Meanwhile, on the USG /v/shimura...

Everyone went missing because retarss bought pubg

Rest of /v/ became necromorphs because of these pubg fuckbois

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>>388603158

>>388603331
What does pubg have to do with this?

Do you have a minute to talk about unitology?

You guys should try hanging out in these vents
They're pretty cozy

>>388603423
Pubg - unitology

>>388603158
we should get off this ship and go to the /v/ mansion, i heard some guy got pizza for everyone.

>>388603559
>Being a pussy

Anyway, tell me when Dave is stomping around, he woke me up last night.

>>388603469
>ventfags
Not you niggers again
My name is Jake from Maintenance and I hate every single one of you
You're getting nasty shit all over the vents and making the air smell godawful
Also are you fat fucks doing workouts in there or something? I keep hearing a bunch of wheezing and coughing

>>388603158
EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD

>>388603559
Last I checked, some faggot OP transported over 1k /v/irgins to Super Mario 64 and they're stuck in limbo.

Haha, morons. Thank god I work for Weyland-Yutani.

>>388603469
No, I always hear "BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS" and "Ear shit and die" in the vents. I also hear faint yelling and screaming.

>>388603623
Yeah, yeah, keep crying faglord.
I'm gonna spray cum all over the inside of these vents and nobody is gonna stop me.

>>388603749
>Necromorphs v Xenomorphs v The Thing v The Flood v Tyranids
Who wins, /v/?

>>388603768
Jesus Christ my fucking sides

>>388603749
>Thank god I work for Weyland-Yutani.
>shit benefits
>no paid time off
>shit pay

Yeah, good for you

>>388603749
>his company hasn't even discovered FTL travel yet
Tech in the Dead Space universe is way more advanced than in the Alien verse

>>388603965
>he doesn't know about the bonus situation
Pleb

>>388603965
W-Y gives overtime out the ass.

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>dead space is dead as fuck
>we'll never get the John Carpenter movie it deserved
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/john-carpenter-says-hed-love-to-make-a-dead-space-movie/1100-6408136/

>>388603623
fuck off, I keep my end of the vent clean, but some faggot keeps leaving random chunks of meat, I've just heard something from my vent... I'm going to grab that dirty fucker and smash his head, see if he thinks it's funny

>>388604160
Like hell it does. I used to work there before the bullshit involving the nostromo, remember that? It was a couple decades ago but it caused such a huge fuss we had to work overtime to make up for some of the bullshit it caused, never got a cent.

>>388604169
I wish I had never known this was even a possibility

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I don't know who needs a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe their ass, but I'm gonna kick theirs ass if I ever find them. This is the 5th week in a row that some jackass clogged the toilets in here. We're in space fo rcrying out loud, if this plumbing gets jacked, someone has to space walk and get a helmet full of crap to clean it out. KNOCK IT OFF

>>388603819
it will be between the tyranids and necromorphs in the end
ergo necromorphs are basically low key OP (or at least the Markers and the Brethren moons)
if it has DNA it can be necromorphed
if it has neurological activity it can be driven insane to kill its kind and itself
basically even the most physically capable and remorseless killers of a species like the Xenomorphs don't stand a chance because none of them actually have the tech to destroy even a single marker to the atomic level it needs to be destroyed to be rendered ineffective
plus the Moons are indeed the most intimidating god like concept of everything you just described

>>388604893
Nids beat everything, dude, they're basically the necromorphs but on a whole different level

You know? Maybe it's not so bad to be turned into a Necromorph.

>>388603469
GET OFF VENT

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>>388603773

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>>388603158

>>388604947
that is why I said it would be between the nids and the necromorphs
Markers turn nids into necros
nids reproduce and consume their necromorphed kind fast enough to even thing out
it is a stalemate unless enough nids get necromorphed to trigger convergence without the need to infest the entire species
if the Moons directly get invested then even the nids are fucked

>>388605085
What do the moons do again?

Convergence event leads to a moon, yeah? But what are they exactly?

>>388605132
Planet-sized organisms that go around the galaxy and reproduce using civilizations
Basically the Reapers from ME but not complete and utter shit

>>388603469
mind if I play some old music in the vents?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzSWdj4izHM

>>388605187
That's kinda what I thought.
I kinda tuned out dead space 3 because it was the weakest in the trilogy.

