Metroid Prime 4

>>388613608
pretty much this really

>>388613608
>>388612859
>the thick meme let all the chubby chasers out
Thick meme is cancer.

I want a more unsettling atmosphere in there somewhere, not real horror but something similar to Half life's atmosphere

>>388613608
>>388614307
Disgusting degenerates

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>>388614483
>>388614436

>>388613608
Nice Miss Piggy cosplay

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>>388614542
>I want to fuck anything and have no moral standards

>>388612859
>>388613608
Let me guess, she's a midget? that explains all that cottage cheese in her thighs.

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>>388614775
Beggars can't be choosers

>>388612859
Friendly reminder that Momo-Kun makes the majority of topics about herself here.

Remember to support her Patreon for pictures of her in her underwear, though :^)

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>>388612859
OwO?

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>>388614885
>Looking at her old high school pics that were posted of her
>Later see her ZSS cosplays that when she started
>Then see her cosplays from last year
>Now see how lazy and fat she got

Never have I seen or ever been disappointed and disgusted by someone in less than a year. It all started with her lazy Mei cosplay. She was pretty fucking hot in high school. Plus she has all those fags giving her attention.

>she's mexican

I thought they were all brown what the fuck

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no nudes, don't care

Didn't she get fatter after these pics?
>>388612859
>>388613608
>>388614924
I think her Yoko one was her current where she's fat like hell after drowning in Patreon money

>>388615050
you realise women have a layer of fat on the pubic region right?

>>388615119
She's arab

>>388615114
She looks fucking good idk what you're talking about.

>>388615114
Post high school pics

>>388615181
she was also wearing a corset under that suit so it's pushing all her fat away

>>388615254
Back then she did. Now it's just fat hidden behind all that Photoshop. The fact that you are falling for this shit is pretty hilarious. She went downhill, she was legit thic a year back, really good. She is fat now. Lazy Mei cosplay was a mistake.

>>388615360
Just say fat because she is fat

>>388615360
>tfw u'll never get to go down on a thicc cutie

>>388615168
I'll respect her thicc with my dicc

>>388615385
>no fat rolls

she's literally thicc you fucking homo

>>388615430
>he believes a meme
Holy fuck you are a chubby chaser, stop being so blind because of a meme

>le "UUUUUNGH THICC!!!!!!" maymay

They're fat. Call them what the fucking are.

Look, for the last time, and this is comming from a real man that weights 175kg, she is fat. I know fat people when I see them. I'd say she pushes 200 kg

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>>388615293
Fuck anon, it was posted before but can't seem to find it. It was two pics that were posted.

>Has leaked nudes
>Pretended to break up with her boyfriend Maroon Cosplay to egg on her neckbeard fans
>Showed up in the previous thread only to end up throwing a tantrum
>'That cheap spandex suit has gotten me more attention then you'll ever get'
>claimed to be bullied in highschool but was a skinny popular lacrosse goalie who reportedly was the one who did the bullying
>Started streaming in revealing cosplay for views
>Claims to be a skilled cosplayer who can maker her own costumes and props but everything she's made looks terrible
>Immediately goes back to wearing store bought cosplay after wearing her own terrible handiwork once
>plays the body positive card but wears a corset in every cosplay
>will talk to anyone she thinks will get her more followers
>Got her idol Jessica Nigri to follower her but was unfollowed in less than a day (reasons unknown)

you guys can keep saying fat all you want but it doesn't change the fact that I'd smash her meat with my own meat until we become a meat salad

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>>388615661
>>388615254
>Looking good

Yeah with all those filters and makeup anon.

>>388615567
>200 kg
Wtf? I weigh 130kg and I'm a lot bigger than her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc3SaR5BeFs

>>388615567
You mean pounds, surely?

>>388615803
she's still attractive
stay bitter tho virgin

>>388615661
>fat but still manages to have a flat ass
disgusting, really shows that shes just a lazy lardass

It will suck
It will Casualize
It will somehow bring in the Normies

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>>388613608
That is disgusting.

