84

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>>388514548
It's 85

It'll be 88 by the time all the reviews have come in.

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Basically right where it should be, all the polish and good gameplay in the world doesn't subtract from the fact that it's fucking Rabbids, the things that weren't funny to begin with and shouldn't have gotten more than one game.

that was about what i expected

>>388514681
>best Rabbids game of all time
>80
What the fuck are these scores?

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I'm satisfied with this.

Great to see /v/ being wrong again

>>388514548
Higher than expected.

>>388514576
Nah, it's 84 with 18 reviews counted

>>388514548
Still never gonna buy it.

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>mfw Rabbids in the next Smash

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>>388514548
Straight to the trash, I only play games rated at 9+

>>388514856
Yeah, because you don't even own a Switch you cucked faggot.

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>>388514548

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>>388514794
Not anymore

>>388514708
But anon, a developer cried at E3, so that means you're obligated to like the game.

>>388514883
How is it cuck to not give your hard earned money to a multibillion dollar company?

>>388514904
I bet my life and next weeks paycheck that he's crying right now.

Fuck. If I were him, I'd be proud of myself. He was honored to be given free will with Nintendos greatest IP and did a decent job. Kudos to this man

>>388514548
Is this supposed to be good or bad? I can never tell with you guys.

>>388514883
I have a Switch and I'm not buying Ubisoft garbage.

>>388515050
It's good if you're not a literal Sonyshill

>>388514883
Not yet, but when I do I'll still refuse to buy this garbage.

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>>388514904

>>388514548
CONTRARIANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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>Copy paste XCOM code into the Main

>Slather on Rabbids IP which no one has liked ever

>But Miyamoto praised him

I COULD HAVE DONE THAT

>>388515187
>implying it isn't better than nu-com

>>388514962
Will go back down though.

>>388514548
a good, modern game by ubisoft?
ill never believe this

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>>388515246

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>reviews are rating the game low because it's "too difficult"

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>388515275

>>388515275
Don't worry, 80+ for a modern Rabbids game is still a big achievement!

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when will jim save us from this ubisoft cuckgrab

>All the reviews are from literally whos

It will go up when real critics get their scores out.

>>388515187
>"Copy paste XCOM code into the Main"
Proof?

>>388515317
you gotta be kidding

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>>388515340

>>388514883
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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>>388515430

>>388515403
Obvious hyperbole. The Xcom2 engine runs like shit on even a high end PC.

>>388515361
>IGN
>Gamespot
>Destructoid
>literally who
Who isn't a literally who to you?

>>388515548
dark soul with the same review would be a 95. "nintendo points" my ass.

>>388515573
Based Jim who will put Nintenbros back to their place in garbage bin.

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>>388515483
SOON

>>388514883
Pretty much every faggot who hates this game doesn't even own a Switch

>>388515638
You know you've reached the limit to being pathetic when you actually like Jim Sterling

>>388515548
wtf

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cant wait for based jim to btfo this shitgame

>>388515548
>IGN: It's Too hard 7.7
I swear they're always wrong

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>>388515651

>>388515548
>that has more to offer than a great combat system
what exactly does destructoid mean by this?
>genre is literally defined by combat system
>system is great
>WHO CARE I WANT SOMETHING ELSE

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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>388515723
that fat fuck is literally the shadman of reviews. Not sure how an irelevant blogger like him ever got a slot on metacritics, when even famitsu doesn't.

>>388515678
but /v/ loved Jim Sterling when he was talking shit about PSN. Is the hivemind back to hating him now?

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>>388515779
>retardo Jim does it again

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>>388515779
LoL

>>388515723
What disgusting degenerates are fucking his wife? God damn.

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>>388515723
>Jim getting to fuck anything

>>388515779
hahahahahahahahahaha

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>>388515779

>>388515779
Good shop

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>>388515779

>>388515779
it's fake

>>388515812
Nobody has liked him for years now, we know that doesn't fit your agenda but it's the truth.

