Assassin's Creed Origins

>>388544548
AYO

>>388544548
>lol it doesn't look so bad
>how can they get away with making shitty games

Every fucking time

>>388545193
HOL UP

>>388544548
Not a fan of the dark souls-lite combat but other than that I'd get it on sale

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>>388544548
>It actually looks like a decent game.
It looks awful, it actually looks worse than AC3 did (in terms of gameplay etc.) pre-release.
Go shill somewhere else, you moron.

>>388544548
I'm hoping to become a KANG

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>>388544548
No

>>388544548
All the gameplay footage has killed what little expectations had for it. It's looks like another Horizon, a pretty empty shell of rehashed mechanics from the trending, popular games of the moment. The game comes out and it's already stale because you've played it before.
Also not fond of the setting and the voice acting for the main character is bad.

WE

>>388544548
WUZ

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>>388545743
>*dunks over a sphynx*
>*devolves from primate*

>>388544548
>AC3 and 4's major weakness was shitty cities
>Origins barely has cities at all
it looks like complete shit but I'll give it a pirate to see just how shit

/v/ is just mad as fuck because its about the cultural achievements of black people who were building pyramids while white people were shitting out in the woods

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>>388545881
Kangz

Lost all interest when gear-based microtransactions were announced.

>>388545774
I think they even called it "ancient Egypt" at some point when in reality it's somewhere around Caesar's time, that's nowhere near ancient Egypt.

>>388544548
>It actually looks like a decent game.
No it doesn't. Assassin's creed 1 was like a 7/10 and they have been going downhill ever since. Even Blackflag, which was a revival of the series, was like 7.5/10.

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>>388544548
>Can we have a thread about this game without the shitposting please?
no

>>388544548
The best thing about this game announcement was all the shitpost that followed it.

>>388545954
Wait the game has the same gambling shite like the new Shadow of Mordor?

The shitposting is the only interesting thing about the game. Looks generic as fuck.

>>388545925
DAS RITE

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>>388546097
DAS RITE

>>388546004
>Assassin's creed 1 was like a 7/10 and they have been going downhill ever since.
Come on, now. ACII and Brotherhood were significant improvements over the first game.

Reminder that the trailer literally started off by saying WE

>>388544548
i really like the hoverbird and bad writing and AC1 gameplay

>>388545925
shieeet you showed em whos kang tyrone!

>>388544548
I'm looking forward to progress being gated by character level. I'm looking forward to unlocking the ability to sit down on a bench. I'm looking forward to XP boosts. I'm looking forward to not having a notoriety level, but instead a faction that will always aggro no matter what. I'm looking forward to 50 % female quota for allies and enemies. I'm looking forward to ridiculous and baseless portrayals of historical figures.

In other words, I'm looking forward to another game just like the couple previous ones.

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>>388546004
>Assassin's creed 1 was like a 7/10 and they have been going downhill ever since. Even Blackflag, which was a revival of the series, was like 7.5/10.
One of the rare times an anon with taste posts in an AC thread. AC1 is criminally underrated, though I would say 2 was better, like a 'weak' 8/10, and then after that it was downhill.

>>388546216
The main gripe with 1 was the repetitiveness, but ultimately all the core mechanics in 1 are better than in 2. The combat is much better balanced, and the parkour and climbing is more realistic. Climbing up something huge actually took some time which was nice. 1 had a better story, more grounded story, though of course AC2 was about revenge it still ended up with the "Chosen One" meme, and better characters, Al Mualim and Rafiq were more interesting than practically all AC2 side characters.
Also Rome in Brotherhood was honestly underwhelming.

>>388544548
>What are you guys looking forward to doing in it?
This is an obvious shill line. It has many variations but is seen across many shill threads.

>What are you going to do first?
>Which hero are you going to main?
>What will you explore first?

These are always accompanied by a shot of the games title. Keep an eye out for shill threads.

>>388544548
looking forward to climbing Sphynx

>>388546659
For reference, here >>388513554 is a nearly identical shill thread.

>>388546919
And it's funny because after release those kind of threads stop immediately, then it's only actual anons who make some shit thread about the shit game(s).

