Fuck the switch

If you're just going to throw it way, can I get it?

What've you been fapping to?

you should probably throw your weed bags in another place OP. Unless you want your mom to find out.

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>gently places console into garbage can
>only dry garbage within can
>takes photograph
f-fuck this thing, guys, yeah puh-please give me attention
>takes console out of garbage tenderly, and softly places it in protective carrying case
>gives it a little kiss as if tucking it in
wow anon

>>388667013
I hate pictures like these because the people who take them are always pansies who pull it out of the trash can later. If you really want to convince me, take a hammer and smash it, throw it against the wall, crack the screen or something.

>>388667327
>>388667387
Do I need to record a video of me breaking it to please you fucks?

>>388667387
Idiot

>>388667013
Break it and post it here
>>388667563
please fag

>>388667013
Jesus Christ, for the love of everything in creation please line up that rug with the floor tiles.

>>388667563
yes, it's the only way to prove you aren't a faggot

>>388667563
just sell it on craigslist and get on with your life you attention seeking boi slut

>>388667563
Shove it up your ass

>>388667563
yes

>>388667563
If it's trash whats the harm in smashing it up a bit?

>>388667563
Yes, you started this thread now make something out of it

>>388667013
>he said as he nervously took his switch out of the trash can and dusted it off

you didnt even need to dust it off because you check i the can beforehand to make sure there wasnt anything gross in it you COLOSSAL FAGGOT

>1503613769450.jpg
>people replying seriously

>>388667327
this

fucking reddit-tier thread OP

>>388667563
do it faggot
you won't

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>neatly placing your most recent electronic device in a practically clean trash bin to get some "ironic" overreactions on Tumblr before taking it out and gently wiping nothing off of it, then placing it back where you keep it

>>388667327
Beat me to it...was thinking the same thing

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DON'T FUCK TRY ME.

I'LL FUCKING DO IT

>>388668251
>h-ha am i cool yet guys roflcopter

>>388668251
Oh shit OP!

DON'T DO IT!

>>388667327
>>388667962
>>388668130
Fuck off Sonybros

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>>388668251
Do it pussy

>>388668251
>nothing personnel

>>388667563
do it fag

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>>388668251
We're not trying you anon, we're simply playing your hubris.
do it and I'll shit my pants

>>388667563
Break it, put it in the trash, and shit on it.

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>>388668251
>A bread knife

Well at least he knows the Switch is toast

>>388667563
DO IT!

>>388667327
>>388667387
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/JUsnJsPGUp9BvGJ-_tLw5Q/

>>388668251
yeah we want you to you faggot retard pussy
hurry up.
you wont you little bitch attentionwhore beta weaboo feminine failure

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hehehehehe guys i'm gonna make a funny 4chan post! hehe

>>388668569
Can please speak English and not Buzzwoish?

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https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/JUsnJsPGUp9BvGJ-_tLw5Q/

>>388668693
>>388668534
Did you really need to post it twice samefag?

>OP gets defensive when people link the archive

>>388668831
no1 cares :^)

Not even OP

>>388668693
>things fansite
That's true for the case of this thread.

>Door opens
>"Anon! What're you doing with your toy?! We spent our hard earned money on that. Put it BACK where it belongs and go to bed. No internet for one week!"

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>>388667563

>being so starved for attention you pretend to throw away your new favorite toy

>>388667563
DO IT
FAGET

>>388668950
>B-but mom! I'm doing le ebic 4dawin post on da interwebz

>>388667563
SWITCH IN ASSHOLE NOW

>>388667563

DO IT FAGGOT!

>>388668693
I ALREADY POSTED THAT LINK

>>388667563
If he does not actually do it ban him mods

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>>388667013
>>388668251

do what you want
You already paid for this

>This thread again
I hope humanity selectively breeds out autists like OP.

>>388667563
BREAK IT ON VIDEO, PUSSY, YOU WONT