>>388515779
Wouldn't be surprising.

>>388515860
I'm pretty sure it's just Jim in a drag.

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>>388515779
autistic fatman does it again

>/v/ in charge of fact checking

>>388514868
But Anon, 85 is higher than 9

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>>388515963
>>388515906
>>388515896
>>388515873
>>388515871
>>388515850
>Sonygers fall for the ruse

>>388514548
NOOOOOOO
DELETE THIS

>>388514576
AND DELETE THIS TOO

>>388514962
NO STOP STOP STOP

>>388515779
YES YES THIS IS GOOD, WE NEED MORE

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Still holding strong at 85.

>>388516161
t. Ubishill

ok but whats the real score without the nintendo bonus + ubibribery

>>388516237
t. Sonyshill

>>388516312
85

>>388516312
85

>>388515779
fake

>>388516312
85

>>388515923
fuck off retard.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/385731575/#385748003

I figured it would be in the lower or middle 80s.
Glad I preordered it too, I was waiting for a good franchise game with local MP.

>>388516312
40 nintenbro bonus and 40 ubishill bonus only 5 left HAHAHA BTFO
SHITCH NO GAMES

>>388514708
This.

>>388516325
t. Nintenshill

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>>388514734

Honestly speaking, the Rabbid games were never that big of a deal, perhaps excluding Rabbids Gone Home, which is considered by a few to be actually pretty good/decent for what it is. They struck gold in this case.

Heck, it ain't a AAA 90+ score game, but it still managed to get a great score. Then again, reviews are slowly creeping in.

>>388516312
85

>>388514708
This
It looks kinda interesting but they really should've picked a more interesting setting. Mario is pretty boring by itself but Rabbids makes this an instant no-buy from my side.

>>388514548

Why is it Nintendo fans feel the need to make so many threads about their games? Are they that worried about their console they have to do this?

honestly.... why fucking rabids though? it's the same thing as "mario x minions!!!"

>>388516161
>that redditposting
>complete obedience to some blogger just because he "btfo" the brand you are conditioned to hate on your subredddit
who is surprised there? nobody.

>>388516162
Really surprising. Still think it will go down though.

>>388516458
some nintenbro makes a thread every single day literally begging people to buy a Switch, its fucking pathetic

>>388516312
52

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>a mario game gets a good score
gee i wonder if nostalgia has something to do with that.
even sticker star god a good score if i remember correctly.

>>388516312
90

>>388516483
Sounds like you're upset anon, why are you upset? Did a game you don't like get a good score?

>>388516502
>horizondag

>>388516521
Sticker star got 75 on the dot. It's not a good score

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>>388514576
How to spot a normalfag 101:

He has Bluetooth on for no reason

>>388516312
One buttbad sonybaby.

>>388514548
http://www.jeuxvideo.com/test/701673/mario-the-lapins-cretins-kingdom-battle-quand-le-tactical-s-ouvre-au-grand-public.htm

17/20

>>388516559
>butthurt nintenbro

>>388515548
So it's good?

>>388515923
Neogaf likes Jim sterling because he's a liberal cuck

>>388516521
Mario games depend:
if they're easy they get bonus points
if they're hard they get a hefty penalty

this game's hard

>>388516615
Nope, sorry poorfag. I'm connected to a smart watch.

>>388516625
>french site giving french game a good score
Wow what a surprise.

>>388516625
Why aren't those frogs on metacritic? Metacritic is full of the dumbest blogs, but that one is somehow left out

>>388515779
why would you fake something like that

this is shitposting to the next level

>>388516770
It's a mostly Italian game

I expected 70 at most. Huh.

>>388516746
Why would you own a smart watch? You do realise only poorfags buy them?