>>388546919
I don't think Larian can afford shills

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Everyone get to the Steam discussion ASAP
MODS IN FULL MELTDOWN

>>388547576
>talks about a controller with no trigger warning on a PC forum and expects to not get banned

>>388547576
did you seriously ask whether the game is playable with a controlled? TRIGGERED

WE

WUZ

>>388545617
SO YALL BE SAYN

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>>388544548
I don't get how even with the mid-gen console versions thata re out now, they can't equal Unity's graphics. Syndicate's downgrade was massive, and Origins doesn't look much better.

ASASINZ

>>388544548
>Assassin's Creed Origins
How do they keep finding the most generic and cliche titles for these games?
I thought Revelations was dumb enough

>>388548112
N CREED

>>388548050
Unity didn't run very well and had prebaked ligthing
could be the reason

>>388548050
And especially the facial animations, Unity is ten times better than the shit they've shown for Origins.

>Finally a game where you can run around and explore an ancient Egyptian setting
>It's fucking Asscreed

Why God?

>>388545985
Well technically it is 'ancient Egypt' just not during the time period most people think of

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>Can we have a thread about this game without the shitposting please?

Never.

>>388548446
It's not even ancient egypt.

It's the future of Detroit when it reaches a 100% black demographic.

>>388547828
>>388547821

He left out the part where the thread subject was WE and then an intentionally vanilla question so he could spin it and create the image he wanted to create.

>>388548409
Unity had few cutscenes, Origins goes full Witcher with nearly every interaction with NPC's being a cutscene.

AYO AYO WAIT AYO
*pulls up pants*
AYO WAIT SUM FINNA
*snorts and spits*
AYO SUM FINNA
*grabs crotch*
SUM FINNA
*hoots and hollers*
SUM FINNA DO
*aims pistol sideways at rivals*
SUM WHITEY GON
*smokes weed*
SUM WHITEY GON SPEAK
*smokes crack*
SUM WHITEY GON SPEAK LIKE
*hollers at his hoes*
WHITEY GON SPEAK LIKE
*beats up a homeless man for change*
WHITEY GON SPEAK LIKE ME
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*posts blacked memes on /pol/*
SO YALL BE SAYN
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*
AAAAD
*gets shot*

>>388548446
We call that shit Ptolemaic Egypt. Ancient Egypt has long passed.

>>388548446
Why would anyone think of ~0 year Egypt if someone said "ancient Egypt"?? What?

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>tfw they fucked the story up so badly they had to reboot the series

I will never stop being mad

>>388548645
Hey you
Stop monkeying around

isnt this the series where its supposed to be about jumping parkour but it has such shit design that the game doesnt even respond to what you want to do? And because its a AAA western turd it gets lapped up by normalfags who actually develop fond memories of this horrible game design because they dont know what a good game is and theyve bought every AC in the series also jaderaymondisalesbian

AYOOOOOOO

>>388548409
>>388548621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZJfZxocxgs

>>388548446
>>388548691
>>388548748
It's really fucked up when you think about how Cleopatra lived closer to the opening of the first McDonalds than to the building of the Great Pyramids.

>>388548645
You forgot the most important one anon
>*EVOLVES FROM PRIMATE*

Hey. How large is this game's toon zone?

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>>388546636

>in AC2 i could kill 20 guards just by using the counter
>in AC1 i had to think twice before starting a fight

Why do so many games try to make the player a death machine? I'm a stealth assasin, not the kool aid man.

>>388548691
but that's for people who know about egyptian history, average people know ancient means before christ, even if it's true that when I think about ancient egypt, I think about 3000 to 1000BC, not that late

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>>388544548
>loot
>enemy has levels
>filler sidequests
>still heavily combat focused with stealth being an afterthought

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>see this thread on the top page

SO AYL BE SUMA

>>388548691
>>388548748
The Ptolemaic Period is still an era in ancient history and Egypt was for the most part culturally the same as it was beforehand. Just because it's not the Egypt of Seti or Khafre doesn't mean it's not ancient Egypt. You fucking autists are arguing semantics.

>>388548003
*smacks lips*

>>388544548
I'm ethnically egyptian and the cultural appropriation in this title is very offensive to me, please don't discuss it here.

>>388544548
WE

>>388549147

I'd give up one of my testicles to fuck Gaga. God damn

>>388549483
WAZ

>>388546009
>tfw girlfriend is literally from kenya
>she has no idea why basketball americans think they're egyptians

makes me think a bit.

