>HONEY, WHERE IS MY ____

good post on /v/

>>388657002
Why do americans wear shoes inside?

>>388657002
Divorce forms?

Oh yes, yet another Dunkey thread.

AYY IT'S KNACK 2 BABY

PAAAAAAAANTS?!

>>388657002
HIDEO KOJIMA

never heard so many nigger jokes in so little time, I'm impressed

>>388657761
More like hideous kojima. Am I right or what? Thank you, be sure to tip your waitress.

>SUPER SUIT?

>>388657002
IIII LIIIIIKE
CRACKERS & SNACKS

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>>388657002
SUPERSUIT?

Lamb sauce

Tell me your best joke /v/

AIRLINE FOOD

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>>388658240

>>388657002
link to video?

>>388658240
The wheelchair.

>>388658240
Id go 'white people be like this, black people be like this' while moving my character's eyebrows in different ways. It always got a laugh

>>388658240
you

>>388658240
airline food

>>388658240
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

>>388658337
I can only think of that estonian guy who would always post with that image

>>388658527
I heard that one a few nights ago.

can you translate to spanish please

can someone translate the OP into spanish please?

Any gamers in the house tonight? Any gamers?

>>388658842
FUCK YOU!

/v/ room when?

>>388658363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZe7z73jKj8
gets me every time

>>388658240
bazinga :^)

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>>388658240

>>388658240
My girl left me because I didn't buy Skyrim
What a weird thing to fallout 4

>>388658240
>>388658240
Dating a single mother is like continuing from somebody else’s saved game.

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>now you gotta say, Hey jamal can you paint that wall for us

>>388657002
Please pass the ___ _____.

There's lots of pretty people here sharing soltries and passing letters and
There's lots of questions answered and metaphysical astronical songs
Words printed all on papers that seem too mystical it's so magical
People that dance and compute that, no one's better than you

WHAT IS THE DEAAAAAL WITH HIDEO KAJIMA?

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>>388657540
ace post

Can you translate to spanish por favor?

>>388658240
What is the national sport of Minecraft?

Boxing.

>>388658240
A dyslexic walks into a bra

>>388658240
How good is Minecraft?

Top-Notch!

take my wife please

>>388660946
Fucky luck

>>388658240
What do you call OP?

It's the same thing you are

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>>388658240

>>388658240
What do you call a gay man on rollerblades?
Rolaids

>>388658240
Korean girls are pure

>>388658240
whats the best thing about fucking 25 year olds?
you get 20 of them

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>>388658240
Women's rights.

>>388658240
Futaba-fags exist

This is one of those rare games that I think would actually be better with VR support.

>>388658240
A nigger and a muslim are riding in a car together. Who's driving?
The cops

>>388658240
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.

>>388658240
why don't pedophiles win races?
they're always coming in a little behind

What do you call a guy balancing bacon on his head in between two buildings

Mo-hamhead Alley

>>388658240
How do you teach a rope?

Pull both ends, now it's taut!

>>388657093
You dont take off your shoes normaly when you are at venues.

That would make no sense anon. But wearing shoes in your own home on the other hand is literally stupid. Its so pointless and stupid it must be an american thing.

>>388658240
The Greek economy

>>388665272
You may want to see a physiologist, anon. It's not healthy to laugh at nothing.

>>388657002
bought this last night, played for two hours and had a fucking blast. Practiced my cuck character and got a few people laughing.

>>388657002
Hey guys, spaghetti and meatballs.

>>388662509
*sounds of someone strangling a cat*

>>388658240
Why did the scarecrow get a diploma?

Because he was out standing in his field!

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH BLACK PEOPLE?
THEY'RE NOT BLACK
AND THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE

>>388657093
>>388665192
In cities and suburbs, everyone removes their shoes inside the doorway like any other country. But in farmhouses the floors are often too rough for bare feet. These houses are not carpeted anywhere, as the dirt/mud/hay/etc would ruin it instantly anyway. That is where the meme of Americans wearing shoes inside came from, it's just farmers, rednecks, and really poor people that do it.

>>388665180
fuck, you got me

>>388658240
How was copper wire invented?
Two scotsmen fighting over a coin
Alternatively you can use jews

>>388658240
where do hippopotamuses pursue higher education?
the hippocampus

>>388665617
I routinely use jews as copper wire substitute.

>>388658240
What do you call a mouse with a gun?

