Have you ever gotten ASMRs from video games?
https://youtu.be/0G9noApJ1V8
Nah but my brother had that for awhile. Was out of school for two weeks lucky fuck.
>>388480161
The fuck are you talking about?
>>388480161
Lol what
>>388479763I only get it when I comb my hair after my shower every morning.
I go on r/pillowtalkaudio to download girlfriend audios. I also paid a woman 25 dollars to make one for me.
>f-fucking gamestop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvNnK03Vcw0this is the most pathetic shit i've seen all year
you should see the crowd over at ∞ with asmr stuff.
>>388479763
ASMR Darling was okay until she went normie. I blame pewdiepie
>>388480539
Huh? How was she before?
>>388479763
ASMR is a lie propagated by frogposters to normalize their wanting to listen to a woman whisper in their ear so they can tell people about it and won't immediately be judged as creepy.
>>388480356
She has a business off of that? So she was just cool with it?
>>388479763
>>388480381
>>388480356
>roleplay asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt3TYfea4Ps
Silent hill 2 has some creepies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg
https://youtu.be/C-iu8o5EObg
>>388480675
Except it's actually relaxing, puts you to sleep very fast and scientifically proven to stimulate your spinal column nerve endings due to the way the human body is designed naturally.
The problem is people go crazy on the idea that everything has to have porn involved with something designed to be stimulative and not necessarily intimate.
>>388479763
>3:50
ASMR Darling is the most overrated "ASMRtist". Only normies like her.
And yeah I've been part of the ASMR community since before it even first started. Before ASMRRequests even got big and she was making low res videos.
>>388480539
YUP. Exactly this. Didn't know that faggot had anything to do with it, but exactly that -- normie.
Since I'm assuming that this is a thinly-veiled ASMR thread, I'll recommend you some of my favorites. Now, most of these are soft-spoken. I prefer that over whispering because some of these normie cringey girls who come into the scene to get a slice of the ASMR pie make "whispering" videos but they're so awful at whispering its more harsh than soothing (see: LillyWhispers). Urgh, so bad.
Bob Ross (The Absolute king of ASMR)
CalmingEscape
ASMRNovaStar's old videos (before she tried to commit sudoku, sadly)
JellyBeanGreen
Dinabinachama
ARDRA-Asmr
VeniVidiVulpes
Just a few good ones where most videos are great. Just jump around and see which ones you like.
>>388480930
lel
What the fuck is asmr
>>388480381
>over 1 million views
Can only do it with Japanese or Korean speakers since I'm not as easily able to focus on what they're saying.
>>388480675
I mean yeah. Won't deny it.\
>>388481090
>human body
>designed
>>388479763
The cutscenes in RDR and even GTA sometimes are strangely soothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9L5Jnq5MYs
I remember getting ASMR from hearing Satoru Shibata (Nintendo EU president) talk about NSMBU but I can't find the video anymore.
gook asmr>>>>>>>>>white bitches
>>388481209
the practice of making ear-pleasing sounds
>>388481293
I really want to touch that dog
>>388481280
>>388481308
Speaking of Korean/JP ASMR, you HAVE to check this out. Best ASMR ever. Sadly there since it's Unintentional ASMR, there are loud parts like when they use an egg beater or mixer. But man the sounds are EXCELLENT.
https://www.youtube.com/user/mosogourmet
Unintentional ASMR > intended ASMR.
too many fucking people making "slutty waitress whispers in your ear" videos or "kissing you" videos or "let me be your girlfriend" videos. It's super fucking cringey.
I use to get it from Shampoodle in Animal Crossing, but that's the only case I can recall.
>>388480381
This has got to be the single most pathetic shit I've seen in my life.
>>388481513
Yeah, I agree. I'm fond of
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjjhHEM9U9CDNIkOFFwzeoA
and
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCue0AhOm8SARARIcT-0mE1w
Roleplay stuff is just too weird for me.
>>388480930
>>388480641
For short, she's less tryhard back then. Humble even for a valley girl
>>388481513
>slutty waitress whispers in your ear
Rule number 1 of ASMR: don't let your dick do the talking and avoid that cancerous shit like the plague. Thots are literally the worst thing that's ever happened to the community
>>388479763
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7hegxm2JQc
>>388481163
>No RelaxingASMR
>No ASMR Power of Sound
>No PPOMO
>No Yanghaiying
>>388481720
Thanks asmrbro. Karin's paper bag video is based. Hatomugi's ear cleaning one is amazing. That's the stuff I love. I don't mind roleplays as long as the person isn't trying to be cutesy or funny or sexy. Fuck off. I'm not trying to watch porn right now. I'm trying to relax and sleep, though I get you want to make money off of the young retards clicking on this shit (and your ads) for memes and horniness, which in turn may also get them to donate to you.
>>388481870
>Those are literally the worst thing that's ever happened to the community
They really are. They really fucking are, man. That's why I only do unintentional videos now, or stick to my favorites who don't do that shit. It was so fucking awful when it started derailing and the community started to large up. There would literally be people just freshly making a channel and asking for donations on their FIRST VIDEO.
Owo what's this?
here's a rare channel. an Asian lady who just puts out shitloads of videos, some intentional or unintentional ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/user/yanghaiying/videos
Will /ourguy/ ever start doing ASMR's?
>>388482314
>That shitty exposure
>>388482314
OH SHIT
(if real, man, her thing down below has been used up)
Rich Evans is the Rich Evans of ASMR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4z3xv2l9_k
>>388482314
>deleted before archive
come on now
>>388482314
what was it?
