Best way to deal with the undead in games?

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Prove to them mathematically that they will never win a tourney and make a waifu.

just post the porn. Let's be honest, that's all these threads come down to, so just skip the foreplay and get to it

>>388571525
Holy element/healing magic.

Use their bones as dog treats.

>>388571525
make bone puns until even the lich can't stand them

>>388572048
That would be quite humerus, wouldn't it?

>>388571701
looks like it has a face

>>388571525
Fire is a good option most of the time. Crushing damage for skeletons to grind the bones into dust. Ghosts? You'll want a Priest/Paladin to smite them. Depends on the setting like most things, but of course if they're sane you can try to reason with them.

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Checkmate

>>388572614
Sometimes they can dodge those items, or at least they can in FF8.

>>388571525
Can we fuck the lich?

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>>388571525
Why don't you just use the weapon bestowed to you?

>>388572596
>reasoning with the undead
HERETIC

>>388573000
Probably would get diseased something fierce, but trips do make a compelling argument.

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By calling for assistance.

>>388573392
Heyheyheyheyhey. Sometimes, the souls of the departed have genuine reasons to be upset and come back to life. They're rare, and if there's a necromancer involved it's usually safer to just destroy them, but you can't ignore that it does happen.
I don't condone consorting with demons, though. Or elves.

purification
make her switch alignment
pierce her with the holy dong

>>388573701
Whats wrong with elves?
Theyre our greatest allies.

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>>388571525

>>388574112
>Elves
>Allies
I'd trust Goblins before Elves.

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>>388571525
i hope this is one of THOSE threads

>>388571525
PURGE WITH HOLY AND RIGHTEOUS MIGHT
PURGE THE PRINCESS TOO

>>388571525
Kill the princess, she's a stand user trying to trick me.

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>Wanting to kill the friendly Necromancer mayor of Bonetown cause he's purging demonic blue-haired scum from his town

oh great, another of those threads.
how much before they waifu the necromancer?

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Ya give em one of these

Niggas you change princess everyday!

I cant do comics that fast.

>>388576497
Fuck off spic
Go eat some steak covered in ketchup

>>388576497
they're doing a Dragon Ball GT marathon on Telemundo
you and your mexishit ass shouldn't miss it

What kind of necromancy are we talking about? Solomonic necromancy isn't as hard to deal with as with demonic necromancy, for example.

>>388577436
Tantric necromancy.

>>388577432
I dont watch anime, thats for fags.

>>388577590
Well then, guess we're REALLY entering the bone zone then.

>>388577814
>he says while posting on a chinese tapestry site

>>388577814
die mon

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>>388575886
>Implying i didn't always know that to be the case
Where the demon woman at????

I summon my own undead to fight the undead.

>>388571525
Use healing magic.

>>388578682
Literally 10 feet in front of you.

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The skeleton necromancer got a bone to pick with you!

What's in the lich's satchel? His phone? Do liches use phones? If you steal it you could threaten to break it or something, then he'd have to do what you say.

>>388571525
>that silhouette
>those hips
YOU CANT FOOL ME, WENCH
BEHIND THOSE ROBES LAYS A MAIDEN FAR GONE THOUGH EVIL'S GRASP
FACE THE TRUTH FOR ONCE, AND BARE YOURSELF BEFORE ME

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>>388579805
Don't you mean skeleton Nekkomancer?

>>388579805
>changing the staff
why

>>388571525
burn the witch and the lich she summoned

>>388580226
Truly it is the darkest of days for humanity

>>388580276
Because I can't draw skulls worth shit and shamelessly copied the one on the stick

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>>388579181
Youre right, thanks.

Turn the princess into a thicc, muscular futanari and let her rescue herself

>>388581273
But anon. necvromancers are the master of the BONER!

>>388581273
>futanari
low tier fetish m8

I yell at the princess, "DO YOU HAVE A PENIS?"
If they answer no, walk away. If they answer yes, rescue them and while they are still tied up rip all their clothes off and deepthroat their cock until they shoot their thick cum down my virgin throat.

>>388581273
>>388581817
Whats with you fuckers and futa? Such a pleb tier fetish

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>>388571784
W R O N G

>>388581897
It's hot

>>388581897
Some people want to take the D, without having that D be from another man. I think that's the justification for it.

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>>388580205
Anon, being himself tries to unrobe the fair nekkomancer.

But history repeats himself and once again, a woman is yelling and hitting him again.

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>flesh arm
This is obviously a necromancer, no lich yet!

