uh oh

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>>388529696

Gearbox shouldn't make anything ever again. All they do is produce hot garbage.

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>>388529696
>gearbox

>>388529696
>feminism is awesome Xir Freewomyn

badass

Fuck off Randy.

>>388529696
Who the fuck asked him to make it?

>>388529696
What's the context of this? Why would Gearbox think they'd have the opportunity to even make it?

>>388529910
They've made Half Life games before and valve clearly aren't going to do it themselves.

>>388529910

>They started with developing expansions to Valve Software's Half-Life. Porting Half-Life to console platforms (each with new game content) followed, building the company's experience in console game-making, in addition to enhancing and building upon the successful Counter-Strike branch of the Half-Life franchise. Prior to Half-Life 2, they had developed or helped develop every Half-Life expansion game or port, including Opposing Force, Blue Shift, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero, Half-Life for the Sony PlayStation 2 (including Half-Life Decay), and Half-Life for the Sega Dreamcast (including Blue Shift).

They have extensive knowledge and experience with the franchise.

>>388529907
Fucking this.

>>388529990
>>388530020
Okay, but given their recent track record, why would they get the opportunity? You can't honestly tell me you have faith that they'll actually make a good game.

>>388529696
>gearbox

man, valve haters are really desperate

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>>388529696
NO

REFRAIN

GORDON FREEMAN IS badass

>>388530168
Oh dear god no.

Remember the OP is about Randy THINKING he might be able to. He does have reason to think that, even though nobody else is delusional enough to think his trackrecord doesn't disqualify him unless Valve just really don't give a single damn anymore.

MONKEY PAW

>>388530168

No, I have zero faith they'd make a good game. I'm just explaining why Bitchford's opinion would be relevant to the discussion of Half Life.

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>>388529696
THAT WAS BADASS GORDON

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>>388529696
>we live in a timeline where gearbox is going to make half life episode 3

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>>388529696
gearbox made the original half life games and many current award winning games like the popular Borderlands series which revolutionized the action-RPG FPS genre singlehandedly redefining gaming.

As a gamer I hope that we get Half Life Episode 3 from Gearbox the team who brought us Half Life.

Does anyone that even fucking made Opposing Force/Blue Shift still work at modern Gearbox? It's the same problem that Episode 3 has with modern Valve. More than half the staff that worked on the series is no longer with the company. Just because you have a name to live up to doesn't mean you can do it.

>>388530381
get down with the thickness

>>388530334
>>388530346
Fair enough. Good day gents.

reminder that opfor was fucking thrash

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>>388529696
HOBBY

GRADE

BADASS

SCIENTIST

RANDOMLY GENERATED

CROWBARS

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MONKEY PAAAAAWW

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post yfw Blue Shift 2

>>388529696
So who here would take the monkeypaw and get a gearbox episode 3? Keep in mind, this would be the ONLY way to get it.

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>>388530413
lmao gearbox didnt make half life. haha they just did the PS2 port hahahaha. fucking idiot.

>>388530413
They made one good expansion pack, one shitty expansion pack and one forgettable PS2 exclusive multiplayer HL game.

I think Mr bean would be bretty badass

>>388530597
They made Opposing Force, which is better than the base game. Fucking idiot.

>>388530606
>shitty expansion pack
oh come on it wasn't that bad

>>388530020
>including Opposing Force, Blue Shift, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero, Half-Life for the Sony PlayStation 2 (including Half-Life Decay), and Half-Life for the Sega Dreamcast (including Blue Shift)

And nothing of value was made.

>>388530691
hahahaha opposing force is the worst half life wtf hahaha fuck you idiot

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>implying gearbox would make something anything worse than valve?
have you heard this guy's dialogue? this dude is the most anthony burch character every written and it wasn't even written by anthony burch.

>>388529696
Borderlands 2 would be one of the best FPS ever if it had less RPG shit. I'll be down for a Gearbox-made HL if they treated it like their own child and not Colonial Marines.

That said, it will never happen.

>>388530691
>opposing force
>better than the main game.

alright i laughed you got me

>>388530849
Portal 2 has some great lines, it's you who remember it for "hurr durr lemons"

>>388530020
Those people are most likely gone by now. You'd be left the same literal-cuckolds and feminists who worked on BL2 and NotOverwatch, AND femwashed old Duke Nukem games.

I'd rather HL either stay dead or be left to the fans to slowly create.

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>>388529696

I can already see it.