>>388482213
>ASMR Power of Sound
I like the guy himself but I can never seem to able to enjoy his vids to relax. The other black dude ASMR that I actually enjoy is ASMR-SENSEI
>>388482451
Never seen a real vag huh
>>388480161
lol, good one
>>388482384
My dude. I love this video of hers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtmAHXObLQY
She's so nice. I didn't know she had 11,000 + videos. It's crazy. And she also replies fast to videos.
>>388482630
I have. Her roast beef looks gross in that pic. Maybe it's just the angle in the pic.
why are (you) guys not listening to the best voice in the business?
>asmr
this shit is more ironic than tulpas
>>388482873
>men doing asmr
I just can't. It doesn't feel right.
>>388482917
Ironic?
is there a difference between "real ASMR" and "waifu ASMR"?
>cant have this experience because i find the idea of actually listening to a woman on the internet whispering sweet nothings into your ear just fucking pathetic as hell
idk how people do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
Hey dude. How's it hanging?
>>388479763
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqIVbT6v5j0
>>388482980
Ephemereal Rift is an exception.
>>388483175
Just find a video that isn't a woman whispering
>>388481163
>ASMRNovaStar's old videos
You'd think a cripple would end up making better content on account of not being about to do anything else, but her content really nose dove.
>>388482828
Except labia size isn't affected by "usage" any more than dick or foreskin size is you fucking retard, literally only virgins or retards with no knowledge of anatomy think this
>>388483290
t. roastie
No, but when I was younger I put the infinite grind cheat on THPS 3 and placed the DS2 controller on my taint and came like a motherfucker.
>>388483212
That's not ASMR thats frission.
I have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTieqWS8RA
>not listening to unintentional asmr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxtWswTt25o
>>388483285
>You'd think a cripple would end up making better content on account of not being about to do anything else
My thoughts exactly. I do wish her the best though.
>>388482980
Why not? Do you also find Bob Ross' videos weird?
>>388483175
you can just listen to something other than roleplay vids
>>388483030
Most waifu ASMR videos are actually just an excuse to upload those japanese audio hentai clips.
>>388483460
Bob Ross is an exception.
>>388483460
>>388483552
Also he just paints. He's not intentionally making ASMR videos.
I used to watch a cute British girl ASMR years ago but I can't remember her name and I never bookmarked her. All I remember is a video of her giving a tour of her room with anime and video game shit everywhere
>>388483552
Because for Bob his demeanor wasn't an act. He genuinely expressed himself like that after he got back from war.
>>388483652
Might have been VisualSounds1 if she sounded northern.
>>388480930
oh my god that fucker need to floss holy shit i'm gagging.
Will CapitalASMR ever come back or did you freaks scare her away?
>>388483414
reminds me of this random greek dude i found on youtube, he makes so many videos despite having only a few hundred subscribers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhFPr4Rd1NM
another guy who does sorta unintentional asmr is this Turkish guy living in I assume Germany or the Netherlands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOaifga88VE
>>388483741
That is her, thank you!
>>388483652
Oh man, I may know who you're talking about. She was definitely European and was really into anime. I forget
YEP
>>388483741
VisualSounds1, thats her. I personally never liked her but yeah, was it her, anon?
also, another 2 excellent british asmrtists
https://www.youtube.com/user/roseannagrace (super cute)
and
WillowsWhisper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6ylovK8UNQ
also p cute
>it's an anon downs a bottle of rum and listens to girlfriend roleplay asmr episode
>>388483741
>>388483883
sheeiiittt I remember this video and it has 1 million views now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efrnZ3WZfOI
Every intentional ASMR video sounds so forced and cringe that it just seems weird.
>>388483175
that's what i thought. then i found other sounds that weren't talking, like tinfoil crumpling and paper ripping. i love that shit
>>388482574
Nice.
>VeniVidiVulpes will never return
>>388479763
>ASMR
was it autism?
https://youtu.be/j2sHW13FHCw
This guy is on hiatus but his vids are the bomb.
Why do the best ones are always goneI miss heatherfeather
>>388484038
The video I was thinking of barely has any anime or games shit, I completely misremembered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86NT4JWWVBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIWX7CCSJ1U&t=311s
Her videos for the past months have been my go-to "I need to fall asleep/take a nap" videos and they've worked everytime. Videos are long too. Honestly, it's probably my favorite soft-spoken voice -- and I've been watching, well, listening to ASMR for 5 years now.
>>388484141
feels sad man
>>388484058
Try this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4l4khCUnIM
It's not ASMR, but her voice is very relaxing.
Oh boy, and this one too, an absolute classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrKbOF3vHo8
And a female voice unintentional one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUP5QeDz3UI
>>388481090
>scientifically proven to stimulate your spinal column nerve endings due to the way the human body is designed naturally.
It's whisper porn the studies used participants that are into asmr themselves so there's a huge fucking bias in the studies done in ASMR. This is the same as making a study how fat people are healthy by only talking to people that are saying that fat people are healthy.
Strange that you mention it because yesterday I came accross https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSoad34LAxg and recognized it from shitposting on /v/ so I listed to it and liked it and ended up watching more ASMR videos (non weeb).
>>388484647
I think maybe you think people are claiming it happens to everyone. It definitely doesn't.
>>388484725
Ai sucks at ASMR let's just get that clear.
