AYYY FREEMAN BADA BING BADA BOOM CHOICES. REMEMBER BLACK MESA? FUGETTABOUTTT, YOUR TIME HAS CUM AGAIN AND I NEED TO TO SMELL MY GRANDFATHERS ASHES. WAKE UP FREEMAN, HURRY THE FUCK UP IM TRYIN TO GET A TRAIN HERE.
FULLY
HEY ALEX GET THE FUCK UP I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE DYSON SPHERE YOU GREASED UP BIMBO, FUCK YOU, THOSE COMBINE BASTERDS COMING TO OUR PLANET ILLEGALLY
best thread on this shitty board.
>>388537089
kek
>Gordon does NYC
mite b cool
never bothered with these cinematic cervix mods, are they this bad? haha
AYYY FREE MAN ABOUT THAT BEAR I OWED YA?FUGETTABOUTITT WHAT FUCKIN BEAR? YOU THINK IM MADE OF MONEY FUCK YOU
>ferns
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the H E doublehockeysticks was this guys problem anyways
OH!
that's my favorite character, the italian one
>>388537937
Oh boy! I can't wait to see what happens next.
>>388536596
I find it funny while reading without really knowing why. Is this a reference to a parody or something?
>>388538442
>>388537937
>>388537065
MODELED
>million have died waiting for this pastebin
F
>>388537937
>[Dog Alert]
What did he mean by this?
>>388536596
What is this?
>>388539091
>leaves with the G-Man without a second thought
what a bitch
>>388539098
>Spirals
FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT. I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK.
>>388538929
Some guy made a mod for HL2 called cinematic mod, which is infamously terrible.
That's G-man, only now he looks like a generic meat headed italian mobster, which is why he's all AYY OHH I'M TRYNA RIDE A TRAIN HERE, because that's how they talk.
>>388539284
>You left her to die in the citadel explosion
What goes around comes around buddy
>>388537937
>let's just leave the entire fucking series at this exact point for ten years
Jesus fucking Christ, fuck Valve but I have 500 Steam games so I can't.
>>388539368
Pretty much. Ferns, bridges, FULLY MODELED and other hilariously awful design choices abound.
I'm more concerned with how Breen looks like an old gay Hispanic man.
>>388539829
>ayy ya fuckin idiot down there ehh, the fuck you doin here?
>ravenholm? fuck outta heeere we dont go that way, buncha fuckin schifosa that way im tellin ya
>>388537937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he2pOrvRlek
RISE AND FUCKIN SHINE, FREEMAN! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YOU SLEEP IN FOR ANUDDA HALF HOUWAH? FUGEDDABOWDIT
>>388539610
This is like a child's interpretation of a plane crash.
>>388537937
>Oh my God, no!
>[pain]
>[pain]
>[pain]
Noooo!
KEK
>>388539971
Jesus, those eyelashes....
>>388540821
>all girls are white
>>388537748
send help
>>388539610
how the fuck did that get there
>>388539971
Breen was old but not OLD. That gaunt face and spindly ass beard hair makes him look like he's about to turn to dust any second.
What a fucking trash mod.
>>388541351
Why is there a picture of Spock?
>>388541351
>>388540821
>>388539829
Christ, are these actually a part of the Cinematic mod? Seriously? Like, the botched G-Man I could believe, but these are just ridiculous..
>>388539116
CERVIX
EYY, VORTIGAUNTS
I'M WALKIN' 'ERE
>>388539368
Is that the same mod where Alex has cum dripping out her at all times or was that a different one?
>>388537937
>[Dog Alert]
>>388542076
U
HAVE
THE
FUCK
>>388542076
Words to live by.
>>388537937
>[tongue-slither]
>I love you, sweetheart.
>Ah!
>Close your eyes, honey.
>I love you, Dad!
>Don't look.
>No!
Alright /v/, half life 2 or incest doujin?
>>388542076
The person who made this put time and effort into it and said to himself on numerous occasions that what he was making was okay.