>>388516835
Pretty funny though, and the fact that so many people actually believed it says a lot about Sterling

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>>388516871

Better than expected honestly. Sure it looks really nice and has charm to it, but it's a strategy game, i doubt many people would give them top tier scores. They want auto play marios

>>388516871
>only poorfags buy technology
>backpedaling this hard

>>388516927
>uncomfortable realization.gif

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>>388516835
>Expecting any less from /v/

I'd be surprised if they didn't.

anyone with a smartphone or a smartwatch is a fucking addict. "omg LOLZ gotta check my instagram 24/7 for those likes and comments!!! gotta see my facebook feed literally alllllll the time!!! gotta check my post on vee!!!!"

there's literally no point to having a phone other than for calling, texting, and gps/map apps

>>388516045
Can you blame them for believeing it? It sound just like Jim

Highest rated Ubisoft game...

whew..

>>388514576
>cancerous phoneposter
not surprised

>>388516990
I don't and never would own one, but what you said is stupid.

>>388516956
I mean the Xcom games also scored great, so it's not like strategy would make for a lower score. The more surprising part is the fact that a rabbids game is getting a score like this

>>388514548
What's the real score without the Nintendo bonus?

>>388516927
>>388516973
>pointless tech that's cheaper than proper watches

No one with high salaries ironically owns a smart watch over a rolex

>>388516853
Same, it's funny how life surprises you sometimes.... Just bought it on Amazon along with Yakuza Kawimi.

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>>388517041
Wrong

>>388517027
And the rare but awesome phone games you can play in public without looking like an autist
And a way to have a massive, personalized library of music, anime, manga, readings of books, movies, etc.

>>388517091
85, nintendo bonus doesn't apply to difficult games

>ITT denial and damage control
I'm not even buying this game but I love seeing sonybros panicking as usual.

>>388517092
>paying for a status symbol over a useful piece of technology
You must think that people should buy Ferraris over a Tesla because they're "more expensive"

>>388517091
85

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>>388514548
>>388514576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMHcQo23u5k

>>388517181
>useful piece of technology
>smart watch
pick one

>>388517128
>2005....

A decade ago......

This game is one the highest rated ubi game in recent memory.

>>388517085
Yeah, but reviewers usually know what they're getting or put people that play those games on it. I don't really know who you'd put on M+R, at least from most shitty review sites that can barely finish a mario game and complain about New Bros being too hard

>>388515779
literally proving yourself to be a casual

>>388517091
95, -10 for rabbids

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>>388517041
................

>>388516312
>the nintendo bonus

is there a sonybonus we need to know about that we can apply to other games or does it not matter because every game released on a sony console is another epic win for anonymous

>>388517220
So it's not useful because you're too retarded to use one?

>>388517146
>nintendo game
>difficult

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>>388517226
>backpedalling this hard
i'll admit this is good even for nu-Ubisoft standards but Rayman Origins is the best rated Ubisoft game made in the last decade

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>>388517340
No? Where did you get that from? Oh wait, I got it.

>It's another episode of /v/ getting btfo

My favorite.

>>388517371
yeh that's the point: it's actually difficult, the reviewers are shocked and appalled

>>388517181
>useful
>some tiny version of shit your phone already does on your wrist

Looking good and wealthy is one of the factors of moving up on the world, no one takes a bum seriously.

>>388515548
IGNorant

>>388517339
>is there a sonybonus we need to know about
yes there is, for their movie games like uncharted and horizon. big marketing bucks spent on those games. you should stop crying about sony every time someone criticizes nintendo though, it makes you look autistic.

>>388516451
One of the main reasons Miyamoto gave the project his blessing was because Ubisoft found one of the only genres Mario had yet to crack: turn-based strategy.

>>388514904
waiting for some anon to make a JUST edit

>>388514548

>wondering why this fucking game cost $89.95
>ubisoft

Nintendo charges $60 for every game.

>>388517529
overdo it and you enter tacky oil sheik territory though

>>388515246
When Jim "Born Fat" Stirling gives it the -10 Nintendo penalty, yeah.

