a bunch of people trying to be funny at all times instead of playing the objective.
>>388682541
The community was always shit.
Remember when they kicked everyone who didn't have a golden badge?
>>388682638
that never happened to me so i don't really know about that. I guess it just didn't happen in my region.
>dont kill me Im friendly
Fuck those people
>>388682897
This. I'm there to play the game.
>>388682638
>the insane backlash against the halo, including mods that turned it into a giant floating "FAG" and instant kicking
bunch of fucking children all of you
>>388677917
Level 1 casual medallion Sniper being accused of hacking
>hes just good you faggots
This game
>>388681864
>Engie mains
>playing Jewish Hat Trading Simulator
>Britbong kids won't shut the fuck up, on mic constantly
>>388682897
>don't kill me i'm friendly
Proceeds to push cart
>hur why did you kill me
Almost everything I hear about online play are cheaters/hackers. Why the fuck do you people play them?
>>388679469
My fucking sides.
>>388682982
>mods that turned it into a giant floating "FAG
that's hilarious though
the current state of stock Medic, Engineer, Heavy, Pyro and Spy is bad for the fun of the game
>>388683581
Pocket Heavy is good in every game mode except for the autistic shitfest that is 5 CP. Demoman is ridiculous.
>>388683581
I find Pyro gets exponentially more useful the worse the enemy team is. Like against bad players I can kill them far faster as a pyro than as a soldier, especially on koth.
>>388683314
Because they either really suck at the game, or have the shittiest of luck finding servers. I can only think of two times hackers got in the way of a fair game
>>388678715
god i fucking hate those fairy heavies
>>388683581
>UP on Offense
W-what? but nobody chooses heavy on defense and heavy usually is rolling heads while hes on offense
>only med on the team is a vaccinator
>cant change resistance for shit
>only healing the heavy
>>388683581
The next update better bring pyro to the strong half of the time field and let the other classes as it is.
>Crit kill someone when they would have died anyway
>"random crits are fair and balanced"
Also
>Someone dies
>Types in chat "oof"
>everyone is fighting each other
>meanwhile I'm the only one moving the cart
>I successfully move it to the third checkpoint before getting into the heat of battle
>>388684001
>"random crits are fair and balanced"
I see this macro one more fucking time I'm gonna shove a crit-boosted gun in my fucking mouth
>>388683581
>Good choice half the time, bad choice half the time
Why is this a good thing? Why should this be what is striven for? The game has existed with a generalist/specialist divide since release. Shouldn't we simply strive to make the less used classes more skill indexed and less reliant on their gimmick weapons?
>>388684083
>everyone is fighting each other
No, what's actually happening is
>the enemy team can't get out of their spawns
>>388684001
>Someone dies
>has to say something in chat
>everytime they die
Pls stop
>>388684001
>spy fails to stab me
>dont wanna shoot ground cause lowish health
>dont have shotgun
>panic
>whip out whip and triple crit frenchie
GOD BLESS AMERICAAA
>>388684095
Its better than lenny faces at least
>>388684001
I love typing " oof " in chat after owning some pleb
the game would only improve in quality if the Dead Ringer, Black Box, and Concherer were removed entirely, prove me wrong.
>>388684116
All of the classes in that part are good literally every time.
>>388684083
whats actually happening
>the team is spawn camping while the most useless player pushes the cart
>>388684274
Dead Ringer? most likely
Black box? its really a halfway downgrade since you cant heal the old way with 35 on hit
Concherer? Using banners outside of VSH is dumb anyways
>>388684116
it is one the anons that want to balance the entire game based on ranked 6v6 that no one plays and doesn't even have servers for all regions.
I personally think that ranked should be a entire different game mode with different weapon stats and remodeled maps. The game has been balanced for 12 v 12 since release and it would fuck up casual heavily.
>>388684287
>mfw i outscore the spawn campers anyway
love those cart bitch points, mvp every time
>>388684401
DOn't you get 20+ health for every enemy you hit?also the black box + Concheror is a solid combo and lets you roam free and have a advantage on one v one.
>>388684429
>top scoring with 3 kills and 562 captures
its a mixed feeling. I suppose I am the only reason we did win that fast, letting the cart stay for a second might let the other team engi up.
