ITT: /v/ builds a vault and combines ideas with the other anons

Yet all posts ending in 5 get added, anything else that don't don't get added. I just wanna have some fun.

/v/: the vault

There's your hell on Earth

The vault's inhabited only by Deathclaws and neckbeards.

>>388629853
those poor deathclaws

After a year of inhabitance an EMP will go off, frying all the electronics in the vault. The vault door is still sealed, so there is no way out.

>>388629853
Rolling for this.

>>388629594
>The mobile game is still the only Build-a-Vault option
>Vault 88 only teased you with experiments before leavig you with nothing to do but build
Just give me an Overseer simulator already Todd you fucking hack

instead of anime schoolgirls, the dwellers have to jack off to sexy Assaultrons.

>50 people in vault
>They are men that were previously in relationships with women
>The temperature is very warm
>There are no clothes anywhere in the vault
>Only one large bedroom
>Every six hours, indestructible televisions (one in every room, so you can't escape it) broadcast loud A-grade (heterosexual) pornography for 30 minutes while pheromones are sprayed into the vault

All the vault clothing is actually kink fetish suits.

There are no shoes in the vault, no possible way to wear any sort of protective shoe garment, not even socks. Let's say there's a metal lock or something on everyone's ankles that prevents any shoe wearing

The floor of the vault sometimes has invisible Lego bricks and the Witcher medallions on it that the inhabitants step on.

That's all it is. Other than that it's just a normal vault.

Every few months they sacrifice a neckbeard to the elder demon underneath the vault. It's actually just an FEV-infused Mirelurk Queen that accepts their customs.

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Everyone is required to spend two hours in the sandpaper room every day. The treadmill is set to sprint speed.

The overseer is a total chad who's uploaded into the entire vault's maintenance/security systems.

>>388632385
I fucking hate the feeling of sandpaper.

Only one pre-war film is in the vault, and it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzH1iaKVsBM, so all the vault dwellers are nazis.

>>388631212
Lmao

>>388632385
>smuggle some super glue and a chair in the room
>glue the chair on the wall

>>388631212
>Only one large bedroom
>one in every room

>>388632469
Seconding this.

Shame we never got together and bought that missile silo house in New York to start Outer Hea/v/en

You can only play the worst game from each franchise.

The Deathclaws all have FEV in them, but all have the mentality of the underage and can only talk to the other members of the vault on /v/.

>>388629594
The vault is a dumping ground for /pol/ and Sonic threads

The only food available to the vault dwellers is turnips, broccoli, and scorpions.

>>388629594
put liberals, jews and "minorities" in the bunker, lock the door and melt the key

>>388631864
Ryder inhabits the vault?

I am pretty sure you are describing heaven

The vault's shaped like a penis.

The vault has RPG mechanics, and it is on picnic mode

Everyone in the vault has been given a quick rundown on the Bogs.

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You're a STEM graduate in a vault filled with Gender Studies majors.

The only anime that exists is Yu-Gi-Oh dubbed by Mexicans

>>388634667
Believe me ladies, I have a LOT of love for vaginas. Care to let me show you personally?

The entire vault is split into two, the first is a highly incestuous, caste based society. Fucking anyone outside your own siblings is considered an extreme sin. Those who are born of unincestuous relationships are taken, raised to 10 and forced fight trained deathclaws owned by the highest caste as punishment and a show of dominance. Those children who survive the deathclaws are seen as touched by divinity and are allowed to live, given a mate, and a new family begins.

The second society revolves around the idea of cannibalism as a way of life, anyone over the age of 60 is deemed useless and is eaten by his/her children/grandchildren in a spiritual ceremony honouring their deaths. There are great farms where a lower tier of human called 'meatboys' are raised like stupid cattle for the general populace to eat. Power is held by the families who own and run these meat boy farms, while the rest of the populace focus on gladiator battles as a great sport, those killed are shared and eaten by the families they came from.

After two hundred years these two vaults are reconnected, doors long forgotten open. Shits and giggles ensure.

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>every room is open. no doors no privacy
>clothing is either too long or too short never fits right itchy material
>at random intervals the temp will change causing to to get really hot/muggy or cold
>no blankets just bare mattress
>bed frames are attatched to floor built at an angle that has you constantly sloping down
>beds are attatched to frames so you cant remove them
>furnature bolted to the ground unevenly distributed at different heights
>flooring material ranges from shag carpet/wood floors to that spongey padding material found in day care centers
>distrubuted at random carpet and wood planks meet with grated flooring
>water is only dispensed in short bursts and no more than a moderately slow trickle at a time
>food is dispensed as paste. mixed /measured out at random chunky
>tunafish and orange
>vanilla mustard pudding
>toilets are a tube in the ground 8 inches into the ground 3 inches wide
>lighting ranges from very soft dim to bright
>orange /yellow/white unevenly distrubuted
>wallpaper that lights up neon green

>>388634905
Is the first one the neckbeard vault and the second the deathclaw vault?