ASMR is pure autism placebo garbage
People that are fans of ASMR are obviously going to be inclined to convince themselves that these physical sensations exist as a result of something auditory
>mfw I just discovered Cherry Crush does this shit
>>388484815
Yeah, I don't believe any of the physical sensations bullshit, I just like peaceful tranquil sounds. I fucking hate people eating and I hate when they purposefully tap on shit or crinkle bags and shit for the sake of making noise.
>>388484739
No what I am saying here is that the "response" you get is a form of delusion because you think "asmr is cool". Getting relaxed because of hearing birds, breeze and shit? That's nor asmr that's a normal response you fuck.
>>388480352
>every morning
quit wasting water, we're still in a drought cunt
>>388484815
Never ceases to amuse me when people who don't/can't experience ASMR act like it's some sort of elaborate ruse.
the only thing that has ever given me a legitimate asmr response is when a girl bit my ear during sex
this auditory shit is for gay virgin losers
>>388484919
I think you're misunderstanding something important here. The sounds themselves aren't inherently relaxing. A lot of what triggers ASMR can be considered irritating or annoying to some people. The sensations those sounds cause in turn causes relaxation. There's a step in the middle you're missing and it's the most important part.
>>388480161
>>388485059
No I am just giving relaxing as an example. Other forms or whatever you retards call it are also in the bullshit territory.
>>388484935
>i-its not a ruse
>o-oh it's just a coincidence that all my ASMR videos are of young women
neck yourself virgin
>>388485172
>>388485213
You can't or don't experience ASMR. Not everyone does. I don't know why you're bothering trying to convince people who do experience it that they don't experience it. Honestly what is it you hope to gain from this exchange? Someone to spill the beans and tell you everyone's just making it all up?
IM BYYYYAAAAACK!
https://youtu.be/33D2TeVyXlA
>>388480675
bullshit
>>388484647
>>388484919
wrong
I don't even like ASMR or the feeling it gives, very ticklish kinda makes me squirm and jump, I probably wouldn't try it again but it's definitely real
>>388485213
>>388484815
The first person to give me ASMR tingles was an old teacher in the 5th grade. I don't understand why this upsets some people so much. It's not any different than getting a shiver down your spine when you're creeped out.
>>388485294
>2011+6
>still replying to obvious trolling shitposters
c'mon son
>>388484916
Just because it doesn't happen to you doesn't mean it doesn't exist, don't be a fucking fool.
It happens to me, primarily with deep, soft voices, and whispering. Also pages being turned in a book. When I have a headache I'll flip through a book and it always tends to either lessen the headache, or the tingles make it go away completely. I feel bad for people who can't get rid of headaches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28fHo9JpHvs
still the best
i thought nintendo took down asmr
>>388485492
If I didn't respond to them then they wouldn't continue to say things that make me laugh. Play along with the joke once in a while.
>>388480161
What?
>>388485558
post your favorite asmr videos in this thread
https://youtu.be/wh6avD4UZws
>>388485538
Unfortunately not all headaches are caused by the same thing and not all of them can be treated the same way.
>>388485294
What you're experiencing is bullshit or you know a delusion because YOU REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE IT'S real.
>>388485412
>very ticklish kinda makes me squirm and jump
What?
>>388485475
Everyone experiences that. It's not ASMR. You see? This is literally what this bullshittery is all about. Normal response is now ASMR.
This is your "the patriarchy".
>>388485538
>I like some sounds
ASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMRASMR
>>388485294
Yeah bud, we just don't get ASMR
Thats why the most popular ASMR videos are cute girls
I'm sure its TOTALLY not virgin bait for sad lonely sacks of shit.
>>388485680
be sure to wear headphones and have the volume up a little for this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7khL9Ms4ow
>>388485728
why are you so angry about this anyway? I can't imagine being this upset about something this mundane.
what is this shit
>>388485680
My favorite ASMR video has been scrubbed from the Internet. It only exists now in my vault of forgotten tingles.
>>388485625
what did she mean by this
>>388485728
>What?
do you even know what ASMR is? it's a documented phenomenon, Autonomous sensory meridian response, key word here being "response", in that it triggers a physical reaction in the body
>>388481265
Pewdiepie is desperately trying to smash, so he told his entire channel to go sub hers.
>>388485825
Who say's im angry. I am just sad for you fucks you that believe in bullshit. No worse than sjws.
>>388485853
Most of what you call asmr is literally normal response to sounds that most people experience. You are not special.
>>388485758
>only people who experience ASMR can enjoy cute girls doing cute things
>>388485728
Take a chill pill, bud. Relax and listen to some ASMR videos.
>>388485294
ASMR is definitely a thing, but you're delusional if you don't think that a VAST majority of people don't listen to it for a purely sexual/emotional simulation.
I'd even go so far as to put money down that majority of people think ASMR specifically means "cute girl whispering into a camera" and not the actual physical sensation that anyone can experience as a result of literally anything.
>>388485929
>You are not special.
This is why you're mad isn't it?
>>388479763
im cringing just from the idea that there are autists who enjoy watching these unironically.
>tfw gentlewhispering has really old sex roleplay asmr videos(audio only) but they haven't been on her channel in years and are really hard to find so no one believes you
>>388485953
fuck that, dude. the video that triggered me the most didn't even have a girl in view, just hair dryer noises
>>388485758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
>>388485213
but anon, I get ASMR from people opening certain types of plastic packaging
there are videos with just hands, my dude - I don't know their gender and I don't care
>>388485983
Yup special snowflakes™ should be culled by society.