>Start new game
>Black screen
>"Hey! Heeeeeey! Wakey Wakey! Ah, there you are! Hey, I don't blame yah, it's not like you've been waiting 10 years or so amirite? aHA! Come on Morga- uh, Gordon Ramsa- err... Freeman! Let's go. So I heard about this G-Man guy, sounds like a douche, but not you man, you're totally badass! Oh uh right, you need a weapon, ya know, being a video game and all you need to kill stuff! So let's see here... hmm we got plasma rifles, grenades, rocket launchers and.... OH. EM. GEE. THEY GOT A JELLY SANDWICH! Mm that was delicious, oh, where were we? Ah, right! The search for the epic badass weapon of awesomery.... Ah! Here it is! Dun nuh nuuuuuuuuuh! A crowbar! Hey, we can't spoil you just yet, so this is all you're gonna get! I'll carry the awesome shijg guns and kaboomy thingies until I think you're ready to use them (since this is a video game and all) * nudge nudge*. Alright my dude! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOooooo ow my head... Don't worry, I'm okay! heh... stupid pole... from now on you are my arch nemesis... I'll get back at you mr pole!"

>>388530767
But that would be HL2 EP1.
>>388530959
I'm not baiting.

>>388530915
Borderlands is the only thing they do right and even then, they still shit it up a little.

>>388529696
Doesn't this just stink of Randy being desperate to save his failing company?

>>388531003
>"I turned myself into a *buuuurp* pickle Gordon! Pickle *brap* Breen!"

>>388530849
cave wasn't burch bad.

>>388530960
>Portal 2 has some great lines
name 5

IN RANDY WE TRUST
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W
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#INRANDYWETRUST

>>388531071
Wasn't Homeworld remaster pretty good? Anyway, it's kind of a pointless speculation.

>>388531147
>InRandyWeBust
wow gay

>>388531112
>Doesn't this just stink of Randy being desperate to save his failing company?
>Failing Company
Known as one of the industry leaders in hiring not based on skill but on diversity it means their talent pool of skill is unlike that of any other top development studio.

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>>388529696
>Laidlaw fanfiction wasnt the end
>It was the beginning of something much worse

>>388531224
>it means their talent pool of skill is unlike that of any other top development studio

You've got that right.

>>388531025
but now you are

>>388529907
Gabe did. They're best friends you know! I heard they play poker all the time.

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>>388531137
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BEAN GORDON!
I'M BEAN BREEN!

END MY SUFFERING PLEASE GORDON, I WISH TO DIE! HAHA GOD'S NOT REAL!

>>388531204
>Homeworld remaster
Oh shit I didn't even realize. You're right though.

>>388531327
LMAO

>>388530467
looks like gman

>>388529696
>half-life 3 directed by randy

WHO USED THE PAW FESS UP

Lets be honest when it comes to Sci-Fi like Fallout or Doom, wouldnt Bethesda helming ep3 or even better a reboot under a new IP licensed through Bethsoft be the better option for us as gamers?

>>388531003
This is why I dropped Borderland.

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>>388529696

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>>388531309
OF>HL2>HL2E2>HL1>BS>Decay>HL2E1

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>>388531327
lmao noice one

>>388531451
If by Beth you mean idSoft, then yes.

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>>388529696
I can already see the writing

Remember that time Gabe wanted to name his company Gearbox haha but he lost it in a wager to me when we played poker :)

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>>388529696
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH PLEASE GOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>388529696
I doubt that. Half-Life 3 is nothing more than a over-glorified pipe dream.

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>>388529696
If Gearbox went with it, this is the darkest timeline.

>>388531451
>Bethesda
No.

>Doom
That was idSoftware.

>>388531327
edit pickle rick face onto it and make this a MEME!

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>Rise and shine Mr.Bonerfarts

>>388531756
>>388531620
id is owned by Bethesda, its a small studio with a small team who could manage a remake of Half-life since lets face it, its what gamers want. Gamers like me want a real experience and with the recent success of Doom there really isnt a better team than the people at Bethesda who make up smaller teams like the Id team.

>>388531327
upbloated

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>>388531759
This ones pretty good.

>>388531932
>id is owned by Bethesda
I know, but it's important to differentiate between the team behind their RPGs and id. There are already two HL1 remakes by the way, that isn't what people are asking for.

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It's his turn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdEL1SbZ71g&list=PL6DF2386D628D3654&index=6

https://www.videogamer.com/news/gearboxs-chief-creative-and-borderlands-3-writer-has-left-the-studio-due-to-ill-health

Well... there's a 1% chance that it might be good, after all, just look at what they did with Opposing Force.

>>388532081
Kek pretty gud

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>>388529696
Time to end it.