>>388684224
>ever looking at the chat
>>388682982
I don't get it, why did everyone hate the halo?
from what i know it was given out to those who didn't idle/hack/cheat/whatever
>>388684549
used to be 15+ on hit now its just 20+ on attack so it wont stack.
If they changed the conch so it regens +2 every 2 seconds it might be more """""balanced""""
>>388679313
>createhairball.jpg
>>388684623
>never looking at the chat
>>388679801
>watch in spectate
>they're using one of those ""invisible"" aimbots where they snap to someone for one frame then go back to where they were, like a silent aim replacement
>mfw playing at 300fps and so it's still obvious as fuck but my team are all playing on commodore 64s and can't tell a script kiddie from a bible scholar
>>388685130
>someone calls out a hacker in the chat
>hacker spams a mile long message of blank space in the chat so nobody can see shit
>>388680994
Shotgun/flaregun and flamethrower auto-reflect, not to mention the usual wallhacks/ESP.
>>388684779
thanks for the info.
>>388684429
>fleet of soldier mains spawncamping my team of f2p tards
>can't get the jump on any of them without getting double/triple teamed
>go spy, cap without anyone noticing, 'ggez' and leave
It would've be satisfying if it wasn't so sad
>>388683712
Demoman is pretty much fine, if you think he's OP you don't understand the game. Heavy, on the other hand, is too slow for 5CP, CTF, or KotH to be useful on offense.
CTF is the biggest, most popular mode in the game. But due to the way TF2's classes are balanced towards defense, it's not an actually playable game mode. This means that many of us simply untick 2fort and Turbine from our map selections when we want to play the game properly.
It doesn't have to be that way. In TFC, 2fort was a main map played by serious players. If we fix the offensive/defensive balance, it can be that way again. CTF can be more than a total joke.
>>388683747
>I find Pyro gets exponentially more useful the worse the enemy team is
True, but it's a bad idea to balance the game around bad teams. Pyro needs to be something more than "class who shits on shitters".
>>388683920
>but nobody chooses heavy on defense
The fuck gives you that idea? Do you literally only play Payload Badwater or something? Heavy on defense is a common sight.
>>388683946
I do want Pyro to be buffed, however not all of the other classes are fine.
>>388684116
>Why is this a good thing? Why should this be what is striven for?
So that people can choose classes based on what they ENJOY.
>The game has existed with a generalist/specialist divide since release
Just because something's been the same way since release doesn't mean it can't be improved on.
>Shouldn't we simply strive to make the less used classes more skill indexed and less reliant on their gimmick weapons
That's part of what I want to do though.
>>388684274
Why remove weapons when you can improve them?
>>388683026
>casual level 1
>name all lowercase
>default ? avatar or a standard Steam Community avatar
>gets five headshots within four seconds of leaving spawn, earns Grey Matter achievement
>TEAM WIPE, YOU'VE KILLED THEM ALL
>"no bro he's just really good"
>>388677917
>check teamfortress.com
>no update
>check another day
>no update
>>388685603
>>388683026
You have to understand that pretty often it's an alt account of the script kiddy saying "nah he's just good". Its how they get their kicks
>>388685493
5CP is a terrible and restrictive game mode. 6v6 5CP is for literal autists.
>squeaker on mic giving a fucking pway-by-pway of every single thing he does, punctuation with grunting and "UGH, COME ONNNN"
>start a votekick
>other guy: "You can just mute him you know, it's an option in th"
>DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM doof DUM DUM
>Vote passed! Kicking player minecraftlord2005...
>mfw
So let's say, completely hypothetically, that I happened to have a private MvM TF2 server up right now that hasn't been used for about two weeks.
Would any of you be interested? What kind of maps/plugins should I slap on it? Give me some ideas.
Give me a cosmetic and I'll put together a decent loadout
>>388685924
>5CP is a terrible and restrictive game mode
[citation needed].
Besides, I'm not suggesting changes to Medic/Pyro/Spy/Heavy/Engineer solely because of 5CP. It's also because of CTF, Koth, SD, RD, and even Territorial Control. Heavy and Engineer's current state of being skewed to defense negatively effects all these game modes, in addition to 5CP. All of these game modes would be more enjoyable if the offensive/defensive balance in TF2 was fixed. We wouldn't have to untick CTF from our map lineup any more if we wanted to play an actual game.
