Mewtwo has a brain in her tail.

>>388605740
>her

I have a brain in my dick and it tells me to fuck your mom

Is there a cutaway without Machoke's underwear on? This is important.

>published fanfiction

>>388605740
And I have a brain in my penis, what's your point?

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>>388605740
>brain in tail
>Metwo
>Mew
>Two

>>388605740
>her
Also what is this from

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Mummy always did like you best.

>>388605779
Not like saying "his" is any better.

>>388605740
So what would happen if I were to squeeze its tail?

>>388607862
You say it or they.

>>388608246
it would be quite painful

>>388605853
This

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1315321681/pokenatomy-an-unofficial-guide-to-the-science-of-p

>>388605740
Doesn't Mewtwo's psychic power come from its extra neck?

>>388608614
Yes, it's also why its tail disappears and its second neck evolves into a longer, bigger head when it becomes Mega Y.

>>388608305
Fuck off, undertale.

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>>388605740
>her

>>388605740
Im kinda of sad that this is a very normie picture of mewtwos insides

If someone like chrischan made this picture, he would know that the antennas were moving around whenever mewtwo flew in the air, meaning that it could not possible be bone

>>388608902
Ambiguous pronoun usage is older than dirt you fucking retard.

>>388608973
>antennas
Fuck me, I thought they were ears.

>>388609008
In english "he" and "his" are ambiguous pronoun usage.

>>388608939
>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1315321681/pokenatomy-an-unofficial-guide-to-the-science-of-p
>>388607862
>>388605946
>>388605779
Wasnt the Mewtwo in the Best Wishes anime female?

>>388609091
That was a fad that came in and out of usage in a relatively short span. Just because you were born when it was at the tail end of its popularity means exactly jack and shit. Languages shift all the fucking time.

>>388605740
>her
*it

I want /vp/ furries to leave

>>388605740
Does that mean when she uses Tail Whip it is actuall Headbutt?

@388609182
when are you going to give it a rest, penis?
or should i say surgically removed penis?

>>388609410
No, because Tail Whip doesnt hit anything

Mewtwo is genderless regardless VA.
If VA dictated the characters gender then i guess Goku and Naruto are female.

>>388609517
Except old anime Mewtwo actually sounds like a man, and new anime Mewtwo actually sounds like a woman

>>388609172
Reporting this to nintendo.

>>388609587
Nigga. Read the whole post.

>>388609625
I did. The difference is that Your examples are actively portrayed as a certain gender, where pokemon are ambiguous in most cases. That leaves voice to determine gender. And unlike the games, the anime actually gives legendaries gender

>>388605740
do any of these diagrams show where pokemon genitalia are


also
>her

>>388605740
>Her

Stop that

>>388609172
>unofficial
Into the trash it goes

>>388607862
Yes it is, because it implies he has a penis that he can fuck me with. Idiot.

>>388605740
Reminder, this is a fan-fiction those idiots think they can monetise on.
Report this blatant copyright infringement.

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>>388605740
>Mewtwo was created in strict defiance of the laws governing weaponized Pokemon laid down after Magnemite's Invention
>Magnemite
>Weaponized Pokemon

What

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Reminder Mewtwo is part human

>>388610545
only in Adventures

>>388610442
The book is fanfic, probably something in that book about Magnemite being artificial too.

>>388610630
In all forms

How else could he be so introspective and so naturally evil.

>>388609172
>unofficial
>kickstarter

>>388610820
nice edgy high schooler philosophy you've got to support your baseless claim there

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>>388610920

>>388611018
>A Pokémon created by recombining Mew's genes
wow, it's settled then: must be part human!

>>388611079
Anon he is literally Blaine's son. He was one of the scientists.

Not sure how you can be so spergy about this when Mewtwo has always been so characteristically human from day one.

>>388609172
This looks interesting to read through once but not something I want anyone to ever see on my bookshelf

>>388608490
basically a fetish book

>>388611079
Weren't you calling him edgy because he said mewtwo is naturally evil?
>most savage heart among pokemon

>>388611223
Retard, Adventures canon =/= game canon =/= whatever other manga canon =/= anime canon. The only source that suggests Mewtwo is Adventures which has no bearing on the canon of any other source.
>>388611306
No, I was calling this "le humans are inherently evil so anything evil must be human XD" shit edgy high school philosophy. Which it is.

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>>388605740
>brain in tail
>no protective casing other than skin
>he often uses his tail as a fucking blunt weapon
kickstarter was a mistake

>>388608490
That had the potential to be decent, but they executed it poorly. It would've been cool to see the internal rock formation of Koffing (perhaps bubbled porous rock) instead of a shitty skeleton, or the empty carapace of Pinsir. They just added bones and pink muscle to everything, including fucking Geodude.