>>388542076
>u have the fuck
This reads like some third worlder trying to sound cool
>>388536596
Where the fuck did this come from
>>388542348
>that what he was making was okay.
You sure.
It could be work of either a true autist or an expert rusemaster
>>388542370
FERNS
>>388542369
well guess what
>>388542309
[Dog Alert]
>>388536596
>>388537089
>>388537748
>>388539610
>>388539829
>>388539971
>>388540821
>>388541351
>>388542076
What the fuck
Apparently the resistance is composed of a bunch of perves
>>388542481
I thought fakefactory was german
>inb4 germany is 3rd world
>>388542370
Half-Life 2's cinematic mod and its ridiculously bad NPC models.
It adds ferns everywhere too for some reason.
>>388542590
well shit I just figured he was russian
>>388537937
I wonder how mad that bug was so he came there in person to kill some dumb earthling that wasted his vacation time
>>388538929
How fucking new are you?
>>388542452
>>388542076
What did he mean by this?
>>388542027
Not sure about the cum, but cinematic mod does give her a fully modelled uterus.
Post the Dyson simulation screenshot
>>388537937
so that bean is dr breen?
>>388542720
MODS
>>388542446
The guy who made this is an autistic 40-year-old German dude who, with the creation of this mod, was ostracized by everybody imaginable. Not only was the mod a complete laughing stock, but it pissed off Tumblr too.
>>388542027
I don't have that particular webm but yeah it's the same one
>>388542720
>>388542720
Gordon what are you doing down there!!
Alyx is ripped
>>388542840
Oh God thanks for reminding me about that fucking face.
>>388542840
You know, I don't care about how dumb this shit is or how ugly her face is, I'd tap that
>>388542793
Yeah, it's literally a mod.
>>388537937
lol
source engine subtitles are so fucking stupid
>>388537089
Lel
>>388542834
is that the guy who draws all that grotesque interracial bimbo porn
>>388542834
F E R N S
E
R
N
S
>>388542931
Pitt?
>>388542720
what the actual fuck
>>388542840
Looks like fucking Aphex Twin
>>388542987
>>388539195
Dogs makes noise if enemies are nearby
>>388539610
Crashing this plane.
>>388536596
Am I supposed to be hearing Joe Pesci? Because that's all I hear when I read this.
>>388539610
CRASHING THIS MOD
>>388543095
>>388539195
>>388543095
4/10 not cinematic enough
>>388543360
>>388543385
WITH NO CERVIXES
>>388540821
>*URRRRP* *BRAAAAAAP* GOD'S NOT REAL MORTY
>>388539116
FERNS
>>388542076
U HAVE THE FUCK
H
A
V
E
T
H
E
F
U
C
K
>>388543380
You insulted her Judith, just a little bit, a little bit but you insulted her.
>>388543704
AYOOO WHITE BOI THAS MAH BITCH YOU'RE LOOKIN AT
>>388542840
Where can I find a wife like that?
Poast more grotesque shit from the cinematic mod, I'm weirdly enjoying this
I was bored
>>388536596
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NTz7JgxsPL
>>388537089
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jdNTD0tcsb
>>388541956
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OMNnwV29o8
>>388543680
THE COMBINE HIT ELI WITH AN IMLPEMENT
>>388543445
She has a nice body. That's why paper bags exist.
>>388543843
3d print her model
she even has a fully modeled vagina already so no extra work required
>>388543848The mod replaces HL2's soundtrack with the OST of The Dark Knight trilogy
TELL ME FREEMAN WHATIZIT DAT YOUS CREATED? FUCK ALL IS WHAT, YOU CANT NAME A SINGLE PRINGLE OF WHADDYVE DONE, FUCK YOU, YOU BITCH. THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE CITY YOU FUCKHEAD. GETOUTTA HERE BFEORE I GAS YOU GIANTS CAPACHIE?