>>388549584
KANGZ

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>>388549454

>>388549649
DELETE DIS

>>388549353
WE

>>388549349
We are not arguing sematics you trigged fuck. We are stating an info.

>>388549649
TRIGGER WARNING

>>388549550
You'd have to give up the other one to Syphilis afterward.

>>388549749
WUZ

My wife's boyfriend is hyped about this game.

>>388549454
>I'm ethnically egyptian
No you aren't you stinking arab.

>>388546636
fuck off, 2 was a solid 8. it was great, it was the best game in the series. even black flag, which does a lot of things better, is not the total package 2 was.

>>388549881
Oh yeah, well I read that and DIDN'T explode.
Checkmate.

see
wut yall niggas dont be remembrin is
we wuz ALWAYS
KINGS
AND
QUEENGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc

>>388549805

Acceptable losses. Who wants kids when you could leave a celeb fuck legacy behind you instead

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>>388549839
FAROZ

>>388549749
AYO
*slices watermelon*

>>388550012
that's a nubian, and they probably wuz in fact kangz, to be fair.

>>388549776
Ancient Egypt is not one era in Egyptian history you fucking retard. Ancient Egypt is everything from the Old Kingdom to the end of Roman era. The Ptolemaic Period is one era in the history of Ancient Egypt.

>>388549945
Yeah? well burka durka hurka, derk dek allah, Muhammad jihad!

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>>388549649
B...but dey wazn't kangz n sheit.

>>388544548
ubishit yearly rehashes don't deserve a thread without shitposting.

WE

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>>388549970
That meme is even funnier now that science has proved the Egyptians where Euros and Turks.

Kangz on suicide watch.

>>388550190
It technically is, you shithead. Same as the old Kingdom, New Kingdom, you're arguing technicalities you little shit.

>>388544548
W
>E

>>388550294
>Euros and Turks
Indo-European.

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Let it be known, that the protege of my family has perpetrated nothing, and has infact been a valorous as a young person

I really don't understand why is it such a big deal if ancient egyptians were white neanderthals or black. Strictly speaking they weren't even the same human race, so they aren't really direct ancestors to any group of humans living today, just like monkeys aren't either.

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>>388550435
Apples and Not Kangz Pears mate.

>>388546070
>gambling shite
It kinda is gambling when I think about it, maybe one could stop this cancerous trend by arguing that it is gambling and specifically targeting minors.

>>388550369
w.AZ

>>388549349
>Bronze Age vs Iron Age
>fucked by Assyrians, Persians and Greeks in the centuries before

Ptolemaic Egypt isn't Ancient Egypt. The last dynasty you can still count in that category is the 26th dynasty.

>>388550190
Ancient can mean "very old" so to an Egyptologist or historian it might mean what you say it is not the case to the average person. Most people hear "ancient egypt" and just think "old egypt." Since they are not participating in a formal study or academic culture they are not incorrect. A truly intelligent person would be able to read his audience and understand that differences in meaning like this exist and be able to account for them without going full sperg.

>>388550332
No

You were the one stupid enough to say that the Ptolemaic Period wasn't "ancient" Egypt in the first place

>>388546009
Bedouin Dreams all day every day

>>388550012
N SHIIIEEET

>>388550294
damn nigguh
youd believe anything at this point

>>388546223
MEME MAGIC BAYBEEE

>>388550190
No, Ancient Egypt is everything until Alexander the Great's conquests. Some might even say Ancient Egypt ended with the Achaemenid conquest, but the Ptolemaic and Roman eras definitely aren't counted as "Ancient Egypt".

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>>388547576

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>>388550646
Dude Ptolemaic Period had the hottest dead waifu. None of that Rupaul looking Nefertiti bullshit.

>>388544548
WE WUZ KANGS

>>388550754
https://www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069

Stupid cunt. Play less GTA V and do more reading. You might even learn how to spell nigger right.

>>388550848
Normies think of Cleopatra when they think of ancient egypt, and this is an ass creed game, targeted very definitely at normies.

>>388550848
>>388550636
>Ancient Egypt, civilization in northeastern Africa that dates from the 4th millennium bce. Its many achievements, preserved in its art and monuments, hold a fascination that continues to grow as archaeological finds expose its secrets. This article focuses on Egypt from its prehistory through its unification under Menes (Narmer) in the 3rd millennium bce—sometimes used as a reference point for Egypt’s origin—and up to the Islamic conquest in the 7th century ce.