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>>388514548
>84
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY

>>388517387
>13 critics

Ok

>>388517340
And what does a smartwatch have your phone doesn't?

Atleast having expensive watches makes you look good and wealthy infront of people and there are women who thirst over them

Wait why is 8.4 ok but 8.8 nearly crashed /v/ with the amount of shitposting >>388515779

>>388517634
>what does a smartwatch have your phone doesn't?
a strap?

>>388517618
So without the 10 sonypoints, 20 exclusive-on-a-multiplat-machine-points and 50 SJWpoints, a nice and round 6. Sounds about right.

>>388517137
addict

>>388517686
because EA B-tier game =/= nintendo AAA zelda game

>>388517634
Lighter, quick access to short messages, can control sound music and apps, quick reminders and notes, right on your wrist so you don't need to pull out your 6 inch 4k phone.

>>388516434
People are mostly triggered by Rabbids because they cucked Rayman for like 8 years.

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>>388515548
Why the fuck is this allowed

>>388516521
Anything lower than 85 isn't good though.

>>388517771
So nothing. Wow.

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I guess Metacritic truly matters if it caters to your tastes.

>>388517881
Yeah, nothing if you're a retarded poorfag.

>>388517771
>Lighter, quick access to short messages, can control sound music and apps, quick reminders and notes

Irrelevant, smart watches are more inconvenient because they're tiny as fuck for typing messages with and you can only do it with one hand and fuck off, smartphones are slim as fuck now that weight isn't an issue and there are 4/5 inch phones.

All the other features you listed are in smartphones too retard

>>388517987
No I mean, literally nothing. You listed things your phone already does
>b-but it takes me 0.9 seconds to take my phone out
WOW

>>388517987
>calling anyone a poorfag when you buy cheap ass smartwatches instead of real ones

LOL

>>388518064
Not him but if I already wear watches, why not get one with additional conveniences?

>>388518031
>pulling out your smartphone every time you want to check something
>taking out your phone just to adjust the sound or skip songs
>looking at your smart phone during a business meeting
>having to unlock your smart phone every time you use it

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I just ordered the game on Amazon, complained it would come a day late, and got it half price along with my prime discount.

>>388517420
oh no a ms paint comic

>>388518116
>cheap watches cost 15 bucks
>cheap smart watches cost 50
And nobody buys cheap smart watches unless it's just for stupid Fitness shit. I got a new Huawei watch and it was a couple hundred.

>>388515638
>>388517593
Is Jim typically "biased" against Nintendo?

>>388518146
the only fucking point of a watch is to show off how much money you have. it's LITERALLY a piece of jewelry, a status symbol. that's like saying "why not just unironically wear a 25 cent plastic watch? it's waterproof!"

You know people are going to shut the fuck up about this game in 2 weeks' time, so I take comfort in that at least.

Plus after this sellout shit passes we can actually hear more about Odyssey (AKA the first Mario game worth giving a shit about since Galaxy) without Ubisoft's moneycock constantly dangling in the way.

>>388518158
So 30$ for a 20-30 hour game? Not bad

>>388517618
Both Mario Rabbids Kingdom Battle and Unfarted are 85 on metacritic

>>388518281
No, that's just your own retarded perception. Watches are now USED as status symbols because most people don't need to tell time, but they are still supposed to be tools, and smart watches have improved upon the tool aspect.

>>388516312
>nintendo bonus
There are people who have rated BOTW at 70 but sure thing nintendo bonus exists friendo

>>388518278
He's just a contrarian fat fuck.

He absolutely deepthroated Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, especially for its hand-holding bullshit control options and trashed anyone who had any issue with them throughout his entire review as "elitist snobs".