>>388536596
>>388537089
>>388537748
It's like being at grandpa's house.
>>388543661
Why are Shibas so cute? I want one
>>388544042
No fucking way
>>388544042
nani-the-fuck
>>388544127
Autism.
>>388544127
They're notoriously hard to train and will chew everything
>>388544171
I'LL LEAVE YOU YOU ONE LEG COCKSUCKER
>>388544171
Is that a magazine?
>>388544269
FULLY ANIMATED BLOWJOB SLIDER
>>388544309
Its a dildo anon
>>388544256
>modders
>>388544256
>>388542720
>>388543907
thanks anon. I didn't know I needed that
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV325Dkf_Hg
Kino
Why are there so many versions of Alyx and why are they all so terrible?
>>388544572
*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
>>388543907
Fucking golden
Someone post the dyson sphere simulation.
You know the one.
>>388543907
do this one please
post the dildo in alyx's room
>>388544763
This one ?
>>388544127
I used to own an akita and the only advice I'm gonna give you is to have a lot of spare time because these guys take a lot to train and even then, if they don't want to play fetch they won't even if you try and train them.
The reason is, I know I may sound like a 50 years old unmarried crazy old lady but please listen, they have a lot of dignity.
If they don't want to play ball, or to do stupid shit like dance and roll and stuff they won't just because it appeases you.
They're also assholes to other males.
I played version 10 LE, I had no idea it had this kind of garbage in it now.
>>388544772
>>388543907
Based anon
how do i mod half life 2? what tools i need? HL2 mafioso coming soon
>>388544763
>>388544827
>>388543907
lel
>>388545048
What the hell
>>388545048
Good fucking God, man.
>>388545048
Cinematic mod is the gift that keeps on giving. Ive been seen threads ridiculing this shit for years now and I always see something new.
>>388545048
waht the fug
>>388545048
>>388544042
Does it at least play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXFkctsG6g ?
AYYYY EVIL BOSS FUGGETTABOUTIT, JOHNNY FREEMIOSO YELLED AT THE TOP OF LUNGS
The cinematic mod is like some kind of videogame anti-kino. I love it
>>388545048
>>388537748
AYYY FREEMAN DA CITADELS GOIN CUHRAYZEE FUGETTABOUTDAT TAKE DEM OLD CANALS, ALSO YOU DROPPED THIS CROWBAR BACK AT BLACK MESA YA FUCKIN BOZO
>>388545048
gotta love those ferns
>>388543907
GOLD
>>388545048
FUCKING WHY????
>>388545949
Why the fuck is ferns used so much in this fucking mod?
This is my guilty pleasure
>>388544887
Would we FULLY model ourselves?
>>388542720
FULLY
Post rare cinematic Alyx's
>>388544887
>tfw you will never watch comfy breencasts in your luxurious apartment with the bonus chance of getting a free immolation
>>388546234
Manhands Manshoulders.
>>388546234
What's with all the fucking shoulderpads in this mod
>>388544934
W-WHAT!!!!?
>>388546373
guy likes jojo part 3
>>388546283
>all of those peaceful dead in Half-Life 2
Whose idea was this.
>>388546373
I honestly don't know how shoulderpads haven't become a meme alongside FERNS, BRIDGES and FULLY MODLED
There's a really good with the resistance fighters that I unfortunately forgot to save.
You haven't seen anything yet.
>>388544934
This is the one. The absolute madman.
>>388545779
This straight up looks like the "my boy's wicked smaht" guy from Good Will Hunting with a buzzcut. How the fuck can you get a model so wrong?
Also please reply to me with pictures of ferns. Asking for a friend.
>>388544934
I don't understand what I'm looking at.
>>388544256
>>388542720
I don't even know how to properly react to this.
>>388539971
>those eyelashes
>the fucked beard
>the hair is just a texture
WHY, the hair looks so flat
>>388546881
He looks like George Soros in a suit 3 sizes too big.