>>388532130
There's no HL2 remake. That would probably be better than what HL3 wouldn't been.

>>388532130
Id rather Bethesda make the game instead of Gearbox who are losers.

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FUKEN DO IT

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>>388532138
>Gordon Freeman and co. fail to take out the Combine
>HL3 begins inside a helicopter in a void
>Rise and shine, Corporal Shepard. I have, hhhhh, a job for you
>mfw

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>>388529696
>Laidlaw leaked the plot to keep gearbox from shitting it up when valve makes their microtransaction shitfest

>>388530423
Proper medication is the gift that needs to be dug out of that shallow grave you placed it in after shooting that man four dozen and a quarter times because of a misunderstanding.

>>388530765
Opposing Force is great, and Blue Shift less so but still decent
I haven't played Decay but it always looked good at least

>>388531141
"Welcome, test subject, it's Cave. Prime. From Earth One. I am speaking to you from across time and space! I am literally in the future! I am--Hold on... [off mic] What? [on mic] Alright, my assistant Greg tells me none of that's true. Got excited. You are the first test subject we have ever sent into a parallel universe, which apparently has nothing to do with time travel. Still exciting. Anyway, you should be seeing a test chamber in front of you. We designed it, those backwater universe yokels built it, and you're gonna test it. Remember: You gotta let us know if it WORKS or not, otherwise you're wasting everybody's time on two earths. Alright, get to it."

"I've been thinking: What if Greg was right? What if injecting my consciousness into a computer robbed me of an eternal reward? Spiritually speaking. [beep] Alright, I just read up on it. Stumbled on a book about a fella who lived thousands of years ago. Sacrificed himself to save mankind. Went by the name of Hercules. Destroyed all the world's monsters so humans'd be safe, then went to Olympus for his trouble. Damn it, death was my monster! And I killed it! Where's my Olympus? Unless... Aperture was the monster. Aperture and everybody inside it. Holy Hercules! I just thought of something. Keep testing. Or don't. Doesn't matter. I'll be back."

My favorite quotes

>>388529696
It would be surprisingly appropriate to have Gearbox make a absolute piece of shit game to end the series considering what a fucking fiasco the whole thing has become
It's like that urban legend that people shit their pants when they die happening in motion

>>388530582
Nope, you are incorrect, that is the statement of someone who is against trying collaborative things in tandem.

>>388532370
it will be a telltale style game with a kung-fu fight between Shepard and Freeman at the end, Because unfinished business

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>>388529696
How fucking gracious of him to step away from an offer that would never be made.

Arkane should make Episode 3

>>388529696
>Gearbox makes Ep3
>Dog now talks

>>388530976
>literal-cuckolds and feminists
Fuck off >>>/pol/

>>388532572
It was a hypothetical, anon. You either get gearbox ep 3 or you don't get ep 3.

>>388532754
>modcat is STILL crusading against pol after xe got btfo by mook

haha

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>>388532370
i would kill for mores stuff with shepherd

>>388532754
Not him, but Burch was/is an actual, literal cuck.

>>388530765
Did they also make condition zero?
>Still shivers to this day

>>388530849
Even if you dont like the dialog (Id argue its almost objectively funnier than burch writing), JK simmons delivery would more than make up for it.

>>388532847
There's no was in cuckoldry. You're a cuck forever, no matter how you try to run.

>>388532503
>Cave Johnson, new owner and CEO of Black Mesa. That's right, you've been bought. First order of business: we're renaming you under the Aperture brand. I'm leaning towards Blapperture Mesa. Marketing boys think something else. So, Blapperture it is. Next, they tell me you people are conducting some anomalous materials research that could result in a resonance cascade. So I'm shutting that down before you idiots end the world. A resonance cascade! You're supposed to be scientists! Use some common sense.

>>388532895
This. Simmons is the fucking man.

>>388532881
Fuck I mean condition zero deleted scenes

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Gearbox is shit now, but I'd love to see my guy again.

>>388529696
>Gearbox

So absolutely everything said within that video is irrelevant?

>>388532787
>We're hitting levels of Wrong that shouldn't be audible

>>388533145
You're a really weird guy.