>>388518390
botw is at best a 60/100 game
no dungeons no enemies no puzzles just empty world

>>388517420
>I AM SILLY

>>388518441
top kek ok jim

>>388518441
I must have imagined all those enemies dungeons and puzzles in my playthrough then

>>388518281
If you buy super expensive watches, sure but there are many people including myself that like having a watch to tell the time and have kept the habit of wearing one after devices that we have everyday like cellphones also had clocks built in.
A watch is a tool, just like most things we carry around with us

>>388518402
In that case, wouldn't it be more likely he would praise the game? He said it looked alright during E3.

>>388518441
Yeah, no.
BOTW is 90 at least and if you say otherwise you obviously haven't played the game
People cry about "no dungeons :<" not realizing that some parts of the word are better than most dungeons in previous zelda were

>>388514548
I was expecting this thing to get a 67 or shit among those lines, so I'm very surprised a fucking Mario x Rabbids game got a decent score.
I still don't give a shit about the game but if people actually like it, hey good for them.

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Why am I always right?1

>>388518148
>pulling out your smartphone every time you want to check something

Yeah nothing wrong with that, why you acting like you need to do this every single minute?
>taking out your phone just to adjust the sound or skip songs
Lol you can just put one of your hands in your pocket and slide the volume bar, no biggie and doesn't immobile both your hands to do it also sort your fucking playlist if you have songs you don't want to hear.
>looking at your smart phone during a business meeting
Or you can have it on silent and respond later?
>having to unlock your smart phone every time you use it
Or you can just turn turn off locks?

You're just a dumb fat fuck who's to broke to get a real watch and needs to come up with some pathetic excuses

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>>388518383

r e d d i t

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>>388517632

>>388517298
>Chaos Theory Xbox: 94
>Chaos Theory PC: 92
What's going on here?

>>388518278
He doesn't so much have an anti-Nintendo bias as he's just extremely contrarian and likes to stir shit for YouTube clicks. The easy way to do that at the time was to give BOTW 7/10 while giving Horizon a 9/10. That's why sonybros worship him so much this year.

>>388516045
I really like that gif. Mind if I save it?

>>388518640
>everybody smarter than me is from Reddit
No, but every single redditor is smarter than you.

>>388517618
What's the score without sony bonus? 40 for sony bonus, and 43 for naughty dog, that leaves out 3 points haahahhaha reply to this post with golden faces

>>388515050
This is how reviews work on /v/:

Do you like the game? Then anything above 75 it's good.

Do you dislike the game and you're also a hopeless shitposter? Then anything below 90 is a blunder and you can spam Wojacks about it.

Also:
If you like/dislike the game and it gets a very high/low score, reviews count and are the absolute law that determines if a game is good or not.
If you like/dislike the game and it gets a low/high score, reviews don't count.

>>388518651
I think the PC version has less critics. When it launched, it was considered the Crysis of its generation. Especially impressive considering it pushed the Xbox to its limits graphically which the critics lauded upon release.

>>388518764
R E D D I T

>>388516615
You imply people don't have smart watches/wireless headphones

>>388518274
Yeah and those are nothing compared to high end real watches that cost over 10,000.

If a guy is gonna have a watch he might as well get one that shows off his wealth rather than some shitty smartwatch that's just some annoying tiny version of your phone

>>388517226
>This game is one of the highest rated ubi game in my lifetime

Ftfy

>>388518971
>wasting 10k on a shitty status symbol
I bet you wear jewelry too faggot

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>>388518301
Amazon support can't count, and my prime discount brought it down to $46, but he refunded me about $30, so $16

The saddest part about this game is that this has the least shitty battle system and most creative story in a Mario RPG since Bowser's fucking Inside Story. A Rabbids game is a better Mario RPG than Mario RPGs have been.

But Paper Mario had to die for some reason.