>>388546936
>>388547251
They don't even grow like that.
>>388547036
Read the Episode 3 story and then look at:
>Dyson simulation
>>388545048
I need this, but with Gordon's ass instead
>>388547395
I already know about the dyson sphere in the ending, that doesn't explain the picture.
Is that in the game? What is it?
>>388542637
I'm not seeing any badda bing anywhere in the videos
>>388539145
that image was proven fake
this would be really heartwarming if it were real though :(
How would you like your Alyx?
>>388547251
This just makes me sad because you can see what the guy was trying to go for but the execution was extremely poor, pretty much sums up the entire mod.
>>388542590
with all the we wuz and terrorists at this point, yes
>>388547251
>Welcome to Fern 17
>>388547251
Mmm, yes, the elusive wall fern.
Here's a classy Alyx
>>388547448
It's in the mod. This was released years ago.
What's worse?
The guy who made the cinematic mod somehow knew about the dyson sphere ending? Or that a guy who models a vagina almost all the way up to the uterus and animates it is able to come up with the same shit as the developers?
>>388547482
Full bimbo and a bit of extra for good measure
>>388546163
M O D E L E D
O
D
E
L
E
D
>>388547251
DOUBLE IT
>>388547370
they're wall ferns from the future bruh.
>>388547658
F
E
R
N
S
>>388547251
Are ferns like the cockroaches of plants in the FakeFactory cinematic universe?
>>388547482
Fully modeled!
>>388547658
ASS
S
S
>>388542452
THICCER
>>388547654
>>388547779
Is black ok?
>>388547693
>>388539353
>>388544887
>dying while watching breencasts while your face looks like it was one hella extreme broadcast this one time
god i wish that was me
>>388547820
>g*rman is into negresses
Why am I not suprised?
dr freeman I... presume?
>>388542720
FULLY
SCULPTED
AND
TEXTURED
VAGINAL
CANAL
How's this?
This fucking thread
>>388547820
Thanks for the rare Alyx, adding it to the folder.
Have another shitty Alyx in return
>>388542452
what in the fuck
>>388547986
>breen will never mindbreak you by tying you into a comfy chair and forcing you to watch breenscasts for days on end
>>388548039
Found her brother.
>>388547764
>>388547689
>>388547571
>>388547537
>>388547370
So i heard you liked ferns.
>>388547251
Wait a minute, that truck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WemsbZdM4c
>>388548065
Why
>>388548065
>tfw you are so shit at applying makeup you give yourself a lazy eye
>>388548039
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
>>388548242
>No image.
Just fuck my life up.
>>388548076
No problem, I got a few
>>388548065
Shes so fucking oily that I feel the need to take a shower.
>>388548342
[Dog alert]
>>388548408
what the fuck is with the shoulders in all of these seriously
>>388548408
That gun is the funniest thing about this picture
I get the feeling that the guy who working on the cinematic mod is a huge bitch who blocks any form of criticism, are my suspicions correct?
>>388548342
Just fern my shit up
>>388540821
>german humour
>>388548494
See >>388542720
>>388542840
Is that Cara Delevingne?
>>388548494
Read the fucking thread.
>>388548408
>delet this
>>388542076
GERMAN HUMOUR
E
R
M
A
N
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M
O
U
R
>>388548408
It can't get worse than this. It literally can't
>>388548408
DELT THIS
Someone tell me where to download this shit and an easy way to stream it
Opinion on Kleiner?
>>388548398
>>388548494
>>388539971
AM I KAWAIII GORDIE???
AYYY FREEMAN! REST IN PIECE YOU BASTERD. DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER, HE'S JUST LIKE YOU,HE DYSON
>>388548835
thepiratebay
OBS studio
I wish there were more pictures of the less important NPC's. Some of the resistance fighters are comedy gold
>>388548845
Even he has fucking shoulder pads
>>388548860
That texture is actually nauseating
>>388548835
http://cinematicmod.com
https://www.tw*tch(dot)tv
>>388542840
mass effect andromeda vibes.