I unironically want to see Gearbox direct Half Life 3

>>388532503
Cave Johnson here, just a heads up, we've got a multiverse security breach in one of the test areas. You all enjoyed a good chuckle at Cave's expense when I started monitoring for parallel universe invasions. You all tried to stop me when I tried to garnish your wages to build defenses against said invasions. Succeeded too, so, I hope you're all happy, we've got a bogey from Earth-1 loose on the premises. Go write a letter to the Better Business Bureau about THAT, why don't you. Actually, don't. Would anyone like to know what the invaders from Earth-1 are up to inside our facility? I don't blame you, bet it'd be fascinating stuff. But, we don't have any multiverse invasion monitoring equipment. Asked for it, told it was stupid. Anyway, I hope these monsters replace our atmosphere with chlorine. It'd finally give you crybabies something to really cry about.

>>388533265
I too enjoy watching the world burn.

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>Most anticipated game ever gets practically cancelled
>The only people interested in reviving it are Randy Pitchford and Neil Druckmann

>>388531534
OF>HL1>HL2EP2>HL2EP1>HL2>BS

>>388529907
one faggot from twitter

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>ARE YOU READY FOR THE BADASS RETURN OF THE MOST BADASS BADASS IN ALL OF VIDEO GAMES?
>COMING FALL OF 2019
>Gordon Freeman smiles at the camera and cocks a shotgun
>"Let's do this."
>INTENSE BADASS FPS ACTION
>Gameplay of Gordon shooting at Combine troops alongside Alyx with text and radars all over the screen
>"You Combine will always lose, because we've got wom-WIN on our side."
>Gordon high-fives Alyx as they blow up the Dyson Sphere, walking away from it as it explodes behind them
>PRE-ORDER NOW TO GET AN EXCLUSIVE MULTIPLAYER SKIN OF THE "ORIGINAL BADASS" HALF LIFE 1 HEV SUIT

>>388532754
He's not just buzzwording. That's today's Gearbox.

>>388533384
>most anticipated game ever
i would wager most people who play video games don't even know/have ever played half life

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>>388532920
>doesn't know a rape victim via kalima when it's shoved right into the central nervous system
>Han Solo died in a swamp AND to a lightsaber for this
>My Kotor Wookie future-sight when
>Two girls in the bar at once...<#3

>>388533006
Um nope, that was Ritual.

>>388529696
KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF IT RANDY

>>388533793
I preferred to focus on the other Colossi tbhq.

>>388532370
>HL:OP 2
>it's about Shepard fucking up City 14
>game has a much darker tone similar to hl2 beta and includes some enemies from the beta
GOD PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME

>>388533593
Don't forget glory kills, quirky one-liners, quest markers and regenerating health.

>this faggot owns the rights to Duke Nukem and literally edited out anything that might be perceived as racist or sexist from the 20th anniversary version of Douk 3D
Fuck Gearbox

>>388529696
It's shepards time to shine.

I dunno, it might be good so long as they don't try and "innovate". Gearbox has proven they can make a good linear singleplayer FPS. Things only go bad when they add coop (Aliens), multiplayer (Battleborn) or jokes (Borderlands' later sequels).

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>>388534042
Fuck that just have G-Man stick him on the Combine Dyson.

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>gearbox

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>>388533907
>King of the Hill/Cthulu Mythos/Stephen King/ Back to the Future crossover at last guest starring Rick and Jerry
>You're gonna carry that Katananananana
>Optional marriage sequence with Peter Molyneux
>Synergy Reims! SYNERGY!
>EYES

>>388533689
dude what

>>388530849
Too late, watched this all the way through and found it to be kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPG3eDTy-yo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzSm_obx3c

>>388533646
lol

Just let Activision make it.

Then we'll have Half Life 3, 4 and 5 in the upcoming three years.

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>>388534042
>fighting combine super soldiers and guards
>stealing an immolator and incinerating everything in your path
>ak, oicw, combine sniper rifle, hopwire grenades

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Stay the fuck away, you fucking piece of shit

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>Shepard is featured in another game again and becomes a well known character. Will improve his chances to be featured in a mainline Half Life game drastically
>But the game he appears in is written by Gearbox

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Duke Nukem should have an Oprah themed gun and costume set.
>he doesn't talk about his adopted magic/alien children
>Not since...the war

BULLYING LEVELS EXTREMELY HIGH, GEARBOX REFRAIN NOW

>there will never be a grim Half Life shooter featuring shepherd attempting to survive the combine's destruction of the entire planet after they've cleaned out most of the useful resources from Earth

>>388529696
This is like George Lucas being so pissed off at his fanbase he sold star wars to disney.

Valve gets so pissed off with their bitching fanboys they sell halflife to gearbox lmao

>>388534182
I don't think anything was edited out bro.