What headphones do you guys use? I'm using the only ones I've got the SHP 9500 which sound good but are open and supposedly lack bass. I wonder if bassy headphones help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJK_S_Ff1js
>>388485983
he's probably mad because he hasn't experienced it and wants to think no one experiences it
Women ruined ASMR.
>>388481513
got my shit turned up way loud because everyone's whispering in these videos and this dude is just rubbing his mic on an electric egg whisk. fuck you
>>388486065
Get a girlfriend and start working out.
You're pathetic and you need human interaction and to stop jerking it to ASMR videos.
>>388486050
this made me cum thanks asmr
>>388485758
that's because the community has been infested by normies who don't get tingles and it's becoming something of a fad on youtube
back in the day there were more than a few huge male asmr channels, but they're obscure now because of the fucking normies who just watch the cute girls
the original girls who did asmr weren't even attractive, it's just that the frequencies of the female voice are better triggers for most than male voices
>>388485953
I don't know how many other people experience ASMR, or if they even experience it the same way I do. I can only say with a reasonable amount of certainty that I do and honestly that's enough for me. I don't claim everyone who likes watching ASMR videos experiences ASMR. Many probably don't. To many they do probably view it through the lens of their sexuality and to be honest I'm fine with that. They're allowed to do whatever they want.
Personally I'm not triggered by voices or "role plays" so automatically 90% of the shit out there does nothing for me.
It doesn't help that the overwhelming majority of content creators are simply using their youtube channel as a vlog; a platform to talk about themselves and celebrate their own e-fame. The community isn't what it was 5-6 years ago.
>tfw my asmr waifu hasn't updated in 6 months
ASMRrequests best girl. Fight me niggas
>>388486167
but I don't jerk it to them, my projecting dude
alsoI'm gay :3cso that seems like poor advice
>>388481045
>>388485335
But could he eat Jack's cooking?
>>388486297
>a jewess
no thank you
>>388486297
goodnight moon is pretty good
>>388486297
Dead brother, quality dipped, bad actor to begin with.
>>388486276
lmao if you get sexually aroused by girls talking into a microphone
even people who play videogames and masturbate to anime think you're pathetic
think about that, some dude jerking it to Beach Volleyball games is on a higher level than ASMR virgins
>>388485953
came here to post this, the ASMR community has been infested with normies over the past couple years, it's a fad now on youtube for people to make ASMR videos, even fucking channels like reviewtech have one
the actual number of people who legitimately get ASMR tingles is extremely small, that's why it doesn't have enough attention to actually be researched by actual scientists
I only like asian girls who do engrish ASMR videos.
LatteASMR is my ASMRfu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJjfkOH3GZE
the best asmr is indian barbershop and chiropractor videos
keep your fucking waifus, ill be falling asleep to the sound of a poointheloo cracking some bones
>>388485680
if you like guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfo1QUGfWZE&
>>388486137
>there are loud parts like when they use an egg beater or mixer
haha, hey man i warned you!
>there are loud parts like when they use an egg beater or mixer
>>388486167
ASMR videos aren't all about sexual feelings, my word. Get it straight, It's about getting your body to chill, almost literally via the tingles you get in your spine. It's to relax. To sleep. Not all ASMR videos are to jerk off too nor are they created for sexual purposes. Isn't it great to be able to calmly fall asleep in almost a natural manner? I can imagine those who have to take medicine to sleep are fans of not having to take medicine and rather listen to soothing, relaxing sounds.
Oh and my girlfriend watches ASMR videos too.
Just go away. You got your epic "(You)'s.
sto watching female neckbeard bait "asmr" videos
https://youtu.be/TbL3exebJ4c
one of my favs
>>388486484
Roleplay videos make me cringe, I guess it'd have to be a real good acting for me to enjoy it.
>>388486297
I like TheAuracle because she does layered audio and that's the only thing that gives me the feel.
>>388486447
The fad is dying. People are already quitting because advertisers don't want to advertise on videos people sleep through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ny4C5MV0lY
I fucking love the ones where they tap on shit. So soothing.
>>388486297
some of her roleplays have like insanely high production quality, like that one about the interplanetary travel agency that was multiple parts
it makes me wonder who does her stuff, if she does it all herself then she needs to get into an actual career because she could be the best in the business
>>388486447
>ASMR tingles is extremely small, that's why it doesn't have enough attention to actually be researched by actual scientists
You don't know the fuck you're talking about.
t. actual scientist.
>>388486632
Doctor roleplays and personal attention stuff work really well for me. Haircuts and massages are good, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbylBYJM8sE
can you have asmr videos that make you cum ?
this one is
>>388483196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj7K2Bql6D4
Slammin.
>>388485680
https://youtu.be/n0LrW74KBBM?t=361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0_4UnUfEsY&t=299s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBKGCWRqxnE
>>388486632
>asks a question
>pauses for a response that never happens
>pretends like you answered
>the response they're pretending they heard is not even close to how you would have actually responded
fastASMR is GOAT
>>388486668
youre a fucking moron and dont know shit
t. undergrad
So this is the gluten intolerance of virgin autists.
>>388481513
woah this is really nice. thanks for this
protip for the unfortunate who don't get ASMR:
ASMR is not at ALL sexual, anyone who gets aroused by these videos is not actually getting tingles, they're a normie just jumping on the fad bandwagon
real ASMR is similar to a mild heroine high, or so I've been told, never actually done heroine
I've even heard of a couple heroine addicts who have beaten there addiction with ASMR because the tingles they got were actually stronger than the high
Why not jump straight to hypnoporn?