HURR FUCKING DURR!
https://www.britannica.com/place/ancient-Egypt

>>388549454
If you are eyptian you most likely have zero bloodline to the original eyptian's.

Just a decedent from the Muslim Arabs that killed and slaughtered the eyptian populace forcing the last few survivors to be gypsies.

At least when Spain fucked over the Aztec and mayans there was still enough of them left to repopulate to what Mexico is now.

Muslims are monsters.

>>388551079
N SHIE-
*sees pyramid in the distance*
AYO HOL OP

>>388550689
DAS RITE

>>388544548
WE WUZ ORIGINAL KANGZ

>>388544548
WE

>>388544548
*LIP SMACKS*
SO WHATCHU SAYIN IS

WE WUZ GROVE STREET!

>>388549970
>KANG cucked by white Michael Jackson
WHITED BLACK BLACKED

>>388551530
Egypt, home. Least twas before i fucked everythang up.

>>388544548
THIS IS A FUCKIN VIDEO(GAME)

>>388551481
AYO

>>388544548
>It actually looks like a decent game.

Nope. Here's a tip you can take to your bosses shill: focus on the we wuz shit and prop up that "racism" to create some controversial marketing, it'll be a win-win. You get propped up by ideologically driven zealots as fighting Trump e.t.c. and might even get a few extra sales from the social justice kids around here who think wasting their money on an Ubisoft product is a way to stick it to that racist /v/.

>>388548789
Just as we got to the Napoleon era too. Could have had naval warfare still, great european settings, even the egypt campain that was hinted at the end of dead kings.

>>388550607
KANGZ

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>>388551720
Same old CJ! Corvee! Straight corvee!

WE

WUZZZZZ

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Do we have any hope for this?

>>388544548
not only does it look like a shit game, you made this thread specifically to shitpost

WE

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>>388552207
I'm not that bothered about the setting, i'm just mad that the story we had from AC1 all the way to AC3 has been messed up so badly.

The way they killed Desmond off was a joke, although I think he may actually still be alive.

And now we aren't going to get any story progression because Origins is a prequal to AC1.

>>388544548
>Can we have a thread about this game without the shitposting please?
no
> It actually looks like a decent game.
no
It looks like asscreed game with additional historical revisionism
>What are you guys looking forward to doing in it?
I wonder if you can cuck caesar with cleopatra

uninstall.exe

>>388552849
Do you feel like you fit in now?

>>388552791
>he may actually still be alive.
he's been dissected by Abstergo, you see a video about this in AC4

>>388545542
Amen.

>>388552950
clones man.

>>388544548
>It actually looks like a decent game.

It's like if shills... they just abandoned any attempt to hide their real intentions.

>clones

Probably exactly what happeneing considering what we saw in the modern era cutscenes of Syndicate.

>>388552761
WAZ
A
Z

>>388551191
dis nyucka hurr?
he mad as fuck bout nuffin
but y dou?
mus' be dat "wite syndrome" talkin

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>>388547576
lmao

>>388553487
kek

>>388553487
christ what the fuck is wrong with people

>>388553237
The fuck are they gonna do with all them Desmonds.

>>388553785
How about fuck off back to r/asscreed, ye?

>>388553785
please support bay area zog cog "artists" that produce and sell agitprop

>>388544548
It might be ok. I enjoyed Syndicate for what it was, but I don't think the series will ever reclaim it's form from the Ezio trilogy.

>>388553487
>4kangz
hearty keke

YO CJ!

>>388551287
arguably copts are the original stock

>>388554234
Feel the same. I think it's just one of those situations where the devs just have to put down the franchise. Yes it's still a massive franchise, but it's burning out rapidly. A change of scenery won't help even if it's a highly requested one.
Same with Far Cry. It would be nice if Ubisoft would invest fully into Siege, WD, and The Division. Everything else just needs a huge ass break.

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Egypt's a great setting and the fact they are doing it means that similarity horizontal cities like ancient greece or rome or the Aztecs(pic related) are feasible, which would be neat. Not sure how I feel about the combat system changes, though, it looks worse in that regard.

