Lammy
DUDE
>>388659112
FRENCH THE FRIES
JET BABY
>>388659940
Why do you hate Lammy threads anon?
>>87062568
A backward, moronic and unwashed Farsi Shi'ite scum was teaching a class on Shah Ismail, known heretic.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and praise Shah Ismail, the greatest Sultan that the entire Islamic world has ever known!”
At this moment, a brave, pious muhajid who had served 1500 tours of duty, understood the necessity of jihad fi sabilillah, and would give his life for Ibn Taymiyyah stood up and held up a copy of the Quran.
”How important are the The Twelve Imams, munafiq?”
The arrogant Persian smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “They are the soul of the Islamic faith, you stupid Bedouin.”
”Wrong. Everyone knows that the Shahada is the true creed of Allah. If Islam was about The Twelve Imams… then we would all be guilty of shirk by now.”
The Persian was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his hummus. He stormed out of the room crying those Persian crocodile tears. The same tears Shi'ite scum cry for the Zindiqs while they were righteously purged. There is no doubt that at this point our kufr Sultan Shah Ismail wished he had pulled himself up by his turban and become more than just a poorly disguised Persian nationalist. He wished so much that he had a bomb to martyr himself, but he himself had made his Islamic way of life into a jahilliyah parody of itself!
All the students applauded and accepted Wahhabism as the only true version of Islam. The Prophet himself (pbuh) showed up and shed tears on how well preserved his teachings were, and how there wasn't even a single person in sight named Ali or Haidar. The Quran was recited several times, and Allah himself appeared and executed Ali and every Shi'ite kufr that ever lived.
The Persian lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of poop germs in his goat and was tossed into Jahannam.
Allahu akbar.
P.S. Khameini is a fag
>>388659112Schmorky did nothing wrong
>>388660502
Who?
>>388660502
He was a disgusting human being and went insane because of it
>>388660717
???
>>388660736
Schmorky's artwork is pretty much /trash/ tie
Lammy went to hell for smoking weed and having premarital sex
Tenacious_D_Private_Concert.jpg
>>388662471
>>388662363
i don't get it
>>388659112
why does lammy have hermit purple in this image
>>388659112
Don't really feel like baring children today, why don't we just cuddle?
>>388663362
no
>>388662363
Is he that argentinian ban evader?
>>388664319
Lanced Jack?
>shmorky
>>388659208
>>388659274
>Rocker
>Not doing insane amount of drugs.
Are you sure she's actually a rockstar?
>>388664350
Idk lol
>>388664456
>shadman
>>388664478
>shmorkman
OBEY THE D
>>388664563
>its an abomination of gay furry diaper porn and emo shota shit
I have never thrown up as hard as I did just now
Unjammer Lemmy
someone post those pics with lammy being autistic
someone post those pics with lammy eating chicken
>>388664456
Oh that explains the tatoos
>>388663362
>>388665804
>>388667429
samefag
i thought shmorky was dead
>/v/ likes it
>autist starts making threads about it every day
>suddenly /v/ hates it
>>388659112
>shadman
>>388659940
Ugh, why do these fags have to ruin every thread now.
>>388668782
>>388668880
Stop falseflagging yourself you sad fuck.
>>388660502
"he" "attempted" to sexually roleplay with an underage female, as a diaper pissing babby.
>>388668782
I failed to see anything pony related with that picture.
>>388668721
It's almost like /v/ is an anonymous community of differently thinking people.
Unabomber Lammy
>>388668782
>>388668880
Whats his name again?
>>388668758
wait, here
>>388670236
You forgot something
>>388671084
>he
>>388673435
how would you know
>>388674429
that doesn't have anything to do with what i implied
>>388660502
He was a tranny pedo monster who now lives off in a trailer hidden deep in the woods that his family has paid for him to live in until the day he dies.
>>388674545
Well, it's a good indicator.
>>388676305
not really
>>388659940
Sleep tight lammers
>>388668782
>>388669693
>>388669465
>>388659940
>he's actually right
holy shit
>>388676606
>barneyfag now opens and inspects gifs just to see if theres pony related shit
This is the world we live in
I want to go on comfy rock adventures with Lammy!
>>388677476
To be honest, it's no different from those threads where someone posts a big veiny cock, but click on the gif and it's actually one of those "your mother will die" curses.
>>388663837
Because her full-name is Josephina Lamantha Joestar
>>388678215
erm...I think you meant "someone posts a topless woman gif"
>>388659112
I-I'm in hell????
Let's talk about Paula instead.
>>388676606
What did I tell you?
>>388660696
>>388660502
>tfw hoping Shmorky went to therapy
>tfw hoping he didn't just kill himself
>tfw finding out about what he did genuinely hurt you
>tfw it still hurts
>>388677476
>too dense to realize it is pre-planned by the same person
>>388680825
Remember when he fucked with his unstable gf's head with gender shit for months until she finally snapped and started screaming about a jewish conspiracy lmao
>>388679445
I thought I was the only person in the universe who watched that one parappa anime.
>>388681538
I watched 26 episodes of it and it's super fun. I wish it had more subbed episodes, the director/writer has worked on some great stuff and has great comedic timing, I can tell
>>388681732
Watched it back in the 2000's, but I remember the xmas special sort of. Also those weird intros/outros.
>>388682081
They were weird but hot damn were they good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PweFuUlR3-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPbIxSHyT-k
>>388660502
Schmorky has nothing to do with Lammy Threads. Lamezone is the guy who makes those lammy comicsBut really it's splitting hairs because they're both pissbaby diaperfur trannies
>>388682230
Both of these I remember pretty well. I actually fuck with the music on the first one, it's funky as hell.
Brings me back to 8th grade or whenever I watched this series.
>>388680931
It actually isn't, dense fucking faggot
>>388683480
this
>>388683480
It is.
>>388685278
>>388683480
samefag
>>388685723
>>388680931
samefag
>>388686391
the bottom two aren't me
everytime i see a jammy lammy thread it cheers me up, same for parrapa and guitaroo man.
>>388687820
Have a Gitaroo Lammy.
>>388678215
Why are there so many of those?
>>388689316
Too many mobileposters.
>>388690387
I hate them.
>>388688028
You don't think U-1 would be desperate enough to fuck a lamb, do you?
>>388691216
same
>>388692561
this
>>388694019
agreed
>>388691469
Who's that dude supposed to be?
>>388694383
Oh, never mind. I got confused. Where's his hat though? And why does he have a bandage across his nose?
>>388680825
>>388660502
>>388674905
Wait, what happened? I remember there being a lot of Schmorky threads at the height of the drama but I didn't realize there was such an aftermath. He's really off in the fucking woods? Are there screencaps?
>>388694495
Just how the artist draws him. Presumably it's an older U-1.
>>388695016
But U-1 got with that pink-haired girl, didn't he?
>>388659112DUDEWEED
>>388659208
>>388694256
me too
>>388696723
same
Lammy looks like the type who would smoke tons of weed.
>>388699375
She's not an illicit girl.
>>388699375
this
>>388682230
is Lammy in the anime? or was she replaced by that bitch with the pink hair?
>>388702138
this
this
>>388694941
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shmorky-david-kelly-daisy-kay-sandypants-peaches-the-puppy-ex-fiance-amanda-mandy-mullen.23467/
>>388699375
Pretty much. She looks stoned all the time as it is.
>Lammy will never be my gf
Kill me Pete.
>>388682081
LOVE
LOVE
LOVE TOGETHER, BABY
>>388659342
thank you jet baby