>>388486843
Change colleges. They are not teaching you well or are you in gender studies or some shit tier course?
>>388486447
>even fucking channels like reviewtech have one
I don't enjoy male ASMR videos but come on, that fat guy with stupid opinions who sucks at video game just made it "big" on youtube because of his cool voice.
this is so fucking cringe
>>388486961
What does porn have to do with anything?
>>388481513
My favorite of their videos is the girl going through the old photo album.
>>388486769
Yeah, this is part of the reason why, maybe if it was like a choose your own adventure video but then it'd have cuts and it would need input and the immersion would be lost I guess.
>>388481163
>tfw venividivulpes stopped uploading
she was the OG
>>388486939
They're blowing smoke up your ass. Heroin is as far removed from ASMR as you can possibly imagine.
>>388486668
https://asmruniversity.com/tag/national-sleep-foundation/
you're a fucking moron, kid
ASMR is extremely rare and has only recently been even acknowledged to exist by the scientific commmunity
and it most certainly has never had an actual study done on it
>>388486620
You know we can see the thumbnail of the non-ASMR videos you're linking via an extension, right?
>>388486297
She seems so awkward sometimes, but definitely has a great production quality. I have to say, she's one of the first ones who sort of championed ASMR alongside others and made it sort of more exposed on YouTube. I remember I watched her first Cranial Nerve Exam video and it was in such low quality but still very natural.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae-c73J39KM
Then I checked her out later and she had a much better setup. My favorite video of hers is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOgeIp2jHE0
>>388486826
She's pretty good. I wish she did more soft-spoken stuff though. Her voice in the last half of this video is very good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp1VKsjxn9U
who /CapitalASMR/?
https://soundgasm.net/u/yourdirtybaby/F4M-The-Harlequin-Batman-HarleyDrQuinzelBondage-Hand-Job-Blow-Job-Relax-and-Rev-Up-Im-not-crazyCream-Pie
>>388486939
>whoa dude asmr is like totally even more intense than getting high of a hard drug that people can form immense physical and mental addictions around
>>388487154
>https://asmruniversity.com
FUCKING LOL
I think she's chinese idk, I don't speak moonrunes but its great ASMR streams and she's a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5owrANC5ZMo&t=1200s
>>388487268
Still more useful than a liberal arts degree.
>>388487205
mfw i listened to this and felt a tingle on my scalp or maybe it was an itch idk thanks asmr
Is this the ARMS thread
>>388483175
Listen to ones that are in a language you don't know.
I cant stand english ASMR.
>>388487312
Seeing a few runes in my time I can confirm that is not Japanese or Korean.
>>388487206
people do drugs to achieve a high, addiction exists because they want that high again/use MORE drugs next time to achieve that high, if they find a way to do it without delving into hard drugs then of course they're going to do that
>>388486961
What about those alpha wave patterns that helped CWC grow a vagina?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12REncrmntc
I hope Kaya does more engrish videos~
>>388486939
I've even heard of a couple heroine addicts who have beaten there addiction with ASMR because the tingles they got were actually stronger than the high
nigga what
>>388487268
the site isn't the point, idiot, did you even look at the link?
the point is the NSL just recognized it as an actual thing a year ago, there definitely hasn't been any actual studies on it like that other fuckwit implied, like it's some well documented and well researched thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1kRrqV1UQM
>tfw no italian lipstick asmr gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu8N24JCGMc
oh god im cumming
>>388486989
>cringe
I want the millennials to leave. That word is on the same level as "epic" at this point.
>>388487060
Do you have a link? I can't seem to find it. I've tried searching "picture" "photo" and "album" in their channel, but nothing.
>>388487565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OttbNmLSGxw
It was right there, famalam.
>>388487543
Joke's on you, my volume is set at 0.2%.
https://youtu.be/ffFjLVCy93M?t=129
N-nothing sexual here guys! Nothing weird here! heh
>>388487626
>>388487565
Oh, my bad, I thought you were referring to this channel when you said >Unintentional ASMR > intended ASMR
>>388479763
>western whores
>not god tier Japanese ASMR who care about quality
Friendly reminder that cringing is a symptom of low confidence.
>>388480161
Pfff
>>388487728
That's Cherry Crush. She literally sucks dick for a living. She is a whore. Don't believe me, go to /gif/ once in a while.
>>388487543
I remember back then when sanic wrecked my shit, man I installed a script that same day.
>>388487840
>she
>>388487504
Yes and they are equating normal responses to sounds to ASMR.
>NSL
>Please note that the National Sleep Foundation (NSF) does not have the resources to respond to every inquiry sent to the organization. NSF does not staff full-time sleep health professionals nor does NSF provide medical advice. NSF does not endorse specific sleep therapeutics, therapies, products and services. Please refer to the vast array of information and resources about sleep on this website and sleep.org.
NSF encourages all individuals to make informed decisions about their health, safety and well-being by consulting with health professionals and other reputable sources before making significant lifestyle changes, including but not limited to alterations in sleep habits, diet and exercise. For sleep health questions, please contact a member sleep center.
Do you also have a link for the foundation for 911 deniers?
>>388484848
>know her from the ASMR before the porn
>look at the porn
>it's alright
>listening to women try and give you tingles
>not listening to masters of the craft
stop being pussy whipped and check this, real nigga tingles right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dLxhOtnQNg
Can we get a collaborative power ranking chart? Starting at the top we go from most normie to most degenerate:
>Having actual sex
>Masturbating to regular porn
>Masturbating to regular fetish porn
>Masturbating to shit like waterplay, incest shit, scat, etc.
