THANKS FOR ALL THE HARD WORK BITCH! NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP

We all knew this was gonna happen.
In a way, though, it's a "classic" Doom ending.

typical corporate suit

>>388623326
>I'm not the villain in this story
>Is the villain in this story
Wowwwwww

>>388623398
>In a way, though, it's a "classic" Doom ending.
it's not. Nothing about this Bethesda crap is.

>>388623986
>villain
>Solves humanity's energy crisis with a perfect solution that was only messed up by a crazy woman

>>388626126
That's the whole point anon the demons will always corrupt someone, this is basically dead space 3's plot except the game attached to it is actually fun.

>>388626126
name me one story where harnessing the power of hell ever worked out fine

>>388626126
>Ye boi lets just draw sum energy fram the Christian afterlife

>>388626580
Does Brütal Legend count?

>>388626580
"Harnessing power of Hell for Dummies"

>>388623326
>Fucks up again
>SHIT NIGGA WAKE UP I NEED YOUR HELP I'M NOT THE VILLIAN IN THIS STORY MUH ENERGY CRISIS MANG

>>388624324
>i have never played the game but I've seen a video of classic Doom one time i love E1M1 XDD

>>388626941
nice try, Zenimax fag. I was playing the shareware copy through MS DOS long before you cucks had even formed in your dad's nuts.

I secretly hoped beating this game on the hardest difficulty would unlock that sword but I would probably just use the siege cannon over it anyway.

>pissing off DM

is this guy retarded? Like, he already knows what happens when you pull that shit what the fuck.

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>>388627435
>DM

>>388627101
Then you'd remember Doom 1 had a sequel hook ending

>>388627493
DoomMan

Ok yeah that sounds fucking retarded

>>388623326
Is either that or the whole human civilization shits the bed and dies due to lolnoenergy.
Imagine for a moment we suddenly ran out of uranium, coal, oil (and fuel derived from it), like this, overnight.
We still don't have workable fusion reactors, and even if we did we need to go to the moon to get enough helium-3.
What do you think will happen? Hint, societal collapse, more deaths than communism happening daily, the whole nine yeards

>>388626580
Overlord

>>388627768
>Can't mine helium-3 from the moon
>Somehow manage to build a station on fucking mars to open portals to hell

>>388628157
IIRC they got to a point not even fusion could sustain the energy demands.
Also, it's Doom, a guy is on Mars and kills demons, anything else is just an excuse for enabling the above.

>>388627616
>Then you'd remember Doom 1 had a sequel hook ending
I do. But it sure as hell was NOT by some "eeevul mastermind guy baiting you to do his dirty work, just to ass-slap you at the very end, no matter that you've just been declared as the most dangerous guy in the universe" trope. Just an angry space marine, trying to survive a literal hell, only to end up on yet another battlefield.

>>388628274
>a guy is on Mars and kills demons
Yet you never even step on Mars in Doom 1, 2 or 64.

post-Doom3 "fans" don't even realize how silly they can be.

>>388628702
Phobos was pretty fucking silly though, as were rocket skeletons with a to this day comically exaggerated punch animation and sound

>>388628615
I liked the new one better. It was awesome to unfold bits of the story about how doom guy has been skullfucking hell for centuries and the only thing they could do about it was trap him.

>>388628830
I still don't see anything silly about any of that.

>>388629197
I on the other hand absolutely hated it. But the "muh story!" shit is amongst the lesser problems the nuDOOM had.

>>388623326
>Samual Hayden
>S. Hayden
>S'ayden
Golly gee, I wonder who the villain's going to be?

>>388626580
Disgaea

So, are we getting nu-doom 2?

>>388629364
Fuck off you can completely ignore story in nuDoom if you don't care

>>388627768
Then we got to fucking Jupiter and mine the Helium-3 from there.

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>>388630834
you are forced into Cyberfag's Office in one level doe.

>>388626580
Persona 5, I guess.

>>388623326
Dr Samuel Hayden did nothing wrong.

He just wanted you to help him RESOOOOLVE this problem.

>>388630715
Wasn't Doom (4) originally supposed to be that before it turned into another Doom 1 retelling?