>>388548845
One of the few scientists who weren't complete shitheads in HL1.
>>388548984
>>388541351
>all girls are whonderful
nice
>>388537089
>Sopranos season 8
>>388548968
GREASY BIG HEAD MODE
Also a floor texture for the brick wall, classic.
>>388548845
>played by Danny Devito
>>388548968
There are several
>>388549029
>>388548945
>requires Ep 1 and 2
well shit. this will take a while
>>388549141
>Also a floor texture for the brick wall, classic.
Fucking kek, nice catch
>>388549175
holy shit
>>388548968
have you heard elves?
What the hell, man.
>>388549029
>tw*tch
>not smashcast
>>388549141
Shit, didn't even notice
This mod is legendary
>>388549175
How the fuck does this autismo see the real world?
Why the hell does Barney look like Commander Shepard?
>>388548845
Lose the shouldpads and it would actualy be great.
Eli's head also is on point.
>>388539145
>day-surgery recovery room
Why is there a bridge over the ocean?
>>388549383
>not justin.tv
>>388549186
>>388548968
>gives NPCs chainmail
>>388549639
>a fucking huge bridge for no good reason at all
Why? You're just supposed to keep going.
>>388548408
why is the scope backwards?
>>388549639
Maybe there's a landmass on the other end of it that's composed entirely from ferns. I mean, they have to dump that shit somewhere
>>388549719
>not Ustream
>>388546034
There are parts in the game where water drops from ceilings etc... . The guy who made the .webm placed her in a way where the drops drip through the right spot.
>>388549801
so you can look far away as you shoot yourself in the head
>>388549639
Beats me why this guy likes his bridges so much.
>>388539829
why the fuck is there a bunch of softcore porn pinups in the priests hideout
>>388549820
>hides the Citadel
>brings the city closer
>a a bridge for no good reason
Did this faggot just set out to shit on the game?
>>388548408
Is that the magnum from Halo?
Rubble makes everything better, right?
>>388548968
>>388549175
I have no words.
>>388549820
>a city fucking invaded and destroyed
>I'll fix it lmao, also I love bridges
>>388549073
>>388547693
>>388547834
>>388542840
>>388550028
The better question, is why is he wearing a pentagram.
>>388545048
THE LEGENDS WERE TRUE
>>388550140
Holy fuck you're amazing anon
>>388549820
I don't get it, that looks kinda fine.
>>388550052
>>388549820
Of all the shit that has been posted, those aren't so bad
>>388549871
>not own3d
>>388550140
IT SHOULDNT BE POSSIBLE TO LAUGH THIS HARD
>>388550136
>>388550186
This mod man, it just keeps on giving lmao
>>388547482
RARE
>>388549820
>2 bridges
>>388542840
Logic?
>>388550136
>ayo, lemme see
>oh fuck fool! drones fucka
>>388548860
>>388550290
How about this: Green tree and a perfect hedge
This thread is gold.
Why the fuck would anyone model such grotesque Alyxes?
Good old City 17, just the way I remember it.
>>388550140
>>388550430
stolen models from some other mods, the fully modded vagina also comes from a mod.
Why hasn't anyone installed and livestreamed this yet? Now is a good a time as any since 3 is officially dead.
THIS FUCKING MOD
>>388536596
>>388537089
I read both of these in Carl's voice
>>388550504
I'm sure he just gets these from turbosquid and imports them
>>388549820
This actually isn't bad. Aside from making the Citadel no longer visible from here, this is pretty good.
I remember actually liking this mod in it's early days before he started fucking with the character models and going full retard with the ferns.
If I remember correct, this even came with a launcher that let you pick and choose what models and features you wanted from his mod, including the ability to choose character model packs and shit.
>>388550610
someone add 'please be patient I have autism' onto this
>>388550526
>>388550330
>>388550229
Fixed a little detail.