But i'm not hyping myself up for it, because >asscreed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91rdaTfKjbA

I've enjoyed all the Assassins Creed games I've played so far, desu. 3 was meh but I still had fun with it. I'm catching up with the series now (Halfway through Unity and then onto Syndicate) and I'm pretty pumped for Origins. I love Egyptian themes

>>388554823
AC Unity is absolutely beautiful, I have no doubts that Egypt will be similarly striking.
The core gameplay loop just doesn't do it for me anymore sadly.

Tge best way to enjoy AC is skip every other entry starting for 2 so you don't get burned out and enjoy the best. Tgen afterwards if you feel like playing mlre AC you can check out the other titles. I skipped Syndicate so gonna play Origins. In the mood for AC.

>>388544548
Nigger memes aside, if you consider buying another fucking ass creed game I hope you get aids

>>388555509
Who the fuck doesn't pirate AC games?

>>388548789
>reboot
what the fuck are you saying

>>388554819
I never even got into Far Cry with how generic it looked. And honestly for me what carried the Ezio trilogy was the fact Ezio was imo a character who you watched grow up like a coming of age story, he was memorable unlike basically every other AC protagonist. The gameplay wasn't anything revolutionary in the Ezio trilogy, but it was solid and at least fun. I liked Black flag as well but the story and protagonist were terrible, gameplay did carry that one.

>>388555641
He was the quintessential lovable italian meme. It's hard to top that in any game quite frankly. It's like expecting Uncharted to whip out a better Nate, won't happen. Which is another good reason why it should go on break.
You're 100% right about Black Flag though. It was extremely tough to get through that game if you cared about the dialogue, setting, or story.

>>388556026
This so much on Uncharted, I liked the first 3 games but when they tried to go all serious with 4, it was godawful, I could see it starting to crumble with 3 though even.

>>388556026
Black Flag was terribly written, Kenway's motivations didn't make any sense. He was only in it for the money, but also obsessed for years over the Observatory. No one around him believed in it, why did he? He hadn't seen any proof of First Civilization supertech to even believe it was real, or that it was still working.

>>388553487
>wii wuz support

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>>388544548
Well I do think the game looks fun, but unfortunately I don't think it will be good.
Every AC game since 2 has been shit except for the stupid pirates one.

Where did they get the impression that people liked the whole time-traveling story?
Ubisoft writers have the skill of middle schoolers.
Zero effort is put in to it at this point. They went off the rails and never recovered.

Killing targets with the same weapons is also extremely boring at this point.
I just hope that they add more weapon types and ditch the hiding in crowds thing.
Nile rivers and pyramids will make an interesting backdrop for the game though.
Good luck discussing the game though.
Shitposting is ubiquitous around here.

>>388556350
I haven't played that DLC with Chloe, so I don't know if it's good or not, but I'm hoping ND has shelved Uncharted like they did Jak. They seem to be the only studio that knows when to end things even when they could easily pump out sequels for easy money.

>>388556661
Yeah, and most didn't notice because all over all I saw was "this is greatest AC game since 2!" which means you know they skipped everything and glossed over the stealth sections purely because of ships.

>>388556853
I heard the dlc was the same shit as usual and panders to women, but seeing how people said that with Horizon too when Horizon showed a matriarchal society that was dumb as fuck, idk if that's actually true or not.

im looked forward to it with 0 hype and avoiding all spoilers and videos of coverage of the game

got ps4 gold edition preordered

ive been a huge fan of AC for a long time

in during 500 cucks talk about how ac black flag was best ac game, because it wasnt a fucking ac game

>>388551409
NIGGA

Jokes aside the combat looks dull as fuck I thought they'll build a brand new game from the ground up but instead they took the drone mechanic from Splinter Cell/Ghost Recon and call it a day

>>388557015
Yeah, exactly you can't tell whether or not /v/ is exaggerating like usual or actually highlighting nonsensical pandering.
But anyways, lost interest like 3/4 of the way through U3. Shame too because oddly enough, the Uncharted games have had really solid multiplayer - actually now that I think about it so did the AC games. Really surprised devs haven't just released pure MP versions to support on the side.

>>388557152
Do you think AC III will get a PS4 release?

Banning won't do a damn thing, if anything this is free marketing for Ubisoft.