>>388519018
>wasting

To people that earn real money, using 10k on a luxury item is no different than a wageslave that uses 10 dollars on fast food

>>388519152
Paper Mario's battle system is terrible though

>>388519169
I'm sure you can tell that to the billionaires who don't waste all their money on useless shit

>>388519051
why do people get so asspained about the F-A burger scale of grading?

anything less than 70% is a failing grade. Not an 'average' grade. If you get half the questions wrong on a test, you're a fuckup. Average people score around 80%

Eurogamer gave it a Recommened, which is like a 8 or 9/10
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-08-28-mario-rabbids-kingdom-battle-review

>>388519246
Good, good. We may see the score climb to 86/87 yet.

>>388515669
Nobody seems to hate it, they just dislike ubisoft and rabbids you defensive weirdo.

>>388515753
When you start comparing things to XCOM and other TRPGs, you want stuff like the strategy layer(XCOM) and great amounts of soldier customization(Every good game in the genre)

>>388519298
>praying for a game to climb from 85 aka 'dogshit' to 86 aka 'oh not quite dogshit'
how desperate

>>388516409
>>388516451
But 85 is a great score

>>388519051

This is so painfully accurate

>>388516612
75 is a good score though, anything that's a 7 or above is good

>>388519242
Doesn't matter much when the tests are a joke

>>388519356
85 is great, 86-88 is approaching greatness tier.

>>388519429
6+ is good

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>better score than Splatoon 2
Yeah im calling bullshit on this score

>>388518705
He gave Horizon a 10.

>>388519617
But it's a better game than Splatoon 2

Sony btfo yet again by kiddie shit

embarassing

>>388519692
Not just kiddie shit, rabbids. They may as well have been btfo by minions

>>388519692
http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-4/uncharted-the-lost-legacy

Sony and Nintendo united. This is a sign we should all love eachother

>>388515638
sonygros sure are mad, man.

>>388519617
S2 gets slammed cause it dont get all teh content from the get to go.

>>388519902
not really an excuse when it fixes most problems the first one had

>>388519951
but its the same "problem" devs latched to, just like S1

>>388516045
>XDDD!

>>388519617
>splatoon auto loses points for being a multiplayer focused game, not to mention half the modes are locked until you reach a certain level which I'm doubtful most of the reviewers were even able to achieve

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>>388515779
Well if fatman doesn't like it that means it's an instant buy.

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>>388519453
k good luck on ur test

30 minutes no calculators

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>WHAT THE H*CK DO WE DO NOW?????????????????

>so much butthurt they resort to porn posting

>>388520351
play the exclusive game released a week earlier that has the same score?

>>388520443
How exactly are you supposed to "play" a movie?

>>388520635
Fuck you

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>>388520635
>>388520674
S E E T H I N G

>>388519878
>t.pretendoyearold

I luuvvvv rabbids, as a Nintendo fan I'm so happy! Ooppps gotta change my diaper!

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>love Xcom
>dont mind Mario settings
>fucking hate Rabbids/Minions

Don't know what to do

>>388520635
This meme never gets old

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>>388520814
>pretendoyearold

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>>388520635
baleet diz

>>388520834
Buy it because you're a mindless drone starving from no games.

>>388520635
sonygros BTFO.

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>>388520635
>>388520674

>>388520814
>t. Playshitationigger.

>>388520834
Get it anyway. Besides, most of the enemies are Rabbids and you can have a fully Mario team.

>>388520674
the ABSOLUTE CITY of Sony

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>>388520914
I bought MHXX so there are like 500 hours worth of games with that.

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>>388520635
S-SHUT UP

>>388515723
If I was Jim I would beg others to fuck my wife. I'd beg them to run off together and never come back.

>>388517091
After you also remove the Rabbids penalty and Niche Genre factor, 83.

>>388515779
FAKE NEWS

>>388520914
why u so mad?

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>>388520635

>>388520635
Yeah yeah whatever, we've heard this tired shit a billion times now. Uncharted is better than your shitty Rabbids minion kiddy shit and you know it.

>>388515779
Fake as fuck

next level autism

>>388520635
shieeeeeeeeeeeet

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>>388520635
>>388520674

>>388521363
SEETHING

>>388521363
you can't compare a game with a movie, anon.