>>388635002
Yes

A vault where the intercom is constantly broadcasting the sound of your ears ringing.

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>>388634667
>they end up worshiping you because they dont see you a sexual threat and you can actually get shit done
>you end up becoming this isolated leader of the vault where they all flatter and obey you but keep their distance

Wasn't there a whole thread dedicated to some vault where all rooms consist of identical small living quarters connected to adjacent rooms only by a small hole, and every so often the rooms shuffle around.

>Vault is built
>1 man, 1 woman, and 198 traps
>man has to figure out which is one is the woman so he can create children so the vault can prosper
>woman has been made mute and unable to write or communicate with the man in order to make the man's job even harder
>if unable to find the woman in the sea of traps after a month has passed then vault systems shut down

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I have the perfect /v/ault in mind
The vault is entirely normal, it will be able to last for virtually forever, but the one and only source of entertainment is the computer. Every room has a state of the art high-end computer that has a perfect emulator for every console in existence and can flawlessly play all games PC or otherwise, but they must download a game to play it.
The internet speed is only 100 kbps

>>388635253
Yes.

All toilet paper is actually sandpaper.

>>388630539
How would you like an actual Vault Simulator game to be? Seems like a multiplayer implementation wouldn't be to hard to develop for the BYOND engine

>>388635289
I would just fuck as many traps as I can and live out the last month of my life in pure bliss.

>>388635238
that is not how women work
they would probably scheme around each others backs to get you
someone bit more insane might kill the competition

Niggers.

>>388634980
Who fucking hurt you as a child, anon

>>388632929
>Naked

>>388635349
Download Open TTD
Have fun for literally ages

>>388635349
But my internet speed is already 100kbs

The overseer's actually just a fucking cyborg skeleton that lives through pure willpower.

It's a normal vault, but all the people inside think the world ended, when everything outside is actually just totally normal.
They emerge thinking society was rebuilt when in reality it was never destroyed in the first place.

>>388635891
Seconding this.

It's all in North Carolina.

>>388634980
Give me a knife and a vault full of people and we'll solve most of those problems

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>In the lower levels of the Vault is a massive steel door that cannot be opened and is covered with "keep out" signs
>A speaker inside the door randomly plays sound effects like footsteps, laughter, growling, etc that are audible if you're close enough to the door
>Fake Vault-Tec reports from construction are buried on some terminals, making vague references to staff having "seen it" and discussing strange behavior or occurrences
>After a certain amount of time, the Vault experiences a temporary power outage, the protocol for which demands all residents to move to a particular room (so that none will be near the door)
>When the power is restored a few minutes later, the door is opened

>>388636329
>"it" is Darkseid

>>388636456
Fuck.
Rerollan.

the vault was designed by Todd Howard

It's populated by robots whose entire personality was scripted by Emil Pagliarulo.

>>388636545
>>388636456
>Darkseid is the overseer

>>388636329
>in the now open doorway people can read a faded inscription
>"furry containment wing"

>>388636847
>There's another door in the area
>Nobody knows what the fuck could be in it

>>388636580
They all have Obsidian's radiant AI.

>>388637053
Shit, I mean Oblivion.

>>388636847
Would be better to have it just empty, but with a message like "It looks human!" or some shit. Watch niggas tear each other apart.

>>388635289
hey bro
there are little to no passable traps
and all you have to do is find the mute one from the few that you actually think are women

The only food is pineapple pizza, ant, grass, and dog food.

>>388637171
>ant
>dog food
Ez

>>388635238
You've never interacted with a single woman in your life.

LORE SO FAR:
>Only neckbeards and Deathclaws
>Deathclaws have the mind of children
>/v/ exists on the vault
>Deathclaws are cannibals, neckbeards do incest
>Dog food and ants are the only things you can eat alongside grass and pineapple pizza
>Big steel door somewhere in there
>Sand paper room two hours every day
>In North Carolina, which never got hit by the nukes, and thus prospered
>Also Darkseid

A vault with 500 Capitalists and 500 Communists in it

>>388637563
Rolling for this, deathclaws can be capitalists and neckbeards can be commies.

>>388637563
The vault has a currency system but there are no official vault rules as to how it is distributed. There is also a very, very well stocked armory.

>>388634980
>Every inhabitant of the vault has OCD

deathclaws are actually monstergirls with tsundere personality. They still have deadly claws and horns and scaly skin

The A.I. that dispenses food speaks only in quotes of Rolf from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.

there's a porn archive but it's only stocked with the worst most disgusting shit imaginable like scat and footfaggotry

>>388637780
Seconding this.

>>388637914
speakers are blasting Linkin Park's In the End 24/7 at the loudest volume
neckbeards are immune due to watching loads of AMVs

>>388637780
Yes, his name is R.O.L.F.

Rolf Old Life Follower.