Black man here
Y'all niggas gay as FUCK sometimes
>all these fucking homos calling her fat
She thicc dumbasses, and I'd fuck the shit outta that white girl

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Godamn looks like all the fucking dick sucking faggots are in this thread.She's hot as fuck and you need a bullet through your head if you think she's fat

>>388615803
>GIRLS LOOK BETTER WHEN THEY PUT ON MAKEUP TO CONCEAL THEIR IMPERFECTIONS

No shit.

>>388615881
>Keep spouting the virgin card

Is good to know you are despearate to duck anything anon. I guess is taking one for the team.

>>388615970
she's fat

>>388615970
fatty lover
lmao

>>388615881
... are you just memeing? You have to be right? I get the whole "virgin baiting," thing, but do you actually, unironically think her face looks physically attractive in that picture?

>>388615992
>duck
>autocorrect
Phoneposter confirmed

your opinion doesn't count for shit anymore. Opinion literally discarded

>>388615967
>Black man here

_____WE______

>>388616056
you're a virgin not because you think she's unattractive but because you apparently have never seen a woman without makeup. because you're a virgin.

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>>388612859
i met this chick in college (she dropped out btw)
>she was a fuckn hoe
>friends with everyone
>has a lot of family issues, started getting fit because of it
>everyone got something from her, that being a blowie or further
>she actually used to look good when she worked out but now shes just fat and let herself go
>She embraced the "Thicc" meme to touch the neck beards stubs


of course you nerds will be all over this bitch and her photoshopped pictures but damn shes just a living lump of cottage cheese

she went to unlv but now she just does cosplaying "hoe'n around" fulltime

her ex boyfriend is pretty chill though

>/cgl/ skellingtons projecting again
What is it about this particular girl that sets them off so hard? She's attractive, get over it.

>>388616191
Damn SHE THICC AS FUCK BRUH

>>388616147
... please stop the virgin meme thing, I actually want to know if it is your honest opinion that she looks physically attractive in that photo or not. Just a simple yes/no will suffice.

>>388615983
You seriously need to go out. There are plenty of girls who look great without make up. If they put in on or even bother to it's a huge plus.

>>388616059
Oh sorry posting valid shit nulls everything because phone posting.

Go DUCK yourself :^)

>>388616236
yes

>>388616236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z-a5hy7QO8

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the things I'd do

>>388616161
I hope she's happy making money off of this, it's probably a pretty comfy lifestyle. I'd have dropped out too if I could get away this kinda stuff.

>>388615970
She is fat anon, she is just using the power of Photoshop and filters to give the illusion. Keep falling for it faggot.

>>388616307
Well... alright then. Your standards are much lower than mine but I applaud your openness anon.

>>388615970
read
>>388616161

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>>388616357

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nice ass but she would be hotter if she lost a little bit of weight, maybe 10 kg

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COTTAGE CHEESE THIGHS

RIPPLE EVERY STEP

UNDULATING FAT

AFTER EVERY REP

There are actually people who think being fat is inherently unattractive? That's stupid.

>>388616191
>opens legs
>fat spills everywhere

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>shitting on based momokun

She is the definition of thicc. I know you all like skeleton girls like jessica nigiri and sucking tranny dicks.
But damn son, to get this buttmad over a girl with a little extra meat cosplaying? You're one sad human being.

>>388615567
jesus christ anon start taking care of yourself
you're a grown fucking man aren't you?

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>this entire thread

>>388613608
I want to semen this lady inside and out

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>MaLard could be in this very thread

She could be eating and posting. She is doing a good job making herself look good with those photoshop skills she paid others to do.

>>388613608
This counts as chubby, fat is overcalling it as most of you would fuck this outright and saying it's too fat is contrarian as a majority of posters here have yet to even come close enough to smell pussy much less touch it.