>>388611363
Since his introduction Metwo has been characteristically human to the point of questioning it's own existence and trying to find it's own place in the world. This is human behaviour.

Shouldn't you be getting ready to go back to school

>>388605740
dumb sinces tails move through the use of muscles

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>>388607862

Mewtwo is the male.

Mew is the female.

>>388611528
>This is human behaviour
Only because we don't know of any comparably intelligent life forms to know if they might behave the same way.

>>388611528
There's nothing remotely like that in the games and all that shows is that he's got human levels of intelligence, not that he's literally party human you fucking idiot. Pokémon as a whole are portrayed as highly intelligent, Mewtwo just happens to be one of the few that communicates using human language. Is Meowth from the anime also part human?

>>388611528
I think anything that develops higher level thinking would eventually begin to question their existence. That behavior doesn't necessarily come humanity.

>>388611528
I'm sure octopuses have thought of similar things. They're very intelligent and mimic other lifeforms on a daily basis. They're clever enough that they must've considered it at some point.

>>388611737
You have a very misunderstood perspective on what a octopus is capable of. It's not your fault though, you are a victim of pop-science

t. future marine biologist

they are quite clever in their own unique way though

>>388611851
Their main limitation is their lifespan.

>>388611363
>>388611528
It's also canon that Pokémon can't actually be evil, because they're like animals. They can't reason, or introspect.

Mewtwo, however can not only reason and think, he can use that knowledge to make the choice to change his ways.

>>388605740
that's fanmade bullshit.

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>>388611903
Prove Mewtwo has any choice.

Prove -you- have any choice.

>>388609719
>That leaves voice to determine gender.
mewtwo does not have genitals
mewtwo is a pokemon and does not conform to human gender roles
the canon of the anime is secondary to the canon of the games
just because you want to fuck mewtwo doesn't mean any of this is less true

>>388611851
It's really fun to observe really smart animals, but you're right, pop-science often seems to push the idea that they are right behind humans on intelligence levels.

They're not. Not even close. People often don't realise just how much more advanced we are than animals. Mainly through anthropomorphising them.

Octopuses are cool though.

>>388611903
>>388612009

Mewtwo could have gone around murdering hundreds of people if it wanted.

Instead it hid in a cave somewhere, hurting nobody. If anything, it made the right choice.

>>388608490
this seems like a quick cashgrab. they basically took some anatomical picture and transformed it to the shape of the respectable pokemon.

>>388605740
>HER

>>388605740
*in his cock

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>>388612106
It was predetermined, not a choice.

You had no choice but to write and post that comment

>>388612009
If I don't have a choice then my response to you will also be part of that non-choice as well as your willingness to accept or decline my response.

Therefore any response or argument is pointless unless we accept the central conceit that at least humans are self determining and have, to some degree, free will.

>>388611903
>"I've never read a pokedex entry in my life"

>>388611903
Except for all the times across various media that's clearly been shown to be wrong. Again, the easy example is Meowth from the anime. The games (minus Mystery Dungeon) are really the only source where Pokémon are categorically just animals with super powers, but in the games Mewtwo also isn't portrayed as introspective or capable of reasoning. Some of its dex entries even say the only thing it thinks about is defeating its enemy.

>>388608902
It's it or they because it's literally a genderless Pokemon, you cunt.

>>388612078
Like I said, their main limitation is that they die a few months after reproducing. They also have to manually learn how to move their body properly, it isn't instinctual. Their mimicry and disguises are learned through observation, it's really cool. I don't think they're near-human intelligence, but I also don't think an animal needs human-level intelligence to be able to think and imagine. Until recently a lot of people believed non-humans didn't have emotions or feel pain, and that obviously isn't true either. If octopuses lived for 40 years instead of just a couple, I think their intelligence would come into play a lot more.

>>388608305
Mewtwo has a brain in they tail?

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Mewtwos' humanity really fucked me up as a kid.

>>388612052
I always assumed it was "female" from a purely genetic standpoint because if you're hacking together DNA to make clone a creature it makes a lot more sense to create a female as it bypasses the need for a Y chromosome. Since they only have the DNA of a single Mew, parthenogenesis is about the only thing that makes sense and unless mew is some kind of plant, the only possible outcome would be female.

>>388613150
pretty sure arceus fucks mew and rng determines what pokemon is born

>considers fan book cannon
look ma im a shitter

>>388605740
>brain matter in tail
>no protective casing
>in an area of the body known for getting damaged quite often in an animal

enjoy that brain damage

>>388613678
Didn't you hear? Mewtwo has two brains man, so it's cool if one's damaged.

>>388612487
Pretty sure you use "its" for that one.

