ITT: we make a video game trailer I'll start. >This summer...

>>388613328

>consequences will never be the same...

>Modern rock arrangement of some old song starts playing

>Zoom out on American Flag

Coming December 25.

The worlds and characters you knew and loved...Back in glorious HD

>In 4k

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>>388613328
>presented by gearbox

>>388613328
The defining ero-game of this generation.

*record scratch*

Out of nowhere, semi-popular Hollywood actor appears on the screen, and says:

>>388613328
Kirby is back.

IN 3D!

With all new platforming!

in epic 60 fps

and VR support!

>>388616927
but this time ... it's nothing personnel kid

>>388613328

NOW FEATURING MARIO AND HIS TRUSTY SIDEKICK

[montage of fighting with ramping music]

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I'm bored. I'll make this a thing if i feel like it.

"The Dark Souls of Horse Ranch Simulators!"

- PC Gamer

A timed exclusive

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>PRE HISTORIC ALPHA FOOTAGE

EXCLUSIVE ON THE SEGA DREAMCAST

>exactly two and a half seconds of hips and during the female MC's intro

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>>388613328
>EA
>Bioware

>>388613328

BUCKLE YOUR ASS UP AS YOU FIGHT GABE NEWELLS DYSON SPHERE...BUT WAIT...

"my NEW favorite Open World experience!" - IGN

>>388617342
>cue to shot of Amy Schumer in a Kirby costume taking to King Dedede played by a black man
>King Dedede: "I was wondering, where does all that air you suck in go?
>pause for comedic affect, music stops briefly
>Amy Schumer lets out a loud queef

>A loud shitty dubstep remix of some random 8-bit song starts playing

>Coming on the Nintendo 64

>"The Pickle Rick of videogames!" - Kotaku

>random comedic cutaway gag of a character saying "Seriously?"

>>388613328
>cut to an ethnic minority awkwardly shoehorned into a time and place or even fictional fantasy world where their presence not only makes no sense, but actually contradicts logic accepted lore.

ONE BRAVE HERO STANDING AGAINST AN UNJUST SYSTEM...

(gameplay dramatization)

>PS4 pro enhanced

>can be played up to 4k/60fps on Xbox One X, PS4 Pro and PC*
>*only at certain areas for Xbox One X and PS4 Pro versions

See that mountain over there? Yeah I can see it too!

with Twitch integration

>>388613328
& Knuckles

>>388613328
*freeze frame*
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
I bet you're all wondering how i got here....

>Praising quotes from IGN, Gamespot and Polygon appear