>>388582428

go to the grocery store, buy some catnip, and return

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>lol lets turn it into a waifu!!!
You guys are fucking weak

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>>388582607
>He doesn't want to fuck a necromancer chick

>>388582607
Skeletons are hot.

>>388582428
>Mage resorting to physical attacks
She's weak, and her skills are weak. Press the advantage.

>>388582747
I don't.

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doot doot faggots

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>>388582485
Forgot the best change.

>>388571902
The journey is half the goddamn point.
The ninja + japanese princess thread from the other day took a turn for the hilariously worse, for example.

>>388582913
What kind of loser are you?

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>>388582485

>>388582937
i hated how the new enemys were unsustainable makeing the wichdoctor fucking worthless in tier 3 dungeons

>>388582607
Its a free thread, draw it however YOU like.
Besides, why'd you come here if not for the waifus?

Or are you a gay?

>>388583592
gaaaay

>>388583592
better, because featureless anon character is boring
give the player character some features

>>388583846
But then he lose all relatebility.

>>388583254

balls deep animal fuck

>>388582607
That's implying I wouldn't fuck that snek motherfucka

>>388582607
>Not wanting to fuck literally everything

>>388581897
It's what happens when someone puts yuri on a pedestal while being unable to deny to themselves that they find penetration sexy.

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>>388584247
Wow, you're so weird and special

>>388584397
Only special and weird person is the one who doesn't want to fuck everything

>>388583846
You make the anon interesting through action.

somebody needs to update the princessbooru with the ninja adventure.

>>388584635
from the last tread >>388393265

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>>388583846
alright

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>>388584808

>ugly fat guy

at least it isn't an old man

>>388584635
...Theres a princessbooru?

>>388584808
>>388585363
At least put on some armour to hide how much of a neckbeard that we look like.

>>388585401
MMOMMMYYYYY

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>>388585401
>pink areolas
The best

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>>388585363
>>388585442

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look, I made it better.

>>388586219
Silly Anon, that's not nearly big enough.

>>388586061
Good enough. Initiate dialog with the necromancing chick.

>>388585407
Here:http://princessbooru.booru.org/

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>>388586621
Oh fuck you spilled your spaghetti!

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>>388586621
fuck that gay shit. use my +8 charisma to woo her.

>>388571525
>>388582485
Literally fuck both

>>388586841
Turns out she's exceptionally hungry and falls to the ground, beginning the process of scooping up and eating all your spaghetti. With no more spaghetti, Anon turns into Chad.

>>388587306
...For floor spaghetti that fell out of a fat guy's pockets? Really?

stop trying to fuck the necromancer, she's clearly married.

>>388587476
She hasn't eaten in weeks.

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>>388582807
ANON IS QUICK TO LEAP INTO ACTION AFTER REALIZING THAT THE NECROMANCER DOESN'T HAVE THE NECESSARY FEAT MINMAX. I MEAN HOW COULD SHE, IT'S 3.5 AFTER ALL AND YOU NEED SOME SUPREME AUTISM FOR THAT.

I have no idea why skeletons are so hard for me.

>>388587576
>Her butt area just sorta spits float magic
Neat.
In a fit of surprise, Nekomancer transforms herself into a cat-girl without legs!

>>388586219
Now we're getting somewhere.

>>388587576
This: >>388587891
But she turns them all into cat-girls, but she still has no legs.

>>388587576
>You are already dead
I mean, he's not wrong.

>>388587969
If the captive is still a chick instead of a dude, I would still save her compared to the more feminine version.

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>>388587576
but this doesn't stop anon as he plays fire with fire.

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FUCK SKELETOOOOOOOONS

>>388587969
that prince looks like a pussy, why are we trying to save him?

>>388588224
What's a Skeletoon?

>>388588298
16 inch blue blood dick.

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>>388588418
This, I guess.

>>388586681
There, added mine to the booru.

Thanks for the link, by the way.

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>>388588141
Now were getting somewhere

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>>388588224
FUCK EM HARD

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>HEY FLESHBAG, C'MERE A MINUTE
How do you respond?

>>388589393
Put down the sword first

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>>388587969
I didn't wanna have to do this.

>>388575021
>>388575032
holy shit they're right next to eachother

>>388589610
this keeps on getting better

>>388575021
>>388575032
>>388589726
That's the power of a Deus Vultmind.

>>388589035
you're welcome.

does the princess have a dick? this is very important

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>>388589590
>HEY OLAF THIS DUDE'S TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR SWORD
>A WISEGUY HUH? YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY PINKIE?

>>388589893
The princes is one giant dick.
It was a ruse by the necromancer.

>>388589931
You look ready to axe me a question, mate.