>>388685493
>I do want Pyro to be buffed, however not all of the other classes are fine.
Besides medic having way too much impact in any game, being it casual or ranked (so much he needs some one protecting him at all times in 6s), some of the unlocks being a bit broken i believe the game just needs to rework the pyro to have a better role than the occasional spy checker anymore reliable damage since his flamethrower is even affected by ping.
Besides that the other classes are fire and suit their roles.
I Hope you are not talking about 6s though since very few people play that fucking mode that doesn't suit more than half of the maps the game is designed around.
>Top score as engie
>5 engies setup in the same place I was next round
>>388686679
one man army for the heavy.
Hetman's Headpiece for engie
Dogfighter for engie.
Level Three Chin for engie
brock's locks for heavy
>>388686984
>That guy who places a sentry next to yours
>>388687374
>you move your sentry
>he moves it next to yoursHe also hasn't built his own dispenser yet and is taking your metal
>>388687374
>when the f2p engies are building everything together in a nest and you see one demoman coming from afar.
that shit is always hilarious to me.
>>388687374
>That guy who only removes the sappers on his buildings
>That guy who steals your dispensers metal
>the glory days of TF2 will never return
>>388687374
>That engie bro who lets his sentry die while he repairs yours
>>388687804
>about to grab SMALL ammo box around corner
>scout or cloaked spy yoink it
>dispenser getting sapped
Hey /v/yoreugleh
>>388680963
>using backburner
>47 ammo
>see a soldier fire rocket at me
>take the hit and try to air strafe in his direction
>It works and I burn through the last of his health
>"lmao this M1 + W kid needs to git gud"
>>388685243
push tilde, and it will tell you who is blanking the chat
>>388687052
>>388686679
dr's dapper topper on pyro
>>388688483
bretty good anon, im probably using the hetmans piece one but im not sure if the beard fits it.
>>388688114
>>388677917
>join pipeline
>switches to hightower
>>388686867
>Besides that the other classes are fire and suit their roles.
Spy does not. He's basically a worse Sniper. Pretty much everything Spy can do, Sniper does better.
When you want to assassinate an important enemy team member who do you pick?
Spy who has to run all the way up to them, taking about 10-30 seconds, and uncloaking behind them and MAYBE getting a kill, and almost certainly dying afterwards?
Or Sniper, who can click on their head from the other side of the map, taking 3.3 seconds tops, and remains in complete safety the entire time?
Currently the only reason for Spy to exist is if Sniper can't reach someone for whatever reason, which is not a common situation, since most objectives are in an exposed location.
Spy needs more justification to exist and to be differentiated from Sniper. He needs a support ability that lets him sabotage the enemy team, other than just the Sapper (which is totally useless when an Engineer isn't present).
>>388677917
>not playing on official servers
>hacker changes his name to yours
>>388677917
>quickplay payload
>round ends in 5 seconds
>next map is control points
>>388688561
>>388686679
Soldier's Stash
GET GOOD, GET LMAOBOX!
>don't allow any code to get injected in your game
>people get upset
>>388680963
I learned to enjoy seeing that in chat.
>>388684243
that face should have died years ago, but I guess it will die when this game does.
>>388689904
>that face should have died years ago
It has though. I haven't seen it in a year.
>>388684001
>kills someone
>types in chat "lol"
Does this actually bother anyone?
>level 1 scout with perfect aim runs onto the point and caps it in the blink of an eye
>no one wants to kick him
>>388689510
>>388689432
not the first guy but I think this looks nice
and you could switch out the CBC or dead of night for a aces high lucky shot which I think is only 16 keys. I find it great because of how well the card effect pairs with the stash's card and the colors of this loadout but it's up to you
>>388689942
the only time I see it is when I play tf2, though the last time I played it was in the spring, which was when I last saw it.