That being said she could afford to lose around 20lbs and her body would be absolutely perfect. Most of the weight issue falls in her upper arms and waist which some simple regular cardio can fix. Still would fuck.

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>>388616161
Makes sense considering she only makes friends with people to use them.

She has fucked over a few prop makers I know.

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She's not fooling anyone with that elastic band.

>>388616712
Every poster in this thread going "daaaaamn momo-kun looks like THAT!? Wow, only virgins wouldn't find this THICCNESS attractive!" is her posting on multiple proxies.

>>388612859
It's hilarious that people think she's fat. She's obviously gained a bit of weight more recently, but in her prime she was Chun-Li mode.

>>388616534
>undulating fat
>after every rep
Wouldn't this imply they are working out?
I would much rather see a fat person working out then just being a fat person. At least let's you know they have some motivation to change their body for the better healthier choice to not die of heart disease at 50.

>>388616826
>ifunny
>saving photos of someone far better looking than you to mock them on an anonymous imageboard

shouldn't you be getting ready for school?

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>people caring about what she's like as a person
She makes softcore pornography and posts it on the internet. Just look at the pretty pictures and jack off if it makes you hard. If it doesn't, just fucking ignore it and let everyone else get their rocks off. Jesus.

>>388616984
The joke was that walking is considered exercise for the fatty. Every rep, or every step, rather, causes the fat to bounce all over the place.

fart

>>388617062
Ooooohh aaahahahha! What a disgusting bitch. Anyone who thinks Momo is attractive needs to be shot to clear up the gene pool. Virgins really WILL take anything they think they can get, huh?

>>388617272
That was what? Two years ago?

If everyone tried to shut down preferences others have, then nobody would get anything

>>388617387
Fun fact: it isnt the same girl

>>388617123
>>388617179
>>388617272
Gotta pay the rent and feed the cat somehow
>>388617387
Of course, you think she can do 10 push ups now?

>>388615181
The ones that are fat fucking pigs do, yes.

>>388617423
People have their preferences and I get it. But then there is this waste of flesh that has been a huge hypocrite that fucks over people. But these desperate fedora fags thinking they have a shot white knight her laziness in both cosplay and shitty health. Especially someone who treats her fans like shit and those she comissions.

>>388616881
>The more muscular I got, the more I preferred women with meat on their bones.
>I preferred women with meat on their bones
>women with meat on their bones
>with meat
>meat

>>388615360
Thick

T H I C K

>>388617443
She might pay someone to do it for her. Just like how she paid to get followers on twitter and instagran.

>>388617749
/thread pretty much

>>388616880
I doubt she would be smart enough to pull something like that off even though it's simple. She could very well have some legit desperate fags posting and white knighting like hell for her, which is sad.

>>388618234
>ywn be hired by momo-kun to whiteknight for her on /v/ threads and only get paid in pictures of her thighs
Feels pretty great honestly, that would be a terrible way to live

>>388615360
DAMN she OBESE

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>>388617789
It's a common phrase, but if you're focused more on that word and trying to turn it around on me, that says more about you, Anon.

>>388618694
>acting high and mighty on /v/
>acting like a philosopher on /v/
Pathetic.

>>388618829
If greentexting is your only way to debate, we are done here.

biggest fear is if they cater and give in to modern gaming *journalism* and start focusing on the fact that she's female as her only redeeming quality. keep the scifi ,keep the badass warrior, leave out faggy feminist propaganda.

>>388618234

She doesn't need to. Thiccfags swarm to thickness.

She does need to stop gaining weight though. Losing your figure is a quick way to see your "fans" vanish.

>>388613608
This girl has the strangest looking body. Is she a fucking midget or something

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>>388612859
>Hope
Prime 1 levels of mystery, direction and style

>fears
The new dev team won't hold up

>worries
Switch software fucks it up

>>388619014
>he's acting like he wants to debate now
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Latex

>>388612859
>people actually white knighting the fatty
your memes have gone too far, thiccfags.