>>388550136
HOL UP
>>388550610
Holy shit, I want one
>>388550140
>>388550140
>>388550518
>all those cranes
Man, nevermind that humanity is dying out, I've got real estate to develop
>>388537089
>Coming to our planet illegally
>>388550140
My sides
>>388549175
>>388548968
>ywn fight in a resistance made up entirely of middle aged Asian women and all of Europe's sex offenders
>>388550496
Honestly, the greenery aside, this is a vast improvement. Just gotta change that greenery to be dead and blasted.
The original map here always felt so empty and fake.
>>388544309
its a clip
>>388543380
I hear the Fonz.
>>388550965
>son
>>388550541
I'm on it anon. downloading ep 1 and 2 as I type this
>>388550518
LMAO WHAT
>cinematic mod 1 and 2 are okay, textures are too sharp for their own good but he's clearly trying to make it grittier and it works kinda
>cinematic mod 3 onward is plagued with alyx waifufaggotry and dogshit graphic design
it's always been bad since CM1 but it's been a legitimate decline in quality since. I can't think of a single one after CM2 that's legitimately passable, let alone good.
>>388544772
seconded.
>>388551091
link the stream nigger
i require more italian half-life pls, that shit is gold
>>388550965
Yo Freeman, come get in this friggin boat.
>>388550140
>>388550750
>>388551315
RESOLUTE MANKIND EARTH SAFE
>>388551303
still gotta download the cinematic mod which is almost 20Gbs of pure, unadulterated bullshit. I'll figure out how OBS works and start up a dummy stream in the meantime I guess
>>388551315
I want to fucc that elite
>>388542720
Its real alright, the cum
>>388544772
I just realized he has a lazy eye.
Would it be possible to do Synergy with this mod?
>>388545048
>>388551595
>>388547650
its wasnt exactly a secret that Gordon Freeman's name was based on Freeman Dyson
>>388551752
>unit boobies
>>388548209
absolutely pissening
>>388550325
>not Livestream
>>388550818
You think someone like Trump has time to be sad? Gotta develop that shit!
damn, now I really want Italian Half Life 3
>>388551593
>20Gbs
How many of those do you bet are Alyx models?
>>388536596
CARMELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>388544772
Not same anon but
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0750VBcHK9O
>>388551937
>the smoke puff
>>388544572
This one isn't that bad, but it's because he barely touched the model besides tits and abs
>>388552051
And the fuckin' shoulderpads.
I don't think half of these are as bad as you make it seem. He seems to have a chip over alyx though. Is he still active?
>>388551985
Thank you, you're a real human bean.
>>388547482
-White
-not dressed like a whore
>>388551985
10/10 DO MORE
>>388552051
This is the only decent Alyx remodel.
>>388551937
>>388551752
Took me a sec to realize those were different kinds of pillows to what i was thinking.
>>388552031
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!
>>388537937
>You died for a dead sequel that was never made
>>388543907
holy fuck anon, i'm crying.
>>388550518
>this city has a very communist aesthetic what should I do to enhance it. I know. Skyscrapers
What's the fucking deal with this kraut and his shoulderpads.
>"hmm... how am I going to improve this area..."
>>388551985
Impressive
>>388552768
wat
>>388552768
It doesn't even make sense, wtf
>>388552591
desu it look slike what we have in Poland now, where the really old tenement houses coexists with moderately high office building and even a couple skyscrapers here and there
but still, we are more than 25 year past communism currently
>>388552915
was he about to GRIFFITH her?
>>388552915
hahahahahahha
>>388552915
>Iknowenoughhentai.webm
>>388552915
>>388552915
go on
>>388548408
>>388549043
Is that the chick from *Kills you in Spanish*?
>>388552591
Yeah, the mod seems to miss the point of Half life 2's story entirely.
instead of a dying world with shitty infrastructure and a failing ecosystem we have huge bridges, skyscrapers and greenery galore whilst all the poor-as-fuck citizens are decked out in makeup with expensive jackets with massive shoulderpads.