>>388557387
i went and rebought a ps3 to play all the games thatll never come to ps4

Been almost a decade since I played AC1, does anykne remember if Altair was strong enough to go toe to toe with guards? I remember running like crazy, specially after missions,but can't recall if I really had to.
In later ones I know it's not needed you can easily fight off a huge horde of guards, in fact it's easier than fleeing.

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>>388547576
Well this is fucking priceless

WE

>>388557383
Some of the pandering is legit like in Andromeda, which was entirely terrible for other reasons unrelated to pandering though. Uncharted 3's ending was pretty good and honestly where the series should've ended. Same goes for God of War 3.

>>388557617
Good choice honestly, and when emulating on pc is actually stable you have easy ports right there.

>>388557725
You didn't need to but it was much tougher.

>>388557387
I hope not. It's horrible.

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>>388544548

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed_Origins

Let's get to work lads.

>>388557820
I thought the direction they were going with God of War Ascension was quite nice, turning to alternate universes as a way to play different mythologies. I'm just not on board with the new one coming out. Looks exceptionally boring.

Seriously, can we stop with the racism?
How can you guys find this funny?
Everyone hates you /pol/tards
Everyone wants you to go away
Everyone thinks what you're doing is crass, and not funny.
I seriously hate this place sometimes.
Take a moment and think about how much human trash you are.

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>>388550148
HOL UP HOL UP
*invents the white devil in a laboratory*

>>388545542
people deliberately do not want to learn from their mistakes.

>>388544548
KANGZ

>>388544548
>Assassin's Creed
>Decent game

I hope Ubisoft goes bankrupt in some time. Fucking hate this franchise. Isn't enough Ass Creed already?

>>388557993
>are traps gay
>sheit /v/
>/nsg/
>/ptg/
>brit/pol/

Not funny anymore.

>>388551287
Yes yes that's why they speak Spanish today and while Coptic was the common tongue here until just a couple of centuries ago.

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>>388558149
>Neofag tries to handle 4chan bantz

>>388557642
read the first letter of each sentence

KANGS

>>388550294
More closely related to ancient Anatolians and Europeans than sub-Saharan Africans does not mean they were Turks and Europeans.

>>388558292
that's why you enjoy it while it's still funny and stop paying attention to it when only the kids who don't know when a joke has run its course are left

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>>388557642
Always a classic.

>>388557993
I feel like I should go there and shitpost now

>>388558149
Nigger

>>388558384
anon...
>>388558290
Doubt they'll go bankrupt but we probably won't be getting another AC unless this one randomly becomes a huge hit

>>388558149
Know your place nigger

>>388558149
I see what you did there.

>>388558612
What? Filename? Do you even copy pasta image links breh?
Seriously though, I was never going to organize that image folder after all. It's borderline useless in it's immensity now.

>>388558680
>>388558602
>>388558384
that joke has been pulled like a billion times during the raid and yet you still can't spot it?

Bought 3 assassins creed games in my life and they all played pretty similarly.

Not gonna buy another one

>>388544548
>Can we have a thread about this rehashed garbage that will play exactly like the seven games before it

People with shit taste get out reeeeeeeeeee

>>388558843
Nah I didn't even notice filename or whatever the image was about 2bqh

>>388558843
FUCK ME. Just saw it. Shamefur dispray.

>>388544548
Heres an idea if Ubi-Soft are going to get the facts about Egyptians wrong just to be PC don't buy the game. No need to be racist to each other Anons.

Also remember this. This game is being made by mostly white French dudes.

>>388558843
First letter of every sentence you fucking redditard.

>>388558938
>mostly
>dudes
Anon, I...

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>>388553487
Uma delícia

>>388558464
Holy shit. That caught me by surprise

>>388558934
better late than never

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>>388544548

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>>388550675

>>388559063
I SEE MY THREAD OH BOY

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>>388558994
OK dudes I get. But Mostly. Seriously? What?

>>388550176
SO YO BE SAYIN IZ

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Ha hah!

You
Thought
Summer
Was
Over?
Think
Again
Tenno
Skoom

>>388559063
/pol/ack reporting in,if you're interested
help a fellow channer out by fucking with the forum

QUI

WII

>>388559063
Are they even moderating it anymore?

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>>388557993
>game OFFICIALLY ENDORSED by Sam Hyde

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>>388559229
>/pol/fags think they are welcome
You are literally as subhuman as negroes.

>>388559305
The have given up it seems. Between the bad animations and it being historically wrong Ubi-Soft seems to have realised they lost the war here.