Ironically I still play 2.

>>388603819
Xenomorphs are pretty fuckin' dead. They reproduce really slow and die to assault rifles really quickly.
The Thing works too slow, probably can't invade dead bodies. Good survivability though.
Necromorphs versus Flood would be fun, they're pretty equal. My bet is on Flood because their method of infestation is very fast and they can infest dead and non-living matter. Graveminds seem easier to make than Brethern.
Dunno about the Tyranid method of infection, but they seem to have the best firepower.

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>>388603158
Guys, what is in the fridge?

>>388605132
basically eternal moon sized life(?)forms that seem ageless and eternal
they have for a billion years sown the seeds of sentient life and when that life becomes advanced enough to replicate markers and multiply out of control they consume entire solar systems worth of colonies and planets
and indication of the absolute Lovecraftian horror levels they reach is that they have been doing this cycle for at least a billion years to all sorts of advanced alien life with untold technology across the galaxy and never once have they been beaten
for all intents and purposes they are biological gods

>>388605353
My poop.

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>>388603768

>>388605387
Ah yeah, that's right, the marker kind of pushes the fast forward button the evolution don't it?

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Something is wrong with the monitors, we're going to have to get someone down here to fix this

>>388605463
not exactly
it is kinda implied that it turns evolution towards species with the affinity for it to become sentient
this means that intelligent life as it is know would not exist without the Markers
they are basically the architects of intelligent evolution and ultimately its end
it does not push the fast forward button
it IS the reason it happens

>>388605637
Right, I'm remembering a bit more.

Also the marker signal either drives you crazy to kill yourself and everybody around you or to build more markers. Or both.

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>>388605480
yes...let me get that for you.

Who diarrhea'd zero-g therapy this time? it's not fucking funny i have things to do today

>>388605784
a bit of all
it drives less intelligent people outright insane leading to the acts of violence you know
it is more successful with intelligent people in the way that their brains actually can process the signal as a blueprint and they are capable of replicating the marker
but ultimately none can withstand it as intelligent people cannot take the burden of information for long and are driven insane in their own right
a very VERY small minority of people seem to be immune to the signal but why that happens is entirely unknown

>>388606004
What happens if you're dumb? Like, outright retarded or something?

>>388603158
Med here, which one of you sick fucks took all the clone babies? I don't really care at the moment what you're doing with them but how fuck am I supposed to do my job when all the spare organs are gone.

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>>388606089
Just drives you crazy. Or violent. It's just noise to anyone not smart enough to understand it.

>>388606089
then you will have absolute 0 resistance to the dementia and be turned into a walking killing machine within hours
note that lack of intelligence does not mean immunity from the signal
from a text log in DS3 (unfortunately yes that game happened) the dogs they carried with them were driven insane and aggresive in a sliver of time it took the humans to go bananas and while they were still in orbit were the signal strength was not strong enough to affect humans to such a level

>>388603158
GOD DAMN IT FRANK I'M A FUCKING ENGINEER, I'M NOT GOING IN THAT VENT.

>>388606293
JUST GET IN THERE AND FIX THAT COOLING FAN.

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>>388606293
>>388606337
>>388604796
This happened. This is 100% canon.

>All those screams and moans coming from the vents
Fuck. If those guys are having an orgy, then I'm fucking signing up

>>388603469
Tell your ventclan to stay out of hydroponics.

You fucks keep getting stuck in the vents and stinking up the entire ship. I went to college for botany, not vent scrubbing.

>>388606337
WHAT PART OF EN-GIN-EER DO YOU NOT GET FRANK. I'M A FUCKING S5 PAY GRADE, GET TIM TO DO IT, HE'S THE MAINTENANCE TECH.

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>>388606438
>be conscript for the navy stationed in a destroyer
>this is 100% true minus the space walk

>>388606438
You're telling me that they invented deepspace travel and planet cracking but haven't figured out how to clean your ass with something other than paper?

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>>388603768
"Balls of steel" - what is that?

It's warm down here...

>>388603819
The flood can use guns fairly accurately so if they get ahold of flamethrowers its all ogre

>>388606569
if it ain't broke

>>388606597
Until they run across an ubermorph.

