Bad Game Descriptions

crippled schizophrenic tries to prevent nuclear holocaust over and over and over again

>>388677169
Cave Story

Cave Story

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>>388678524
>>388678647
Bingo

>>388678389
Bernie 2016?

>bang some broad
>get some kind of incurable STD
>leave your past behind and discover a new parallel society of STD-riddled people like you
>do jobs for a guy in a suit because he didn't kill you

>>388679775
VtMB

>>388680301
yea

>be american going to some brown, sandy, near-eastern place
>kill tons of both arabs and americans
>shoot a hot white load all over a group of civilians to assert your dominance

>>388680794
Spec Ops: The Line

>>388681507
yep

>be blue
>be new
>have game beaten in a few hours
>have controller support die when restarted
>PC controls suck for my game

Anyone want to take a guess?

>>388683162
overwatch
try harder.

>>388677169
>be village boy, have friend who wields a dodgeball
>go through some temples
>your gf gets crystal AIDS and now you have to kill a unicorn with the blood of a virgin

>>388683365
FFX?

>>388678389
Ah shit, I can think of a couple, but my first instinct is telling me Killer 7. If not, maybe Hotline Miami. I never played much of MGS, but my internet memes are telling me it might be MGSV, too.

>wake up from execution
>end up in a snuff film

>>388683440
Nah

A tip is that this is only a part of the game, not the whole thing

Maybe about halfway or so

>take a quick trip with some friends
>some pricks make a bonfire out of your home while you're gone
>go on the shittiest road trip ever to your parents' place

>>388683365
tales of symphonia, dont know if a kendama is really a dodgeball though...

>>388677169
>you fuck a flesh blob in its wet hole

>>388683450
>Killer 7
you got it my nignog

>>388683608
It is that, yes

I say dodgeball because its fucking huge compared to how big a kendama actually is

Fall through trap door
Keep going down
Find large creature
His eyes pop out and he shoots blood at you
You die

Self wish to be that dude.

>>388683612
Saya no Uta?

>be really rich guy with cancer going to the most dangerous parties in the world

>>388677169
>remove kebab the game

>>388683992
Crusader Kings?

>A trap accidentally works for the illuminati.

>angry cult magic man makes some monsters and releases them into the streets
>some guy with a staff and Lara Croft with a sword are the only ones who can save the town

>>388683771
Ayeeee nibba

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Playing with a hula hoop drives your girlfriend crazy

>convoluted story
>stealth
>raspy voice
>mechs

>Bang your head
>Forget you're the most important dude around
>Try to kill yourself until you remember who you are
>Disprove an urban legend

>>388684394
Persona?

>>388684301
dude sex

>>388684394
Not... Lost Odyssey, is it?

>>388684301
MGS

>Working as a boss
>Employee tries to fucking murder you
>Sudden amnesia
>Get with the Qt british tsundere Gf

>>388684394
get out of here stalker

>>388684486
>>388684562
Nope.

Here's another hint:
>Alcohol might save your life

>>388677169
>about to commit suicide
>decide to have one last trip to flavortown
>do some drugs with a local wizard
>some fucker is tryna kill some magic apples so you gotta get handsy with the townsfolk
>end up fucking one
>also gotta find some guys boxers

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>>388684563
yep

>>388684667
MARKED ONE WHAT THE HEEEEELLLL?

>>388677169
>he's bigger, faster and stronger too
>she can shrink in size to suit her mood
>he has no style, he has no grace
>he's in the mood
>he's one hell of a guy

>>388684965
too easy
HE

>>388684731
now I'm curious

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>>388683530
Manhunt
>>388684301
Snekboi 4.

>kill shit with your buddy
>buddy stabs you in the back
>become a knight
>reporter tries to hunt you down

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>alright so everybody died but you decided to help some creep because that's your job i guess.
>then you try to save some other people but they all die, so you're officially the worst bodyguard ever.
>also you're a dragon and your mouse is your father or something.

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>>388684965
Jee, I sure wonder what it could be?

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>>388685045
want another hint anon?

>>388684731
Stardew Valley?

Canadian man goes on a quest to find his best friend with the help of a clown with a speech impediment

>planet gets destroyed
>escape
>find alien world
>other aliens shoot down your ship
>explore alien world
>look for a map
>space zombies
>almost commit galactic genocide because a light-bulb told you to
>FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT
>blow up alien world
>you and the comedy relief character survive

Autistic malnouished man and his gay manservant topple the government with the help of some literal children.