>>388618694
that is pretty pathetic, I have too agree with >>388618829

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I wonder if the new team will give as much attention to small details as Retro did. I mean, it took me a damn long time to realise that the generic space pirate enemies were basically just this slug like creature strapped in a robotic suit.
It's kind of fucked up when you think about it, because there are flying drones that have these things stuck in them and I think there are some data logs that states there's a kind of hierarchy within the space pirates ranks, where these slugs are basically used like slaves and even as food.

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>>388613608
>obesity is so normal in the US that men started to find fat girls attractive, just like how them always wearing shoes inside made a lot of US men foot fetishists

disgusting

>>388621206
>just like how them always wearing shoes inside made a lot of US men foot fetishists
Explain Japan then.

>>388617152
Stop projecting

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I want some actual bounties as side missions that can reward me with energy tanks or missile expansions

>>388621308
In Japan you don't wear shoes inside

>>388621624
Exactly my point.

>>388619179
i like how in the midst of this bait thread
and all this FAT VS THICC mayhem
and all the insults and image dumps

this guy is trying to talk about Metroid]
godspeed anon

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>>388621206
>started to
t. low test fag

>what do you men are attracted to different kinds of bodies!?
There are some salty women and overly obsessed faggots in this thread, it seems.

>>388619179
>Switch software fucks it up
I swear to god, if the game doesn't run at 60fps, all hell is going to break loose.

>>388613608
i want to destroy here aswell just to see if she disappears from the universe forever so i dont have to see this mammoth in thights ever again

>>38862169
better low test than low taste

>>388621206
>visibility of fat makes people into fat fetishists
>concealment of feet makes people into feet fetishists

Pick one

>>388621642
So they are used to seeing feet and thus doesn't have a fetish about them.

>>388621602
You just know this will be some tacked on 'go kill 3 alien bears' and you'll be lucky to get one or two 'unique' enemies

>>388614775
>fat people are somehow evil

But anon, your mom's so nice whenever I visit.

>>388621206
Your logic it's incorrect.

>>388621829
But, the Japs obsess over cute little feet. Japanese women even intentionally fuck up their feet in order to keep them small and pretty.

>>388612859
This chick fine as I don't know what. All y'all 'she fat' niggas, stay that way, I'll take this one for the team. Gladly.

>>388621894
That's the Chinese. And communists banned the practice in the 60s

>>388615385
>flat stomach

We get it, you like twinks, but disliking wide hips is non-figuratively homosexual.

>>388621972
>that ham
>flat
Get new glasses nerd, that's fat

>>388621789
Both extremes work

>>388615385
low testlets need to leave

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>>388612859
I want to perform the mating press on this fat piggy

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>>388615430

>>388622295
Who got ketchup?

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I just wanted to talk about Metroid and video games...

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>>388622382
>you will never lick table sauces off her tits and tummy

>>388622414
''Never create a thread with an image more interesting than the topic.

>>388622414
Learn to choose better OP images faggot

>>388621968
Still existed ya dumb gook.
>But we don't have it now!
That's a fat lie. I've seen Japan dudes drool at bars for girl when they take their shoes off to dance. Before that spineless like normal.

>>388613608
Jesus Christ muh dick.

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>>388622382
>ketchup

Call me when you have some Sweet Baby Ray's.

>>388622564
Still exist because the girls didn't get shot you dumbass. And don't pretend you're better with your high heel obsession that hurts girls feet too.

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>>388622295

Fucking hell

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embrace it anon

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>it's a momokun episode

loved that episode where she got liposuction three times and gained it all back again lol

>>388615360
This is just fat you fucking retard.

>>388622764
>Hairy ass
Gross.

>>388615406
coming from experience here, goping down on fat chicks isnt all that enjoyable. More fat = more surface area for bacteria buildup = more smellz.