>>388689510
repiled to the wrong post oops
>>388689094
Spy can kill multiple enemies in quick succession and use the dead ringer to get the fuck out and back again. Even with the incoming nerf it is still a pretty strong weapon in spie's arsenal, he is also supposed to be the counter for the engie together with soldier and demo, especially when both of them can't get to the sentry safely.
>Spy needs more justification to exist and to be differentiated from Sniper. He needs a support ability that lets him sabotage the enemy team, other than just the Sapper (which is totally useless when an Engineer isn't present).
I'll agree with this, giving spymore tools to help the team and encourage team work is pretty good.
>>388689094
They both need to be removed and replaced with a class that's more fun to fight, more useful, and doesn't attract the worst players.
>>388690286
>>388690503
>unusualfag
It's time to stop posting.
>mfw I always vote yes on votekicks regardless of whether it's justified or not
>>388679354
>'i want to practise sniper today'
>join server
>3 spys 3 snipers a medic and an engineer
>'i guess ill go soldier then'
>3 round later team comp has reduced its autism
>2 spys and 0 snipers
>pick sniper
>5 minutes later
>6 snipers
>>388690510
>Spy can kill multiple enemies in quick succession
So can Sniper.
>and use the dead ringer to get the fuck out and back again
Dead Ringer is actually worse than IW against competent players since you sacrifice the element of surprise meaning the enemy never presents their back to you, and Sniper doesn't need to "get the fuck out and back again" because he's already out.
> he is also supposed to be the counter for the engie
How does Spy ""counter"" Engie exactly? He has no more advantage vs. Engie than any other class does except Scout and maybe Medic.
Sapper only exists because without it, the Spy would be totally useless against Sentries. Even with Sapper, the Spy, in order to damage a Sentry, has to walk right up to it and (at melee range) place a loud disabler on it that alerts the Engineer. The Engineer can shoot him on approach or hit him with the Wrench while he's busy holding the Sapper, and can easily destroy the Sapper before it makes much of an impact.
Compare this to Demoman, the class who actually counters Engineer. He can put 8 stickies under a Sentry from the other side of a wall and the Engie is forced to evacuate his nest or watch it die. Demo can eliminate manned Sentry nests without putting himself at risk from them. Spy cannot. Spy is not an Engineer "counter" as a result.
I know my TF2 anon, take it on my word, Sniper does Spy's job better the majority of the time.
>I'll agree with this, giving spymore tools to help the team and encourage team work is pretty good
Cool. I just want to see Spy have more of a niche that nobody else can infringe on. And I think it would be fun to sabotage the enemy team.
>>388690592
Not gunna happen pardner.
>>388690650
Unusuals are fine if you don't make bad loadouts just to fit in a the unusual or show off how much money your willing to spend for 2010 fire effects
>>388686679
Thirst Blood for scout
Letch's LED for sniper
>>388691257
>Unusuals are fine
pretty much no unusual is fine
if they don't fit the artstyle and theme of the loadout you can fuck off
and most unusuals don't
>>388691789
Artstyle is already long gone, anon.
>>388691789
>Unusuals are fine if you don't make bad loadouts just to fit in a the unusual
>if they don't fit the artstyle and theme of the loadout you can fuck off
I just fucking said the same thing at least read my post before telling me too fuck off
>>388691282
Why is this so prevalent in TF2 nowadays?
>>388691875
>Artstyle is already long gone, anon
We're talking about whether a loadout looks good or not, anon
>>388691898
My point is that pretty much no unusual makes for a good looking loadout.
>loses a wll fought and tuff round
>bottom scoring player on the other team spams "EZZZZ" and various lennys in the chat
>>388692101
>>bottom scoring player on the other team spams "EZZZZ" and various lennys in the chat
things that don't happen.tiff
>play 6s
>none of the bullshit mentioned in this thread ever happens
really makes you think
>>388692101
*well
fucking autocorrect
>>388691993
VAC is an intentionally poor anti-cheat. They make it not ban people immediately, so they don't know what cheat triggers it, but then cheaters can easily keep cheating, or just make a new account because it's F2P. TF2 isn't going to get a better anti-cheat, the cheats are designed to protect them from votekick, and the cheats are pretty easy to get (and updates are so rare that the cheats never break).