>>388542076
>U have the fuck!
Is this an adult version of Capture the Flag?
>>388552915
>>388553092
he was going for the Aeon Flux aesthetic, which means you are a massive pleb
>>388552915
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0up6KFapzpH
>>388543087
>>388542076
so that's where the fuck I didnt give went.
Pick up that can
>>388553275
Why are all these fakefactory models crosseyed?
>>388553223
>>388553145
>>388553037
>>388553026
Aw man, what did I miss? I haven't had a chance to listen to these vocaroos so don't get the thread deleted
>>388553240
Its perfect
>>388553240
chuckled
>>388552984
Yeah. I know. Romanian here and it's basically the same. But it sure as hell wasn't like this when communism was still in place.
>>388543907
>>388551985
>>388553240
>>388553436
The last scene of hl2:ep2 with a pantsless and pantieless Alyx.
>>388553420
Holy fuck this thing is ugly.
>>388553561
Ok that's just wrong on so many perfect levels. This has been one of the most enjoyable threads in ages
>She gives you this look
What do you do?
>>388553436
You can still see the webm, stop being a newfag browsing vanilla 4chan.
are there any good hl2 mods besides smod and synergy
>>388550870
>>388537748
>bear
HL2 Episode 1 test stream. Seeing if my PC is up to snuff for streaming this masterpiece. Fully modeled uterus SOON
[twitch] / jonadalwolf
these models have been used in sfm, right?
>>388553794
>mweep. mweep.
>>388553794
Frog much?
Are there any good mods for HL2?
Or is it just ferns and fully modeled cervix
The thread yesterday was pretty good too.
Reminded me of the semi-old times.
>>388553720
HL2: Update is on steam and brushes up the game graphically
another less useful feature is that it has it's own separate pool of achievements so you can go collect them all againexcept for zombie chopper fuck that one
>>388553929
>dude I'm like so high right now...
>>388553794
>>388553943
reeeeee
>>388553436
You missed this kino.
https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1503/95/1503952112700.webm
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1KcuZ4TEF3U
>>388553794
Fucking gross, has this guy ever seen a human before?
>>388554327
oh my fuck.do more
>>388553929
That webm reminds me of Ride to Hell's shitty facial animation.
>>388553720
The Citizen and The Citizen Returns are both very good.
>>388554456
Jesus fuck
>>388554302
>>388554502
looks like poor barney has a scar from all the crying this mod caused
>>388553943
Minerva is supposed to be one of the best.
>>388554502
>>388554327
kek
>>388554820
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1KcuZ4TEF3U
>>388554389
He must be roughly 50 years old by now, so yeah, I'm pretty sure he has seen one.
>>388553794
>BRAAAAAAAP tweeeet BRAP BRAP BRAAAAP BRAP
>>388554913
Nice.
>>388554913
>that link outta nowhere
>>388554327
Fucking hell do more
>>388553967
Half life update is bretty gud but you probably won't even notice the difference while playing
Literally the only thing i remember besides fixed hdr is some sunrays when you get to the roof at city 17
>>388555110
>round Jack Daniels bottle
This is where I draw the fucking line
>>388554921
Thanks for stating the obvious, retard. It was sarcasm
>>388541351
what mod is dis
This is strange, all my jackets have shoulder pads suddenly, and I'm fairly certain there wasn't that many ferns and bridges in my neighborhood
>>388555217
It's such a fucking disgrace, he just does the worst thing possible by destroying the original art direction, replacing the purposely simple citizens with inbred monstrosities and takes away all of the color of the original scene.
>>388553669
Ask her to hook me up with some HGH bro
https://vocaroo.com/i/s01nyZAFKFp7
What's his endgame?
Gas all Brazilians
>>388553240
https://vocaroo.com/i/s103mpE5lUj3
>>388555768
UMA
>>388555768
It's krauts this time
>>388553794
>>388553929
Did this guy work on Andromeda?
