>My gf >plays some videogames (casual level, all single-player

Run

You dump first.

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>>388607445
>Bishie story.
Did I just go back in time 20 years?

Christ

>anon getting C U C K E D by a fictional character
HAHAHA OH WOW

>>388607445
I laugh, but it's no different than watching sexploitation movies from the '70s about sexy nazi mistresses running female concentration camps.
Evil activates almonds.

>>388607445
>thinks a fictional character is devoted to her
Bitch is crazy. Flee.

>>388607631
Well he's much more attractive than any anon could hope to be

>>388607445
Cosplay as Sephiroth and fuck her

>>388607787
She doesn't actually think the character is devoted to her like some guys do with their pillow waifus, but she has these moments of daydreaming where I guess she's immersing herself in her fantasies with I guess him and whatever other characters she has a crush on. She's just sitting there staring at something that she sees with her mind's eye. When she comes back to reality she functions as a normal person but she says she needs those moments to function normally.

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>>388607445
better start praying to Sephiroth

>>388607787
You think the same with female characters.

>>388608085
>>388607445
Sounds like she has been enlightened

>>388607445
Why write all that shit? Everyone knows you made it up.

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>>388607445
Your girlfriend is legit autistic as fuck.
Still, this thread gives me an excuse to finally post this that I saved 4+ years ago.

>>388608085
It's perfectly normal behavior, besides she has good taste
Did she see AC or play CC, KH or Dissidia yet?

>>388608227
It's fake, but it's still hilarious

>>388608083
This wtf is it even a question?

>>388608346
She's a landwhale and he has a microdick.

>>388607445
I think as long as a man is devoted to me and is attractive to me, the rest doesn't matter much

This is pretty much how all women think, most aren't so unashamedly open about it though.

>>388608261
She likes to draw. Should I encourage her to draw her fantasies out?

>>388608436
>>388608346
>implying the story is even real

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>>388607445

>>388608458
Sure

Why is it always sephiroth, anyway? What is it about him?

>>388608850
What is it about serial killers? Women like primal, beastial killers that look like androgynous, overgrown little boys.

>>388607445
Completely serious answer? Maybe. That's pretty much how my gf acted before dumping me, constantly talking to me about her celebrity or fictional male crushes. It certainly doesn't say anything good.

>>388609204
>when your gf is less of a normalfag than you

>>388608436
>he has a microdick
Can't be much worse than Sephiroth. I mean he's clearly compensating for something with that sword.

>>388609868
I wonder what that says about Cloud..

>>388609204
My gf told me all about her fictional bad boy and yaoi self-insert fantasies early in the relationship, said if I didn't accept them she didn't want anything to do with me. I was and still am 100% okay with it and told her so. Today she is the best wife I could ever ask for.

>>388607496
fpbp

Did I fucking step back in time?

>>388609021

OI where's XV?

>>388607445
>admits it's only okay because he's fictional
>OP still spergs

You're an autist and a cuck

>>388607445
>fangirl noises
is this real?

>>388608453
You realize she's talking about a fantasy not a real person right? I'm sure you eating your waifus shit and piss makes you just a typical man as usual obsessed with gore and porn

>>388608595
If that isnt anime and jrpg logic the picture then i dont know what is.
"Yeah you crazy massmurderer but you love me and you apologised!" goddamn this is soo stupid it happens in star ocean and several tales games too lol

>>388609993
>yaoi self-insert fantasies

Your wife is fucking nuts.

>>388610679
The highest tier.

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>>388607445
I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend. Wanna watch?

>>388609021
agreed

>>388607445
I swear to this day Sephiroth still gets more chicks than Cloud
Is it the long hair, the bare chest, or the ridiculously long sword?

>>388608453
Most women recognize that serial killers in real life are bad for them, but in fantasies she can and does manipulate anything as she prefers. That's why

>>388607445
>remind her he's a genocidal killer

Doesn't work with people who are purely a product of fantasy and don't exist in real life. You know X is bad for you in real life, but you also know X is not so bad in fantasy because it is you who controls it and therefore it cannot act independently like a real creature could. If you want it to stop, it automatically stops. If you don't like the direction things are going, you end it and it's stopped. There's no real danger, it doesn't have a mind of its own. Even if he's a genocidal killer in the game he's never going to kill or hurt her in any way because he doesn't exist.

This is why OP's comment was offensive, retarded, and also why his gf is doing good to dump him for good.

>>388609975
Needledick.

>>388610679
It's so bad it's not even on the list.

Sephiroth never did anything for me and I was surprised he was the one people go full autist fangirl over. I wasn't even that into Cloud either. Young Vincent is kind of hot though.