>>388612859
I expect no less than a complete disappointment and a sea of Nintears

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>>388622931
>more smellz

>>388622681
>fat shit
>shark teeth
>dumb grin
I bet you're German too you plebian shitter

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>>388622295
>that face
>that cellulite
>those expressions

>>388613608
that's too much fat, I like t h i c c girls better

>>388623013
Don't forget the hair

>>388622382
Wish I knew, anon.

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>>388615720
>Dat pic
Every time

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>>388623013
>not liking shark teeth

I'm sorry anon but you deserve all the bad things that happen to you.

>>388623013
thou dost protest too much, brother

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I've liked thick girls my entire life. Maybe even a little on the chubby side sometimes.

This broad is chubby, not thick. Also fuck you bandwagon faggots on the 'thicc' meme.
>Literally liked it before it was cool

>>388619179
>Switch software fucks it up
if the GC's retarded mini-DVDs didn't fuck Prime up why the fuck would the Switch fuck anything up?

>>388623624
Had a somewhat chubby friend when I was like 8 and she let me see her cunny a couple of times. Ever since I've had a strong preference for a specific body type. Not really fat, but rather curvy and chubby.

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This is real and perfect thickness, not your fat bullshit

>>388616563
That's not meat, that's just extra fat. Don't fucking lie to yourself, because she's not fooling anyone.

what is the next step after this
how do you derail a thread before the opening post?

>>388617123
I'm not giving her money if she's flipping me off. She better work hard for my money.

>>388623775
Have some more

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>>388623823
On /co/ I've seen people talking about derailing threads that haven't even happened yet.

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>>388623903
Forgot image

>>388616056
Weird how different people find different things attractive, huh?

>>388623775
I'll gladly go speeding if she's going to be pulling me over.

>>388615360
This isn't THICC, she is just disgustingly fat.

>>388624025
That is not the point. You taste is just garbage and you have to realize that. scatfags also think they have have good taste because lol just a fetish but in reality its extreme bad taste

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>>388624074
You've done it all wrong, anon. You're supposed to say something like you'd resist arrest.

>>388623907
I've seen threads that have derailed threads a month in advance just because someone said something that suddenly took off much later.

I mean there was that slowpoke code geass post that derailed several /a/ threads the day it was posted and that was called a year in advance.

>>388612859
>momokun
Reminder that she refused to smile for a photo because the guy in question wasn't funding her Patreon

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I hate you people so goddamn much.

>>388624197
>he's gay
Go away

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>>388624258
No. I like the pussy. Just not attracted to blubber is all.

>>388623823
invent a program that extracts IPs from posts and finds them on google maps
then go to the location and murder everyone in the building it points at
unfortunately itll only work on future threads not on current ones

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>>388624197
If your goal was to make me cry, then congratulations.

>>388624334
Whatever you say fagboy

Only here to tell you losers that thick doesn't pertain to a specific weight. It just means large breasts, wide hips and big thighs. You can be fat and thick, you can be skinny and thick. Momokun is thick.

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>3D

>>388624151
Yoooo, that has to be Mal in the pic.is that Malloy in the pic.

>>388615510
jealous homo

>>388624570
Look at that fat tummy

>>388624464
Doesn't change the fact that Momokun is fat. She's unattractive and also a gold-digger

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>>388624570
>That defined mons Venus
Goddamn it makes me hard.

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>>388624691
Oh i'm looking

>>388624464
That's not thick, it's proven fat you stupud meme spouting nigger. Her bodyfat is at at least 40% which classifies her as fat. You dumb cunt.

>>388624789
Read my post again carefully.

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>>388624756
So you admit that it's fat

>>388624882
Sure. Still makes me rock fucking hard

>>388624920
>first says no she isnt fat she is thick
>now says she is fat but i like it
You fucking idiot. This was never the point as you realized by now. It was about she being fat which you admitted now. Fuck off now.

>>388624882
There are skinny people with more stomach fat the she appears to have in that photo. If anything, she looks like a post-fatty with loose skin.