DESTROY THE CHILD

>>388531327
I would fuck that thing in it's designated orifice

>>388534658
lol all you want, but we don't make up the majority of the gaming population anymore

>>388530020
>They have extensive knowledge and experience with the franchise.

and they also made duke nukem forever

kys

>>388529696
>article starts with quote from Gearbox basically admitting they shouldn't do it
>thread full of babies crying

Can you niggers read

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friendly reminder because everyone should always remember this whenever gearbox says anything

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>>388534907
>You had to know this was going to be the consequence - it will not allow itself to die with this much energy you've given it !!!!

>>388534937

just play STALKER, same shit but with russia

or just go to russia in real life

>>388534636
I came

>>388532719
I would play that. Arkane are one of the few good western studios left.

>>388529696
Blue shift was enough.

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>>388529696
RANDY

NO

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

>>388534852
Trumplestein, plz

>>388534156
>half life 3
>when you get shot it's call of duty style bloody screen and all you have to do is sit in the corner and suck your thumb to make the pain go away

>>388535356
anon I've played stalker for over 100 hours now (and still play it)

I want a half life game with shepherd again

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PLEASE RANDY I'M BEGGING YOU

>>388535278
I actually played that with all the DLCs.
It feels like an empty shell,everything is good and that is taken and repeated for 14 more times.
Its also obvious that they were aiming for multiplayer matches and its very COD style.
When you look at the credits you can actually see that there were about 50 studios doing all the work that gearbox actually hired to make the game.

>>388532719
>Episode 3 is now uglier, slower and not fun to play
YAAAS

>>388531731
Calm the fuck down, they made good games.

>>388529696
let them do it, if they're cocky enough to think they can, they can handle the goddamn consequences.

this alone is reason enough to be bitingly infuriated with them...I want to see them die as a company so far, let's see if they can kick that up to wanting to see them die as people

Sounds bad, obviously.
But Gearbox>Valve as of late

>>388535243
>'I don't know'

He didn't say no, anon. You should know by now that you can't take Randy by his word anyway.

Reminder that Dishonored is a ripoff Half Life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2JURvXIV_A

>>388535601
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/

>>388535747
Everything Arkane shits out is a ripoff.

Do it. Imagine all the shitstorm that will ensue when this gets releassed.

>>388535747
Dishonored is garbage that teens love to defend.

>>388535747

Dishonored is what HL2's art director did after he left Valve. But functionally, the games are very different.

>>388535278
I can't fucking forget anon

Reminder you fucking noobs that Half Life is GOAT and Half Life 2 is meme trash!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpCv12q6fFI&t=1427s

>>388535747
Dishonored is Deus Ex mixed with the setting of Thief with visual design la HL2 and there's nothing wrong with any of that.

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>Gearbox

I'd rather have nothing

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>>388530168
They made the Half-Life expansions Opposing Force and Blue Shift.
But that was nearly two decades ago. Even Bethesda has decent writers back then.

>>388535740
I guess I can see that. There was probably some part of battleborn or the stuff they've been publishing that someone enjoyed while I don't think valve have actually done anything substantive aside from microtransactions in years.

>>388529696
Yes please, this would be prime shitposting material

>>388535747
>>388535867

Dishonored was done by ex-Valve designers involved in Half Life 2, and it is a good game (I didn't play the sequel yet).

>>388536160
More like their writers were doing more interesting drugs than cocaine.

Todd, thankfully, seems to have remained exactly the same for all that time.

>>388535747
I had 300 post thread of people defending this shit because I said that Dishonored wasnt a good game.
Fucking kids I swear

>>388530765
Why don't you inform yourself before you say stupid shit dumbass. Opposing Force was on equal footing with the original game, it was a very inspired expansion pack that built on but did not distract from the ongoing catastrophe of Black Mesa.

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>>388530597
>>388530606

>>388535747
>ripoff half life
can't be, not enough hallways

>>388536361
Opposing Force was easily better than Blue Shift.

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>>388530512
I fucking wish.

>>388531003
This is so accurate its painful

>>388535414
...you know, a Blue Shift 2 might be cool, covering Barney's actions during the events of 2.

>>388536393
yeah bud sure is

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have you guys forgotten that they produced this masterpiece?

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>>388529696
>No one ask him
>Huh I don't know if I should do Half Life 3 guises
>???

>>388536320
dishonored 2 sucks, but the first one is fine

>>388536030
He makes some valid points and HL2 is brutally overrated, but the dude's a sperg.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKq_wH1B0pc

I'm pretty sure he shat on Serious Sam and called Doom 1 a "maze FPS" and said SS was nothing like it despite both of them being movement based FPS games at their core.