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wew

>>388613678

Pokemon (like humans) only use ten percent of their brains.

>>388614287
I really hope there isn't a Porygon version of this. Considering it's computer graphix it should be hollow.

>>388605740
The producer of pokemon didn't think about all of that you know.

>>388614727
>it should be hollow

Each Porygon is filled with a simulated universe.

>>388608490
this really isn't all that creative, at all.

>Brain in it's tail with no protection
>Hits things with it's tail

So Mewtwo just always has brain damage?

>>388613678
>Recover
It's only bad once the PP gets depleted.

>>388608490
Is this even legal? I thought you weren't allowed to make money from stuff you don't own the rights to.

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>>388608398

>>388612052
>mewtwo is a pokemon and does not conform to human gender roles
Fuck you tumblr, get out of my board

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>>388608490
>highly educational
Sure it is you twat.

>>388608490
I hope everyone mass-reports them

>>388611903
>It's also canon that Pokémon can't actually be evil, because they're like animals. They can't reason, or introspect
>dark type in japanese literally means evil
>alakazam has an iq of 5000

>>388615781
>Gastly can kill a species that doesn't even exist in it's universe through suffocation

You have to take these pokedex entries with a pinch of salt

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>Already, hundreds of teachers all around the world use images from PokéNatomy in their classroom Biology lessons

>>388605812
Damn son

Pokemon 2000 mewtwo is male
The last mewtwo to show up in another movie is femate (although it probably isnt mewTWO. Maybe mewthree or whatever)

>>388608490
How are they not getting sued for this?

>>388616220
>a species that doesn't even exist in it's universe

You mean elephants? They don't exist anymore because Gastly's went around killing them all.

>>388605740
wait a minute what the fuck is this?

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>>388610545
so is giovanni a manlet or is mewtwo a big guy

>>388609517
it's gender unknown you shitlord

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post cool pictures of mewtwo

>>388617371
Mewtwo is 6'7", so both.

>>388616838
They said it's unofficial and japan is chill about that stuff. Pokemon has had an unofficial guide in print for damn near every game since red

>>388618012
>japan is chill about that stuff

have you not been paying attention to nintendo's shenanigans as of late?

>>388617371
That's Blaine, the fire gym leader. Not Giavani

Blaine and Mewtwo have a complex relationship

>>388618012
Nigga you dumb.

We in Europe often get games way late exactly because they're not chill.

>>388610545
>Gerald Robotnik and Shadow.jpg

>>388609506
???

>>388605943
2 mews!
Those monsters!>>388607862
Then why not call it "it" then

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>>388610545

>>388608902
>Saying "it" is undertale
No saying it's trans of gender fluid is undertale.

>>388618897
you in europe get games late because your individual governments have so many different restrictions on media that games have to be reformatted to be acceptable there. That, and you're just not that worthwhile a market for them, you get games late or not at all because it's not worth the effort to make your special version because the only thing that sells in Europe is FIFA.

In terms of copyright infringement, Japan has a huge, sanctioned industry based solely on self publishing content based on established franchises. usually it's smut doujinshi but a fan book about poke anatomy is well withing the realm of shit they aren't going to get huffy about.

>>388611572
Mew is neither, they are simply Mew because they can be all because they're the embodiment of creation, besides the introduction of Arceus.

>>388609172

Autism.

>>388611572
A fetus

>>388605740
Whats up reddit, my dude.

>>388619229
No we get games late in Europe because Sega and Atlus need to get their shit together

>>388619380
Where did he even get a spoon that big? Did he make it? Why would he make a non-pointed, non-spiked, non-edged weapon?

>>388610545
>>388619183
>mewtwo is evil because it was part human
pottery

>>388611572
>>388607862
>>388605779

One of the latest Pokemon movies featured another mewtwo. Another I say, because it has a distinctly feminine voice, unlike the one from the first and third movies. I don't know why there's apparently another mewtwo in existence as I didn't watch the movie but there you go.

>>388619565
No, being part human made him capable of evil, he was evil because he was made as a weapon, mistreated and never taught or shown any kind of empathy

Fucking idiot

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>>388619490
It's an extension of him.

I guess he can make it whatever form he wants, but he really likes his weatabix

>>388619645
Every few seasons the Pokemon anime changes to a different universe that is mostly similar.

It's why Ash doesn't age

>>388619770
Ash doesn't age because he's in a Coma, it may be a fan theory but it's the best explanation for everything

>>388619816
Or maybe he doesn't age because it's a fucking cartoon

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>>388619816
One day they will drop Ash for Better Ash

>>388619490
>Where did he even get a spoon that big? Did he make it?
It's made of psychic energy.