They gone fucked up and they know it.

>>388559305
I think whoever was moderating probably went out for some drinks.

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>>388559227
I gotta give the newfags credit, where ever this particular brand hails from, that ascii block filename is A E S T H E T I C.

This forum is filled with racist assholes

>>388544548
WE

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>>388559406
>mfw /v/<ass creed steam forums
really makes you think

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>>388558149
took me way too long

>>388559501
Nah, you're just a brainwashed faggot.

I fucking hate you people.

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>>388559406
We were always here, friend. As always, we didn't start the fight, but we will finish it.

jesus christ assholes

there is literally nothing wrong with being black

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http://steamcommunity.com/app/582160/discussions/0/1473095331507355395/

I'm fucking dying

>>388559692
>>388559501
I told you to leave nigger

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WE

The setting seems nice.

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SO U B SAYIN

>>388559692
who you callin asshole m8?

>>388559714
>meme arrows outisde of a mongolian wall painting blog
Disgusting.

are there any blacks on /v/?

>>388559692
True. Just being a jigger.
Now here's you're pity you. Try ethnically Jewish next time.

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we wz

>>388560039
In fighting game threads or weeb game threads maybe.

>>388559501
this is 4chan, yes.

>>388559501
cuck

>>388559923
kek

>>388558591
It says Stop Herb

Bill doesn't like seasoning, because he is white

>>388559501
>forum

It's called a board newfag, but yes you're correct and you come to enjoy it eventually.

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>>388559501
Go away, White male.

is this where all the racist people on the discussions are from?

>>388544548
>It actually looks like a decent game
what? It's just another asscreed
>What are you guys looking forward to doing in it?
double what. Are you 15?

We did it Reddit!

>>388559610
>>>388559501 (You)
>Nah, you're just a brainwashed faggot.
>I fucking hate you people.
>>388559808
>>>388559692
>>>388559501 (You)
>I told you to leave nigger
>>388560270
>>>388559501 (You)
>this is 4chan, yes.
>>388560349
>>>388559501 (You)
>cuck
>>388560502
>>>388559501 (You)
>>forum
>It's called a board newfag, but yes you're correct and you come to enjoy it eventually.
>>388560512
>>>388559501 (You)
>Go away, White male.

Holy shit that bait was easy

>>388560647
ALL ME

>>388560039
Yes and I love the kangz meme.

>>388560647
thanks for the (you) :^)

>>388560562

No, we are black hebrew isrealites

>>388560713
NIGGER

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WE WUS NATHANIEL RICHARDS THE SECOND.

AKA: Kang

>>388560039
Probably lots, so I'm surprised the same black hand pics get used so much. Spics and nigs love fighters. I bet they're 70% of the population when a new dbz fighter drops.
Slightly related, any body got the new "when you want to post a picture of an object" pic where the men's side is whiskey guns and anime figures next to the object, and the /v/ side is a black hand in front of the object.
I'm a misogynist that loved the original and I still love that shit.

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>>388560751

DAS RITE

>>388544548
the rpg elements in an Assassin's creed game sounds fun as fuck.looking forward to exploring ancient egypt.

>>388560762
>>388560817
Gimme yo waifus.

>>388560817
Reported for racism

>>388560713
This website is for whitea only

Can we just ban all AC Origins threads since nobody likes the game and it always results in the same shit?

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>>388544548
>It actually looks like a decent game.
What DID he mean by this?

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Nice.

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>>388560920
Absolutely not.

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Looks good.

>>388561213
Limp dicked cracka, your waifu has been BLACKED long ago, she craves only BBC now little cuckboi.

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>The people who spam the WUZ memes legit believe they are not being racist
Thats weird.

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how long until jim sterling or kotaku make an article about this

>>388561391
the more layers of irony the better the meme

>>388561391
Well TECHNICALLY it mocks the whole afrocentrism that black supremacists are pushing but it is uses racist language comparable to white hillbilly dialect. It is however mostly used in racist context.

>>388561448
are those all troll accounts specifically made for this or does steam never ban you for that kind of stuff?
some of it dips into the territory where you'd expect more than just being muted on that specific forum

>>388549067
In both games there were guards who could be killed by one counter, and guards that took multiple counters. Stop memeing, AC1 and AC2's combat was pretty much exactly the same.