>>388692137
Not him but last time I played there was a guy with 11 points who did the same thing
>>388691282
LED one in a second
>>388692163
b-but MUH TRYHARDS!!!
>>388692163
I would play but I don't like missing out on playing Spy and Pyro. So I play HL instead when I can find a game
>>388686679
All-Father for Heavy
Blighted Beak for Medic
Tyrant Helm for Soldier
>play jailbreak with aussies
>have fun
>>388692330
>>388691282
It might be a bit edgy due because of double black but the normal white of the doublecross clashed with the black of the LED at least to me
>>388692576
>>play jailbreak
>>have fun
Is TF2 jailbreak something different than the shit it was in CS? If I wanted an 11 year old to boss me around, I'd be some rich family's nanny.
>>388686679
Frontline Field Recorder for soldier
Ground Control
>>388680963
>scout flanks someone using another route and meatshot him in the back
>"its skill"
>spy abuse the dr and flanks the enemy for a backstab
>"its skill"
>pyro use another route and flarejumps to flank the enemy for a backburner crit
>"lmao w+m1 noob"
Also
>caught a soldier main clad in the same overused cosmetics
>he just spam rockets in his feets
>if he kills me, he got nothing but pure comp grade skill, if I rush him with the the flamethrower Im a dirty pyro scrub
Fuck this community
>>388692774
Not that guy but squeaker wardens are universally hated on any jb server, unless they're over run with them. it's easy to rebel since they zone out easily while talking
>>388693079
I only tried it once, because I thought it was Jailbreak from Unreal, which was actually fun. The server had a mixture of ages, and I didn't really get why you'd want to sit through it.
>>388684776
Exactly. It was the salty shitters who cheated.
>>388692774
US jailbreak is cancer.
There's an Aussie server I play on that has a mature community, and you see the same guys every time you connect.
Squeakers are inevitable, but that's true for all of TF2. They usually break rules and get teambanned anyways.
>>388691908
Pretty good
>>388687374
>medic/demo/soldier/scout/sniper jacks the big ammo box when you need to quickly build a defense
>they flame you for not having a lvl 3 ready on time
>>388686679
Hellmet for Soldier
>>388686824
>gamemode leaves only 3 classes viable
>"it's a good game mode guys, all the pros say so so it must be true"
>>388687940
>that guy who suicides to give you metal
>>388690793
>wanna votekick the afk dude
>select our only medic who is doing a great job by accident because Im in the middle of action
>everybody votes yes
>mfw
If you are here, Im very, very sorry bro, I fuck up.
>>388690793
>same way buy I vote no instead
>>388693447
>When someone steals the medkits when you're a Medic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLFZNfygt7s
>>388687374
>play engie
>the only other engie is building on last
>only pyro has fucked off somewhere
>get no support from team at all
>6 spies on the enemy team wreck my setup
>switch to another class
Every time.
>black box conch soldiers
>in game modes where you won't deal with sentries
>>388690793
I've watched servers selfdestruct from this. Someone starts a random votekick, it goes through. Then everyone's votekicking everyone and I just leave.
>>388693801
i always use black box + backup
i think people tend to forget that it completely negates crits for everyone around, which make demo pubstompers with a kritz up their ass a joke
>>388693765
I stopped playing engie because of this. I only go engie to upgrade teles, and instead try to keep the people willing to play it happy.
>>388693645
>>gamemode leaves only 3 classes viable
name which 3
>>388682897
>>388683246
>obvious disguised Spy
>hovering around tele entrance
>off them so they don't sap
>"dude why did you kill me I was friendly!"
It wasn't even a Spycrab (not that I spare them), they were disguised and just standing around normally.
>>388694024
Sniper, spy, and pyro. Need spies to kill snipers, need pyros to kill spies, need snipers to kill pyros.
>>388694024
Do you genuinely not know or are you just pretending to be retarded?
>>388694183
Fuck you dude I almost spit my drink.
>>388685243
Wait, is that how some hackers have seemingly sent messages via console on Casual servers? Just such a long blank message that it only looks like it's the console?
>>388693745
>Dasboschitt
Whatever happened to that guy.
