DYSON .....P.... .....H.... .....E.... .....R.... .....E....

Okay.

So, video game?

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>when you find out your nemesis has dyson sphere

>>388659812
Dyson vacuums are complete garbage, much like the Xbox One X.

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>build dyson sphere
>block out all sunlight
>everything dies

the whole concept of a dyson sphere is utterly retarded

>>388659812
>>388660421
>People think a Dyson Sphere is a shell constructed around a sun

Nigga that would be so impractical, getting the materials to circumvent a sun alone is impossibly difficult

An actual dyson sphere is just a network of solar satellites orbitting a sun to collect most of it's energy.

D O E S N ' T L O S E S U C C T I O N

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>>388659812
>gordon sees a giant vacuum cleaner at the end of episode 3.

no wonder why valve fired all their writers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JErIM0EQxTg
these commercials are ASMR as shit

>>388661026
>an imaginary ring constructed by tracing the orbital path of several objects = a sphere

>>388661026
it's = it is
its = possessive

>>388659812
dyson queer lmao

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>>388660059

>>388661026

Not necessarily. It can range from a ring of satellites to a solid shell. Of course, constructing a full shell would be tremendously difficult, but we are talking about a science fiction concept. Enough self-replicating robots with enough time ought to be able to do it.

>>388661026
thats a dyson swarm

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>>388659812
Wait a minute here. He looks familiar

>>388660421
>>388661026
>Full cover Dyson Sphere
>collect so much energy because it's a fucking star, that you can flood your planet with artifical light and still have enough leftover to power your microwave

It doesn't matter, if you fully cover it, you have so much fucking energy and technology you could just cover a planet with tanning beds.

>>388662528
Damn he has balls of steel

>>388662935
Blow it out your ass

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>>388662935

>>388661696
suck my fucking dick spell shit teen faggot

>>388661026
A Dyson swarm would also make your solar system very visible to advanced aliens, as the light of the star would be noticably modified.

A kugelblitz angular momentum generator would be safer and make more energy.

Hey, I got an idea...what if we bought a bunch of those vacuums, removed the balls and mailed them all to Valve?

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>finally get a dyson sphere
>its weak as fuck

not sure what the hype is about, boys

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>humanity will wipe itself out long before we are able to build a Dyson Sphere
>have to settle with the Dyson Ring air blower instead

fuck