>>388529696
STILL WAITING ON BATTLEBORN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO YOU FUCKING BADASS

>>388536393
So, where are you going after Bethesda shuts down your studio, Harvey?

>>388536952
your asshole anon swiggity swooty

>>388531327
HAHAHAHAhaah

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>>388531003

I heard Claptrap's voice in my head as I read this.

>>388532503
>>388532951
>>388533369
That sounds oddly familiar.
>>388531651

Eidos should make Half Life 3 desu

>>388537239
>comparing cave johnson to shitty faux tumblr tier irony from gearbox
come on, fag

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>>388531003
Did you write this yourself?
You should apply to be a writer at Gearbox, it takes talent to write nonsense like that.

>>388536952
The coast of Texas...oh wait a minute!

>>388537406
>there's the 'irony' fixation again

>>388530605
>>388531323
Eliminate everything you said after "Gabe did" and replace it with, "just to spite us because he knows our hatred of Randy"

>>388531003
>Come on Morga- uh, Gordon Ramsa- err... Freeman!
absolutely excellent

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>>388529696
FUCKING CALLED IT
>>388521381

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>>388536706

Even if they made Opposing force, i doubt they still have the same workforce as before to create a proper Half-Life game

They are too tainted by SJW, and even if they did a good job, I'm sure they'll find a way to fuck it up

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>>388532345
At least Gearbox/Anthony would make it hilariously bad, as opposed to Bethesda/Emil who would just make it cringe-inducingly bad.

>>388529696
Oh jesus christ, no.
No, no, no, no.
I'd rather never see a new Half-Life than the name even being closely associated with Gearbox again.

>>388537653
>dumb guys with simple instructions
made sense

>>388535601
So did Bethesda.
And Blizzard.
And Bioware.
But that was a long fucking time ago.

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>>388529696
>HL2 EP3
fuck no
maybe Opposing Force 2 but just fuck no

>>388532130
>2 HL1 remakes
Wat?

>>388538069
Source and Black Mesa.

>>388535601
Key word here: Made.
Past.
No longer.
Gearbox is a cancer that should've been nuked long ago.

>>388531534
Using HNAFM ppg

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>>388534042
>game has a much darker tone similar to hl2 beta and includes some enemies from the beta
gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1667374841&feature=iv&src_vid=xkqph0nJkAM&v=T2vcD8WM_9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzSm_obx3c

>>388530020
So they made all the shit add ons no one cares about and nothing of comparable quality to the loved base games, cheers for clearing that up

>>388534724
I wouldn't mind playing a Half-Life game from 2000s Infinity Ward.

>>388529696
DID SOMEBODY SAY KNACK?

>>388534864
monkey's pawn af

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>>388534978
More like George Lucas selling Star Wars to Happy Madison.

>>388538137
>half life: source
It's really stretching to call that a remake, it's an engine port.

>>388535747
Dishonored is god like and more in common with Thief than with Half Life.

>>388536030
>They Changed it Now it Sucks: The Video

>>388537913
>Opposing Force 2
This is what I came here to this thread for. Instead of giving us a HL3 or e3 which would be disappointing almost no matter what they did, why not give us OF2 where we get to play as a combine keeping down the Vorts, the resistance, the aliens from the first OF, or maybe some unknown enemies that the Combine are also dealing with. Who gives a shit if it's canon or not?

>>388531003
Holy shit you should work at Gearbox or Bethesda

>>388538785
It's a reboot then.

part of me thinks valve deserves this if they can really make it

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>>388531327
my fucking sides

>>388536393
I'm sure you had more fun playing Call of Duty than Unreal Tournament.
Doesn't mean it's not an objectively inferior game.

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But I want more Adrian Shephard!

I want to see his adventures in Source 2 and what could be done with that.

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g-guys what am i in for?

>>388531932
>"its what gamers want"
Are you enjoying those doritos friend? Don't chug too much mountain dew buddy!

>>388531003
>Everyone who has responded has nothing but nice things to say about your shitpost.

Good job anon.

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How do you go from this...

>>388538795
I just want Shephard back man
hope that faggot Randy pulls some good miracle and makes better game than the original spin off
but who am i kidding?
it will be shit regardless...

I WANT LEFT 4 DEAD 3!!!!!! NOW!!!! Fuck your stupid moba trash and lootcrates, STOP PLAYING IT!!!!!

>>388539078
Hell hath no fury like 6 acres of fucking ferns

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>>388529696
You all know what would happen if Gearbox ever worked with Valve again.
Within the year, Valve's deep pockets would be embezzled towards Borderlands 3, some no name company would be hired to make Ep3, thrown under the bus when it turns out to be shit, Gearbox gets sued and, like always, slithers in between the cracks and somehow comes out alright.
They'd create some world spanning web of lies where everyone but them goes bankrupt.