>Masturbating to hentai
>Masturbating to any hentai fetishshit
>Masturbating to guro
>Owning and using any male sex toy
>Masturbating to ASMR videos
>>388487728
frivvy does it best
>>388487883
The sight of her vagina is all the proof I need.
>>388479763
>>388487953
>HER
>>388487948
Friv also has nudes you see on /gif/ from time to time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8NcRgO9cvk
>>388487939
>>Masturbating to ASMR videos
Literally who does this?
>>388487970
Yes. Her. Stop being a faggot. Go look at her pussy.
>>388479763
a reminder that her bf hijacked her YT and left a video asking for her back.. then she released a video of herself in Jamaica and posted pics of herself in lingerie on her insta. BLACKEDconsipiracy
>>388488042
>HER
>PUSSY
>>388487970
>pornbimbo. com/search/videos?search_query=mycherrycrush&page=1
looks like a vagoo to me
>>388487802
"Cringing" is an evolution thing. Also, I don't know why you're shilling for ASMR so much in this thread lol. I can tell every post that is yours.video games
>>388488067
>>388487939
>>Masturbating to ASMR videos
might as well just say anyone who listens to dirty talk or camgirls because they're essentially the same shit, same crowd of people performing them
I would argue that dirty talk is pretty normie sexual content though, and I hung out with a lot of normies in highschool so I have a pretty big frame of reference
>>388487728
I really don't get the Cherryfags. She has porn and she's shit at ASMR. Why are you watching her ASMR instead of just watching porn? In a way it proves that it's more than sexual, otherwise they'd just watch her suck dick. But it also proves that people have shit taste.
>>388487781
Yeah, haha. No problem anon. Still, very good. I watched this video before. Her flickr photos are very interesting.
>>388487992
Oh shiiiit, link?
>>388487993
ye son, I linked that same video earlier
>>388479763
No
the only ASMR videos that work on me areJapanese bartender videos
>>388487993
>>388488165
>tfw that guy will never establish me
>>388488135
>dirty talk
>regular shit that can be heard in literally any porn video
vs
>sweet nothings that beta virgin losers use the idea of "ASMR" to justify listening to when in reality they use it as a replacement for female sexual/emotional interaction
really making my clonkers bonk here
>>388488135
So you're a normie?
>>388488323
pretty shit argument, I don't know why you're so angry about ASMR but it's pretty evident
and I've never even watched "ASMR porn" or know what goes on there
>>388487993
>man literally just speaking in a regular tone at room volume
ASMR is such a fucking meme holy shit
>>388488364
sort of, my disability makes it hard to have a lot of contact with the outside world but I still go out with friends a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc&app=desktop
there was a video I saw a while back that I can't find anymore of an ASMR girl doing a porn nurse roleplay
>>388488437
Are you European/British? I'm not. The things that do it for me as an American is: the guy's tone of voice, the accent, and the sounds of the material being handled and moved. It's a really good video and a staple for many ASMR fans.
>>388487939
Is audio porn degenerate?
>>388488135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0iAte4HZnw
>>388487948
>>388487992
>Friv
You mean frivolousfox? Damn.
I can't do videogame asmr. It's too cringe for me. Regular asmr is cool. I'm really fucking sensitive.
>>388488570
I think there's a difference between actual asmr and quiet relaxing erotic audios. Both are nice, and I can't speak for everyone so correct me if I'm wrong, but fapbait "asmr"s don't actually trigger anyone's asmr, do they?
>>388488689
Is this?
>>388487205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiX10OZLr0s
>>388488736
Affirmative.
>>388488059
>reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DtkdUzlDpc
>>388487992
No way. I'm gonna need to see these with my own eyes.
>>388488829
They're not really explicit, she just shows her tits. But it's her. Personally I'm not surprised at all considering what her relationship(s) is/are like.
>>388488802
I'd like to think I was relatively normal but I guess not.
That frivolousfox girl looks like she enjoys black cock.
>>388488965
Link pls? You can upload them to imgur or whatever if you have them saved.
>>388488817
Didn't she have some kind of break down or something because of her BF? I don't watch her shit personally because it's generic ASMR girlfriend tier.
>no one posted the true epitome of ASMR
https://soundgasm.net/u/littlebardofhope/F4MRequest-Fill-tEM-SUC-DIK-4-COLLEG1-Undertale-VAOralBeastProstitutionPlease-Kill-Me
>>388488748
>but fapbait "asmr"s don't actually trigger anyone's asmr, do they?
I'm sure they trigger the literal fucking losers who watch and comment on them. As a fan of good, effective ASMR, the fapbait shit really puts a stain on the community. Most of these girls (see: Hungry Lips, man, fuck her) realize they're sexy, and put out a very sexual video labeled as "ASMR" and voila. A million views. All she's gotta do is put her huge tits as the thumbnail. And the sad part is that when they try to whisper to "be ASMR" ... they suck. They end up not being good. They're literally camporn videos disguised under the innocent label of ASMR.
>>388488307
>>388487993
Was he wearing makeup?
PLEASE POST MORE VIDEOS A NIGGA EDGIN HARD ATM
>>388489027
I didn't save them, but google searching frivolousfox nudes can get you legitimate results.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b753qCxQcGw
>>388489114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYGN_uDNd0Q
Trigger warning:Nyanners
>>388489062
Lame family. Mine would rip on me and the tension would be cut quickly.
