ITT: Games women will never understand

Fuck off, /pol/tard.

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>>388572360
It's a tongue in cheek thread, anon. Chill.

Bloodborne
> hurr why is the old guy trying to kill me
Also every SMT and most spinoff

no western shit lol
White are trannie faggot kikes

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>Why did he turn down this girl????

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>umm why doesnt he just marry her whats the problem

>>388572360
How about you back the fuck up?!

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Why didn't he shake his hand?? Why is he sad??

>>388572292
My dad bought my 0 and Kiwami because he introduced me to the series on PS2. Get fucked.

>>388573432
The time playing Catherine is much better spent just watching Fatal Attraction a few times.

>>388573432
>"Why would he want the blonde one? She's immature! Doesn't he want a mature, strong woman??"

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>>388573590
Your father is a masculine man.

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Mass Effect, as much as the series has become one giant pander to feminism and other isms the first one is completely beyond them. I watched my ex play it after I had and she just questioned me throughout the playthrough. She didn't even remember names except Kaiden and Wrex.
>why would you pick the alien girl?
>why would you choose that bitchy girl over Kaiden?
>Why is Wrex so mad about us blowing up the krogan?
>Why would I let this bug live? It's gross.

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>>388572292
Also about child abuse and misogyny

>>388573219
It's kinda gross for him with a woman about half his age.

>>388572292
raplay.

>>388575598
>Things women will never understand: The post

I'm 23 and dating an 18 year old.

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Only women got mad at what he did in the ending.

>>388576130
It wouldn't have worked anyway.

>>388575598
Why?

Any game featuring brotherhood as a theme

>>388572292
Can you really comfortably call Yakuza manly when it features a segment where you play as a teenage girl striving to be and idol?

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>Goes on a quest to save his sister
>Sold his body to earn money to buy medicine for her too

>The Yakuza series (Yakuza 0 has strong themes of brotherhood)
>FFXV
>Uncharted 4

>>388576381
>where you play as a teenage girl striving to be and idol?
Found the woman. It's much more deep than that.

>>388573551
Unless the women in question are autists they'll understand just fine. Not hard to wrap your head around somebody crying because somebody they cared about died, especially not when the details of why it's extra tragic are being spelled out in the background.

>>388576510
>>388576349
Meant for you.

>>388576604
For Kiryu maybe, for Haruka it's just that her dream is to be an idol and it was also Park's dream that she's carrying on. Not to mention there's drama between teenage girls going on amidst it all, and I'd love to hear how you consider that masculine.

>>388575598
fag detected

>>388576403
Women would understand that just fine, it's a story about someone committing atrocities for the sake of their feelings, which is generally bitchy behavior. Not to say Nier was in the wrong, but what he did was a macrocosm of behavior plenty of women would be familiar with.

>>388576803
Yeah, you missed the point.

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What other western games will women never understand?

>>388577195
Please, explain how teenage girls stirring up drama amongst each other while striving to be cute idols is masculine.

>>388576130
Anyone who isn't some crypto-anarchist punk like the lead writer thinks the ending is bullshit.

>>388573432
They tried so hard to make the Katherine endings the "right" ones but flubbed so hard its almost funny. The Catherine and Freedom endings will always be superior.

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>>388577331

>>388577451
Katherine was never likeable. Catherine accepted Vinvent for who he was and loved him despite that. Also, who doesn't want to become a powerful demon?

>>388577451
They didn't do that at all, they made the good ends the "right" ones and the bad ends the wrong ones. Vincent ended it all happily on the good Catherine ending and the Freedom one.

>>388577610
Welcome to the true man's world.

Women are so out of touch

>>388577928
>"Why can't we be in WWI and WWII shooters?? It's OUR turn!!!"
So they'll be signing up to be drafted for WWIII, right?

>>388572292
>>388572707
>>388573432
>>388573551
>>388574498
>>388576130
>>388576403
>>388576510
>>388577331
I'm a Woman and I understand all these games

>>388578342
you're on /v/, you're probably not even a women

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Could a women ever understand this character?

