Can he be defeated? Do we even want him to be defeated?

He will die of heart disease within the next 5 years.

He will die knowing that he betrayed his own fanbase just for a few quick dollars.

I want him to fucking crack down and make his employees produce something of actual worth again instead of making whatever gets them the most money, but he won't. He doesn't even give enough of a shit about quality anymore to prevent paid mods. I want all of Valve's employees replaced.

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What if it is a ruse? Gabe will deliver guys.

>"Jokes on you guys! If I kill myself I never have to make Half Life 3!"
>devours burger the size of a small car

>people shitting on a guy for making buckets of money

id have done the same, and yall niggas is gay

>>388666393
They were given complete freedom, and it completely corrupted each and every employee they have. Gabe has no idea how to run a company, he should be hunted down, stripped naked, and rolled in flour for what he did to Half-Life.

>>388666265
Where do get a cheeseburger like that?

>>388667000
They're extinct now. Gabe ate every single one.

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Do americans really eat this?

>>388667174
Do americans eat obese white men?

>>388667174
only the wealthiest

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What a turn of events.

>>388667174
>>388667261
the american dream is also the american goal

>>388667174
>A frog poster that is also a shitposter.
Surprise, surprise.

>>388666393
It all went downhill when they suddenly decided they're a hardware company making products nobody asked for.

>only 1/3 of burger eaten
half-life 3 CONFIRMED

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>>388667174

>>388666265
he is the final boss

>Gabe redeems himself on death's bed and releases a ton of games that were done internally by only the most trustworthy of employees

>>388667827
>>388667602
calm down it was just a question

>>388667465
being extremely fat in america is just as honorable as being sumo in japan

it shows your family comes from wealth, you don't have to work because your money works for you, you don't even have to walk if you don't feel like it

it's the most respectable body shape in our country. they make a show 600 lb Life. it shows how us americans worship the idols we see on TV. everyone wants to be that big. so big a woman comes and lifts your arm fat for you and cleans under it. why should a god life his own arm fat?

only achievable by the untouchable upper echelon of society. not even the donald is as fat as these people

>>388667459
i want a sequel to this picture