Shadow of War - What the fuck were they thinking?

I get what they were going for and it is somewhat funny but it's just out of place when put up against the other tribes' trailers. In fact, it's so out of place compared to any of the trailers, including those of SoM. It's like a joke or meme trailer but those are usually made to be standalone, not part of a set of trailers like these ones were.

>>388631497
>Shadow of More Dollars
>"Imma need of hundred thousand dollars right now!"
HAHAHAHAHA...

>>388631497
So, WB finally put themselves in their game

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>memes

WE WUZ DUMB FILTHY SAVAGES AND SHEET

>>388631497
What's the appeal of nigger beats?

>>388631497
>american nigga music

>in works based on tolkien

its like that fucking warhammer 40k trailer with the rap infact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD0RlnQOmKs

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>>388631497
I'm not even pissed anymore. I'm trying not to crack up and failing miserably.

>People thought anything good could come of Americans trying to do fantasy

>>388633598
Same, this is was stupid in the right way.

>>388631497
this cant possibly be real

>>388633493
Some anon synctubed the Space Hulk trailer with the same song, only sans the lyrics and it was hundreds of times better.

I actually having a big laff in a non ironic way at all this.
I would prefer that this game be a whole new franchise istead of LoTR so the Tolkien crybabaies would stop bothering.I really like the idea of the nemesis sisten and they giving personalities to a common grunt enemy.

shame about the microtransations crap

>>388634215
Just ignore it and don't spend any money on it, problem solved.

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Oh how Monolith has fallen. All their talent left after Condemnded 2 and it's been nothing but schlock under WB from there.

>>388634215
>I actually having a big laff in a non ironic way at all this
>some trolls in golden armor
>big laff
you're either underage or a nigger.
not even joking

>>388631497
Whatcha doing fellow kids

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>>388631497
I want to like this game since the last one was fun if in need of more content but holy shit they're making it hard.
Why all the microtransaction shit? Why give people the option to just skip the whole nemesis system for money? Why do they all look the bloody same? The fucking first one had orcs all look different, from what they've shown off there's three heads they cycle through and nothing else.
All the big guys just have the same head with stuff tacked on it's shit.

>>388631497
WE

>>388634493
And grind for a single item 3 days and with WB's rng, u probably wont get it

Think of all the million times the sentence "Tolkien must be turning in his grave" has been used BEFORE today. Good lord

>microtransaction in single player
only 7 years ago they would have been collectively laughed off the industry for trying.

Now thanks to Gaben and the other gambling speculators kids are used to this fucking lootcrate shit.
Thanks marketing college graduates, you really improved gaming as a hobby!

>>388638728
>kids are used to this fucking lootcrate shit
Yes, but not in singleplayer game.

>>388638836
Its a gradual evolution. It used to seem ridiculous to have them in non FTP games. Then they wormed into the multiplayer games, and there was some pushback, but shills adjusted. Now they're pushing slightly into single player games and eventually it won't seem strange either

>>388638836
What >>388639212 said, I wanted to make the boiling frog analogy but he said it better.

By the way, they're not okay in full price MP games either, and f2p games were a mistake.

>>388631497
>you sure you want to cancel your pre-order?
>yes

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>>388639212
You're right. What happened to this industry.

>>388631497
>What the fuck were they thinking?
Let's make lots of money.

>>388640336
Its been happening for ages. Remember how outrageous Oblivion horse armor seemed? Now you have to gamble to attempt to get horse armour

>>388640336
Jews figured out how to make idiots pay more, idiots browbeat the people around it into accepting it as the way things will be.
It's like taxes, you introduce a new tax and people will be pissed, but if you increase an already existing tax by a bit? That's just life.

>>388635998
It's fucking single-player, so fucking what? Besides, if you're not pirating it anyway you're the cancer enabling this kind of bullshit.

You could power New York City with the force of Tolkien's corpse spinning in its grave

>>388640794
I'm more concerned Chris might die from an aneurysm if he is accidentally shown this. JRR has already spun through the core of the Earth, out the other side, and is probably halfway to the Andromeda galaxy by now.

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i'm still pissed about shelob
>giant spider that wants to eat everything
>"LMAO WHAT IF WE MAKE HER GENERIC WITCH LADY XD"

>>388631497
Oh god, felt like i was watching an early saints row video

I'm still cautiously optimistic that there will still be some amount of fun to be had. The first one was pretty fun, in a gory bam a ham yum kind of way. But goddamn if monolith isn't trying to piss everyone off. Between this trailer, the microtransactions, and sexy human Shelob they are doing their best to ruin their game before it's even out. Best case I'm going to wait for a sale to get it, worst case I'll just pirate it.

I'm gonna pirate this game 100 times out of spite and seed it for a good year or so

>>388641460
My melanin enriched friend

>>388640746
>It's fucking single-player, so fucking what?

I'll tell you what
>Let's put worst rng loot/orcs
>Let's make grindy af game
>Let's make orcs who can destroy your equipement
>Let's make microtransaction, but with rng chance war/loot crates

You see the point?

>>388641169
Yeah. So what's the deal with Shelob? Do they explain that garbage or not?

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>>388631497
WE

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>>388631497
they know their target audience

>>388641568
And you want to contribute to this by bending over and taking lootbox dick up your ass? I didn't say it was a good thing, but even giving them money for the base game is encouraging these kind of (((business)) practices.

>>388641703
I never said i'll buy the game, lol.
>Buying games
>Ever

Just said this should boycott by everyone, and the pre-orders are not showing the right result.

>>388641597
eh
i think it's a "form you are comfortable with" thing so dudemcghostman would work with her
but shelob's whole deal is that she wants to eat everything, she can't shapeshift and also she wouldn't give a shit if protaginst-man-whatshisface felt comfortable or not

>>388631497
So niggers = orcs? Whew. Anyway, it's funny. I might pirate it.

>>388631497
loool

orcs = niggers

>>388642245
So they dont really explain why a large spider is now a woman? Why even use Shelob then? Why not just make a whole new character?

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>>388631497

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>>388642372
I thought racism was against the rules... mods?

>>388642898
Why even set it in middle earth?This whole thing is a mess

>>388643307
>Racism against fictional race
i kek'd hard

>>388641169
what spider is that? looks pretty cute