>>388693765
>>388693917
This is how I feel as heavy nowdays
>4 spies in the other team
>three of them are just dead weight and free kills
>the last one is a edgy motherfucking highlander spy main using the dr with 3000+ hours as the class
>he always waits until you killed his friends or use them as bait
>>388694271
I want you to display your wrong opinion so I can mock you for it.
>>388692549
>>388694410
Yeah, that's it.
>>388694456
The DR nerf can't come soon enough.
>>388693915
peopel tend to forget it exists period
>>388680209
pffhahaha
>stop playing tf2 for a bit
>go back
>sensitivity is all messed up and cant rocket jump for shit
It's back to the jump servers for a million hours again, isn't it?
>be me playing on dustbowl
>spy on enemy team is hacking
>they're team was shit so it took a while for them to cap a
>like 5 engines building on last
>the hacker rushes in T-posed and insta-caps while not being targeted by all of the sentrys
How the fuck is this even possible?
>>388694712
>play a ton of different shooters
>they all use different sensitivity scales
>>388692798
>favorite gun is still nerfed
I aint reinstalling until the baby face blaster is restored to its former glory, so probably never
>>388694765
This is the power of Valve Anti-Cheat.
>>388694926
W-we ban in waves! Why won't you believe us?
>>388694904
>former glory
>where the scout outran his hitbox making him neigh invincible to anything but explosions
no.
>>388680238
Gross.I'll take the girl on the rightJust for cuddling
>>388690793
>team loses a KOTH round
>half the team quits before Round 2 start
>type "Come on team don't quit" into chat
>someone votekicks me and everyone votes yes before I can even ask why in the chat
I still don't know what the fuck happened, it was like the only line I typed into chat that game.
>>388694904
At least you have some tiny hope to be great again
>>388693542
>>388694904
>that name
>entire games revolve around the medic
>valve keeps buffing him
I just don't understand.
>>388695221
better set than what I have, thanks.
>>388695158
are we posting our weapons
>>388695014
They really do, but that's the problem. We have to wait for a wave to deal with a problem now.
>>388695421
Oh oh, me next, me next!
>>388695238
Valve don't understand that buffing something doesn't automatically make people enjoy using it more.
>>388689942
I know some losers who still use it on a TTT server I play on.
>>388695494
I named most of my weapons after songs
>>388694567
I love that Heavy. What's the name of the crown and coat?
>>388695893
Class Crown and Gift Bringer
>>388686679
Rimmed Raincatcher for Demo.
>>388695789
it's all i have named, really.
>>388695421
Sure, have another of mine
>>388677917
>Guy on your team is clearly hacking.
>You pocket heal them.
The fact that Quick fix is able to keep up with someone using speed hax was hilarious.
This is my Pyro loadout
Say something nice to it
>>388695789
I don't really have any fancy weapons, but weapons that I love I always try to craft. Though I got a strange shotgun I'm really fond of.
This thread wants me to start being an obnoxious piece of shit in pub servers again.
What are some allchat macros I should use?
>>388696145
At least tell me you do flarejumps to flank people
>>388696183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhrdIhh-mh0
>>388696183
BENIS :DDD
>>388696296
Why else would the detonators name be a reference to flying
>>388696145
>>388696156
I really like my shotgun too.
>>388696048
>>388696389
Well I dont know jack shit about pony stuff so Im asking
>>388679354
>Join server with a lot of snipers
>Use croc set (pre nerf)
>Someone pocket heals you
>Become unkillable god collecting dominations left and right.After dominating all the enemy snipers, go dead ringer (pre-nerf nerfed) spy and disguise yourself as a friendly sniper so all the enemy can get are fake revenges
>>388695421yes
People get so fucking tilted when they get Backburner-ed repeatedly
>>388696760
Nicely done!
>>388697237
WT RING U GOT BITHC
>>388696145
You're doing okay, but you could go even further.
Spitfire would be a better match for the flamethrower, since she's already got a fire theme.
Detonator should be Pinkie's Party Cannon.
Lollichop: Couple of ways you could go with it. Bon Bon's Top Seller, or Nightmare Night Tribute.
Get some paint on that Mercenary, preferably do it up as Rarity, then name it something like Fashionista's Coup de Grace.
