How will you cope when it inevitably happens?

>>388544463
Well outside of shitpost material, nobody shouls really care what some arbitrary number means.
>Game comes out
>Get game
>Did I like it
>Y/N?
Thats how I and I think most people do or should rate them.

>>388544463
There's no way it'll get an 100... Slant Magazine is gonna give it a 6/10 again like it did for Breath of the Wild and Dunkirk

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>>388544463
By buying it and finally having something to play on my Switch since I finished Zelda.

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M-my sony/v/ros will always be here for me. Nintendo will dump you as soon as they make a bad game!

>>388544463
hakoniwatansaku will ALWAYS be inferior to coursecleargata

>>388544718
Not on the internet, dear Lamar

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This has irrevocably tainted any high score Nintendo mainline games receive.

>>388544463
I'll play the game and enjoy it.

I'll also likely make 0 posts about it since shitposting doesn't give me any gratification.

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>>388544463
I doubt it's ever gonna happen. OoT was a 100. BotW was a 100. SMG 1 & 2 were close. Even if SMO IS perfect it won't get 100.

I'm rather looking forward to some cripplechan fatty streaming the game early and having like 10 maxed out threads about it

Review scores only matter when it confirms a bias.

By saying reviews don't matter and then procceding to shove my 87 score into the nintentoddlers face of course!

>>388545474
SS might be bad compared to other Zeldas but it's still a great game

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Not on my watch

>>388548180
He's not going to be around forever, you know.

>>388544463
It won't.

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How has Mario been the only relevant 3D platformer series for over almost twenty years? What's their secret?

>>388544463
Futurr screencap thread?

I bet this will get an 89.

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*Blocks ur path*

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>>388544463
I won't care because I'm not completely insane like most Nintendo fans these days.

>>388548626
Dont worry, he WILL be around for this game release, and his review is certified.

>>388548897
People are starting to notice that he's a contrarian juts for the sake of being a contrarian.

>>388548993
Notice it all you want. His review still counts.

they going to say its too hard and complain about the lack of life system even if they were complaining about the existence of a life system in other games

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>>388548801
I remember when companies still made 3D platformers other than Nintendo. I think their main problem was that the levels were really uninspired and boring. Even today what the competition is making doesn't make any sense.

>>388548801
nintendo is simply better at making games

>>388548993
>7/10
>contrarian
Nintenbabbies are the most fragile motherfuckers on the planet

>>388544825
this, there are always contrarians, OP

>>388544463
every video i've seen looks like a much improved version of 64 and galaxy. and as much as millennials stroke off to mario 64, it's possible this game will pull in 100, just because.

>>388549350
yes, contrarian. AND no amount of sony negro asshurt will change it.

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>>388549419
>it's possible this game will pull in 100, just because.

>Horizon Zero Dawn
9
>Fallout 4
9.5
>Dead Rising 4
8

>Vanquish
5
>Breath of the Wild
7

Reminder Jimbo is never going to let that happen.

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>tfw got my review website verified by Metacritic
>will be able to keep rehashed Marioshit from getting a perfect score

>>388549472
Only one person here is asshurt, and it's not the one you pretend is a sonybro

>>388549745
Sorry about your asshurt, sony negro

>>388549568
Literally none of those games deserve a 100. And fallout 4 being that high is just disgusting. Vanilla is an 85 at best.

It will get a handful of low scores simply because people saw how much attention jim sterling got for his botw review, and they will follow suit. Gotta get those youtube veiws goyim

>>388548801
Level design + controls. Even Shitshine has better level design than most modern platformers

>>388549865
>[Why I think Mario Odyssey is bad]
>10 minutes long
>views: 2,483,839
>likes: 20,000, dislikes: 58,888
neat

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>>388550014
I wouldn't go that far, it does have controls far better than most platformers though.

>>388544463
Just gonna hope for a good game. Nostalgiafags will shit on it for being no sm64, I'm sure.

Not going to lie though: I can't wait to see the buttblasting about the inevitable perfect score.

>>388550167
>Insultingly low amount of levels (15), when most have 30+
>20+ Red Coin stars
>Abhorrent camera
>Bowser stages, Lethal Lava Land and Tick Tock Clock only stages that emphasize platforming rather than mundane tasks like grabbing a penguin
Why do people like SM64 again?