>>388561542
They are using it in a racist context, yes, but the WE WUZ meme is directly lifted off the hoodspeak AY HOL UP shit. Its also painfully unfunny, I imagine the people doing this would be the type spamming Millhouse memes back in the day.

So is it /v/ on the Steam forums or 5+3chan?

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>>388553487
Why is she shitposting steam forums?

>>388561704
>Millhouse
>meme

>>388561704
I honestly don't see much difference between something like DEY TOOK OUR JOBS when making fun of white redneck racists and WU WZ KANGZ N SHIET when making fun of black revisionist racists.

>>388561792
Who can tell. Probably a mix of just about anyone hanging around these kind of websites.

>>388561993
Rolling for 00

>>388561921
There isn't any differences, one is racist the other is making fun of a class.

>>388546050
Truth
Ever notice how the only games that have nothing but 100% shitposting are also always trash? Wolfenstein and dishonored have their fair share because cultural memes are hip now but they at least also have discussion. Ass creed is worth far more in memes than as a serious game

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the trade forum right now.

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Requesting Anubis X Tail hentai pics.

>>388561704
It's very specifically from the suicide Squad trailer

>>388561993
>hello kitty tatoo
what

>>388552950
They only dissected his benis

DAS RITE
WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEET

>>388561993
rolling for cocaine

Will my wife's son like it though?

>>388561448
Holy fucking shit my sides
Every fucking time

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>>388561993
>illegal twerk

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>He was in seven death camps because his last name started with a W and the Nazis gassed in alphabetical order and they kept running out of gas.

kek

>>388562532
Ask you're wife's boyfriend.

>>388561993
WHAT THEFUCK IS ILLEGAL TWERK

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das rite

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>>388561391
>>388561542
>>388561704
>caring about racism at all
>caring about it on the internet
Jesus fucking Christ you cucks need to relax. What the fuck happened? Who let all these normalfags use computer?

>>388561448
Who was the original target and author of this? I guess it's against argentina? But what nationality wrote it?

>>388561391
They're the type that still believe the internet is a ~Magical Parallel Dimension~ and that the people on the other side aren't actually people. They don't think there will be consequences for their actions.

>>388562701
Nothing wrong with having a short conversation between all the shitposting anon-kun.

>>388562641
but what if that solution isn't found? wouldn't a final solution be needed?

>>388559692
The meme makes fun of the social media craze that african americans were somehow largely originating from egyptian nobility

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>>388562701

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>>388561391
Racists are literally the most delusional fucks on this planet

WE

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>>388562868

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>North Korea shoots a missle at Japan
>continue to shitpost on the AC steam forums
>mfw

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>>388562701
>actually using "cuck"

>>388562786
See: That white supremacist dude crying about how he's not a white supremacist, showing off his guns, then crying like a bitch when he gets called out and the event didn't go his way.

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>>388545743
>glues thrusters under pyramid
>lip smacking echoes throughout temple
>throws up pyramid sign

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What kind of normie still buys Ass Creed games?

Telling that the best thing to happen to this franchise in years is a resurrected meme.

>>388561704
>Its also painfully unfunny,
neogaffer retard spotted

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All this shitposting about a shitty French game that no cunt will buy.

>>388563375
That's the best part.

>>388562701
>Who let all these normalfags use computer?

Smartphones, not computers.

>>388558365
there are plenty of people in mexico that still speak native languages though, there's plenty of Nahuatl and Maya speakers still.

>>388563091
if a missile explodes, we'll probably shitpost about north korea and trump

>>388563375
thats probably why its so funny

>>388562254
>the only closed thread is the only one that sounds legitimate

top fucking kek

>>388563375
that's what makes it so funny, that their forum is nothing else but this.
it would be a lot less funny if people over there were trying to have legit discussions that keep being interrupted by spam

SO U B SAYIN

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The mods have given up.

>>388553785
Its fucking hilarious. Is this a bad pwace fo you feewings wittle guy? Weddit have safe pwace fo wittle people who need P.C.

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>>388563108
How dare you speak to me.

>>388563543
>phoneposters
Fucking embarrassing

WE WUZ KANGS AND KWEENZ, AND VIKANGZ AND BIZKANGZ AND SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>388545925
>slaves
>white people accomplished a lot with slaves as well

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>this entire thread