where is the fucking dlc

Its already out and honestly its decent at best

>>388676893

It's available but not on the store page.

Kinda weird.

Not worth ten dollars in the slightest though.

>>388677863
then how do you buy it?

>>388677934

Click on a link on a steam thread complaining about not being able to buy it.

If you're on something other than Steam though you're probably SOL.

cs rin ru

>>388677564
for 3 hours I'm not paying 10 bucks, think I'm gonna pirate it

why? so you can pretend to play it but just jack off to more shantae? hell, you posted shantae, looks like you're only looking for playable shantae instead you stupid idiot

>>388678650

Also worth noting much of that three hours will be spent backtracking.

If you don't care about 100% you could easily do it in 2 first run.

Is Risky's mode released yet? I heard it was going to play like Pirate's curse. I've dropped 1/2 genie hero already, the transformation based gameplay is just too dull. Somehow I managed to finish Risky's revenge, but that's way inferior to Pirate's curse as well.

>>388679909

It's out today. For ten bucks.

Why does /v/ have such a hard on for this game? I just started playing the first one on steam (with the low res graphics and stuff), and it doesn't seem like anything particularly special so far. Is it just because of the qt genie? Shame indian shit doesn't turn me on.

>>388680543

Tits and ass.

>>388680543
Some people have good taste. You aren't one of them.

>>388680648
I didn't say it was bad. It just doesn't seem like it's worthy of being talked about every single day or whatever.

>>388680543
Play Pirate's curse. It's a fast paced platformer with light exploration elements and delicious character portraits. If you really, really like it, then maybe consider Risky's revenge. But dropping it at this point is a fine choice as well.

>>388680543
Why does any man get a hard on for anything?
For the answer, look at this post:
>>388680607

>>388680543
It was nintendo exclusive for a long time so it was allowed to gain popularity, such as senran kagura.

>>388680543

It's just /v/ desperately trying to justify playing fapbait, despite there being a general for hentai games.

Not a metroidvania game and just a sub par side scroller. Who cares?

>>388681502

What do you call a side scroller that has set progression but still has back tracking in order to advance the plot?

Cause that's what Shantae: Half Assed Hero is.

>>388681447
I love the ability of /v/ to distill any game down to a singular essence, just to shit post.

Fucking amazing.

>>388676893
All this series is good for is the porn, games are overall very mediocre at best and even pirate's curse isn't that good

>>388681629

They just had to make the first game but better. Don't know why that was so hard. Pirates Curse best game though.

>>388680607
this, but mainly shantae's tits and ass, sometimes rotty too

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HGH is shit, why would you buy DLC for it? It's short, all challenge goes away after the first boss due to the rate at which you get health upgrades, and you're forced to replay levels with minimal changes to progress in the game. A good chunk of the transformations become completely redundant as well. Why would anyone want more of this shit?

>>388681808
They wanted the transformation gameplay to cram as many cute Shantae models as possible in there. The fact that this reduces the gameplay to a slog of walk-stop-transform-pass obstacle-transform back-walk-stop-transform again obviously didn't cross their minds.

>>388682079

See >>388680607

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>>388681695

>Uninteresting platforming
>Uninteresting level design
>Game basically tells you how to solve every 'puzzle'
>Boring combat

>HURR IT'S NOT A BAD GAME UR JUST A SHITPOSTER

>>388682379
Pirate's curse has fun platforming though, especially in the later levels

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What if Shantae still had transformations, but they worked akin to Pirate's Curse items and her Pirate Queen fight? Rather, less like actual things you need to morph to and just things that instantly happen with the right button and/or button combinations.

If you need a point of reference, something quick and snappy like how when Alucard double jumps, his cape turns into wings to flap into the second "jump".

So I beat it earlier
> all levels open right from the beginning
> have to unlock certain abilities after each boss
>Level layout is great but enemy positioning is absolutely fucked actively fucking you over
> bosses are sponges to make up for the open areas
> no hero or hardcore modes after finishing
I'd like to also add no manual so thanks for have to guess what shit is mapped to after getting it.
Honestly a hero mode would have made this shit tolerable

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>>388680607
this. It's fapbait but at least it's tolerable fapbait

>>388680543

If you don't like it after playing through the first labyrinth, you can drop it and the series without remorse.

FYI Risky mode is very prone to crashing in the final part of the final stage.

You may want to hold off until they make a patch to fix it.

In seven months.

>>388682747
It would be good. Perhaps you could hold the button to stay in the form for a few seconds as well.

"Obtain all win screens of Pirate Queen's Quest"

The fuck does that mean?

I thought it's free like spectre Knight.

>>388683843
I think it is free for backers.

>Can't beat Pooptoot on Hardcore (first boss)

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>>388683843
Nope, only free to backers. Anyone who have no backed the game have to pay 10 bucks.

>>388683713
No idea. I'd try finishing the game 100% to see if it'll trigger the achievement.

>>388683971
I can't either. The first boos requires precice timing when you climb the chain to reach the barrel. If you get hit once, you may as well start all over.

>>388682818
>but enemy positioning is absolutely fucked actively fucking you over
really? i didn't have trouble with that, there's always a weapon to deal with something

>>388683392
works on my machine :^)

it actually hasn't crashed on my side, though

>>388680543
/v/ has a hard-on for Shantae because /v/ has a literal hard-on for Shantae

The characters designs are cute and lewd, dialogue jokes have cute/lewd implications which fuel anon's jerk-off fantasies, the porn is excellent, and anons keep financially supporting Wayforward in the hopes that more excellent porn is produced.

Or at least that's what I did

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>>388680543
Shantae is for people who are willing to play a subpar game for sexy girls.
If you want a good game with sexy girls play Mighty Switch Force.

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>still have no idea how to get the Risky Revolution achievement

>>388683713

In addition to the one's you've probably seen, there's a 100% speed run win screen. You need that too.

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>>388687454

>>388688472
fuck
that swimsuit is super fucking CUTE

I like how the couldn't be bothered to weaponize the useless mouse transformation.

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>He didnt back

Sucks to be you. Finished it last week. Shantaes the final boss and there is no secret so dont bother collecting magic.

>>388688960
it highlights how risky is secretly a moe

>>388688974
she could have transformed into a mouse and climbed into risky's pants and disoriented her for a bit

>>388689159

Even just having her jump around and spam the bite attack while she's small and hard to hit would make sense.

Especially given there was a fucking achievement for that in main game.

>>388689086
>secretly

Mega link when?
Now that its actually out and not a meme that it is