Rename the Orchestrina to "Parasprite Attraction Contraption"
Balloonicorn, same thing with the Mercenary, but different character. Ideally paint it yellow and name it Yellowquiet.
You'll be pissing people off in no time.
>>388694456
Figure if he was a highlander spy he'd use iw or C&d instead, when I did plat games back in like '10 I could never get shit done with the dr since the other team was so on point.
Its amazing how helpful the Box taunt is when playing Spy
I don't know whether people intentionally ignore it or just don't notice it when you use it in the corner but it works a fuckton better than invisibility or disguises
>>388679313
imagine if you fucking tripped and fell face-first into that monstrosity
that gallery would be getting sued to oblivion (by your relatives since you'd be a corpse)
>>388679446
RUSH B CYKA
>>388694904
The babyface was never my favorite gun (that was the Shortstop, which was also gutted beyond all recognition) but it's not a bad secondary or possiblyTERTIARYpick.
WHERE IS THE UPDATE?!
WHERE IS THE UPDATE?!
WHERE IS THE UPDATE?!
WHERE IS THE UPDATE?!
>>388699094
I love how after all these years they can still catch me off guard and make me laugh. Fucking comedic geniuses.
>>388699215
Quit crying you entitled little goy, you get a new set of UGC medals every other week.
>>388695093
>The girl on the right
>Not recognizing Ed Edd & Eddy
Fuck off.
>>388694904
This is the closest thing I've got to a picture of my gunfu since I'm sure as shit not reinstalling in the current state of the game. This thing harvested the tears of many a salty squeaker.
I unironically use lmaobox to jitterbox around servers. Sorry that the other guys ruin your fun.
>inb4 ur no different bcuz ur hacking
>>388699280
There's nobody quite like the Chaps. I'm glad they're back in the saddle, even if they can't update as much as they used to.
There was a new one just the other day, if you haven't seen it. "Squintmojis." It does that thing where they manage to be topical without feeling forced and "me too."
>>388696565
>civiv duty shotgun
muh nigga
>>388682982
That feel when I never cheated but never got the Halo because I accidentally went into an idle server once as a noob
>>388699702
Yeah, I saw that, it was excellent and they did a surprisingly good job of making their characters with just shitty emojis.
>>388677917
>join game
>no aimbotters
>child in chat calling everyone aimbotters
>>388697237
Are we still posting weapon names?
>>388699468
>mfw my ex looked just like her for Halloween, except cuter
>I fucked it up
I could have lost my virginity to an honest 10/10 hodammit!
Anyway backburner+scorchshot best loadout for pyro
>>388699821
I idled like a motherfucker but never used an external program and I still got the halo. I wore it on every server for years because it made hatfags platinum mad. Reaped a fair share of bans for it but the salt was well worth the hassle.
I remember all those horrible 100% crit Orange servers would replace the halo with a neon "I'M A FAG" sign. I can respect that level of dedication to being salty.
>>388677917
Grab a medic with a vaccinator and you be heavy with fists of steel or be a soldier with battalion's backup and show him that he is still shit even with aimbot
>>388700000
>unf
>not HUH
>quints though
>>388700057
I personally never understood the salt about the halos.
>You got a hat for not using an idle program.
Valve basically just said thanks for not cheating. That's it
>>388700189
How quantum.
>>388677917
>Go vaccinator
>End up killing the hacker a lot because hacks can only improve a bad player so much
>>388700223
I think the worst part about it is that it's a .jpeg
But if it weren't for my suffering I wouldn't have gotten those sweet digits
Anyway staying on subject I remember having a pain in the ass installing this mod only to not know where any servers for it was, so I just deleted it
>>388700461
Can confirm. Vacc can usually outplay aimbot if used right.
>>388700567
Vacc in general is just incredibly strong against bad players, I almost feel bad for people at times.
>>388700664
Yes, but I'm saying that as someone who uses lmaobox when people can't chill the fuck out.
>>388700223
>HUH
>Not HUUH
>>388700531
I can not get over how goofy Spy looked. A tux looked so out of place in Quake.
>>388700748
Why even bother hacking, just run soldier + vaccinator combo and you'll generate a ton of hate without having to say a word
>tfw people in casual start recognizing the person you pocket
>>388700882
Jitterbot is funny. Quite literally the only reason.