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>>388685320
nice guess anon!

>>388685610
Peace Walker?

>Fat kid you used to bully threatens the world with a super powerful machine
>You go to stop him
>He ends up releasing an ultra powerful monster
>Your rival should have stayed dead

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>>388685610
MGS Big Boss?

>Grandpa fucks up his house
>Now we gotta clean it up
>Can't actually fight so we just take random idiots who walk into town to fight for us
>Grandpa's wild years come back to haunt us

>>388683742
Dark Souls? Sounds like Basilisks.

Alright, I'm shit at these, but I want to contribute. This should be easy.
>At a furry gangbang, trying to get with this one buff lion
>Find out he has AIDS
>Find out some of the other attendees also have AIDS and are trying to pass it on intentionally
>Have to decide if I want to just give in and join the AIDS parades or if I want to put these faggots out of their misery

>>388685849
Hotline Miami

>>388685808
Nope. Think smaller and lower budget. That particular enemy I described is universally hated throughout the community.

>Your dad sneezes and ruins his greatest project yet
>He makes you pick everything up instead of doing it himself

>your brother invites you to a party at his sick new crib
>spend an hour killing the guests until he beats your ass and throws you off the roof
>start chasing him around, eventually stop fighting long enough to both fuck up this douche who's disrespecting your dead dad
>immediately go back to fighting, you kick his ass and take his jewelry

>>388685995
Never played it but trap doors and grotesque enemies...Binding of Isaac?

Here's an easy one
>Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president's daughter?

>>388686027
Katamari Damaci

>>388686168
Resident Evil 4?

>>388686027
Do boobs feel like big clumps of souls?

>>388686198
Yup

>>388686214
Yeah said it was easy

>>388685960
No, take the furry part more literally

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>>388686123
Almost definitely.

>Come from a family of monster hunters
>'A FUKIN WHITE VAMPIRE!' starts shit
>Storm his shitty castle
>Exterminate all of his friends
>Reach the top floor
>Vampire starts teleporting and shit
>Kill him
>Caste crumbles
>Wait 100 years and repeat

>kill a dragon
>become an hero

>>388684039
medieval 2 total war

>>388685807
Darkest Dungeon.

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>>388686490
Too easy

>>388686529
fair enough

>>388686480
Castlevania
>>388686581
You got it

A rocket launcher is the most silent weapon in the game

>>388686480
Castlevania obviously.

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>>388686621
>>388686652
Yeah, I think I made it too easy.

team gets hired under false pretenses and the leader gets her mind eaten so you become the new leader to find out what the fuck was going on

>>388683742
Isaac, if you're some kind of casual.

>used to be in prison but the police wants you to do some work for them, so they refer you to a drug addict
>druggy ask you to do some fetch quest, eventually you have to go kill some terrorist
>oh shit, the terrorists literally gave you AIDs
>ask some dude to fix your AIDs, but he's a terrible doctor so he drugs you in order to hide the negative side effects
>then your friendly drug addict dude tells you to go break someone out of prison
>facist guys want to kill you
I don't know the rest. Never played the game through the end the intended way.

I cant' describe the gameplay without giving it away but Harvey and Katrina idolize the characters in it

>>388686089
DMC3?

Here I got one more
>Make a "big" choice tat decides your game
>Side with obviously evil king or side with obviously good country, or choose neither and kill a random dragon instead

>>388677169
>Wife dies
>find son
>turns out son is a dickhead
>kill son

>lose your memory
>fight monsters on snowy planet with mechs
>final boss battle is Zone of the Enders
>lose memory again

>>388687003
fallout 4

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>Wear masks
>You won't die if you take them off
>Rob banks
>pic related are BIG GUYS 4 YOU

he does it

>>388686935
FE if

>>388677169
A wall is being built and you have to break it down. When it is tall enough you lose.

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>>388686934
Ding ding ding

>>388687003
Fallout 4

Here's one, though its more applicable to a franchise.

>trespassers show up
>defend your property
>more trespassers show up

>>388677169
Russian hookers everywhere.

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>>388687070

>>388686123
>>388686382
Bingo bango bongo! Also, you should definitely play it. It's addictive as fuck. I can't stop.