>>388544463
nothing ever gets a 100, there's always someone who didn't think [game] was perfect
96-98 is possible though

>>388550514
>Abhorrent camera
I still don't understand this meme

>>388550167
But people praising it for being like m64

>>388544463
I won't have to. I'm one of the few people on here who don't care about scores and just want something fun

>>388544463
No one cares realistically.
Hell, I only have one friend that even bought a Switch and he wanted to sell it to me for half price because he finished BOTW.

Good to know there is no reason to own a Switch if all Switch fanboys do is spam shill threads and pretend anyone still cares about NIntendo. They are so far out, not even Dragon Quest or Monster Hunter is sticking around, which I'm glad since Nintendo doesn't make good enough games to ever make their newer consoles worthwhile.

>>388546860
>BotW was a 100.
What version of history did this happen?

>>388551361
It's weird when shitposters are the ONLY people with anecdotes where the switch is easy to get/worthless

It's almost like they are lying transparently

>>388548942
his certification can be revoked though if he doesn't review the game though. If he "writes" a review but makes it more bashing nintendo then it can be dismissed as no longer reliable

>>388551460
current

Is it odd that I keep seeing Snake from MGS3 when the first part of OP's image loads or comes across my screen?

>>388551518
How is direct observation shitposting?
It is easy to get, online stores keep having them pop up every week.

Local listings have close to 8 popping up daily from scalpers and other people that used it once. It's funny you lead such an intense delusion over a console that most people will never own.

>>388551772
So, the preorders selling out in a few hours = easy to get.

Jesus, the state of the sonybros.

it can't happen, there will always be some journalist that doesn't actually play vidya giving it a 70 because it's too hard or opresses peach

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>>388544463

It won't happen, as Jim Sterling will inevitably give it a low score, just to be contrarian, because he didn't get a review copy or some such.

>>388554725

Thank god for Jim fucking Sterling Son

>>388554825
Jim Cucking Sterling Son

FTFY

>>388545474
This desu.
Watch in year or two Zelda fanboys will call BotW the worst or second worst Zelda game.

>>388554959

Butthurt Nintendo fag

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>>388554971
I'm a Zelda fanboy, and I think BOTW is overrated as fuck. I also believe Link between Worlds was the last decent one.

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>Sonybros are the worst fanbase on /v/
>Ever since the switch Nintenfags have become more fanatic because the switch is a pile of shit
>Botw is mediocre as fuck and Odyssey looks like garbage to
>Mario+FUCKING RABBIDS
>Nintendo anal anhillation is reaching critical points that they have to make a new thread about BotW's """""totally not nostalgia boosted metacritic score""""""" everyday because they are slowly reaching the realization there once beloved childhood company is actually the biggest kikes out of the big 3 and expects money just for existing and will soon be charging paid online

This is just getting pathetic

>>388554971
They already do.

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*Blocks your path*

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Nintendo is going to die simply because they don't have a diverse (no not that kind of diverse) library of games. They only have kids games at the most. Meanwhile other companies and game services like STEAM have a wide selection of games to choose from. Nintendo only has their games and some shovelware Ubisoft and Sega made. Basically as soon as people realize they were conned again with the Switch. More people will be flooding to the PC, Xbox and PS4 in large numbers. All of them are still alive because of the amount of games they have. I admit, I loved Mario as a kid and almost anybody who has played video games in their life has as well. But it's time to realize that nothing lasts forever /v/. It's time to say farewell to gaming's most famous plumbers. We accepted Freeman's passing now it's time to do the same for Mario.

>>388544463
Good.
I don't even like Bing-Bing Wahooing, but if people have fun with it, that's great. Videogames are fun and it's good that people can enjoy games!

sure, with 10+ Nintendo and 10+ Mario bonus points

>>388555364
Stop posting your garbage pasta

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>All these people perpetuating the 'Jim hates Nintendo' boogeyman

>>388544463
Metacritic is basically meaningless. It's polluted by shills, contrarians and idiots and in general most reviews will sticks to a small range of meaningless numbers unless a game is literally unplayable.
To top it off since the quality of a game is largely subjective without actual established categories for quality Metacritic misses the point of a review.
You haven't bought the game and you want to know how much enjoyment you would wrangle out of it. You want to find a reviewer or a set of individual reviewers that can easily be converted to your specific taste in videogames by applying simple adjustments.
Metacritic is just a step above relying on shills and people fishing for views with clickbait opinions (like >>388549568) because there's no good method of conversion for any of it even if it dilutes the impact of shitty opinions.

this meme is so fucking bizarre to me. the fact that this image even exists.

do you actually think it will get a 100??