>tfw thicc is used mostly by fat girls to pretend they are pretty
nothing is sacred anymore

>>388624882
No she's not fat you obsessed bitch

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People fight over thicc and sticc too often when they should be wanting to see thiccs fight sticcs literally.

>>388624464
wrong in every sense. this in not thin and not fat. its is not dfc it is not bbw. it is normal healthy weight that everyone deems as too fat to be ad revenue healthy.

>>388612859
My only hope is all the hentai that will come from the series being alive again.

>>388625085
>That outfit
>That pose
Fucking hell. I love edgy Alice cosplay. Reminds me of a girl from highschool.

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>>388625049
Nigga settle down that was my first post in this thread so far.
Fat or thick, call it whatever, she has chubb and I of course love it.

>>388625085

;) I know who this is.

>>388624920
>>gold-digger
>don't care
Hope you like the idea of paying $75 for a handjob then

>>388625228
Then don't use thick you goddamn idiot. Say shes fat or at least fucking chubby.

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>>388625229
I know who everyone is. It's kind of my thing.

>>388624695

that doesn't mean shit if I'm just fapping. Most camwhores are mostly idiots or moneygrubbers, 2D has zero emotions, and "sexy" cosplayers are historically giant attention seekers and not very pleasant.

>>388625313
Why are tall girls so good, bros?
They are above all this cosplay/drama shit and they are usually super chill.

So how about that Metroid, huh?

>>388625431
>Tall
But, she's like 6'0?

>>388615121

>no nudes

oh she has them. google search away in fact. they aren't worth it though. she has shit implants and her ass and thighs are in most of her non nude shit anyway.

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>>388625462
The fuck is a Metroid?

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>>388625462
It's over, anon.

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>>388625085

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>>388625485
She's 6'3" barefoot. That's tall.

>>388616563

you can't thicc with an ass that flat. bitch needs to stop eating pies and cock and get back on the treadmill.

>>388625485
Any girl at 5'8+ is tall.
All the girls from my uni are like 5'1 without heels.

>>388612859
>nigger_bait.jpg

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>>388625269
>discussing semantics on the internet

>>388617026

i don't care what she does as a person.

i care when she rests on her few laurels and neglects keeping her bod in check.

>>388622681

i would if it was real

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>>388625802
I reserve the use of my powers for my own autism.

>>388612859
>Hopes
It actually plays feels and operates like a Metroid game. That there's plenty of secrets, that they don't force any faggoty story shit that I wont care about after the first playthrough, that there's cool power ups and not ONLY the same ones we've seen recycled for like 20+ years.

>fears and worries
They'll only allow the fucking motion control gimmick. More than a fear or worry, its more like a "I know how changed Modern Nintendo is and that they'll do this because they think motion controls are still relevant and think people outside their bubble of a few million former remaining Wii owners care".

If they allow for a more traditional controller scheme for those of us that hate motion controls like me, or just don't care, then I don't care. Let the waggle babies have their rooty tooty point and shooty.

>>388612859

>fat
>still needs fake tits to have a full figure

DROPPED

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>>388622764
Girls ACTUALLY have hair on their bodies?! No way!

What secret ending do you think they are gonna show for 100%?
More Zero Suit? Casual Bikini Samus?
A new outfit?

>>388626147

>worried it will be motion only

you'll be fine. If Nintendo was still in the EVERYTHING MUST BE MOTION CONTROLLED era of thinking ARMS and Splatoon 2 would be motion only. Will it be an option? Probably. Will there be a traditional controller scene for 90% who don't care? Yes.

>>388626306
Zero Suit Samus turning around to face the camera and either winking, or preferably giving a thumbs up.
Or, they could do something interesting for once.

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>>388626295
>>388622295
>>388621693
>>388617872
>>388615360
>>388614924
>>388613608
>>388612859
You were never welcome here tumblr, the hate isn't ironic. Take your nigger blubber worshippers you garnered and leave.

