ITT it is 2016 ANNOUNCE THE NX ALREADY

Not hyped for d44m looks generic

Dream on Sonybros Monster Hunter will never ever be back on Sony after they told the devs to fuck off

Breath of the wild will suck, mark my words i guarantee it will get a 6/10 at best

>2016

Didn't they fuck themselves over a whole year earlier by giving out that codename? Literally every game after that was met with "I'll wait for the NX version," to the point Nintendo actually had to permit that for BoTW.

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GOTY 2016 coming through, it will be so fucking good I can't fucking wait anymore.

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>>388670002
Man, this thing is going to be amazing. Nintendo is finally going to catch up to the next gen

>>388670002
ideas on what the nx will be like?

I hope they finally release a new Metroid Prime game, but knowing Nintendo and their hatred for all things Metroid, that'll never happen.

>"The Nigger Xterminator will feature only first party Nintendo titles at 4K in 144fps, with no DLC and no paid online services, all starting and ending at $99
>*crowd is erupting and stampedes the theater as the Xbox and Sony fans are hog tied and dragged to the NX chambers and they willfully submit to their Japanese masters

>>388670002
Stupid. The NX is the switch. How dumb can you be?

>>388671352
Metroid is fucking dead and you know it.

>>388671706
you don't get the joke, do ya?

>>388670002
>ITT it is 2016
But it's not though?

Remember when Nintendo fanboys were clinging to that SuperMetalDave guy and his tinfoil hat theories about the NX being a powerhouse system? I wasn't on here when it was revealed but how did they react when it was a handheld? I actually wanted it to be a hybrid so I was stoked

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LOL

>>388672105
>Crosswalk

Literally what the fuck

>>388670641
>tfw traveling around space with your bros naming everything after cocks greifing other players and engaging in space battles
Hyped as fuck
How does Sony do it?

>>388671221
nintendo learned that gimmick kiddie shit doesn't sell anymore so the nx will be their return to traditional home consoles, and is probably comfortably more powerful than the ps4 and xbone

>>388672025
So, what the fuck has Retro been up to?

>>388671706
Hello r*ddit!

>>388672498
holy shit can't wait, imagine how good botw will look on that

>>388670002
I really want them to announce Switch 2.0 this year to make all the early adopters shit their pants.

>>388674446
What's a switch?

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>>388674446
>switch
literally what

Hey guys, I sliced off my wiener so listen to me!!!

The NX is a heavy set of balls you hold and flail around to play games. It will have GTA VI and Mother 4 at launch. 100% confirmed, do not ask for proof or else you will be banned for transphobia.

>>388674446
Is that like the Nintendo On? Like *Switch* On/Off? Some Virtual Reality headset?

>>388674758
are traps gay?

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>>388673915
Fuck man, I hope it's Metroid. But considering Nintendo thinks the only thing Samus is good for is ball games and shitty co-op spin-offs, the IP might as well be dead.

>>388674758
are gays traps?

>>388674864
Traps and sexuality are a binary gender construct, much like the phylum of the animal kingdom. It's just made up stuff by insecure white men. Pay it no attention.

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>>388674552
think he means this

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>IT'S GOING TO BE A PORTABLE GTX 1080 Ti!
>IT'S GOING TO BE A TEGRA X2!
>IT'S GOING TO HAVE A PASCAL CHIP!
>IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A REBRANDED NVIDIA SHIELD!
>IT'S NOT GOING TO BE X1 CHIPS THEY BOUGHT FROM AN NVIDIA FIRESALE

>>388671815
in this thread it is

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What games do you want for the upcoming years, /v/?
A full-on Super Mario 64-type game with a more Galaxy-like play style. A classic Sonic game with full 2D sprites and shit, made by the Taxman bro himself. Metroid Prime 4.
Sadly this is all just a pipe dream that can't be true. We'll get Boom 4, NSMB3 and Nintendo Land 2: Nintendo World with a Metroid minigame before any of this.

YAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>388670002
I remember that. "Just show us the NX already Nintendo!" along with "All I want is a standard console with a traditional controller" Read that same shit from hundreds of different crybabies online.

>>388676157
it was so painful back when there wasnt even a announcement for the unvailing for the NX

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>>388676157
>i want another underpowered PC just like the rest of the competition

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>>388676157

The Haptic controller rumours are hype! goodbye buttons, hello linear actuators

>>388671843
They had some live stream, him and Player Essence. Dave's face was gold...all his AMD talk and inside info amounted to nothing.

>>388670002
5 HOURS
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>>388676416
>a controller made entirely out of Steam Controller trackpads

that's vile

>>388676416
Don't forget scrolling L and R triggers and the built in projector.

this isnt accurate where the guys saying its gonna fail like the wii u?

just look at a nintendo thread and thats more accurate than this

>>388674758
Okay. We will take your information with 100% credibility and you will still be a very reliable source even after you get most of your leaks wrong.

>>388676475
quality meme brother, glad you reminded me that was a thing

F I V E
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V
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>>388676995
Has he been verified on GAF as an insider? He was right before when he predicted Nintendo were going to have HDMI output.

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My uncle's wife's son works at Nintendo and showed me the final retail unit. It's called the Nintendo Switch.

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>>388670002
GUYS I WORK FOR NINTENDO AND THEY TOLD ME PRIME 4 IS CONFIRMED to not be made by retro

>>388673915

Either a new IP or a 3D open world Donkey Kong game.

Guys I just sold all my stock in Nintendo and bought a shit ton in Sony, the Pro and their amazing movies will make me mad cash.

>>388677597
obviously fake

>>388677817
This.

>>388677597
HAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

>>388670002
yo its me from the future, the nx will actually be called the Nintendo GO and will be announced 2018. Screenshot this.

>>388676391
hey someone saved the pic i made

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How can anybody still have faith in Nintendo after how garbage they've been in the past 5 years?

>The Wii-U in it's entirety
>amiibos
>DLC out the ass
>The N3DS shitshow with literally ONE game (two if you count Hyrule Warriors that is unplayable on 3DS)
>Shitting on franchises left and right
>Ignoring franchises at the same time

The NX will flop. It's time you come to terms with it. You're only setting yourselves up for more pain in the future. It's time to let go.

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>>388677887
>HAHAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?
I dunno you tell me :)

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>>388678105
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>388671843
https://youtu.be/NEie4tD6S2A

>>388670426
This one turned out to be true though.

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>>388670002
The NX is gonna flop without some good games.
They should team up with SEGA and finally make a Mario and Sonic Crossover that isn't a fucking Olympics game. Kids will eat that shit up if they do.
But knowing Nintendo they probably won't and instead will make a Mario and Rabbids Crossover or some stupid shit like that

>>388672105
Oh shit

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>>388678470
>But knowing Nintendo they probably won't and instead will make a Mario and Rabbids Crossover or some stupid shit like that
:)

I remember how /v/ claimed that the dock wasn't a simple dock and charger, but an additional GPU / processing unit.

>>388678131
>not called spla2n
clearly fake

try harder bud

>>388678058
ur welcome, it's good OC

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>>388681385
Believe what you want senpai ;)

>>388683048
>mario in the real world with human proportioned people
>ever
I appreciate that you've put effort into these, so for your own sake make them believable

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My uncle is Nintendo and he said that this is the NX.

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>>388683168
But anon-kun, I'm not the one making these.

>>388670002
Man, so many shit games this year, like Overwatch. At least DOOM will win GOTY.

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Please be 2016 so I'm still with my gf