>>388555523
Woah, is this the power of autism?
>>388549639
more important question: why do you still have to run on the coast if there's a fuckhuge bridge just right up there?
>>388554701
"Oy, Docta Breen again? Are ya bustin' my balls? I thought I saw the last o' dat sucka in City 14?"
"Pipe down ya meathead. Dis right here is his headquartas, capeche?"
>>388555768
What if I tell you that this is a work made by a single kraut for over half a decade.
>>388555625
>>388555839
>It's safer here
>>388555839
Holy fucking shit.
What are you eating, dude?
>>388543907
I was about to ask for this, many thanks anon
>>388555110
>finnish milk
>>388554701
https://vocaroo.com/i/s06lx0yH2FUq
>>388554701
>AYYY DON'T DRINK THE WATER OVER HERE IT TASTE LIKE MY DOG PISSED IN IT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW THE FUCK I ENDED UP IN THIS SHIT HOLE
>>388555110
thank fuck there's still JD in the alien ran dystopian apocalypse
>>388556082
>the horror, gordon. the horror
>>388545048
Remember when we used to joke about the ferns? They were more innocent times.
>>388556063
stale captain crunch in a plastic baggy
>>388555523
>Real Life?
>WTF?
>Link?
Hmmmmmm
>>388551985
Can we get somebody to animate all these voice overs with the HD models? They are too golden to pass up.
>>388544269
>>388556124
You fucking nailed it.
Are you actually Steve Buschemi?
>>388555768
I too thought he was Brazilian but he's a fucking kraut
>>388551985
legit good
>>388550136
>"ai'ght bredah lemme jus go an' see-"
>"AH, BOOMBACLAT BABYLON IS HERE, SEEN?""
>>388554327
oh jesus
>>388556124
>>388551985
fucking kek
>>388555839
>>388556454
>Hello,
>I'm FakeFactory. My real name is Juergen Vierheilig. I'm a 45 year old man living in Germany.
>I'm self-employed in the IT-service-business, providing service for advertising agencies (e.g. Sun Solaris Servers, Apple and PC).
>I created the Cinematic Mod as a practice excercise while I was learning modelling, texturing and coding. It was never planned as a community-project. I just share my work.
>Some may like it,some may hate it…
>FakeFactory
>>388556124
finally someone that nails the accent
>>388537937
[dies in Spanish]
>>388550496
Looks x100 better other than the tree desu senpai.
>>388553023
Damn bitch you need some chapstick
>>388550136
MONHOCKS!
>>388556739
>45 years old
Jesus
>>388542076
BESERKER
>>388536596casino is better than goodfellas
>>388555625
>european accent
>innocent muslim pacifier patrols sirening off in the background
Stop drop and roll, Hans
ay freemenwatch it
>>388554327
>>388551937
LENS FLAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>388556124
Someone hire this man to voice Gordon Freeman in the next Half-Life
>>388543843
look for a woman with thousands of dollars in botched plastic surgeries.
>>388557554
Lens flares?
>>388547886
Wrong spirals, I think
the vocaroos are gold
>>388553240
>>388557931
wow
>>388543380
>>388551030
I read these is Paulie Gualtieri's voice.
>>388557957
they are more like silver
>FIRST successfull thread
i dont know what to feel
>>388557785
Holy shit I can't even fucking see who would keep their office this dark?
>>388558240
You have to make sacrifices to be a good villain
>>388558162
Where is John Freeman in Half Life 3?
>>388558039
Word to the wise, remember the seven hour war
>>388543917
>>388543680
GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN' DYSON SPHERE
This was a fun thread.
Maybe one day I will install this shitty mod.
>>388557785
The lights there are probably as a warning since been kept tripping over that step
>>388558380
he dies at the end after revealing that darkman was gordon freeman all along who was twisted by combine technology and he kicked the technology from his face and the dyson sphere blows up