>>388610912
>tfw she kisses, hugs me and tells me "I love you" all the time completely spontaneously
>tfw she doesn't nag me at all about my gaming habits
>tfw she doesn't mind doing laundry and cooking for me too
>tfw she leaves me my space for my man things because I leave her her space for her woman things
>tfw she wants to my have two children with me
>tfw I am loved

I wish one day you will know that feeling as well, brother.

>>388608036
speak for yourself, if I was more in shape id be a 9/10 at least
could honestly be a model, too bad I'm still a neet so my looks dont help much

>>388609021
>FF8
>Good
>FFIX that high

agree with the rest

>>388611502
>procreating
>in 2017
Thanks for fucking up the world even harder, asshole.

>>388610910
Love is a powerful motivator that normal people with empathy tend to understand. Autistic permavirgins who are doomed to be forever alone because no one will ever want them, not so much.

>>388611728
Not my fault if Africa is exploding with more niggers the world can handle. White people are under the replacement line even with my contribution. You should blame those who don't help curb the nigger population.

>>388607496
Fpbp

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If your GF doesn't fear you in the relationship and will never utter another mans name in your face you already fucked up.

>>388612146
>t. Allah Ackbar

Don't you have some infidels to kill, mohammed

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>Playing FFVII
>Say that Cloud is cute
>bf takes away my gaming privileges for a week

>>388607631
>not knowing how hype sephiroth was back in the day
I didn't even like FF at the time and I thought Sephiroth was one of the coolest fictional characters. I was underwhelmed when I actually played the game many years later kingdom hearts also made him and some other major ff characters a lot cooler than they really were

>>388608595
What anime, which episode?

>>388607445
"Pic related" isn't Sephiroth's introductory scene, you fake gamer.

>>388612341
>gaming privileges

Wanna know how I know you're a fag roleplaying as a chick?

A real girl would dump her boyfriend if he pulled some shit like that with her.

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>Play Nier Automata with my gf
>She has a crush on both 9S and 2B

>>388612528
I'm a man, anon.

>>388612535
>>388612341
samefag phoneposter

>>388612601
Yeah, you're a fag. That's what I said.

>>388612665
I'm not role playing as a girl though. My bf took away my gaming privileges for saying Cloud was cute.

>>388609021
I'd move KH and tactics to "good". And FF6 to the first rank (but just because of personal preference). Otherwise pretty good

>>388612758
You shouldn't date mohammeds. Between his religion and you he's going to choose his religion, and his religion says people like you deserve execution.

>>388612758
Tell him Allan is a faggot, and his snackbar is shit

>>388612353
>Obsessed Momma's Boy
>Cool

>>388613347
>ignoring my spoiler

>>388613018
Is that meant to be a Ray Donovan?

>>388612886
He's white.

>>388612243
Shut up you cuck.

Your GF has probably cheated on you because she thinks you're a pushover

>>388611502
yaoi fangirls are fucking cancer I wouldn't touch one with a 10 foot pole

>>388609993
Someday will talk you about cuckold

>>388612535
Nines is my husbando tell your whore gf to back the fuck up

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>>388613495
>arabs
>not white

White arabs are caucasians just like jews, so they're white. You're thinking of the nigger-mixed ones. Can't blame you because they're the majority.

>>388613598
>tfw I took her virginity
>tfw she has agreed to anal too
Feels good man.

>>388613897
Sand-niggers are niggers
And (you) are a faggot

>>388614490
>t. assblasted virgin

kek
Get laid, kid.

>>388614867
Already do your mom and gf, I dunno, I guess I could do your sister too if you want.

>>388614990
>butthurt 14yo on 4chan response

This is why you'll always be an incel.

>>388609021
Move the Deeply flaweds into Excellent and we can talk

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>>388607445
make her read berserk
there's a character she should meet

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>>388614990

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>>388611146
>t. fujoshi

>>388615227
>trying this hard to damage control
You can stop now Mohammed, no one cares that you are a nigger

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>>388611146
>Most women recognize that serial killers in real life are bad for them

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>>388615716
This is a fan favorite too yet women don't bitch about men masturbating to this Nazi fetish, evil, genocide-committing woman like insecure, virgin, inferior men bitch about women masturbating to their fantasy bad boys.

Then said autists get mad that women keep rejecting their oppressive, hypocrite ass. Wtf?

>>388609021
t. Somebody who has not played XI

>>388607496
Fpbp

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>>388616174
t. neurotic human garbage

>>388616174
Spoken with the delusion and lack of self-awareness that only a fujoshit could muster.

>>388616551
>delusion and lack of self-awareness

Sounds like the average male 4channer

>>388607445
>doesn't call herself a gamer
Just like any sane person would.

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>>388616174
>women don't bitch about men masturbating to fictional characters

>>388616848
Normal women not sjws.

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>>388617013

>>388617125
I'm sorry you haven't met a good woman, anon.

Maybe someday you will.

Is there truly anything more wretched in this existence than the fujoshi?