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>>388520674
>>388521363
lmao fuck outta here you salty nig nogs

>Game is pretty good
>/v/ hates it because "UBISOFT REEEEEEEEEEE"
>That and rabids
You guys are fucking cancer, you know that? I'm willing to bet 95% of the people shitting on it in this thread doesn't even own a Switch and are just going off of retarded memes, E3 trailer skepticism, "muh ubisoft", and the few actual autists who confide in Jim Sterling.

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>>388520635
Pic related is these retards
>>388520674
>>388520914
>>388521363

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>>388521537
I fucking love this meme, it gets me every time

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>mfw this fucking game is more faithful to old school xcom than that new babby shit
Why does this timeline suck so much?

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>>388521537

>higher than Arms and Splatoon 2

The only people btfo are Switch owners

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Just got it, I hope it's actually good.

>>388521920
Woops meant
>>388520635

>>388516312
Both those "bonuses" are negative though?

>>388515779
>mfw he will actually do this because he's booty blasted about not getting a Snes classic
Everytime.

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>>388521989
>being this ass ravaged

>>388521034
>you can have a fully Mario team.
So you mean to say that I can play as mario cast blasting down fucking rabbids?
SOLD

>>388522228
>tfw somebody posted the edit I made back when castro died

>>388522412
it's one of my favorites, good job anon

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>>388514548
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BROS

>>388516615
I leave my bluetooth on all day so that when I get into my car it auto-connects to my stereo without me having to do anything. Besides, it barely drains my battery just sitting there.

Cool, I will pick it up in a few months after the games I want come out.

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>>388514548
Are you fucking kidding me!!!!! This was supposed to be the worst game this year, wtf is this
I am so fucking mad right now

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>>388523137

>>388515669
I own a Switch and I "hate" it, as in no way in fucking hell am I ever gonna buy it because fuck ubisoft and fuck shit games, which this game is.

Your move.

Any cheap eshops I can get this from? Shit is 75$ here.

>>388523359
https://savecoins.me/

>>388523137
oh, hi ACfag.

>>388519242
in england at least university grading isn't just based around doing your level of degree, it also reflects how good you are compared to published work/higher levels of similar work etc. so for example an undergrad paper that gets 80%+ (70% is a first and the highest grade) is more consistent with a phd/published level piece of work

>>388522139
Surely he couldn't keep doing it thought. Right now he has defenders going on about how people are just overreacting to someone not liking the same game they do, but if he just consistently reviews them like that, it's going to be less and less effective. Especially with his bizarrely myopic anti-nintendo bitching.

>>388519242
>anything less than 70% is a failing grade
No it's not, retard.
Below 6 or 60% is failing grade.

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>>388515638
>unironically supports Jim Sterling now because he's biased towards a company you dislike
>unironically supporting Jim Sterling in general

>>388521697
only a few dedicated anti-rabbids shitposters still cling to the hope that this will be a next TORtanic

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40 reviews and still going!

>>388514904
84 is pretty good idk

85 is actually incredibly high for a rabids game. I guess it's actually good. Wont buy it though, rabids is cancer.

Fuck should I pre-order this? I need something new to play on my switch.

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>>388514548
I REFUSE TO STAND IN LINE AND BELIEVE THIS SHIT. BROS LETS STOP THIS!@
BUY XCOM!

>>388525775

Apart from the Rabbids stuff, the game looks incredibly solid desu

>>388525920
What is that little girl doing with that video game controller?

>>388526007
Preparing lunch for the peasan...cool console bro. :^)

My favorite thing about these types of thread is the sheer inconsistency in the shitposting going on.

>>388516502
I myself don't make any Switch threads beacuse they always get shitted on?

>>388526418
>Steam controller
>a console controller.

What does he mean by this?