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>>388529696
i am legit terrified reading that.

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>>388539304
...to this?

>>388539078
fully modeled ferns.
Pornographic tag everywhere.
You can go in Alyx's bedroom in Black mesa east and find her dildo.
There are a shit ton alyx models to choose including version that has her dripping wet.

To be honest i liked the new twist it gave to half life and it's a very beautiful game, but it changed it too much like an airplane in a beach that supposedly crashed but isn't even broken.

>"hurr if gearbox makes hlep3 itll be a complete disaster and ashame half life forever"
you do know that if they got rights from writer for the story and permission to make hl game from valve,they could actually give us proper ep3 game
sure it wont be 1:1 perfect compared to the originals but much better than getting no game at all.

>>388539403
>You can go in Alyx's bedroom in Black mesa east and find her dildo.
>There are a shit ton alyx models to choose including version that has her dripping wet.

Nani!

>>388534242
Thaaat's not a complete dyson

>>388529696
>Gearbox handling Half-life
>Gearbox handling Alyx
I puked inside my mouth

>>388539485
See >>388531003

Link to the article?

>>388539537
You play as the baddest of badasses Gordita Freewoman!

>>388529696
I've never seen such ridiculously unprofessional namby pamby fuckheads as the ones at valve/anyone saying they "could make ep3". you know life is short right? these guys really should just shit or get off the pot already. I'm tired of all this memeing.

>>388539796
Are you too lazy to go on IGN's youtube channel anon?

>>388531003
read this in "australian" accent for extra rage

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>>388529696
IT
JUST
KEEPS
GETTING
WORSE
FOR
THE
HALF
LIFE
KEKS

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>>388539978
>giving IGN pageviews

>>388534978
I don't think it's like that at all. I doubt Gearbox would ever come at Valve with wads of cash asking for half life.

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>>388529696
>Not only are we making the new half life games, we EVEN discovered this rule34 on reddit. Most of the alex's have been replaced with gearbox logos for some reason, but im sure the dedicated artists have their reasons

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>>388535278
Didn't they scam Sega out of a fucking load of money from this too?

>>388539978
There's nothing on their youtube channel.

>>388538795
In my opiniont, an Opposing Force where you play as a renegade/half brainwashed combine during the 7 hour war would be neat.

>>388540374
pic related is the 4th most recent video anon

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>>388531003
10/10

I can fucking hear it

>>388529696
BADASS
S S
S S

>>388539290
A shitpost is a low quality reply which is not the case there

>>388540532
Fuck, I'm blind. Thanks!

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>>388540348
He still denies it.

>>388536361
>t. Randy

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>>388529696
OPPOSING FORCE 2. LET'S GO BABY.

>>388536030
Why should I listen to the misinformed ramblings of someone who was likely a baby when HL2 came out, and why do you keep posting it in these threads as if it's a credible source?

>>388539537
anyone have a link to the tweet?

>>388540957
Shut up you noob. Go play call of dooty and leave the discussion of these games to us big boys.

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>>388539531
Alyx is a slut

>>388541146
>fakefactory
that fucking kraut, heard that he was 42 years old when he started to make that mod

>>388541146
For you.

>>388541146
this makes me angry

>>388531003

Insert references to feminism and its dead on.

>>388530413
>As a gamer
LMAO

>>388540904
Might as well post that to half the people in this thread at this point, bud.

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>>388529696
>The same people that provided the final nail for Duke Nukem, are gonna do the same for Half Life

Should I play Portal, does it have story??

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Why would 20 y/o Alyx ever be interested in 40-50 year old Gordon Freeman

>>388531327
Upbeaned

>>388542089
Yes, play both games

>Gearbox
I'd rather never have fucking Half Life 3

>>388542158
Gordon didn't age

>>388542158
Gordon didn't fucking age, you idiot. He's 27 yo in hl2.

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>>388529696
TAKE ME OFF OF THIS NIGHTMARE TRAIN. I WANT OFF RIGHT NOW.

>>388530020
>Counter-Strike: Condition Zero
Was that even released?

>>388542517
you can't get off from this ride my friend

>>388539485
>much better than getting no game at all.
Anon, sit down and think about what you typed just there. This is the Gearbox of TODAY, not the Gearbox that worked on Opposing Force.

>>388531327
Isnt' that Randy's wife?

