>This game will be shit the said
>Dont buy a Switch for the shitty exclusive they said
>Rabbids will drag the game down they said
>X-Com concept cant be mixed with Mario they said
I dont remember the last time /v/ was right
>>388605159it looks pretty good
It's like the best, worst thing ever. Rabbids, Selfies and dabbing are absolute fucking cancer, but an Xcom game with Mario characters is just such an amazing concept.
>>388605493
And it would have been a 90 or 95 if rabbids were replaced with Rayman or removed all together.
And the rabbid enemies were replaced with Mairo enemies and the guns replaced with Mario power ups.
>>388605515
85 is honestly amazing for something with fucking rabbids in it.
So it is either actually good barring the rabbids or Ubisoft greased alot of palms.
>>388605159
Could've have been 95 if it didn't have rabbids in it.
>>388605159
filtered
>>388605732
>being this assblasted
>>388605714
>>388605594
Do you niggers really believe critics would give a game 10 points more because / give 10 points less because of Rabbids?
>j-just look past the rabbids it's a g-good game! muh w-wahoo
is there any other brand that gets more special treatment than nintendo?
>>388605159
It should be a 95 if you don't count Nintendo tax
>>388606110
Yes.
A game centered around loud, annoying, and all around clinically retarded animals taking the spot light and focus from Mario in his own universe.
That would have quite a few points deducted.
it's a babby XCOM for 12 year old kids and yet 30 year old nintenbros are shilling it on here
really makes me think
>>388606265
>Shilling
Posting about vidya isnt shilling you collosal negroid
>>388605159
Maybe the score drops the next days, just wait
>>388605159
It's better than it has any right to be, 3 hours in
>900p
>30fps with drops
>Crashes and overheats the system
>Day 2 patch
Def a Ubishit game
>>388610278
>>900p
>>30fps with drops
Just like AssCreed
>>388606265
>people are giving it lower reviews because its too hard and they had to repeat levels too many times
>babby first xcom
yeah sure
>>388605159
>been looking forward to this since it was announced
>it gets fucking delayed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! At least there's the destiny 2 beta today
Got it downloading as we speak. Wahoooooooo
Switch babbies loving the few games they get? Who would have thought. It's like when PS4 owners boasts they have 9 gorillion games when 90% of them are japanese weebgames that the developers can churn out infinitely.
>>388610817
Why did you come in this thread to be a little bitch? Yes we are loving the few games we get. What's your point?
I'd play a Rabbid game if it was good, but the combination of Mario and Rabbids is really fucking unappealing to me. It looks fun but I'm not interested.
>>388605159
>justifying rabbids in anything
fuck that
they couldn't have paired up a shittier crossover if they tried
>>388606110
>you niggers
>>388615234
Imagine this guy walking up to you and calling you that
When I get my switch finally I will never buy this game just because it has rabbids in it.
>>388616368
>>388615292
>>388610676
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>388610676
>>388606427
Holy fuck you're ugly
>>388611231
He's saying you'll eat any old shit because you're starved for content
Also
>we
God you weird fucks even identify like youre cult members. This is what perpetual virginity and isolation does to people
>>388605159
Why don't you just play xcom?
>>388617170
Because it doesn't have Mario in it?
Really enjoyingit so far desu
>People who like rabbids will find it too hard/complex
>People who have any modicum of taste stay away because of rabbids
>People who like mario games will be disappointed by lack of platforming or other "mario-esque" things
Who the fuck is this game for?
>>388617170
because xcom is for autists who think that getting good rng is a display of tactical skill
>>388618137
And this is that, but instead of an alien invasion aesthetic, it's a obnoxious 8 year olds mascot invasion theme. Much better?
>>388605362
weegee is dabbin on those haters
>>388605159
>85 for a nintenbro title
It's trash. Shittendo games get a free pass when it comes to review scores and criticism and it still didn't even manage to score a 90.
>>388610676
>tfw I was the original guy who made the lanky kong edit reaction image
>used by this faggot
Oh boy.
>>388617359
the fuck does that have to do with it?
>>388618048
>Who the fuck is this game for?
The same could be said about the Switch really.
>casuals won't care cause they have phones and tablets already
>dudebros and normies will avoid it due to lack of AAA
>hardcore gamers won't care as PS4 and PC are much better options and Nintendo consoles are easily emulated
Really, it's only pined by Nintendo fans, who are coincidentally also the only people who will buy this Rabbids game cause they have nothing else to play.