The only time I actually use it is when there's an obnoxious fuck or a camper on a >surf server
>>388690174
>killer's kit + flak catcher
I love that combo so much.
>>388700882
Vaccinator is the perfect counter to hacking
Stick it on a Scout, build some charge with boston basher, and RIP snipers
>>388680963
>playing engineer
>some pyro on the other team thinks he's smart by airblasting my sentry's rockets back it it
>he does this by himself
>one wrench swing and the missing health is back
Okay, sure
>>388700970
Man I haven't touched surf in awhile, I remember how in 2008 to like 2010 I would always play on one clan's surf server and later join that clan for a bit, good times, got pretty good at it too.
>>388701067
what ifafterburn affected buildings
I mean, considering they can already set on fire, it only seems fair to me that Pyro could be able to set them on fire
He's so weak against Sentry placements
>>388701106
Surf servers have declined at twice the rate TF2 has. The only ones that are moderately full now are Alzephur and Outpost.
>>388701067
>playing pyro
>reflect sentry rocket
>kill the engineer somehow
it's a funny feeling
>>388701181
Yeah, played on intox for a long time and in the early years the surf server was always packed, but as time went on the popularity waned and the clan declined. Had a really good community on the surf server for awhile, but it just started going to shit along with the clan.
>Go stick jumping demo man
>Jump on top of a sniper
>Contemplate how the fuck I did that
>Sniper doesn't notice
>Spam "Nice Shot" while still on top of his head
>Doesn't unscope once
>Grab out trusty pan
>He finally moves, jarates and crits me with his melee
>>388698752
Pretty sure the gallery (if they were smart) made everyone sign a fucking consent form before even letting people near the fucking thing
>>388701320
Why can't we go back, anon? To when the TF2 gave enough of a shit to update the game at least once a month?
>>388701397
>join 24/7 2Fort server
>go scout and hang out with snipers, spamming NICE SHOT every time they shoot
>have actually had snipers respond with THANKS MATE at times
>start running around spamming "NEED A DISPENSAH HEAH" and beating people with a frying pan
>other teammates start spamming it too
>some people on the blue team start spamming it, locate and kill eachother using dispenser command spam
I love fucking around in this game.
>>388701675
>annoying twinky little fag on the mic
>change to scout with the pan
>whack him while we wait setup time
>everybody on the team whip out a pan and hit the guy and only that guy
>OH MY GAWD STOOOOP
>fag disconnects
I miss those moments
>>388701954
The frying pan is OP.
>>388701152
shit nigga that'd be a good buff
>>388699954
Was fun before the crit nerf.
*crits you*
>>388677917
if only valve would use their billions of dollars to make a functional anti cheat
>>388702545
i love my jag
>>388690130
In all my years I've only seen two cases of the capture point hack, both times was the spy, as soon as he stepped fucking foot on the plate it was captured. I shudder to think if this kind of stuff works on the payload cart where it just zooms a billion miles down the tracks.
>be me
>never pmay,demo
>pick up demo yesterday
>topscore with double the points of our 2nd best and the team's best
??? Aiming pipes is fucking easy.
>>388677917
>playing on PC
Your fault.
>>388703347
>playing on console
>>388694904
>former glory
>The loch and load
Seriously I was a fucking apex at pipe lobbying but stopped playing until recently after they changed it, it was so fucking good with the +25%, but of course, they changed it because rewarding skill is bad, just go back to sticky launchers xd
>>388703321
Yeah, it's not as piss easy as Soldier but explosives are pretty much cruise control for top score.
>>388703446
Plenty of people still play TF2 on PS3.
>>388702545
That's the only engineer weapon I ever got. Worth it for the really quick builds.
>>388703693
Doesn't it still use the really old models? I liked that.
>>388703693
Funny how the PC.uck version now is so garbage (as expected) theyre jealous that the 360 and ps3 versions are now desirable.
>>388704054
The only thing that is enviable about the console versions is the community. I'd forego updates just to have a community that cared again.
>>388704374
What's a good online only game without the community? I just play on private servers whenever I find any
>>388705553
Exactly my point