>>388517618
Yet barely could surpass a rabbids game

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>>388515779
Another contrarian review just to bait for attention. That's so Sterling™

>take a potential 95 idea
>add rabbids
>drops ten points

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>>388526168
yeah, it's 1.5 points away from a perfect score
it's fucking over bros...

>>388526884
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

GUYS STOP

UR NOT ALLOWED TO CRITICZE OR MAKE FUN OF THIS BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR CRIED AT E3

IT WAS A TOTALLY REAL AND NOT AT ALL BULLSHIT PR MOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL GUILTY AND LOVE THIS GAME OR ANYTHING

But seriously,

>crying when "Mario Meets the Videogame Minions" is your proudest achievement

>>388525930
I'm not even seeing the downside to the Rabbids as the whole point of the game is to shoot up those guys.

>>388528051
t. buttmad Sonybro

>>388528051
>I am literally incapable of accepting the fact that human beings have emotion
fucking sonykids, every time

What happened? Horizon Zero Dawn has a 89 on Metacritic, and /v/ spouted that it was a failure when it came out simply because BotW got a 97.

>>388523818
For my degree you need Cs or better for classes to count

>>388528051
you sure are a fucking bitter sad piece of shit.

>>388528289
>triple A title with beautiful graphics and open world in 2017
>gets good score
not surprising
>fisherprice shovelware minion spinoff ubisoft game
>gets good score aswell
people may be surprised, but hey, I can't talk for everyone, it's not like /v/ is one person or anything.

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>>388517632
>>388518642
OOHHHH DAMN SON HE SHOWED YOU

>>388528051
>Getting this triggered over one tweet

It's alright anon, you'll find happiness one day.

>>388528289
Probably because it's an AAA game that has a 'strong female lead', promotes DIVERSITY, shilled as hell, and still couldn't get above a 90.

>>388528578
It's not that anon. People on here were saying "SONYNGGERS DESTROYED" but now that one of their games is getting a score around the same mark, they're like "It's pretty good."

I don't understand the shitposting in this thread. Is 8.5 bad or good?

>>388526789
They can't use m+kb, so a Steam controller will help them transition.

>>388516615
>he doesn't own Bluetooth headphones
lmao fucking poorfag

>>388528675
who the fuck was expecting this to get a 85? no-one
besides don't act like vice versa doesn't happen

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>>388522512
>>388521537
Console war shitposting has really devolved.

>>388528885
>besides don't act like vice versa doesn't happen
What are you talking about?

>>388528051
Just like the "YAS QUEEN, SLAY," I don't think I've seen a single person actually use this in anything besides meme shitposting. No one's brought up the dev crying at E3 as anything but an anecdote about the passion the devs had for this seemingly ridiculous project. No one's needed to use it as a defense of the game because no one, even on 4chan, is that stupid to do so on 4chan.

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>>388515548
>Literally all of the replies to this are people calling the review stupid
>People still turn around and take metacritic with even a grain of salt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGSotz9qs_0

>>388528976
They are starving they can't think right. horison was like, early april. Now they wait.

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>>388528883
Wow Bluetooth headphones, enjoy your shitty sound quality.

Eh. I didn't expect a perfect score. I don't have a Switch yet, but I'll pick it up hopefully used when I do. It looks fun, and some of my favorite games don't have perfect 10s. ActRaiser has a 7.3 user rating and it's one of my favorite games ever. Gitaroo Man has an 82 (80 for the psp version), another favorite. If it's fun at the end of the day, I don't really care what kind of score Destructoid or whoever gave it.

>>388528675
>Open world AAA
compared to
>XCOM with Rabbids
nobody had any expectations for the latter
>>388529108
People are laughing at this game for getting only an 85. It's not exclusive to Sony games

>>388520635
HHAHAHAHAHAH

>>388522036

Nice, I hope you have a fun time with the game, anon.

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>>388515779
Why does he do it?

>>388520635
by pressing the play button.