Just waiting for download to finish
>>388605159
>I dont remember the last time /v/ was right
That explains why you keep buying games from Ubisoft
>>388619764
Except the Switch is still sold out
>>388606152
your mother, but only on slow nights.
>>388620213
Yeah... to Nintendo fans and scalpers. It still hasn't outsold the WiiU, you've got nothing to brag about.
>>388605159
And I still can't find a fucking Switch, I hope I will able to buy Mario Odyssey bundle.....fucking Nintendo.
I'll still go with xcom 2 expansion tho
>>388620480
>only 4 months old
>b-b-b-b-b-ut it hasn't outsold a system with 4 years of sales
what in the actual fuck.
>>388610676
Why doesn't he have a chin
>>388620597
We're not talking about system sales. Get over yourself you fragile fanboy. You've got no evidence that the Switch is popular or successful outside of Nintendo loyalists, that was the original statement, stop moving goalposts, or stop replying to me you spastic.
Why do you fuckers always get so goddamn defensive over your stupid toy? Does its performance really affect your enjoyment of the damn thing? Jesus Christ man, fuck off.
>>388620480
>It still hasn't outsold the WiiU
Considering its selling faster then the WiiU ever did its only a matter of time.
>>388620778
Are you actually being fucking real right now? How asinine can one fucking individual be?
>it still hasn't outsold the Wii U
literally your fucking comment
>we're not talking about sales
okay then what are we talking about you jackass?
>>388620778
And (you) have evidence that only fanboys bought one?
>>388620836
Once it does, we can make a proper assessment of how successful it ACTUALLY is outside of Nintendo fanboys.
>>388620937
It's self evident, retard.
>>388621001
Do you have any evidence that only Nintendo fans bought one by any chance?
>>388621059
>self evident
of course it is! and yet the Wii U couldn't push these same numbers from apparent loyal fanboys during a fucking HOLIDAY launch.
>>388621059
Illuminate me, I'm ignorant!
>>388605159
Fuck. Them. Rabbids.
If they would have Rayman and his squad instead? Insta-buy, wouldn't have even hesitated, but this right here, no, not for 60 bucks, miss me on this one.
Considering the mario games through the generations have had so many villains, why would they use rabbids? Is it ubisofts attempt to remain revelant? A fear they'd be forgotten if not shoehorned in? Also, why rabbids? They ahve plenty of other main cast characters to use.They couldve had rayman and his team and villans or have the original mario cast just dress up as ubisoft characters. I just find it so obnoxious the way those rabbids behave and their screeching soundbites
>>388621159
WiiU didn't launch with BotW. WiiU had no real incentive to be bought until Smash, maybe MK8. Which is when sales started to pick up for it. Switch launched right out of the gates with a worthwhile game, something the WiiU was criticized for lacking during the first two years.
This is again, why "it selling faster" means nothing, and does not prove it's being successful outside of the Nintendo cult.
Once it blows past WiiU numbers you can start to make an assessment for how successful it actually is. Overall, I still see it doing roughly as well as the Gamecube.
The music is pretty damn good, so at least it's got that going for it.
>>388621580
That logic doesn't make any sense, i could argue that even if the Switch sold 50 million units it'd still mean only the "Nintendo cult" is buying it because it didn't pass the Wii's 100 million yet
>>388610747
>Reviewers having trouble with games
Woh
Everyone posting here doesn't have the game, but one side defends it like a bunch of sycophants and the other side shits on it as if they were raped by it. Any opinion from people who have the game?
>>388605159
Market your shit elsewhere fucking kike
>>388621918
Im getting it today from amazon.
But judging from what ive seen it looks fun.
>>388621918
You want opinions from someone who thought this shitty concept looked good enough to not only pay $60 dollars for, but pre-order it - and this they won't be rabid sycophants trying to justify their terrible purchase?
>>388621748
No because the WiiU told showed us one critical thing with its collosal failure, and that's how narrow the exact size of the most hardcore of the Nintendo fanbase really is. Ergo, the people who will buy anything with a Nintendo logo on it.
As for the Wii and DS, both relied on the blue ocean strategy which was meant to draw in nongamers, so, their absurdly high numbers extend well beyond what's "normal" for Nintendo, and well beyond the gaming industry in fact (that's why gen 7 has inflated numbers).