>>388615803

>looking at her face

I'd rather watch her boobs jiggle as she's draining my balls.

>>388626147
The Wiimote Prime controls were way better than regular controller ones.

>>388612859
This was her body at good. Now shes getting into obesse teritory. American gf, never.

>>388615430
her waist is nearly the same width as her hips. almost a straight line, like a man. that's when "thicc" ends and fat begins. "thicc" still has slim waist so the hips and ass are emphasized even more.

>>388626674
You might want to get your eyes checked, friend. Aint a single straight line in that pic

>>388626568
I hope you're kidding. The MP3 controls are some of the worst most degrading things I've ever used. Not only is it slow, even on max sensitivity, it turns like a tank because you have to touch the side of the screen to turn. I'm not gonna say they couldn't have improved the concept by now with the Switch motion control, but prime 3's controls...you're literally defending garbage because you never experienced anything better up to that point.

That's literally the only way I can think someone would defend it. It's either that or you're being willfully ignorant to how bad they were because you wanted to "play something a new way." If you've ever played a FPS on a PC, the Wiimote controls for prime 3 make you wanna puke from disgust at how bad they are.

>>388626428

>watch her boobs jiggle
>he doesn't know

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>>388612859
I don't give a shit, I'd slap those titties and pound that ass.

This girl can be classified as BBW, but her proportions are fucking perfect goddamn.

>>388626946
>Asylum Demon

>>388626946
she could snap her neck if she wanted

>>388626861

her tits are shit tier bolts ons and she has gotten borderline obese since then.

>it's a "/v/ pretends they would not fuck momo if they had the chance" episode

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Why is this thread still up? No is even talking about Metroid.

>>388626946
Luna Lovegood?

>>388627137
well they look pretty good in a bra.

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>>388626946
Holy hell

>>388627226

>fakes look good when they are hidden

WOW I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT!

>>388626946
>>388627402
>there's more than one video
Well, shit.

>>388627576
What in God's name... Kind of want more.

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>>388626946
This is straight up fetish shit

>>388626806
>Not only is it slow, even on max sensitivity, it turns like a tank because you have to touch the side of the screen to turn.
Did you not turn on the advance controls or what?

>>388627226

yeah i miss being 15 too anon.

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>>388616357
>Imagine her riding your face after cosplaying all day

>>388627919
Why do americans have carpet for flooring? Why can't they use real floors?

>>388625743
What the fuck, do you live in Asia?

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>>388622764
now we're talking

>>388627974
Obsession.

>>388627974
Carpet is very comfortable on your feet anon, except in bathrooms it has no place there.

>>388627974
That isn't flooring.

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>>388619335

>>388628004
Illinois

>>388628283
>fat made all of her features worse

Goddamn, she lost her curves, got a double chin, and somehow her tits look worse.

>>388628302
Despite the makeup her facial structure is insanely good.

>>388628302
There we go
Now this is my kind of thing

>>388628306
Obese

>>388628004
>>388628421
Can confirm, am also in Illinois and at 5'10 I'm taller than every female I see around here.

>>388628283
CALORIE THIEVIN'

>>388628663
COSPLAYIN'

>>388628283

This is backpage ad tier bait and switching. Then again even the fat bitches don't lie about being fat because they know those demographics exist.

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Someone post a megafile already

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>>388615661
>no ass
Why the fuck do guys like this fat fuck?

>>388628739

COCK SUCKIN'

>>388628920
Now I want to eat ham

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>>388628920

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>not wanting her to pin you down with her thick sweaty thighs and have her way with you
Get out of this metroid thead

>>388616881
You're not fooling me, anon. /fit/ has taught me that the only kinda meat you begin to appreciate once you lift is cock.

>>388613608
>I fucking love fat girls
Finally someone willing to say it

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>>388625554
Don't worry, they'll let an America dev handle it and Samus will be made a body positive badass like she's supposed to be instead of some blond titty bimbo.

