I have a huge house, if I hosted a /v/ meetup, would you guys come?

>>388617719
will there be penis inspections at the door?

>>388617719
"no"

>>388617719
Nice game :)

No. You fuckers are pathetic.

>>388617719
>lardass with black daughter
>no black male anywhere in the picture

>>388617719
Like that -the dog and women

>>388617719
>a woman with black baby
Is that camel toe?

>>388617719
what could possibly go wrong

>That fat woman with her stomach just stuffed right into those shorts

Jesus christ

>>388617719
I'd schedule a suicide bombing accordingly

>>388617719
>thin Mike Stoklasa in the middle

>>388617719
I would've said yes a long time ago.

It's too late now. Too many normalfags. There would be a battle too, for example if traps came along normalfags and girls would bitch.

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>>388617719
That would mean I'd need to leave my house first, which I won't

>>388617719
No, that's worse than tripfagging

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>>388617719
>How did I end up here?

>>388617719
>that massive bitch holding a black girl
how many times has that bitch or someone who looks exactly the same picked a fight with you here and called you a neckbeard or virgin?

no because i'm old as fuck

>>388618729
>a woman
it's a beached whale, man

Can I just come live with you? I'm nice and I don't have lice.

>>388617719
>Not ever going to a /v/ meetup
l forgot most of you assholes came here after 2012

>>388617719
fuck no.

>>388617719
Is that black baby still alive or has that thing eaten it?

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>>388617719

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This guy really regretted showing up but feels it's too awkward to try and just sneak away now.
He's in too deep.

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fuck no

>>388617739
Only if you look like a girl.

I would legitimately go, most people on here are probably ok and I'd do well to make some friends who like vidya but also have jobs.

>>388618862
THICC amirite???

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FUCKING PARTY WHATTTTT? YEAAAAAA

>>388619489
umm sweetie, i'm non binary!

>>388619584
Me too, I'm curious as to whether other /v/irgins are actually as autistic as they maintain

>>388619243
>thought i could get with some tryhard hipster chick if i came to this reddit meetup
>i thought wrong

>>388619791
What is this? Google gives me Cobalt.

>>388620014
it looks like a pair of titties, but I could be mistaken.

>>388619825
> i'm non binary

Wow, me too sweetie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJeqPVGTUY

>>388620014
Natasha henstridge species 2

>>388617719

yeah, probably to steal some shit and take a few pics of some retards to post them on /v/

>>388620058
I figure, I'd like to know the source, it looks very 1980's, and I love 1980's stuff.

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>>388620113

too many weird, fat people.
and i don't like that they're wearing sandals. fat people eat and drink everything in sight, that would be like a 1000$ food bill for all those people.

the chance there's going to be foul stenches is really high, fuck that.

>>388617719

>Even a dog is fucking obese

that's why you need to know how to produce sarin gas

>>388617719
You know people are going to break and/or steal your shit, right? Someone will see some waifu statue of yours or something and go all out on it whilst saying how weebshit is gay.

If youre a hot female without a dick just invite me over im easily one of best posters thats ever posted here and im a stallion

>>388617719
I would not, and I'm the kind of guy who's stuck their penis in multiple glory holes.

>>388620370
owo

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>>388617719
>Being so fat that you have to tuck your stomach into shorts

>>388617719
is that kige ramsey at the top left

>>388617719

I'd come just to bully you guys.

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>>388617719
I'd just take the dog and go, someone would probably try to eat it

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>>388618091
>>388620487
>>388622321

>>388622282
Disgusting

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>>388617871
Really makes you think.

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>hey look at me I'm in my thirties or whatever but still so radical, hip, awesome™, "with it", unique, funny, and so so special and awesome™. I play video games! look at my funny face and how much of an open-minded nerd and free thinker i am! i even brought my kid -- we just got done playing some super metroid on my SNES that i had since i was a kid :)

reddit

makes

me

wanna

puke

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>>388617719


The last /v/ meetup was kind of fun though. Lets hope we do it again soon.

reddit disgusts me

>>388620014
It's from one of the /v/ meetups.

>>388622861
>not a single black guy

I wouldn't want to meet any of you crazy white bois either.

>>388617719

only if you pay for my plane ticket

>>388622861
Where's the blac- i mean, ps4 players?

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>tfw went to a /tv/ meetup last year
>tfw I got molested

>>388622861
>/v/ wishes it could be this decent looking in person
this was 9gag meet

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>mfw

>>388623104

now you own us a story

>>388622861
Holy shit, actual human beings!

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>>388622861
>mfw 4chan is less fat than fucking reddit

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>>388617719
Look at all that T H I C C

>>388623205
That one's reddit too.

>>388623104
Go on, we're all friends here.

Right, /v/?

>>388617719
The funniest part about all these is finding the weirded out normal people.

>>388622861
Also a Reddit meetup*

Who /Virginia/ here?

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>>388617719

Can I bring my gf?

>>388617719
>mfw these are the people that call me a homophobic nazi on the internet

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>>388622861
>>388617719

still have pictures from the 2014 meetup. good times.

>>388619191
i like that album

>>388623690
>just m' and m' m'ladies

>>388623793
Jesus shit, I lol'd.

>>388617719
only if you let alabama niggers like me be free

>>388623581
why is belushi wearing a pink superman shirt?

>>388623581
Swag guy in the front must feel out of place with his premium doll in that crowd of poorfags.

>>388622861
What meet up was this anyway? I didn't know 9gag actually had a community

>>388617719
Proud members of the Jim "I'm ashamed of my face so I contort it in every picture" Sterling school of thinking.

>>388617719
>liberalfags are ugly in real life
huh.... never would've guessed...

>>388617719
Sure dude. Where you located.

>>388617719
>even dog is fat

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>>388617719
>a fucking Oblivion character showed up

>>388624984
This is the same guy who calls you a virgin online

Yeah man, where you live? Sounds like fun

>>388625102
He also asks you if you've heard of the high elves.

To hang around with a bunch of smelly edgelords? Ew no.

>>388617719
So i guess the dog has an own reddit account too?

If Dogbro the famous Haunting ground shitposter goes I'm in.

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>>388617871

>>388617719
Sure, i'll bring brownies if you guys are up for it.

>>388625849
Make sure you cum in the brownie mix.

I dunno maybe