You can get a rough feel for what's normal for Nintendo in home consoles by looking at their sales in gens 5, 6, and WiiU. Which averages at around 28m.
All that said, any claims of success before it breaks WiiU numbers based on how "fast" it's selling is fucking stupid. Yes, no doubt it'll surpass the WiiU, but the real question here is by how much. Anyone claiming anything beyond the 3DS is a delusional fanboy. We have ZERO evidence of the device being a hit outside the core loyalists.
>>388622593
Disregarding the rabbids, as we can unanimously agree was a horrible move, what else is shitty about this game?
>>388619880
Clean the screen anon.
>>388622832
lose the trip first.
>>388622626
>the people who will buy anything with a Nintendo logo on it
The implication here is that the console was SO bad only a blind company loyalist would even consider it, but was that the case? I don't think so, i like my Wii U, and you can't call me a Nintendo cult member because it's literally the first non-handheld Nintendo console i owned since the NES, which i didn't even buy as it was a gift
And looking online for people that are selling their old Wii Us, a lot of them are offering on the side games like Assassin's Creed, CoD or Lego games, for example... is that what Nintendo cult members buy, 3rd party games of dubious quality?
Why are you so sure there's a rabid Nintendo fanbase that you can precisely calculate? Why are you so anxious to prove the company has not even a scratch of non-fanboy appeal, be it for the Wii U or Switch?
>>388622704
Thats all these retards will say. They refuse to understand that some people care more about mario+xcom than rabbids. Its such a 12 year old attitude.
I dont have the game but the reviews, ignoring actual scores, say that the game is hard and fun in SPITE of the rabbid characters
>>388621918
But I do anon, and its quite enjoyable
>>388617330
GRAZIE DAVIDE
>>388623671
Got any feedback? Do the levels offer replayability? Do they change starting positions and attack patterns? Can you set up your own battles or just any what the game offers? Can you make an all Mario cast squad or you're forced to use the Rabbids?
>>388605159
75 isn't that impressive a score
>>388623846
its 85, btw.
>getting a B in school isn't a good grade
Well, shit.
>>388623906
with the nintendo bump
>muh school
Welcome to the real world sucka
>>388623192
The WiiU only appealed to Nintendo fans, deny the fact that you're a fanboy all you want, but the fact that you went out and bought a console which was largely ignored by the rest of the industry means you havevan inherent preference and favoritism for Nintendo over other brands. The WiiU had nigh nothing when it came to 3rd party support, but stellar, first party NINTENDO games.
It was inferior in every way to not just its competitors, but even last gens 360 and PS3.
Even being an idort, anyone who bought a WiiU, bought it cause they like Nintendo, and the console's overall sales reflect that. Is there some outlier in Nintendo fans who didn't buy it, and nonfans who did. Ofc, we're talking of millions of people here, but overall, those two samples are an overall minority and cancel each other out.
Are there other fans of Nintendo out there who didn't buy a WiiU, who aren't hard core fans?
Yes, and that's why I said averaging N64, GCN, and WiiU gives you a rough idea of how large that group more or less is.
Overall, this is a much more accurate estimate than saying
>ZOMG WIIU+3DS, Switch will sell 85m
or taking a current trend of sales and extrapolating it outward to come up with 100m sales. Be reasonable. Roughly 30-40m lifetime is what the Switch will accomplish, and that's being generous.
As it stands we have no evidence of it being a success outside of the Nintendo faithful, and it has no reason to, as I stated in my orginal post. The console has little appeal outside of being a machine to play Nintendo games (much like the WiiU). In every other category it's bested by its competition, be it mobiles and tablets, PS4 and Xbone, or PC. And that's not even factoring in the growth of tech, and possibilities brought forth by 5G networking and the "internet of things" which kicks off in less than 3 years.
If all of this makes you butthurt, then too bad. But I don't see why it should. You bought a Switch to play Nintendo games after all.
>>388620480
>people are actually still clinging to the "Wii U 2.0" narrative
Jesus Christ
>>388623979
>being in the top twenty in TripAdvisor, Yelp, Google top artists, Spotifys top twenty most listened, Apple music too twenty, billboards top twenty of the month isn't impressive.
Well then
>>388623119
Just this one time. Clean it please.
>>388605515
its like 2 points away from your favorite games score.
>>388624176
uh, yes?