>>388606473
You fuckers put the GIN in engineer. You're fucking smashed all the time. And people wonder why you guys always think it's a good idea to build death lasers.
I bet your runny hangover shits are cause for the clogged toilets

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>>388606239
Aren't the weird bat-looking things the ones that are responsible for converting bodies into necromorphs? Like most necromorphs are for killing people/making dead bodies but there's one specific one for making more?

But in the absence of a marker signal they all turn to goo?

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>>388606538

>>388606798
Pretty sure the bats just make it happen faster.

>>388606798
they just speed the process up by a factor of 10
they are not necessary

>>388606798
The signal still slowly fucks you up, turning dead organic matter into necro-bacteria. The Infestor is simply a shortcut.

>>388603158
I've been playing deadspace this past few days because I'm stuck at home due to a hurricane, what a coincidence.

What are the best weapons? I love the ripper right now and am I using it wrong or is the flame thrower a piece of shit?

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>>388603158
HONK

>>388603819
X Parasites

>>388606865
That reminds me.
In Dead Space 2, during chapter 12 or 13, when you break into the government sector, the entire sector is clean, yeah? Total devoid of anything. You follow behind the carnage. There's one room I don't have a screenshot of but it looks like someone took a snot bukake all over it. It literally happens minutes after the necromorphs break in.

>>388606652
Because no ubermorph has ever been destroyed...?

>>388606940
The first one? Plasma Cutter is the best due to universality, pulse rifle alt-fire is good for quarantine rooms, the flamer works well against splitters, but is too low-range for anything else.

So yeah, fully upgraded plasma cutter is a must, everything else is optional.

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>>388606940
>What are the best weapons
>weapons
You only need one

>>388606940
Ripper is kinda eh in the first one, but it's pretty good in the second one.
Flamethrower a shit.
Plasmacutter a best, Forcegun is also really good. Linegun is a really big Plasmacutter, but ammo is kinda rare.
Contactbeam is for faggots. The pulserifle starts out shitty but it's a monster when fully upgraded.

>people still taking shit on our only source of food thinking it will help it grow faster
>tomatoes now smell like shit and give people diseases
If I catch any of you fucks coming to hydroponics during the middle of the night I'm tossing your ass out an air vent myself.

>>388606983
No honking please

-security officer Woods

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The dumbest shit.

Who designed this.

>>388606940
Deadspace 1 or 2?

Because in 1 the flamethrower is a total waste of time, effort, and power nodes. Despite the fact that it's self oxidizing rocket fuel that would in fact burn in a vacuum, it doesn't work in a vacuum.

>>388607032
Not with just conventional firearms no.

>>388606940
Flamethrower is for crowd control, perfect against the little ones that swarm you

When you just want to kill Plasma Cutter and Assault Rifle are king, don't know about the other ones as I never bothered with them

>>388606569
You want me to spray water up my ass? What are you gay?

>>388607119
>Contactbeam is for faggots
In 2 it's pretty great.

In 2 though just about all the weapons are great and you could pick any 2 and beat zealot with them.

Except the rivet gun. What were they fucking thinking with that turd?

>>388607154
In 2 seeker rifles prob OP for how much damage it does vs how common ammo is for it. The laser which I forgot the name of is also good to if for nothing else then selling its expensive ammo you get as pickups

>>388607149
The Flood and Tyranids can build spaceships.
I think they can manage.

Xenos though....

>>388607217
Use the Hand, Luke!

>>388607091
>>388607109
>>388607119
>>388607149
Deadspace 1
I have Maxed out
Plasma cutter
Flame thrower
Ripper
Contact beam

What should I swap out the flamethrower for?

>>388607261
While it does less damage initially, the javelin gun is probably your best bet overall against just about anything because of the secondary fire/explosion being so incredibly devastating.

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>>388607295
>Use the Hand, Pajeet

>>388607280
>The Flood and Tyranids can build spaceships.
Then you're going to have to take the brother moons and markers into account now as well, aren't you?

>>388606940
When you Start Dead Space 2, max out that kinesis with nodes.
It is the most powerful one shotting necros left and right.

>>388607361
It might not be as practical as the seeker or as devastating as a Contact Beam, but it is the most fun nailing shit then blowing it up

Are any of the dead space movies any good

>>388607330
Try the force gun. Just remember that it is very close range and you still need to aim for lims even though it acts like a shotgun.