>>388555643
as close as possible to a 100 as you can with Slant and Jim Fatcucksition still able to post scores.

Literally impossible. No game will ever get a perfect rating, period. Odyssey will be mediocre and get 90 because it's nintendo.

>>388548914
>I'm not completely insane
that's what insane people say anon

I was a few feet away from Kenta Motokura but I didn't manage to get his autograph because I was like 10 seconds late. Yeah. Fuck my life.

>>388555621

Name me five (5) Nintendo games that Jim has reviewed that have been given scores by him that are in line with the majority of other reviewers.

Marios usually never score higher than Zeldas, expect 94/95 at best

>>388556091
The two Galaxy games have scored higher than every Zelda except Ocarina of Time and are revered as two of the best games ever made.

>>388555829
Why are you so assblasted ?

Is it the double KO of BOTW and ODDyssey in the same year, while PS4 as yet to get another good game ?

>>388556193

And they are completely different in playstyle than Oddysey, they bear more resemblance to fucking Crash Bandicoot than with Mario 64 or Oddysey

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>>388544463
you have to subtract 100 off Nintendo games to get the REAL score

>>388556445

(I forgot)

Also, Galaxy games had shit Zeldas to compare to while 64 had Ocarina and Majora and Oddysey has BoTW

>>388544463
I'll cope just fine, just like I did for 300+ hours in BotW.

for real though its getting 96

>>388545474
Kek. You don't even bother hiding the fact that you're stupid. I salute you.

>>388546703
/thread and should be the first post on any post posted in /v/.

>>388556280
>console war faggotry out of fucking nowhere
lmao enjoy your watered down GTA

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>>388556993
NOT GOOD ENOUGH

IT MUST BEAT BOTW AT ALL COSTS OTHERWISE IM THROWING MY SWITCH OUT THE WINDOW

>>388546860
Didn't Galaxy 1 or 2 get a 10/10?

>>388555136
Too*

FTFY, bucko

>>388548801
Because as much as I hate to say it nincuckfuckfagniggertendo can at the very least make a playable platformer

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>>388558185
>nincuckfuckfagniggertendo

u alright?

>>388558449
Excuse him, he has aids 2.0

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>>388549568
post yfw you will NEVER be jim sterling

>>388544871
This
I'm a Nintenbabby but fuck I haven't used my Switch for anything since BoTW

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>>388558863
Why did you even get one?

>>388544825

Or you can always count on Sterling. He'll probably give it a 4/10 because the he couldn't make a jump or something

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>>388558748

>>388559254
>Games everyone already played years ago

>>388558863
I moved my switch from the dock and put it inside the drawer to wait for smo.

The vent on top is ideal for collecting dust.

>>388558863
Same until Splatoon 2 came out

So are we going to make this an "I love my Switch l" thread or what? The Vita fans do this all the time.

>>388544463
Won't happen, if Zelda could'nt do it, Mario won't.

>>388559794
portability, my dude

>>388545474
saying skyward sword is a bad game is like calling dark souls ii a bad game
it may be the worst in its series, but it is still worhy of its praise

>>388560386
Dark Souls III is the worst in the series though, at least Dark Souls II changed things up and while some were for the worst others were for the better like doing new enemy placements on NG+.

>>388554725
I Is this NTR?

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>>388544463
I'll cope by playing it since I'm an idort and not a poorfag console warrior.

>>388544463
Literally can't happen because based Jim Sterling won't allow it.

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>>388544463
It'll be 95+, if it hits 98 or 99 it'll be a miracle

I'm still mad people think BOTW is a 10. Makes me wonder how gaming will progress down the line.

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>>388544463
despite being a japan based company, Nintendo is still run by jews

>>388561171

Gaming progressed before you were even born and will progress after you're dead.