>>388605159
>reviews only matter when they reinforce my brand loyalty
dumb tripfag
>>388623992
>Roughly 30-40m lifetime is what the Switch will accomplish, and that's being generous
Except that's retarded. Nintendo is going to make 18 million this year alone. Nintendo has a monopoly again and for some reason you stupid retards can't accept that their handhelds always sell very well.
>>388605159
This game is just proof that Nintendrrones will eat up anything. It's watered down Xcom with shitty facebook memes and annoying as fuck Rabbids.
If the content was exactly the same, gameplay, memes, etc, but the Nintendo aspects were swapped out for say, Rayman or just Ubi OCs no one would care or defend it, because Nintendofags eat up anything.
>>388623746
> Do the levels offer replayability?
Yeah, you can perfect them (no more than X turns team needs to survive) and then you get more coins
>Do they change starting positions and attack patterns?
Not sure what you mean, the starting pos for enemies are the same on each battle but they don't always do the same thing if thats what you mean
>Can you set up your own battles or just any what the game offers?
Been playing for 3 hours and didn't get such options yet, so far its pretty linear you get battle after battle with maybe puzzle or a story piece in between.
>Can you make an all Mario
Yes but you have to unlock them first, you start with mario, rabbid luigi and rabbid peach
I enjoy it, also I'll have a trip that is going to take about 10 hours today (plane, bus) so I'll definitely have something to do.
>>388624429
>18 million
no.
10m by March is what Nintendo said in their report, which adding the 3m from last fiscal year is 13m. You're pulling an extra 5m from your ass.
Nintendo also has a monopoly on a dying market, which something you morons can't seem to come to terms with.
>>388624429
nintendo confirmed they aim at 10 at the end of the year, no more switches will be produced in that time
>>388624649
>dying market
What did he mean by this. It outsold the PS4. So it's the biggest market in gaming, easily. Excluding PC of course.
>>388624665
I was talking about fiscal year, kiddo.
>>388605362
>>388624595
Awesome, thanks for the feedback. Does the level ups/upgrades block you from accessing other upgrade trees or you can eventually make fully upgraded characters?
>>388624794
>It outsold the PS4
>>388605159
>implying ratings are accurate
my man, the only trustable way is to test the game yourself
>pic related
>>388624794
>It outsold the PS4.
No it didn't, holy fuck.
And even if it did, it wouldn't matter as I've already stated why initial speed of a console's sales at launch are IRRELEVANT. What matters is how those sales sustain in the long run.
>what did he mean by this.
Normies care about AAA
Casuals have phones, are you daft?
You know what, there's no point in arguing with you retards. It'll never sink in. No amount of evidence or data will ever bring clarity to your minds. I'll just sit back and wait two years to laugh at you all when the inevitable happens.
>>388625197
>holy fuck.
calm down. It outsold the PS4 in the same time frame from release, sweetie
>>388605159
>tfw Sonic Mania is better
>>388624964
To upgrade the skill tree you need points, but its more like "activating" the skills rather than "learning' them, you can reset it and use different skills at any time and I think you can eventually get everything.
>>388625197
What? It did? You retard ignores all evidence and keep saying it's dead. It's never gonna die. The way the Switch is selling it's even outselling other handhelds in the same time period despite no holiday season yet and being supply constrained. Switch is going to get more games than 3DS EVER had so it will sell even better. Expect 100+ million.
>initial speed of a console's sales at launch are IRRELEVANT
False. Marketing is everything for casuals. If they don't get why they should buy a Switch it would become another Wii U situation. You don't know what you're talking about.
>Normies care about AAA
And Switch has several, your point? Oh I forget, you don't have one.
>Casuals have phones
And? The 3DS sold 67+ million despite smartphones.
>You know what, there's no point in arguing with you retards
Irony. What evidence? You haven't presented a single fact so far. You're the one that ignores all the facts. But I know you'll just change goalposts once Switch has sold 60+ million.
>>388625294
>in Japan
Check your data again dumbass.
Has the Nintendofag plague officially become worse than the old Sonyfag plague?
>>388605362
Why is this a thing?
And why people not get shot for this gesture?
>>388625651
>Why is this a thing?
Gen Z kids and people trying to be black
>And why people not get shot for this gesture?
because the world just isn't fair
>>388605643
>amazing for something with Rabbids in it
Rabbids games are all rated above 75
>>388625548
Screencapped you delusion retard. I can't wait to see your salty tears in a couple years.
>100+m
absolutely delusional
>>388625889
Again, where's the evidence?