I feel fortunate that I like all girls. Black, white, asian, fat, skinny, big breast, dfc etc.. I even find plain girls cute enough. Isn't it restricting to have such strict set of "rules" for girls?

>>388629758
Morph Boulder would be fun to use.

>>388627402
>>388626946
who's the blond chick?

>>388616736
She is fat.She is overweight.It is not optimal.She should lose weight.She's like a 5.5/10.I'd maybe fuck her, but not because she's great to look at, or because she dressed up like my favorite vidya waifu once.
>>388627974
Roll around on a hard floor, and you tell me who's the asshole

>>388629758
The Prime series was already by an American team.

>>388629850

isnt it restricting to only be attracted to girls?

>>388630345
They're about 3.5 billion. It'll take a while to tire from them.

I do like shemales and ladyboys as well though.

>>388629850
How do you feel about white nationalist women?

>>388630639
Fine. But I've seen the ones who post on stormfront and it seems they're literal ogres, and even I can't love deformed acne ridden faces and bodies.

>>388613608
Gross

>>388614924
Voldemort is that you?

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>>388619335
This is true THICC

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>/v/ is mostly filled with children so a lot of them can't appreciate a thick girl with some meat on her
What a surprise. Maybe when you kids grow up you'll have better taste in women. Sad!

>>388613608

she's morbidly obese now, retards enabling her lifestyle let her eat her way into ballooning up

>>388616563

t. mariah mallad

fuck off fatty

Can't wait for the female version of "PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE"

>>388628920
>Those fucking roasties
Didn't think I even had that much in my stomach to vomit out.

>>388612859
>Hopes
That she will sit on my face
>Fears
That she wont sit on my face
>Worries
That i will die under her ass

this is disgusting fat: >>388627402

this isn't she maybe a little chubby but shes still looks good >>388624570

>>388628657
Maybe I should move to Illinois

>>388633625
Don't do it, anon. It's a trap.

>>388633758
Thanks for the warning, anon. I'll be more careful.

>>388631340
>meat
>meat
>meat

anon...

>>388628004
not that guy but i live in chicago and im taller than 99% of the people at my college because 99% of them are imported from asia and mexico

>>388634167
Fuck you.

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>>388633775

want any of this ?

>>388616159
mirin those gains

>>388634276
why

>>388622764
And I'd still inhale her ass stench.

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is she fat or thicc ?

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>momokun claims to be a proud muslim
>dresses like a thot to whore her body for money online

Why isn't she stoned to death yet?

>>388612859
>Hopes?
That it will be good.
>Fears?
Day 1 unlockable content behind several paywalls.
>Worries?
That Sakamoto will find a way to get around Tanabe and shoehorn more of his waifu nonsense into the game just like he'll almost certainly do with SR.

>>388612859
they're going to Other M it and it's going to kill the Metroid franchise forever

>>388622295
Fucking Pinoccio

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>>388635271

>>388622931
It's only smellz.

>>388615360
Thicc or fat, it's disgusting.

>>388635271
she knows what shes doing

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is this accurate?
also, im making a Star Fox one so give me some things to know

>>388614436
Not all of us are into getting cucked and fucking little boys.

>>388612859
It is my hope, my fear, and my worry they they include a full esports multiplayer using Hunters as a basis.

>>388588289
this halo thread's better than this halo clone one
wtf??

>>388639067
As if id give a fuck, imagine that ass bouncing up and down on your cock, her thickness just making you go deeper and deeper until you came inside her.

Bruh.

>>388638430
GOOMBA GOT BACK

>>388639230
Just posting this to show people she's actually fat with a bumpy ass and thighs.

I'd still hit it, of course, but I've had sex with a lot worse.

>>388639230
fuck off tyrone

>>388638510
>waist that small
>ass that big

This has to be photo shopped, right?

>>388639067
Man, being fat and having a shit ass is truly a crime.

what the fuck happened to metroid
when did it become just zero suit samus