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>>388529696
>Gordon is on the Borealis and is heading towards the Dyson sphere
>He stares at its grand size and realizes its hopeless
>Out of nowhere claptrap floats by saying BAAAAAADAAAAAAASS

>>388529696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlB2P1leRM

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>>388539904
>Gordita Freewoman

>>388530020
>They have extensive knowledge and experience with the franchise
That was like 20 years ago, fuckface. All those people are already retired or dead

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>>388543107
>CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

>there are people out there in the world who would want this
Fucking why. Gearbox haven't made anything decent since 2005.

>>388529696
Great. Since they are starting now, it' ll take +5 more years.

Kudos.

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>>388529696

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>388539904
"Gordita" means fatty (female) in spanish

>>388530976
Fucking this. Also, in Borderlands 1 and 2 the memeing was passable and one could overlook this, same goes for the LGBH trying to beign the most natural thing (althrough BL2 sometimes were annoying as shit). But BL Presequel was fucking awful with the forced homo/bi shit, awful memeing and awful jokes. Pure big pile of crap.
Also, what they did with Aliens Colonial Marines is unforgettable

>>388541146
MOAR

>>388529696
Pros: They made Opposing Force
Cons: 99% of the people who made Opposing Force probably left the shitty company.

>>388534320
I'd rather have a marriage sequence with Stefan Molyneux than that.

>>388537580
maybe you should look up "gearbox name pokergame" to get why the post you attempted to "improve" was so much better than your suggestion.

>>388531003
Did you work for Gearbox making Claptrap dialogues?
Holy shit I heard that annoying fuck while I was reading that

>>388543428
fucking kek

>>388533593
Don't forget the
>DUBSTEP
>WUBWUBWUBWUB
Randy should just die.

>>388539537
this is fake and gay

>>388530512
That'd be pretty tight actually, getting to play Barney again but in City 17 would be dope.

>>388529696
you guys kept asking for it.

incoming console shooter.

>>388531204
>Wasn't Homeworld remaster pretty good?
Not really.
It was just Homeworld 2 with all his faults, HD models and textures and the HW1 campaing. Is a pretty lazy remaster all around.

>>388531003
>Hey! Heeeeeey!
Only thing that would make this better is if that part was "Hey, hey, heeeeeey"

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I would be fine with it as long as they stick to Laidlaw's script without going fully memetic on that shit.

>>388532503
Man, how the hell do I have to do to listen to those dialogues in-game? I just bought Portal 1 and 2 in a sale (with all the dlcs) and in the community maps there's no dialogue in the intros

>>388530739
It wasn't that bad but it was still mediocre and forgettable.

>>388544458
It was also like 2 hours long.

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>>388544201
>HL3 is a mobile game

HEY FREEMAN AMIGO, TAKE THAT DUBSTEP GUN AND LETS PARTY LIKE IT'S THE 90'S! *dab*
BTW HAVE YOU MET MY POLYGENDER HUSBAND?

>>388543260
Watching this now got me so hyped for a game we never got and will never get.

>>388543260
i dont remmember any of that awesome shit in DUke Nukem Forever. Is that DLC? The version I got off steam is boring, plain, and empty.

>>388537239
Nah, not close.
It's just tumblrshit haters that they see tumblr/leddit in every thing that exist

>>388539904
>Gordita Freewoman
God damn it

>>388543579
Anon, that's the joke.

>>388539401
Feminsim

>>388535278
I hereby move that this image should be posted in every thread even remotely related to gearbox

>>388542851
They have Marc Laidlaw's material to work with. So fears of a Burch-penned story shpuld be diminished.

>>388546246
how is feminsim even remotely related?
or are you meming?

>>388536320
I played it back in 2012 when I was 20 and thought it was okay. I went full stealth for the thief nostalgia and just explored. The dlc mini campaign was honestly great though, with better levels and an actual story to give a shit about.

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>>388531003
no please stop

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>>388537239
God, no, there's just no comparison. The Cave Johnson monolgues are overblown with exuberance but they're also fantastically written and actually provide some interesting insight on the dark history of Aperture, whereas most Gearbox writing is just bogstandard utilitarian dialogue converted into LOL EVERYONES SO FUNNY AND WACKE XD

>>388546576
Exactly, they would have Marc Laidlaws work. They shouldn't go anywhere near it.

>>388530168
>why would they get the opportunity?
Have their games been financially successful?

https://youtu.be/d6PK_sKkyW0?list=FLW3uzI-vMJLvslPcwKvr6iw

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>>388541146
What did he mean by this

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>>388541692
3D Realms are making Half-Life 3?