Witcher 3 is shit. It has zero RPG depth and the gameplay is clunky ass and the story is like a bad episode of Game of Thrones. People give Bioware and Bethesda so much shit while CDPR's sins are tenfold theirs. Literally all graphics zero substance. Might aswell just go watch Netflix.
>>388624389
agreed I hope Gothic bro is here for help.
>>388624389
agree
game was a letdown for me
the first one is still my favorite from the series
Remember when there was an entire online campaign against Bioware's shit animations (all true) but then everyone gave this a 10?
>>388624389
sure buddy
mmm whats the point of an open world when all the items are level locked and the only real way to lvl up was to play story missions.
>>388624635
Show me another one like this from the game
>>388624635
>That one cherry picked WebM every time
>It's not even remotely as bad as anything in BioWare games
OP u mad? Witcher 3 has depth, Witcher is loved by CLASSIC RPG GAMERS (RPGCODEX), Witcher 3 is loved by modern rpg gamers, its a fact. And stop comparing shitty written Game of thrones, at least last 3-4 seasons where dialogues are shit, to top tier dialogues in Witcher 3.
>>388624389
>>388624486
>>388624635
i love W3 shitposting threads, they're so comfy
>>388624815
bump
>>388624389
Not as overrated and shit as TLOU.
>>388624870
I'm a classic RPG gamer, and I hate Witcher 3.
TW1:EE is the ONLY good game in the whole series.
>>388624815
The standard animations in combat are very poor and are obviously done to look as "realistic" as possible leaving not only boring animations but also a gameplay with unneccessary amount of start-up frames and end frames. Look how awkward Geralt walks here>>388624486
He always takes one step too much/too little. It's very hard to position him correctly ever due to the awkward animations.
>>388624870
Game of Thrones is awful post-S1.
Imagine how shit Witcher 3 has to be to be even worse than all that .
>>388624857
>shitty procedural animations are okay
Sure buddy
>>388625110
>Procedural animations
>Procedural
>>388625110
If the quest designer isnt allocated resources to get a unique animation/motion capture session from the animation team they can only use already existing animations.
I dont think you know what procedural means tho.
It is clunky, but is it clucky?
>>388624389
Reminder that Witcher 3 had a budget of 80 million.
Reminder that since Pole wages are trash, this equals in the west a total budget of twice that, 160 million.
Reminder that Witcher 3 is one of the most expensive games of all time. It's a checklist AAA game with all the standard bullshot marketing and pre-order now tricks.
Reminder that CDPR have become Pole Ubisoft.
I love that these shitposting threads are still a thing 2 years after it's been released.
U mad BioWare babies? Don't you have a whole new galaxy to explore?
>>388624957
>TW1:EE is the ONLY good game in the whole series
agreed
>>388625318
It's recycled but it's not even recycled in a competent manner. It looks worse than Bioware's MEA. In fact, Witcher 3's cutscene animations are a big fat joke. So rigid and stale.
Oblivion is nothing compared to skyrim- you can't just go climb any mountain
>>388625348
Nope, google it and you'll see it had a budget of zł306 million or US$81 million but nice try.
>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
>>388625565
But that's exactly what I said? And since Pole wages are about half of western Europe, you have a game with an army of a dev team.
>>388624992
>guys it's too realistic
>his steps are all even
I like nitpicking just as much as the next guy but come on.
I still haven't seen another example like the OP
>>388625348
>Reminder that since Pole wages are trash, this equals in the west a total budget of twice that, 160 million
Whatever happened to subtlety and nuance in trolling?
>>388625604
this
>>388625604
Like pottery
>>388625624
But just because wages are trash it doesn't mean that it just get bumps up to one of the most expensive games of all time, it still only costed $81 million in the end. I can't really give a good example but it reminds me of how most US stuff is made in china and how US companies have call centers in India or other shitty countries.
>>388625624
81 mill =/= 160 million you nub
>>388624389
>People give Bioware and Bethesda so much shit while CDPR's sins are tenfold theirs.
I appreciate the hyperbole, but let's rein it back a bit.
>>388626527
Adjusted for western wages, you'll end up with a team that rivals that of the biggest western AAA games.
>>388625604
Love this everytime
>>388626536
Bioware atleast had a legacy of quality with KOTOR, ME1, DAO and so on.
Bethesda atleast knows their games are shit so they give the best mod tools on the planet to their community.
What does CDPR do? Their track record consists of one mediocre game after the other. The only thing other devs should learn is how potent their online viral marketing is.
Speak of the devil, I've been listening to this while waiting for the rain to stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UUOlrsE9vI
>>388624389
>it has a sex scene, so it must be good