A Hood Rat

>>388665617
Two Scotsmen fighting over a Jew?

>>388665547
>In cities and suburbs, everyone removes their shoes inside the doorway like any other country.
India is not a first world country, cunt.

>>388665731
Careful with those edges anon

>>388658240
Why couldn't Stevey Wonder read?
Because hes blind.

>>388665547
Ill take you on your word anon, thanks for the information.

Aint like you have had the time to fix it... :^)

>>388658240
You guys ever work at a zoo before?

>>388658337
I want to fondle those boobs

what game
i've seen a few videos and i wanna buy it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HACEczKVw24

>>388665956
blood

Why do you call a Muslim a toilet?

>>388666153
Comedy Night

>>388665884
Do you leave your shoes outside or something, then? Even Japs take their shoes off at the doorway.

Should /v/ have a comedy night?

>>388665956
Fuck that was pretty good and I don't know y

>>388666316
Yes

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>>388658240
Velcro- what a ripoff

>>388657093
In my home so you don't get bitten by spiders or get flu.

LAAAUGH

I tried to paint my pc black so it would run faster, but now it doesn't even work anymore.

>>388665884
t. wears shoes inside

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What do you call two niggers fucking?
Fucking niggers

>>388665617
are you hungarian by any chance?

>>388666256
>even japs

...Japs are more cleanliness obsessed than any other ethnicity

>>388658240
What does He-man like to drink?
He-Brews

>>388658240
What do you call a Native American who has had 2 cerebral hemorrhages on a Moped?
A two stroke injun!"

>>388666316
>Should we have a comedy night?

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>>388660085
>he didn't buy skyrim

>>388658240
>I remembered when i was a kid, I had a friend, yeah I know just play along, and he was black.
>It was about Christmas time and we were so hyped up not to go to school.
>After one weekend he comes to me and said, hey dude, I saw Santa at the mall
>I said, really?
>And he was like, yeah he was old, fat, black-
>And then I stopped him.
>I shake my head and say woah woah woah, black?
>And he looks at em and says yeah.
>I give him a look and just lay it down
>So, your telling me that a black man, breaks into every house on earth and leaves THEM a bike?
>He doesn't get it and just says what's wrong with that
>Nigga, if santa was black, every kid in america would lose their TV, their fridge would be empty, and their parents would be having a divorce.

>>388666515
That is my point. You quoted the part of the post where I said the vast majority of Americans take our shoes off before leaving the doorway, did you mean to quote the part where I said a tiny minority don't because they more or less live in mud?

Why do black guys scream during sex?

The pepper spray

>>388666316
I want to hear how nasally and autistic some of you sound.
>all those anons who will be trying not to wake their parents

>>388666232
I don't know, anon. Why do you call a muslim a toilet?

>>388657093
Why do European's make up lies about American's and pretend that they're true?

>>388658240
Anthony Burch.

>>388658240
What is Julius Caesar's favorite Creole dish?

E-tou, ffe?

>>388665192
>But wearing shoes in your own home on the other hand is literally stupid. Its so pointless and stupid it must be an american thing.

Kind of like how that detail is so petty and poorly put together, it must be a European's opinion?

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>>388658240

my life lol

>game concept is interesting
>its literally just kids reading racist jokes out
ok

>>388658240
feminism

>>388667081
well, this is the internet

>>388658240
Women are like public toilets: they're all dirty, except for the disabled ones

>>388664336
that would be amazing

The other day my heartbeat was a bit abnormal so I went to see the doctor about it. As he was checking my heart rate he looked at his watch, then at me, then back at his watch and told me I needed to stop masturbating. Shocked, I asked him if he was sure that was the cause of my abnormal heart rate. He replied that he wasn't, but that it was tough to gauge my heart rate while I was masturbating.

>>388666950
Why do Americans use an apostrophe for plurals when unnecessary?

>>388658240
did you know about the minecraft player?
he was destroyed

>>388667160
You murdered the joke with your delivery. Like, to death.

>>388658240
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge steering wheel down his pants. He waddles on over to the bar and takes a seat. The bartender, looking confused, asks "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds "Aye, and it's drivin' me nuts!"

>>388667226
because "le tax is stealing xDD" so public schools are glorified daycares

>Doctor, I have a John Cena in the waiting room for you.
>Tell him I can't see him.

What do you call a a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Dead

>>388667226
Whomstv'devev'esv'vsfef ask's?