>>388687091
Tetris

>Find out your girlfriend is a huge bitch
>Find out wimps get SMOKING hot girlfriends
>Find out maids are sexy
>Find out your [ex]girlfriend's sister is a huge bitch
>Find out your [ex]girlfriend is a HUUUGE bitch

>A continent built out of meteor magnets gets destroyed by a surface with one continuous side formed by joining the ends of a rectangular strip after twisting one end through 180°.

>release a great evil to save your waifu

>>388687207
yes

>>388687258
SotC?

>>388687304
yee

>waifu dies so you decide to genocide every robot in order to avenge her

>>388687159
my squigga

>>388687050
day of pay

>Guns
>Doom clone
>Asshole protagonist
>Shitty quotes
>"Blow it out your ass!"

>moleria

you get your old job back after a boating accident, and have to basically do everything you did the first time again

Your best friend turns into a furry so you spend the whole game travelling to find a cure but in the end there is no cure for furries

>>388687423
thats it

>>388687484
Are you even trying?

Duke Nukem.

The villains were really just trying to unite the world against them and start an arms race among the survivors that would result in weapons powerful enough to defeat the true bad guys.

>>388685093

Dragon Quest VIII

>Bastard heir turns into a dragon and kills a demon

>>388685548
Sounds like halo

>>388687080
You got it, though it wasn't exactly hard
>>>388687356
That's NieR: Automata

One more
>fall into cave looking for treasure
>Only way out is by finding treasure
>Blood sacrifice everyone
>Also old men with shotguns

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>>388687583
No not really


I'm very tired

>Wake up from a coma
>Destroy a planet
>Visit some places
>Have an argument with your old work buddies
>Kill a hole
>Kill a misguided idiot
>Kill your mentor

17 years old goes on a journey to deliver the dogtag of his dad's friend to the leader of his organization following a promise he made to him.

>>388687356

Xenoblade

>>388687560

Jan and Daxter

>>388687729
Ye boi

>>388683742
>getting killed by peep/bloat
lmao git gud fgt

>>388687654
Oblivion

>>388687690
E.Y.E.?

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>>388687560
>but in the end there is no cure for furries
sad story

>>388687841
Damn. Was hoping to fool a few weebs.

>magic tornado grants you englihtenment
>have to to go on a quest to prove the atheists right with the help of a bird, a ferret, a farmer and a mom
>you will also want to fuck a talking chair

>>388687690
KotOR2?

>>388687690
Kotor 2

>>388687841
I suppose that's not too far off, but no

>>388688007
Winner is you

>>388677169
>Calculate the damage rate of enemy anti-air and rotate out your regenerating air units at the exact rate that will guarantee that they take effectively zero damage to win the game.

>get shot
>get better
>go to a casino

>>388686490
Every 80's RPG?

>>388688117
Fallout New Vegas.

>>388688117
NV

>>388687484
Duke Nukem isn't a Doom clone...

You and your asshole brother gang up on your dad, then kill a giant snake.

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>>388677169
He was soap? Fuck I thought it was like a lunchbox or a suitcase.

>>388679775
So how does the game explain this if you're a Nosferatu? I never got too far in this game

>>388688376
they can cast fancy magic that makes them appear beautiful

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>Stumble upon Altrightopia
>Kill some giga niggas and steal their lolis
>Kill your dad because McGregor asked you to
>Kill McGregor because the lolis' mom asked you to
>Escape Altrightopia with your lolis and have one of them BLACKED in the closing cutscene

dumb goat ruins everything and suffers for eternity

>>388686641
The GEP gun. I like to make a silent takedown.

>>388685093
They're not dead they're just vine'd

>Mute sprinter attacks forest animals and obesity.

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>>388688505
Either undermeme or ad-revenue simulator 2014

You have some weird from of insomnia that turns you crazy for seeing dead people/

>>388688440
Wait, what exactly happened in the intro? Were you always a vampire or are you a human that turned into a vampire because of said STD?

>>388683306
How could you be so wrong?

>>388688504
Bioshock

>>388686168
Don't post again.