>>388589987
Then he's already dead. Wait, he actually is already dead, fuck. You get my point.

>>388589931
I'd come over there and show you what's what tough guy but I bet you're too busy boning each other

haha

>>388588141
My boner is calcium hard right now.

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>>388589756
ha, you think that good, I haven't even used the special dracostone armor. (+15 def/res)

>>388590920
At this rate, isn't the necromancer going to free the prince(princess) to use those chains to capture us?

>>388590991
>implying that wasn't the plan

>>388590991
lets see him try after I take this strength tonic

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>>388591709
forgot pic

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>>388590025
One more pun like that and you're getting a one way ticket to the boneyard pal

>>388571525
Marry him

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>>388591856
Well, it really sounds like I'm going to get boned.

>>388591791
Well, are we going to wait until it gets stolen from our hands? Drink that tonic up!

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Other than a fuckton of Melee and City Trial, I beat Tales of Symphonia with 3 of my younger brothers back in the Gamecube era. It's partly why I hated when the series lost its multiplayer focus. Being able to experience a JRPG with friends or family is truly something special since you deal with the tropes of that anime bullshit together.

>>388592907
That's great

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>>388592104
huh? this doesn't feel quite right somehow...

>>388593097
...Are we sure we didn't mix up the tonics that we had in our inventory?

>>388571525
blunt weaponry or holy magic

>>388593097
It was a potion of Shingeki no Kyoujin!

>>388593287
What if I told you skeletons can bleed?

>>388580918
>those shoulders
demon wo(man)

>>388593374
via what means?
their bone marrow?

I was literally going to make a thread like this when I got up. With the undead theme and everything. What the hell, /v/?

>>388593496
Post it anyway.

>>388589610
Ask the Prince if he has a masculine vagina.

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>>388574349

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>>388593237
oh shit! that wasn't a strength potion!

why did I even have that potion?

>>388594169
and here we go

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>>388594169

>>388594169
Necromancer begins spilling the spaghetti.
Take our Prince Princess tomboy in disguise and leave.

>>388594169
So wait, if that wasn't our strength potion, who has it then?

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>>388594169
THIS IS EXACTLY MY FETISH

>>388594347
>Extra thicc x tomboy
please no my dick isn't ready

>>388594476
>Necromaner stole our strength potion while we weren't looking
>Replaced it with a strength loss potion
>He's going to take the strength potion himself and mind-break us in front of our husbando
N-No Necromaner senpai, p-please!

>>388594169
Quick! Drink another potion to counteract the effects!

>>388575032
>>388575021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj2HvGPv0XM

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>>388594476
who knows?

>>388594859
No, no no!

>>388571525
Full life
Regen
>>388571701
>wasting an elixir on undead

>>388594859
>>388594956
YES
YES
YESSSSS

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>>388594859
Uh, you don't get to be the hero. I'm in charge here.

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>>388582747
>He doesn't want to fuck a necromancer dick

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>>388594956
w-what?

>>388584635
the one with anon impregnating the ninja with a hellspawn.

>>388595462
>Not getting mindbroken by Nec-bro-mancer
Gay

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>>388595424
this nigga gets it

>>388595462
Hopefully he'll still be a prince(female) after all this is over.

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>>388595462
my mind says no but my dick says yes

>>388571525
... is she bound and blindfolded? Anyway, just cast cure. Raise on bosses.

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>>388596226
>.gif
YOU CAN'T TRICK ME YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>>388596226
2spook

>>388596226
That was a fun ending. Shame we didn't get a grown-up Demon Ninja Girl.

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>>388596037
well now I'm just confused

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Leaver the poor Neetomancer alone.

>>388596868
...Who the fuck has the strength potion, then?

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>>388588224
If you insist.

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>>388596868
>Futa meme
I'm out.

>>388596937
Have you considered escorting?

>>388596937
We must give her more MP through fugging her

>>388596937
Demons never play fair. Why not use skele's as a work force for hire?

>>388596937
Get a job.

>>388596937
gross bitch.
take a bath and get a job.

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>>388597059

>>388597452
Here's 20 gold coins. I don't mind.

>>388597452
There is for sure a market for someone with your qualities though. Need a first client?

>>388597452
rape to deny her from lich dom

>>388597452
Two of those are fixable pretty easily, and wouldn't stop anyone here anyway.

>>388597452
Not like 'sex escort', I meant more like 'adventurer escort', the one with the fighting on the streets, instead of fighting in the sheets.

>>388597452
>becoming a lich
That's a meme occupation and you know it lady

>>388597452
Stop, my dick can only get so hard!