>Why would he make a non-pointed, non-spiked, non-edged weapon?
Because in the games the spoon powers up psychic type moves. He just uses it as a staff.

>>388619645
It was made from a different team of scientists that got the original project in their hands, tried to fix it, but couldn't so the result was the same.

>>388619816
Ash turned 11 just before he went to Alola.

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>her

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>>388611851
>marine biologist
>Can figure out how a land pest acts

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>>388619870

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>>388607862
mewtwo was clearly a dude in the movie

>>388619910
I guess the new Mewtwo was spliced with a female human
It would explain why it's not as savage from the get go

The Mewtwo in the games is a clone of a Mew who could give birth. The Clone would have to be the same gender as the original Mew. If the original Mew could give birth, wouldn't that mean it and subsequently Mewtwo or female?

It's just a theory ;^)

>>388615239
I'd deplete Mewtwo's PP if you understand my insinuations

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>>388619982
Thanks anon, you reminded me of the retardedness that was TK not marrying Kairi after they had, not only matching digimon, but the fact that they nonstopped flirting with each other in the teenage era of that show.

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>>388620092
Maybe it's just because it found other Pokemon to communicate with after escaping. Mewtwo 1 was completely alone.

>>388619982
>you now realize that Sora married the blue-haired nerd instead and Tai&Matt became a gay couple

>>388620114
That's not how it works at all though. We've known this from cloning sheep for decades now

>Genwun + Togepi only
>Not even the Full Togepi line
I want to punch something

>>388620114
Just by looking at the two, you can tell that Mewtwo is not a perfect clone of Mew, just based on physical appearance. This is backed up by other in-game things like different movesets and stats. This implies that Mewtwo was genetically altered to some extent and is not exactly like Mew. Even if Mew is female, it does not necessitate that Mewtwo would be so because its sex chromosome could have been altered. If anything Mewtwo was probably made to be andorgynous and sterile so that something as powerful as it could not reproduce, so neutral pronouns such as "it" would be most fitting. Step beyond that, the pronouns that Mewtwo wants to be used for it are what should be used; if he considers himself masculine then you ought to use "he", or if she considers herself feminine then you ought to use "she".

>>388620304

Pretty sure we can't assume real world cloning technology is analogous to Pokemon cloning technology. Otherwise we would have Dittos running around everywhere.

>>388620523
But there are dittos running around everywhere

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>>388620774

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>>388620830
This is a Ditto

>>388607862
underage

>>388609517
>Goku
>female VA
bait
this whole post was fucking stupid

>>388605740
His, you mean.

>>388614369
retard

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I always interpreted Mewtwo's "shape" to be like this. Not really sure why, or what it would even accomplish. Maybe I originally rationalized it like a throughline for psychic energy or something. Or something somehow dumber sounding than that, considering I was a kid.

>>388621825
Now that I'm actually reading the fanwank in the OP, I see that they had a similar thought. I never thought his tail was a literal brain or anything though.

>can only order a physical copy in US

Well fuck you then, I needed to expand my bestiary library but seems like my money will go elsewhere.

How many girls/gay men do you think were attracted to Mewtwo? He's got that broody, edgy personality that seems to be so popular

>>388621996
Why the fuck would you want genwun fanfiction?

>>388620242
>>388619982

what is be the BEST digimon game out there right now? excluding PS1 stuff, but including some elements of it, like, influencing it's evolution path by the way you treat and feed it. Also cool battle system and other RPG systems. (Multiplayer or Single Player doesn't matter, as long as it's good)

>>388605740
That is dumb, one of the brains is protected by a skull, meaning it is delicate, the other is on the tip of it's tail with no protection other than flesh/cartilage or whatever material the tail is made of

>>388622157
Gay men like bara men. Mewto is a weird lanklet.

>>388619982

I can't remember who the three leftmost people are. Also this image makes it look like aviator helmet girl had both tai and matt's kids.

>>388622965
Cyberslut is fantastic.

But to dip your toe, you might want to play the fan translation of the PSP game on an emulator. I had to some fun playing along with /v/ when it was new

if you haven't played World 3 on PSX yet, you should

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>>388619982
>all cartoons have to follow the same set of rules

>>>/vp/
Fuck off.

I want a Mewtwo wife

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>>388623238
I'll definitely play Cyber Sleuth! Btw anon, I'm not a native english speaker, so, could you be so kind and tell me what a "sleuth" is?
Also, is there a game where you can fugg your digigirls? It'd be awesome, and if it doesn't exist, I'll definitely work on making one if I'm inspired enough after I finish my Cyber Sleuth playthrough.

>>388605740

>tfw too intelligent to be someone's pokemon

>>388614287
Donquixote Doflamingo in a shell.

>>388605740
>tattoo on fingers
what the fuck is the point