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>>388688732
you got it

>>388688756
nah, they sucked you dry then made you drink their STD infested blood

>dumb village head has you run some errands
>ended up doing something so stupid you destroyed the human race

>>388685707
Mother 3?

a cyborg demigod sends you on a mission to retrieve an energy source that another cyborg demigod doesn't want the other to have

>you run around killing shit for no reason
>tree man wants you to save his friend
>kill tree man too
>you then sit in a dark room and cry about it

>>388688856
Yessir

>>388687503
Far Cry 2

>go and get us some water
>good, now that we got our water, you can just fuck off and go build a village or something

A recovering foodie relapses and is kidnapped by the Jigsaw killer.

>>388683596

FFXV

>>388683742
The Binding of Isaac

>>388689049
Oh.
I really need to pick up this game again

>>388689494
Fallout

>>388688361
Yeah, that's why Puu Black has bubbles. The beta had a bunch of little soap monsters with bat wings, and Balrog was the boss, I think.

>dueling a venerated, high-level leader of a religion in the holiest location of said religion

Gods blew up the world with nukes and shit but one managed to hide out in this super futuristic temple.

>>388677169
>Play RPG like any other
>Realize what you've done
>Feel your sins crawling on your back
>Cry

>>388690062
Undertale

'_'

>>388690053
OP here, I'm stumped.
Also, holy shit, didn't know this many people would reply.

>>388689217
Nope, but I figured that might be an acceptable answer as well.

>>388690206
It's not really obscure but not really popular either. I'd love to give hints but I want to wait a while to see if anyone guess it right.

These threads are fun.

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>>388690129

Nope, Super Columbine Massacre RPG

Get dunked onnnn!!

>your step brother along with his friends kills you with the power of love

>>388690532
You misleading little shit.

>>388690432
Empire...Earth?

>>388690698
Nope.

>>388689652
It's not an actual road trip.

>Wake up
>Die
>Wake up
>Die
>Wake up
>Die
>Why is this happening?
>It's... very complex.

>fast
>has denuvo

>>388683162
Sonic Mania

>my enemies are too strong so I'll just give in to my fate

>the army dudes who are working to protect everyone from ayylmaos are actually ayylmaos themselves
>also you might be an ayylmao too
>also you might have given your uncle ayylmao cancer

>fall out of sky onto dragon
>be forced to take the role of a prince
>farm
>fight some power hungry old guy

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>>388690569
Hahahahaha I had Undertits in mind until you guessed it, and had to find something else that fit the description.

Unpopular Opinion
>still likes undertale despite the hate once the fanbase got cringey.
>near-pro speedrunner, still can't bear to initiate Genocide run.
End my life anon

>>388691093
darksouls.

>>388691192

Rune Factory 4 fits I suppose

>>388691591
ding ding

>read a book
>play some ball
>make some friends
>woo a ghost

>>388690720
Splatoon

>>388677169
>rescue a girl
>give the girl back to the bad guys
>rescue the girl again
>kill yourself

>>388691694
wut

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>>388690053
is this supposed to be fallout or something

>Go to mall
>everyone's dying
>turns out it was the mexicans all along

>Aloha snackbar
>Throw bombs at a retarded indestructible monster for achievements
>Learn how to dance from a gay fish
>Creep on a girl who's dancing

>>388691771
hint: it's an OG xbox exclusive.

>Mythical creature kills you.
> The same creature resurrects you in order to be killed by your hands
>You can kill your waifu instead

>>388692162
Dragon's Dogma

>be invincible badass
>collect treasure for some guy
>guy betrays you and turns into a clown and kills you

>>388692223

Yess

>>388691820
hahaha i just gave up

>>388690053
Age of Decadence

>>388692109
dead rising?

>>388692728
Yup! You get a cookie.

>>388692758
Yeah you got it senpai

hard mode
>you kill your mom

>>388693597
This may be a shot in the dark, but Mushihime sama Futari

>>388693597
Boktai 1. Its not what you're thinking of because you're a pleb who hasn't played it.

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>Your home gets destroyed
>You board a ship and wind up with a new home after 2 years
>The fuccbois who destroyed your home are here, too
>But the fuccbois are getting anally annihilated by the wildlife
>And the breeze is quite strong before January

>>388694324
EZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00mcJhWhLGs&t=855s
Where did she find that armor for her fashion gear

>>388694475
New update turned tank tops that you've had for more than a year into sexy beach wear.