>switch to firefox as at teen
>it saves the last page you close on
>beat off to hentai
>close page
>mom asks me later how a cartoon is going to suck my dick
>>388489090
I agree completely. I can't even tell my roomie how into asmr I am because he's under the impression that it's nothing but fapbait. I've tried to show him the truth, but he still thinks that it's either porn or cringy videogame roleplays. I wish they would stop poisoning the content because asmr has seriously helped me through a lot and I'm sure that it can help other people too.
>>388488810
this sounds like some yandere shit
>>388488437
>>388488632
for me it's not even really him but the crackle of the shitty mic mixed with the noises of the frabric
lofi ASMR just does it for me
>>388479763
I got from the Deus Ex ending with Helios. I also get it from music, paintings/drawings, reading, etc.
>>388486002
A lot of people just started doing "ASMR" as a girlfriend experience without actually trying to cause/receive that tingling feeling. It is a bit cringy though, and even genuine ASMR videos usually make me uncomfortable because it feels like the person is being intrusive.
>>388489369
yeah because things get ruined when they get popular, not even being a hipster, it wasn't until people started following ASMR girls that it got a bad rep, ASMR used to just be clicking/tapping noise videos with no face shown and shit
>>388479763
>Tfw only listen to asmr because I have a girl fetish and women whispering makes my dick hard >>388486961has the right idea tho
>>388488810
>English girl trying to do "anime" voice
>>388489409
It's nyanners. It's 100% parody. She's oldfag /b/.
>>388489409
yandere asmr is a popular genre
>>388489262
>Nyanners
>>388489531
And now she's a tumblr feminist.
>>388489531
i thought nyanners turned into an sjw
>>388489531
>6 years ago
>oldfag
?
>leaves for like a year
>comes back with a big new video about how she spent all her money on a new house with a fancy studio for ASMR in the basement
>does several great new videos
>on hiatus again for months
dammit, I just want the best again
>>388489409
>>388489532
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuDSMLCKjEc
>>388484848
>>388487929
>>388487840
I knew there was always something off about her. The connection between ASMR and fetishization isn't exactly a secret, but she's not even trying.
>>388487359
underrated post
>>388489262
>Nyanners
what happened to her?
>>388489686
She dropped some bideo game references in a few of her videos.
Real talk. Video games need to step up with the audio design.
Shit is lacking. All this big talk about an immersive world thanks to their g-guh-graphics. But the real immersion comes from top notch sound design.
And I'm not talking about slapping good music over the entire game. I mean real nigga sound design with ambient sounds and shit.
Video games need to step up.
>>388489631
>>388489641
>She's a girl so that must mean she's a SJW!
>>388488817
>asmwhore
>>388489687
rip
Atleast I still have Willow Wisteria
>>388487992
Gonna need to see some *ahem* confirmation on this.
>>388479763
what the fuck is ASMR??!?@!?@!?@!?@!?#@!#?!@#?!@%$!@
>>388489631
>>388489641
I don't know if that's accurate. I don't care about her enough.
>>388489646
She was posting on /b/ back in 2008 as far as I know.
>>388488817
"I miss the smell of your farts"
Yeah that'll get her back
>>388489796
problem?
Have you ever got ASMR from a video game?I just love the stepping on stone sfx from Super Mario Sunshine its so satisfying.
>>388489813
fuggin google it my dude
>>388489687
i want to hold her hand and take her to a mental asylum
>>388489691
>he's not even trying.
Dude, she's a literal(and I hate to use the term because from what I learned in an intro psych course)whore. That's her job. Her income is made from her porn videos and I'm sure all the horny shitters who like her porn visit her ASMR page too. Her life is porn.
>>388489762
That's a really good point actually. That, and proper mouth movements, too. They must be fluid. What's the point of big beautiful graphics when the audio stinks?
>>388489932
she should be allowed bang whatever black guys she wants
>>388489762
Agreed. There's been too much focus on graphics and not enough on sound.
VtMB just has great music in the game in general but I think this is a good example of what you're talking about:
https://youtu.be/Fp7q1JlXdXE
The strange vocals and sounds that keep coming after are nicely done.
>>388479763
>ASMR fags still in denial they aren't just getting aroused by the sounds of female intimacy.
>>388489773
Pretty sure she does voicework for Hbomberguy's skits, and deleted Pomf because her new friends didn't approve. Not the most damning evidence, but from just a casual pass-by, not looking great either.
>>388489686
I miss her. She was the best.
>>388489762
Have you seen the Baby Driver movie? That's an example of how great sound design can turn an otherwise mediocre movie into a masterpiece. As far as videogames go, Overwatch did some cool stuff with being able to hear steps approaching you in 3d and being able to tell who is around you based on the sounds of their weapons.
>>388479763
The voicework on Hellblade.
It was a shit game, though.
>>388489996
>The strange vocals
at the 20 second mark*
>>388489687
WE EDGIN
WE EDGIN
>>388489970Metro, STALKER, and Skyrim. Any game with a great atmosphere.
>>388488002
>He hasn't experienced the supreme pleasure of orgasming and tingling at the same time
>>388490046
Most ASMR videos are for that now sadly but there's a real, specific sensation that can come with some of them. A strong tingling feeling that starts near your head, goes down your spine, and out your limbs. It's really a great feeling but most people don't even care about that, they just want a pretty girl pretending to be intimate with them.
>>388480356
Post it
Is there any ASMR about exploring a dungeon in the darkness?
Also is there any about casual farting? Asking for a friend
>>388479763
I got a chill when murdering little sisters.