>>388572707
im friends with a girl who loves persona and smt music. she only plays persona though

>>388578342
Being a tranny doesn't count

>>388578439
women(males)

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>>388578475
She's not a good friend then

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>>388578342
>I'm a Woman

>>388572292
I have a couple of female friends who fucking love the Yakuza series.
They they mostly like Majima more because he's a big weirdo

>>388578553
you are wrong shes got good taste

>>388578469
Is there any Yakuza character women can understand?

>>388578469
He spells it out to you pretty clearly, so I'm sure plenty of women could.

dead or alive

>>388578664
> she only play persona
No

>>388578469
Women are incapable of understanding pride or honor, so no.

>>388578774
out of the smt series thats all. she plays other games. i told her smt would be too hard for her.

>>388578475
>she only plays persona though
tell her to consider suicide

These threads are buzzfeed tier.

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The trilogy was some of the manliest shit I've ever played, hopefully the new one doesn't pussify him too much

>>388575850
Someone half your age would be 11 and a half you absolute simpleton

>>388579030
Oh it had better not. I hope he ends up sacrificing the kid or something to save himself.
Though we all know he's just going to end up as some good father now or some shit

>>388579130
aspie detected

>>388579030
GODS

>>388575850
>Doing something every 23 yr old male does

THE MADMAN.

>>388572292
Civilization. Pretty sure the characters in 6 look like clowns and "everyday people" because the art director was a lady that wasn't as excited by the theme of "absolute world supremacy" as much as a male is wired to be.

>>388572292
piss off >>>/pol/

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>>388579150
I have hopes because he has the rage meter build up in the original trailer and he still yells a lot. Plus Norse culture is all about wanting to die in battle so it should be a good fit and I'm pretty sure they're going to cause Ragnarok with Jormungandr.

>>388578795
>Women are incapable of understanding pride or honor, so no.
lol
>>388578770
Only 100% correct answer here
...Well unless they are lesbians I guess

>>388578881
SMT's only hard if you're a total retard, Puzzle Boy excluded.

>>388579574
grow a pair fag

>>388579030
Ascension already happened, it's impossible to do worse.

>>388578881
> I told her smt would be too hard for her
Oh then YOU are the bad friend
Hope you're ashamed of yourself

>>388579576
I'm gonna buy and play it regardless. If it's even half as good as 3 was then I'll be ok with it

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Deus Ex

women can't understand conspiracy porn for some reason

>>388579679
you don't need to call everything retarded and exaggerate. they can be very unfair especially to first timers, so it would be hard for most people to get into

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>>388572292

>>388579867
Was it rape?

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>>388579928
No, but was this?

>>388579768
Truth

>>388579878
Jesus Christ it looks like a bat with its mouth open

>>388579878
I hope you get banned, that's disgusting

>>388579878
woah truuu explains why they're only 2 unchangeable genders in the animal kingdom

>all these bigots ITT

I thought /v/ was a liberal board

>>388576403
>sister
Desu

>>388579843
It's really not that unfair at all. There's an element of RNG for sure, but outside of a couple of the games, there's nothing that can't be avoided.

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>>388580156
For any of you fucks doubting me

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>>388580414
that looks soft

>>388580493
>Anon gets rabies after facefucking a bat

>>388580752
>Not getting shots beforehand

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>>388578342
Prove it then, you fucker
Timestamp

>>388580284
playing through and beating shin megami tensei 4, i feel like she would have immense trouble in a lot of parts thinking back on it like naraku, certain bosses, where to fucking go and plus she doesnt play a whole lot of games. shes been playing persona5 on hard and i just enjoy it that we can talk about something smt related

>>388580947
you are going to get shot either way my man

>>388581281
SMTIV is one of the only bullshit ones because of teammate AI. P5 on hard is about as tough as Nocturne on normal.

>>388572360
fuck off back to /r/eddit, faggot