>>388693597
Binding of Isaac

plane jesus wins an entire war by himself

>you're the good guys
>but you're also fighting the good guys
>jk it's simulation
For help
>a map gets cut and everyone is angry

>>388694545
Good.
Xenoblade X 2 W H E N
>WE CAN'T GO BACK WHERE WE CAME FROM

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>>388690053
Dungeon Fighter Online

>>388694324
How did I know this was Xenoblade when I've never played the game and know nothing about it

>>388694705
IIRC, Takahashi confirmed recently that he's keeping Xenoblade and Xenoblade X separate, so he'll probably switch over to X2 after he completes 2

>tfw fall damage is back in XC2
Unforgivable

>>388677169
>Run around looking for radios or something
>Fuck off to a new city filled with cultists and death robots
>Return home and kill the antagonist from the first game who was living inside the secret base

>>388692125
Plague of Shadows

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>>388694864
Because that's pretty much the first 5 minutes of the game, which Nintendo had no qualms putting it into every damn Nintendo Direct from 2013 to 2015.

I mean, the game is fucking fantastic, but not even it needs to be paraded around that much. Yoshi's Woolly World got the same treatment.

>>388694690
R6 Siege

>ADULTS ARE BADLOL
>BUNCHA EDGY KIDS

>>388694997
What is Sega's entire library, Alex?

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>>388694995
Go it.

>you're not the main character
>friend is the chosen one in the legend
>turns out at the very end the friend is actually the evil one in the legend
>in the dlc it turns out you were the MOST chosen one above all of the chosen that you weren't even listed in the legend

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>You're marooned in a foreign ocean
>No land in sight
>Have to live on the surface until you find rescue because the depths are too scary
>Eventually dive in to catch fish before being chased by weird shark looking fuckers back to the surface

>>388694889
>fall damage returns
that's one thing I can't get used to again. Also

>>388694962
>tfw part of the fun was running around, exploring everything, and trying to avoid as much shit as possible
>the moment I got a skell, as cool as it was to fly around and one shot shit, I still spent most of my time on foot

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>All of feudal japan is getting dicked by demons due to some faggot pulling a Griffith on everyone
>Asian qt waifu princess gets stolen for ceremony of demon faggotry
>From all the limp dick nips who are either dead or In JUST stance,protagonist rises to the challenge with a power given from shrek-like creatures to restore japanimation land

>>388695183
Subnautica

>>388695224
You also don't jump well again, don't have a run button, don't have a mount, and can't auto-attack while moving. XC2 is going to be a nightmare to get used to after playing X

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>>388695490
Correct, erect

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>head to the hip part of town to play video games
>do so well a company hires you to travel through time and kill monsters
>shit, it turns out your boss is a monster, time to reset the universe
>...but not before banging everyone in the entire company

>>388695034
DING DING DING

>Some dumbasses unleash a plague
>Destroy a religious cult's holy land

>The "good guy" lets the bad guy ruin everything just so he can save everybody and be the good guy

>>388677169
notGermany does literally everything wrong

>6 to 8 faggots start fucking everything up
>It's your duty to kick their ass by throwing fruit at them and taking their powers

>>388690053
Shin Megami Tensei

>>388695543
Shit man, that's just..... wow

>>388695914
Oh, and art cool downs are based on auto attacks, meaning moving is strictly a negative during battle.

>>388696092
>you're better off staying where you are than trying to position yourself
Xenoblade 2 better damn well have something to make up for all this. Also this may be a tiny complaint, but it's gonna be a bitch wanting to switch around with different weapons on the fly without having to change characters

>Punch some ants
>Fuck bitches
>Find some seeds for your garden
>Kill the hulk

>find treasure
>egg falls from the sky that contain a baby
>help people with amnesia
>final boss is the baby who is now an adult

>detective investigates family trying to kill their youngest
>everyones gone mad from some fucking weird demon shit getting into their head
>turns out it's was all a dream, he used to read word up magazine

>>388696471
Chocobo Dungeon Wii.

>it's basically the first game but louder
>every character from the first game comes back but you'll hate them within five minutes of meeting them
>they managed to improve and add to the game in such a way that it somehow feels tremendously blander than the first
>the villain is a comedic sociopath, right up until he's hamfistedly played for drama
>the writing is so awful i can't fit all of it into a greentext story
>the plot makes no sense
>the entire thing feels like it was written by a committee made up of people from buzzfeed and tumblr

>the actual characters you play as are likable if only for the fact that they have the fewest voiced lines and least characterization, and loosely follow the archetypes of the characters in the first game
>the mysterious one
>the angry one
>the bland one
>the girl power one
>adn the DLC characters:
>the quirky one
>the wacky one

>Family member is a Dick
>Invest in real estate
>Get good ending

>>388696837
Borderlands 2

>>388696837
>the mysterious one
I liked his poetry.