>>388625548
Not the guy you're retardedly losing an argument against but
>switch has several multiplats. Your point?
Yes several as opposed to the several of hundreds other consoles and PC has.
>they made a legit badass looking Bowser design in a fucking minions game
Goddamn it Nintendo.
>>388625539
Thanks, appreciate it. Ill end up picking it up. Can't have enough strategy games like this. Something to play while having downtime at work
>>388626118
>Yes several as opposed to the several of hundreds other consoles and PC has.
Yeah, I know you're buttblasted but nigga please. PC has basically everything except Nintendo exclusives nowadays. Xbox has nothing and Playstation only has cinematic games. PC + Nintendo is the way to go. We live in the best timeline. These idiots said it was gonna flop and be another Wii U 2 and now they're saying even more delusional things by saying it can't sell more than 40 million.
>>388626448
>PC + Nintendo is the way to go
>>388626448
Not those anons, but is there a problem is the Switch sells around 40 million? Sounds like a pretty respectable number
>>388626448
>PC has basically everything except Nintendo exclusives
Come again?
>>388626448
We're talking about multi plats not exclusives but you can just move that goal post wherever you like if it makes you feel that much better. You win anon, if only because I feel so bad for your sad little closed mind.
>>388605362
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIGHT
>>388626915
What is this 2012? Get with the times grandpa
>>388626827
It sold 5 million in 4 months. Meaning they think the Switch can't reach 40+ million in 7 years which is the definition of delusional. Quick example would be wii u versus switch. On the right side it doesn't even include all games, on the left side there's barely anything interesting. Pokemon alone would assure it reaches 60 million.
>>388626971
>thinks music goes bad with age
nigger what.
I'm sure the game is really good but I hate proto-minions
>>388627060
>he thinks fucking LMFAO was ever good
I was being ironic but come on man
>>388620836
Also worth noting that the system came out in spring as opposed to a holiday .
>>388617330
GRAZIE DAVIDE
>>388618048
I will buy this game because I figure it'll still be good even though it has rabbids and I've wanted to try an Xcom game for a while now, this seems like a good way to dive in without being overwhelmed
>>388627058
FUCK YOY ITS A FLOP DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>388627058
OBSESSED
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>>388605159
I'm having fun, but then again I'm pathetic.
You have to be filtered though, bye.
>>388627060
Club music ages like milk and always has.
>>388623979
>with the nintendo bump
The nintendo bump gets cancelled out by the rabbids decrease
>>388625889
>yfw the last pokemon game was one of the best in a long time
>yfw the next one will be on the switch and you're too poor to afford a 300$ console
>yfw you already missed the definitive experience of the game of the decade
>got the game for 25€
I hope it is fun
>>388627781
I got it for 10€ and it's really fun, definitely worth 25 as well.
>>388627745
>Sun and Moon
>good
I pirated them on my 3DS and they were the worst in the franchise by a long shot.
Also, I voted for Trump. And fuck the Switch.
>>388627058
sony sold 1m in one day
>>388625651
>And why people not get shot for this gesture?
Because shooting someone over a gesture is a tad extreme, perhaps? You need thicker skin, champ.
>>388627907
On a Holiday release as opposed to a spring release
>if you want a tactical shooter just play xcom and no other tactical shooters ever
>RABIDS REEEEEEEEEEEE
Are these /v/'s only criticisms of this? You faggots couldn't see fun if it pissed in your own mouth.
>>388628095
>finding dabbing, selfies, and the proto-minions fun
How's life being born after 2000?
>>388605159
If this was Sonic/Rabbids it would be getting 30
>low quality plastic tablet
>old and weak hardware
FLOP FLIP SWITCH FLOP
>>388627995
>moving goalposts
>>388628198
Of course. Nintendrrones eat up anything.
They could have made it another Rayman x Rabbids game or anything else and it'd get shit reviews, it's only because Nintendo
>>388628271
You have no idea how business works and no one was moving goalposts because you were the only one who brought up Sony.
>>388628813
I wasn't even the guy you were arguing with senpai.
>>388615234
>>388615292
Fuck off stupid niggers.
shit this looks fun, but i can't find a physical copy in my area
>>388619764
Go outside more often. Normies fucking LOVE this thing actually.
>>388617330
GRAZIE DAVIDE
>>388628175
>letting fads decide what games you enjoy
you do know there is an actual game underneath that shit right?
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