Just get a house 4Head

>>388667226
Because every European makes up a different lie about every American. Thought that was obvious.

Apparently this concept is too high-brow for a European.

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK WHAT DOES A REDNECK CALL A DEER WIT NO EYES? I GOT NO EYE DEER!

Why do all the jokes here revolve around black people why isn't anyone here actually funny

>>388667226
Just a retarded namefag, he does not represent the views and opinions of every american

>>388669119
>view's
>opinion's

FTFY

LAUGH

>>388669119
>retarded namefag

>doesn't know what tripcodes are

Why the hell is it still summer in here?

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Yo momma so ugly, the zoo put her picture up in the monkey cage to keep them from jerking off.

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>>388658240
You know what's the best thing about fucking twenty five year old girls?
That once you're done with one you can use the other nineteen!

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How does a squirrel keeps its nuts dry?
It swims on its back

>>388665920
You sound like a sensitive bitch

>>388657002
SLAW

>>388669387
You got down syndrome so bad, you probably got up, left, and right syndrome too.

>>388657002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HACEczKVw24
ITS

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>>388658240
What do you call a deer with no body and no nose?
nobody knows

>>388658337
Fuck off gamergate, you lost. Leave.

>>388667226
Why do Europeans add unnecessary "u's" to words?

>>388671002
U wut m8?

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>>388658240
what do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
a twix

>>388657002
>People paying for something they can watch online for free
How far has /v/ fallen?

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SUPER SUIT?!

>>388671002

We didn't add them. You removed them.

Colour
Favourite
Humour
Faggout

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>>388658240
A professor, a doctor, and a priest dip their heads into a bar. They all walk away with throbbing headaches.

>>388671426

>the pipe is purple

for what purpose

>>388671771
I've never had to remove any u's from words I use. Afraid you're mistaken.

>>388658240
Knock knock, why did the chicken cross the road? He was destroyed!

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>>388671869
He needs his daily dosage

>>388672036
>He didn't learn how to type out "colour", then backspace the "u", in elementary
Let me guess, you went to public shcool?

>>388657002
what the fuck is this? a glenn martin dds video game?

>Decide to give this game a try
>Everyone is either saying 'niggerniggernigger' or reusing the same jokes they've heard from other servers

If I hear the Dr. Pepper joke one more time...

>>388671794
>dip their heads into a bar
what

>>388672237
>implying i'm a pleb

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous do you think I am?

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>>388658240
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side! (other side is a popular term to mean one is going to the afterlife once they have died, I.E the chicken crosses the road, dies and goes to heaven)

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>>388672363
You never heard of "dipping your head" into a location as a expression?

>>388671002
(u)

>>388671794
>>388672673
Pretty sure to "dip" means leave in that sense.

>>388657093
LITERALLY OBSESSED

>>388672767
Looks like a pussy.

>>388672829
Lamest sex joke I've ever heard.

>>388670721
nah i think we'll stay :)

>>388672673
no
who even says that

>>388658240
Why shouldn't you play UNO with mexicans

Because they steal all the green cards

>>388658240
Why don't you play vidya with your gf /v/?

Because I always beat her.

>>388658240
How is a French hatter like an undertaker?
They both put people in casquettes.

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>>388658731
>when that guy starts saying nonononono at mach 5

>>388660495
______ _______!

>>388657093
Here in Yurope, we wear shows inside as well, dumb pajeet.

Did you guys hear the one about the paper?

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>>388673357
>when some bitch ruins the final season

>>388657093
It's a fucking bar what culture do you live in where'd you walk around barefoot like that?

>>388660358
Everytime>>388660495

>>388673949
The same culture that shits on streets

>>388673949
>He doesn't dip into the bar barefoot
>He doesn't curate the WC barefoot
>He doesn't grab a cheeky nandos barefoot
>He doesn't pop down to the old construction site barefoot
>He doesn't doff his shoesies to go to court
>He doesn't release his tootsies to go to the park
Why are Americans so retarded

>>388657002
>THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT

>>388657093
t. chink

Wearing shoes inside is normal.

Can I mic spam loud nigra if I get this game?

>>388658240
I love telling this one.
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when a kid walks past them.
The Priest says "Hey, let's screw this kid."
The Rabbi says "Out of what?"

>>388676263
Kek

>>388666691
>>388666666

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

So she can moan with the other

>>388676440
fuck off newfag

>>388676498
wew