>Weapon of choice is the dumbest thing ever.
>Dreadlocks

>>388696837
It's weird how I look back on Borderlands 1 with fond memories but remember Borderlands 2 as tedious bullshit. Good thing I never bought either of them.

>>388697194
Bionic Commando

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>>388696806
Correct

>>388697353
Correct!

>>388683162
Mighty No. 9?

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You go to your uncle's house but he's no where to be found, so you hop through multiple dimensions to find him.

>>388687146
Plants vs Zombies

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>>388697194
Bionic Commando 2009?

Also semi-related to this pic
>many characters from previous game show up
>you can actually take most of them on
>protag from previous game also shows up
>can never go against him ever because of the retarded bullshit excuse that "due to customization, he has no canon stats", even though it would have just been super easy to just give him the best stats in all categories and make him an end-game super boss of sorts
>in-game excuse is that he retired even though he actually does go against one last rival at the start of the game
For fuck's sake, even GSC gave Trainer Red certain pokemon, even if they weren't "canon".

>>388697340
it still amazes me how they can do so much more in the game and yet it feels like so much less

>memories wiped by a plush toy
>you have plot armour
>final boss is worse than Hitler
Say it with me, /v/...

>>388696471
the baby

>>388685707
Somewhat of a late reply, but is that a Sonic the Hedgehog game?

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>you go say your prayers to a dead guy
>are attacked by divine creatures
>someone is in your head
>he knows you somehow
>have amnesia anyway
>go on an adventure looking for the master emerald
>find the dude who took it, along the way your bff hates you
>kill god

Main character is hated by his peers cuz he never wants to hang out

>>388698950
GTA4?

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>be no named soldier
>sent to Antarctica to explore a holr
>holy fuck demons are there
>traverse shit like a war torn battlefield, a mansion, a shopping mall, and more
>shit gets fucked, more and more people die
>you say fuck it, kill god
>multiple endings but shit is fucked no matter what happens

>>388699007
Bingo. Yes

>you never liked kids
>especially ones with psychic abilities
>but they did help you get back your past

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>>388690803
Fran Bow?

>Grind for months
>Finally unlock your favorite vehicle
>Russian vehicles club you instantly

>>388699416
World of Tanks?

>>388699414
Mother 1?

>>388699207
Psychonauts?

Some homo does a bunch of gay shit and faggotry ensues.

>>388684041
I don't actually know because I haven't beaten it but >illuminati
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided?

>>388699446
Close, I really should have made this harder

>die
>not dead
>chosen one

>>388699521
Nah
Also maybe I should have put "past"

>chill with friends
>friend 1 in kind of a dick and friend 2 is there I guess
>lose friends
>look for friends
>make more friends
>find friend 1 and he's still kind of a dick
>friend 1 vanishes again
>look for friends
>find friend 1 and 2
>friend 1 is possessed
>save friend 2
>save friend 1 but not really
>look for friends

>do some simple killin monstaas
>find out monsters are going a little berserk because of a disease
>monster is causing said disease
>kill monster
>desease keeps spreading
>"nani the fuck???"
>monster from a far off region cucks a dragon by raping it's dragon gf
>"woahh how is this monster here"
>kill monster
>BUT WAIT, THERE's MORE
>find out that there's a bigger one with an ultra desease
>kill it
>kill some other dragon that was also there I guess?
>keep playing because of addiction until you reach max level

>gonna beat the villain to bring world peace
>gf wants me to kill her to bring world peace
>kill god with gf instead to bring world peace
>Marriage and shit after bringing world peace

>>388697802
Ah shit completely forgot about that game.

was thinking more of the Tecmo's Deception series.

>>388700059
MH4U?

>Be technobarbarian fighterman
>People keep tryin to get you to do things of cosmic significance, but all you want to do is retire in a nice neighborhood.

>>388699905
kh1?

>>388700514
hell yeah

>Start in spooky place
>Wake up in not spooky version of that place
>Cant leave place
>Finally manage to leave
>The whole place is spooky now
>cant wake up

>>388679775

VtmD.