>>388597452
i love me a smelly neet necromancer

>>388596937
I thought you said Levar (soap brand) the poor Neetomancer for a second there.

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>>388597452
I give you 100 gold for bathing, grooming, and dress you up, deal?

>>388597452
please be my girlfriend

we can explore our magical realms together

give the neetomancer her money and take her in front of the princess RIGHT NOW

Once she's a lich we can fuck her cold body. It's better to wait.

>>388597452
>Wanting to become an immortal virgin meatsack
You're hopeless and your phylactery will be easily destroyed anyway, hand over the princess. not to mention the fact that demons don't trade money, asshole

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>>388597452

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>>388597578

>>388597904
>>388597452
I wanna see them eyes! Get a haircut!

>>388598130
no DON'T

>>388598119

this >>388598130

>>388598119
Now can I give you a bath and watch you get embarrassed as I shave your bush into a more manageable form?

>>388598119
Assist her in becoming a great lich. Then fuck her.

>>388598119
Okay, you have your money. Now you understand how escorting works, right?

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>>388597020
real ending incoming

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>>388598130
1/2

>>388598452
>20 gold coins
That's it? Man, girl, you need to leave the Tutorial area.
Sack of 20K gold casually placed into her hands.

>>388598452
YOU HAVE YOUR MONEY GET NAKED

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>>388598130

>>388598620
MUH

>>388598620
CUUUUTE!

>>388598620
>le spoopy scribbly creepy pasta black eyes
Fuck off

>>388598620
cute

>>388598620
Still not that bad.
>>388598536
What'll this get us?

>>388598620
Now rape her

>>388598620
Put a flower in her hair

>>388598620
kawaii!

>>388598620
perfection

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>>388598620

>>388598620
Well someone was staring at the sun for too long. Do those things even still work?

>>388598620
ok remove blindfold from princess put on neetomancer

>>388598620
Seems like that was a mistake, but you look cute, with those beady red eyes, I think?

>>388598620
KISS HER
I
S
S
H
E
R

>>388598620
Kiss her forehead!

>>388594985
>not knowing about sacred series elixirs

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>>388598452
2/2

God bless this anon for actually giving OC to this shit board

>>388598919
Now get naked!

>>388598620
>>388598919
I like them both. 1 of each?
Shower her in gold coins.

>>388598919
[X] Put it in

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>>388598919
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>388598919
LET ME WASH YUO YOU SMELLING PEICE OFH SIT

>>388598919
KISS HER
CALL HER CUTE

>>388598919
Can you take a darn bath now? You stink.

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>>388598919

>>388598620
>>388598919
make them fight to the death the winner is best girl

>>388598919
お風呂に入りなさい

>>388599073
shut up fag

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>>388587891
>>388587967
FUCK!

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>>388598674
B-but anon kun that's just how I am!
Please forgive me!

>>388599164
Now, assert dominance.

>>388599192
Don't mind him.

But hey, about those 20 gold coins.

You're an escort now, remember?

>>388599164
Looks good to me.
Now pet her.

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>wanting the princess at all

>>388599192
GOD DAMMIT ANON

INITIATE HEADPAT SEQUENCE FOLLOWED BY APOLOGY

>>388599192
It's just one thought out of many. Besides, these 'ogggu anime' eyes are worse than the red dots you had before.

>>388599275
reminds me of the slime one that ended in tragedy

>>388599275
>I am a great wizard

>>388599360
Didnt it have a baby

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>>388599360
This one?

>>388599192
**HUGS TIGHTLY**

>>388599192
This went from great to awesome.

>>388599192
KISS HER

>>388599192
Please have my child.

>>388599473
Is there a gallery/album with all the princesses?
I have so many amazing things to catch up on, apparently, holy shit

>>388599473
She was best princess, shame my pleas to keep her alive went unheard

>>388599192
I leave in thread in your arms, anon. Life calls.

>>388600157
Rip Buckfilla-Anon.

>>388600204
This is the best way to use our creativity instead of shitting on skellies

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Who does he call?

>>388599896
http://princessbooru.booru.org/
For that specific one: https://mega.nz/#F!f0N1DS6L!vTdEX81I_kp0Dori85xI6Q

>>388600359
Tom Cruise

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>>388600359

>>388600359
Skeletongs

>>388600359
>>388600402
The only correct answer.

>>388600359
https://youtu.be/m9We2XsVZfc?t=11s

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>>388600359

>>388600402
>>388600474
I see no tom cruise, only rom cruise

>>388600359
Gotta go all monolithic religion up in here. Phone up Jesus, Moses and Mohammed.