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>>388603819
*blocks your path*

>>388607681
Lore wise they seem like a nightmare how does one chick with a bow stand a chance at all against em?

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Hey guys I've seen my dead gf walk around the ship but I dont have a gf?!?! How to get a gf

>>388607802
>tfw no ghost gf

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>>388605272
>dead space 3
what are you on? there was never a 3rd part

>scrriitchh
Hello? Engineering, are you there?
>*scrrrtchh*
Something is going on in the elevator shaft, do you copy? Engineering? Answer me!

>>388603819
The Thing > The Flood > Necromorphs > Tyranids > Xenomorphs

>>388607410
Yeah, I did in my first post. >>388605290
Markers are tough but can be destroyed through perfectly natural means (I think someone mentioned atomic bombs earlier). Bretheren moons are killed through blunt force trauma.

The Forerunner were in a losing war against the Flood for thousands of years while using direct energy and antimatter weaponry. They only way they "won" is they killed everything else in the galaxy first and starved the Flood out.

Tyranids are in the 40k universe. I don't want to think of what kind of shit they can withstand.

So I got Dead Space last year when it was on sale on Live...

It's… alright, I guess. The "aim for the limbs instead of the head" thing was a nice spin on things, the lack of HUD and having everything take place in-game and real-time was great, and things did get intense when you don't see them coming (although there is many points where it's obvious they're gonna show up), but I think it's honestly just average. Plus it was over quick and the Final Boss is far too easy for what it's supposed to be.

I don't have a problem with linearity by itself, but in Dead Space it felt incredibly rail-roaded, what with the tram separating areas and many times doors locking and not allowing you to return. It would have been nice if you could freely explore the ship (Or revisit previous areas) instead of going to areas and not being allowed to go back once that part of the story is done.

I knew about the Nicole twist before I got the game since I read up on Dead Space a few years back, but if it was meant to be a twist they sure weren't hiding it well. They tell you less than half-way into the game that the marker causes hallucinations and Kendra saying she saw her brother which was impossible, and that part where you meet her in the mining section and she was somehow alive with no gun, not to mention she was pretty unfazed by the whole necromorph thing. The "Kenda being a mole" twist was better since they were setting up Hammond as a red herring.

So is the second game any better? I know the third one is an awful Gears of War rip-off, but how's the second one fare?

Fuck the asteroid shooting segment.

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>>388607903
Must have just been a bad dream I had.

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>>388608402
>but how's the second one fare?
Best in the series, if you ask me.
I can talk about its flaws but it IS a bit more action oriented than 1, but, the ways it improves shooting are outstanding.

If you liked 1, you'll like 2 more.
That's my two cents anyway.

>>388608549
>If you liked 1, you'll like 2 more.
Not in my case.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>388606569
Just use three seashells dude.

>>388608842
Well like I said 2 was more "shooty" than 1 and 1 had better horror elements. I love dead space 2 to death but one of the flaws was that 2's horror elements were pretty poor. Also, zero atmosphere areas in 2 were all, in addition to being zero atmosphere, zero g. Which sounds like a minor complaint until you realize that in dead space 1 and 2, to my knowledge, you will only encounter a single type of enemy in zero gravity areas, which means you know exactly what to expect and how to fight them. In the first game, I distinctively remember portions where enemies would and could sneak up on you by taking advantage of the fact that you can't hear them in a vacuum.

This is somewhat improved in 2's AI improvement where, if an enemy is behind you, its AI changes. An enemy in front of you in 2 will roar, scream, and growl at you and charge you quickly. However, its behavior is radically different if it's sneaking behind you, and will make no sound and sneak deathly silent until it attacks.

So, how about them moons, huh?

Just finished Dead Space 2. Is 3 worth playing?

>>388611078
how much did you like CoD zombies?

>>388611187
So they dropped the horror factor for more action like RE? Fuck that

>shift starts for janitor job
>arrive at cafeteria
>walls covered in shit and blood
what the fuck is wrong with you fags

>>388611315
ironically enough the awakening dlc was actually creepy enough
it was what the entire base game should have been

>>388604962
OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT

>>388611526
this, i also liked the first few hours of the base game until you get to the planet, and then the first like 30 minutes once you do get there, gave me a The Thing vibe desu.