>>388689215
NieR?

>Black blobs dance to rythm

>>388689918
Assassin's Creed II

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>>388700612
ding.

>>388686803
Morrowind

>>388690803

EYE?

>be a successful Chad, engaged to be married to your boss's hot daughter
>accidentally kill your boss and then get run out of town
>turns out your fiancé was actually cheating on you with your best friend, and it's his fault that you accidentally killed her dad
>he tries to kill you, but you kill him instead
>your ex-fiancé kills herself
>your rage travels throughout time to fuck with random people
>turns out you're the last boss.

>>388696897

Rogue legacy?

>world war 2 in medieval fantasy land
>one of the guys has a talk with his rival
>i fucked your sister is used as a ammo onbanter
>a nigga chops a gravestone with an axe

You have to choose between killing yourself or helping your brother destroy the world. Whichever one you choose, it doesn't matter either way because you're actually an ayy lmao

>>388702632
Live a Live, Oersted's section.

>Get a new job
>Clean up afew messes
>Discover a serial killer
>Clean up really bad messes.
>Find out a landlord dumps toxic waste
>Find out he fucked a librarian
>...and some hookers
>Go to his house.
>Full of toxic waste.
>Turns out he is the mayor
>He becomes a god.

>be born
>childhood encounters were pretty standard by comparison
>near adolescence is when you stray from your peers
>losing your close friends throughout your short life has instilled what will be a lifelong fear of abandonment and underlying trust issues in regards to most people
>slowly lose social connections as the years go by, social isolation is getting closer and you know it, but make no effort to change as you consistently turn away those that are close to your and live a shut-in life
>as you become an adult, work and school become the only reasons you leave home, the former becoming the only one after unlock your worthless degree
>literally question your self worth and value as a human daily

>>388703295
Yep.

>Manchild father buys you to clean up the house
>Find your dead older brother in basement with leg ripped off
>Collect cash to power up brother
>Hijack alien spaceship, go back in time to collect brothers leg
>Fight giant robot spider to save family
>Bring brother back to life
>Family loves you

>>388691657
Pyre

>>388687661
Spelunky

>>388703434
Fucking Straybow, no game made me madder than what happened than what happened there.

You killed so many dudes you were forced to go to bed when all you wanna do is stay up all night long. Some guy wakes you up so you can go back to killing more dudes. He then tries to stop you from killing dudes.

>>388696837
BL2, the second line gave it away instantly

>>388699049
What game?

>>388703537
ye

>wake up in a glass box
>oh shit a portal gun
>oh shit a rouge AI
>oh shit test chambers
>oh shit cake

>>388703913
Call of duty

>>388703615
HL2?

>>388703615
Hatred

You arm is your waifu. It's also not Bionic Commando.

>>388704182
God Hand

Autistic engineer goes to war against evil invaders after a traumatic event.

your father raped your mother to sire you so you could save him but you're manipulated by almost everyone and a succubus wants to be your wife

>>388704353
Ded Spice

>>388704538
Good guess but not the game I was thinking of.

Defend your homeland of not-Belgium from not-Germany in not-WW2

>>388704468
Sir Ironboot Kicksalot in the Land of Conveniently-placed Spike Racks

(Dark Messiah)

>>388690803
Zero Time Dilemma

>>388704715
Yes, I fucking loved that game and it's a shame there isn't more like it other than Dishonored.

Girl has a fever you have to save her. Only way to save her is talk to her younger self. Turns out you were in the middle of a desert.

The sequels suck.

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>Get stolen from
>kill thief and save world
>world is fucked
>fall in hole
>kill god
>be god
>suicide

>>388705070
Dragon's Dildo.

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>>388705136
2 never ever

>be a human but not really
>your partner is a pussy the entire story
>the future is fucked

>>388705378
Neir?

>>388695835
Megaman

>>388705406
Try a couple console generations back.

>>388689215
Fallout 2

I've got one
>Wake up from your last wild party in the drunk tank
>Go outside and notice something's different
>Doesn't matter, you just keep doing what you do best

you beat the shit out of an angry demon
then two gay guys
then a giant, obese mexican guy
and that's just the first level
eventually you fight Satan himself and save the world

>>388705713
God Hand?

>red head is too dyke4me
>yellow fever too stronk
>reeeee stop following me you baldfag