>>388600359
Todd Howard

>>388600376
thanks!

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>>388600359

>>388600376
>that dragon

Woah momma.

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>>388600359
I SUMMON *record scratch* HIMSELF

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>>388599230
Christ you were still waiting?

>>388599264
You're not gonna be able to do any kisses, headpats, fucks or ravaging. That girl got a type 10 fractured ass and fractured ass is no joking matter.

>>388600913
Oh shit.

>>388600913
I can't believe she's fucking dead.

>>388601116
She already was

>>388600913
>metalo-ass
Ram it. There's no time to lose.

>>388600913
SHES NOT DEAD YET, I spend the next few day's finding O- blood type to save her as well as replacement legs, as well as try and tell her I'm sorry and that I will try and make her life better.

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>want to help by drawing cute necromancer with self esteem issues
>can't draw
This is suffering

>>388601246
In that case, I can't believe she's fucking dead, AGAIN.

>>388601386
Can you write?

>>388601386
Just get liquered up and prepare to use the copy paste tool a lot. That's how i do it.

>>388601386
I know that feel. I've tried to teach myself over the years but every time I get frustrated at my incredibly slow progress and awful art and drop it for months at a time. By the time I get back around to it I've lost whatever meager skills I'd gained. It's hell.

>>388601469
I've written a few lewd monster girl stories

>>388599473
I remember that fuckin' thread. I'm still mad yet fufilled

>>388601412
there's nothing gay about girls with dicks you bitch!

>>388600359
Morgan Freeman.

>>388573231
Purdy gud.

>>388601412
Nuh uh, I am a straight bone white male and I love me some wide hip bones.

>>388601553
>>388601386
Dont worry about it, i have been drawing for YEARS and im still garbage at it, awful time sink.

>>388571525
Why would the princess fall for a manlet anyway

>>388601812
You got any resources you could recommend learning from?

More cute necromancer girl, please

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>>388571525

>>388601901
Because his dick's as big as he is

>>388601958
Boner or loner?

>>388601970
big cums

>>388571525
Laugh at them for having lower level necromancy than me and barrage them with yo mamma jokes and runescape-esque derivatives of "noob" like "fr00b". Preferably in all caps and in general chat.

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>>388602019
A bit of both

>>388601970
I don't see one unless that head isn't a head

>>388601602
Then you know what you must do.
Fellow write-fag.

>>388602165
But my stories are shit and I can give you examples if you want
And I have to finish another story

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>>388601386
Get a cheap tablet, get Paint Tool SAI or something and then turn up that stabilizer to max. It may be a crutch but it works if you want at least mediocre results!

>>388602263
Please do. I'm also shit, but that doesn't mean I don't write.
Also what else could you be writing?

>>388602348
https://pastebin.com/RcAqiZfB
https://pastebin.com/sNS9h0u0
Writing about a leviathan girl

>>388602451
Thanks, friend.
I'd write something myself, but I gotta pass out in like 5 minutes. Thanks for the reads and good luck, hopefully it turns out good.

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>>388600440
>>388600601
>>388600871
I don't know why this took so long

>>388602689
Good shit.

>>388602689
fucking kek

>>388602689
Mmmmm... feminine cock....

>>388602848
Fuck off fag

>>388602689
praise

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>>388602689
Perfect.

>>388602457
Oh shit, this is actually super useful. Thanks anon.

>>388603052
No problem m8

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>>388601294
Unfortunately, you loose against the giant metal ass machine. You yell at the rng for cheating but really manlet, should've done more upper body workouts.

now you're just awkwardly lying on the floor, everyone thinks you're the metal asshole now.

>>388603613
Well, let's just go home with Princess and be sad for a while.

>>388571525
Destroy Undead spell or necromancy speciality

>>388603841
Do not bully the Necromancer!

>>388597452
We never did give her that bath.

Where's my Nec-Romance?

>>388605713
Drawfegs are asleep, writefegs wont write.

>>388605713
What are you buyin'?

>>388605876
fuk

It's me, zoot
Ask me a question and you shall receive an answer

>>388606506
Are traps gay?

>>388606542
Not if they fuck women

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>>388571525
>Heal undead
>they take damage

post yfw

>>388606506
I want to FUCK the Neetcromancer.

>>388571525
smear your shitty artwork threads all over 4chan like a gigantic faggot

>>388606506
is it possible to turn a devil-marker into a girl?
asking for a friend

>>388606631
Honestly I do too.
Anyone know where to find porn with awkward smelly girls with big bushes?

>>388606716
>I am a marker.
>hail Satan.