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>>388637780
Fuck

A darker facton exists hidden within the vault, they were born with a spacial power that made it so that humans no longer live if they see them, the leader of this group is a hedgeheg of cold steel, becuse fuck fairies

>>388634667
((( ({}) )))

>>388637780
Rolling for this.

>>388637780
I WANT TO BELIEVE

The walls and ceilings of the vault have cracks in them which spew piss and shit every so often. There's no reason to it, it just does that.

>>388637780
Make this happen. We must get this to happen.
>You want rye of bread? Instead you must eat grass of Rolf's country.

the vault was build smack dab on top of an indian burial ground. That information is hidden deep in the vault archives.

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We propagate a myth that clowns were horrific monsters that would kidnap children to breed with and kill everyone. There's an interconnected Vault full of clown people that are completely normal then have to get through the indoctrinated victims from the other vault with nothing but a red nose and a flower that shoots water to resupply with food from outside else both vaults die.

There's a janitor called Bob who's a super mutant there. Nobody knows that he's actually a janitor so they just leave as soon as they see him.

>>388634980
>loudspeaker constantly states how long its been since the vault closure
>its been three years five months ten days fourteen minutes and thirty five seconds since closure
>its been three years five months ten days fourteen minutes and thirty six seconds since closure
>on vault residences birthday the loud speaker will constantly blare "Llets all wish CAROL a happy birthday today!"
>"Happy birthday CAROL!"
>name changes for every other vault members birthday
>all robots will say "Did/have you wish/ed CAROL a happy birthday today?
>subconciously makes all the vault residents resent that person
>cant shut off volume/speaker
>only entertainment is books
>there are alot more books than toilet paper


>>388635654
Not getting/actively seeking pussy leaves you with A LOT of freetime.

>>388637780
YES

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>>388638998
I want to honk that _nose_

>>388639527
>all the books are actually pre war telephone books

You ever wipe your ass with telephone books? It's not bad as long you don't bunch it up but fold it horizontally then run the crease between the crack.

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>>388629668
>not /v/ault
Better yet, make it /v//a/ult

>>388640184
Even better: /v//a//u/lt.

>>388629594
We already did this and came up with Vault 120.

Remember the Skinnies and the shit fisting?

>>388640287
>>388640184

even better >>>/reddit/

>>388639969
>the vault residence must choose entertainment of a fully cleaned ass

that only prewar phonebook shit was fucked

ive wiped my ass with the carboard part of the roll but nah.

>>388637780
WE CAN DO IT

>>388640287
>>388640184
>not /v//a//u/l/t/
Step up senpai.

>>388637780
>over time the A.I. develops its own personality
>it can make you starve just because it doesnt like you
>YOU DARE MOCK THE SON OF A SHEPHERD? YOU FEAST ON THE SCRAPS OF THE PIGS!!

>>388637780
Fuck it, since this thread isn't getting any fives, let's make this canon to our vault.

>every room is narrow and short
>causing generations of terrible postured residents

>the only mean of entertainment is a library of PS3 games

>>388641839
>Xbox One games no backwards compatible

Ftfy

>>388641140
>Somebody manages to get out and bring in outside food
>R.O.L.F notices this
>Think you are so clever, walking off with Rolf's chickens?

Alright, switch to ones since we aren't getting fives anymore.

The vault's connected to another vault nearby where all the dwellers got converted to skeleton robots that desperately want a good jacking off.

>>388642421
>says to switch to ones
>instantly gets a one

Hmmm, wonder (((You))) is behind this post. Fuck off jannies you're not supposed to participate in these

The lovecraft sacrifices still happen.

everyone is muslim

LORE SO FAR:
>Deathclaws and Neckbeards share a vault
>Neckbeards do incest, and praise an FEV-infused Mirelurk Queen
>Deathclaws are cannibals, also have the mentalities of children
>/v/ still exists
>Skeletons in another vault connected to this vault
>North Carolina is perfectly intact
>R.O.L.F is an A.I. made to keep everyone alive
>Sandpaper room made for torture
>Also Darkseid

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>>388643757
The subroom is full of Darkseids, but they demand to have their name pronounced as Darkseed.

The vault only has one kind of intractable entertainment: Fallout 4.

>>388629594
Modify the FEV to turn beta males into perfect sissy specimens.

>>388644913
Evenly disperse it so it changes half to "the Super Chad", and the rest into "the virgin ghoul".

>>388640287
>>388641001
These guys know what's up.

Every ten feet has a alternating picture of Randy Pitchford and Gabe that have Scooby Doo eyes that follow you as you walk past them.

>>388629594
You get to look at Fallout: New Vegas being played by another person through impenetrable glass by the only game for you to play is Fallout:4

>>388645457
Surrounded by walls of JUST portraits of people with tracking eyes while various section of https://youtu.be/yUz9kFm_zbc play faintly on loop over the coms.

Walls are covered in Dragon dildoes. The bigger ones are suspended from the ceilings. All faucets and handles also have Dragon cock finish.