>>388489762
HellBlade actually used ASMR techniques and positional 3DIO mics for their insane whispering voices, it was done really well
>>388490315
>>388480675
Except men do ASMR better attention whores. Just another in the long list of things men are better than women at.
>>388490456
Men are doing it for the ASMR. Women are doing it for the attention and money.
ASMR isn't even about the tingles anymore, it's just an excuse so that people can do weird roleplay voice videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
true patrician roleplay ASMR
>>388490456
Because men get into the science and technical stuff in causing the tingles while western/white women just resort to camwhoring. It's just gay to hear a guy do it except when they use tools and objects.
My brother watches a bunch of ASMR's when he's going to sleep or just laying in bed. Asked him why the fuck he listens to it, and he said it helps him relax.
Tried to listen to some too, but it's just weird. Couldn't find one that interested me anyway.
>>388480930
I see no difference between either side, they're all horrible.
Also, I would turn ASMR Darling inside out hard.
>>388479763
Women are incapable of giving ASMR
>spent 6 hours listening to PPOMO's intestines today
How deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>388480161
good joke
The new FNAF game tries to go for AMSR, but the actress/character it uses it with is clearly autistic so it doesn't have any appeal.
>>388490609
I think most ASMR videos are weird too, it's just some stranger pretending to be close to you which I don't like. I look for things that do it unintentionally now though, it's a lot better this way.
>>388490661
PPOMO is bae. I wish she spoke better English. If she did, she could even rival Heather as the best asmrtist of all time.
>>388486391
THIS NIGGA
>>388481163
>Ardra mah nigga
Add in PPOMO, MT Koala (Mandarin ASMR), and CordeliaCharter and that list is solid.
>>388490661
>she keeps going lower
>lower...
>>388479763
I remember seeing Jaune do this on RWBY chibi and I still don't quit understand what the fuck ASMR is.
>>388479763
Is it normal that I get hard listening to her voice?
>>388489687
>listened to that whole thing last year
>couldn't stop thinking about it
I need more yandere asmr's now!
>>388490775
A pleasurable tingling feeling that starts around your head, goes down your spine, and out to your limbs.
>>388490786
totally 1000% normal
>>388482980
You should man, his stuff is mostly sci-fi and not homo. He's got a weird voice that is really relaxing
>>388490836
ok you degenerate, have another channel
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQbn3hkCmc7d-X3pWiHKxpQ
>>388490942
>putting a greentext arrow so someone can't just double click click your link to highlight it
the worst kind of evil
>>388490859
Shut the fuck up Jaune, it still doesn't make any since.
>>388490876
It also gives me a feeling in the chest
What the fuck is this black magic, I had never experienced it before
>>388484038
oh weird, this was the very first ASMR video I ever saw and it worked on me instantly.
>tfw thread's gonna go into auto sage soon
Anons, talking about ASMR with you tonight has been one of my greatest pleasures here on
my 10th year of being on/v/
ASMR's been part of my life for 5.
>>388491007
>it isn't hotlinked for him so he can just click it
>>388491038
uh I guess your heart racing
>>388488817
Christ, what an unsettling video.
>>388490661
Her heartbeats were great, I didn't click on that video though. Were there any farts?
>>388479763
what the FUCK she looks like a slightly older version of my sister
>>388491032
There are videos that have an assortment of triggers meant for people who can get triggered by a lot of stuff, but also have the added benefit of helping people like yourself find their trigger. I would recommend finding one of those and finding out what triggers you.
>>388491061
these threads are rare but they happen. /wsg/ has asmr threads
>>388479763
Yes I have, I get asmr every time I watch this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzNRgI1Lgq8
>>388491047
VisualSounds1 earlier videos have a very effective charm for some reason. She has a paper folding/cutting video from a long time ago that really nails me for some reason. Something about the way her hands move.
>>388491254
How can gifs be asmr?
I've got more hours tracked listening to ASMR than I have for playing video games over the course of my entire life.
AMA.
>>388491315
Sound enabled webms.
>>388491315
They can have webms with sound. But, I've gotten it from soundless gifs before, it's not only triggered by sound for some people.
>>388491315
>>>/wsg/1835792
because they can post sound webms there
>>388491185
She's just doing the tummy sounds because she would always get embarrassed during her livestreams when her stomach would growl and everyone would hear it. She's kind of self conscious but she's getting through it.
>>388486167
dat projecting. Dude, you don't get it and that's fine but you are misinformed or are going on some kind of tangent about ASMR that isn't there for a majority of people who experience it.
>tfw you realize that these people are more mental ill than the people that listen to them
>>388491405
>>>/wsg/1839066
Now we're talkin'.
is she the idubbz of ASMR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTieqWS8RA
>>388491436
I thought that only happened in anime though, is it common for girls to get embarrassed by that?
>>388481163
The best ASMR I've ever had came from EmphemeralRift's video where he brutally massacres a pineapple.
hello do you like angry birds boy i do sure like angry birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q
>>388482213
>>388482384
>yanghaiying
She's the best. I can't listen to roleplay stuff and usually when people whisper I just find it annoying and forced.
>>388491483
>responding to my 1 hour old post
Whats the matter, the truth stand out to you?
Don't worry, just keep subscribing to those cute girl ASMR's eventually you'll feel happy sweetie
>>388485929
>You are not special.
Finally you said it, you little faggot. No one gives a fucking shit enough about this to act "special" about it. This isn't fucking gender fluidity. Christ. I "discovered" ASMR before it was even called that. Many people that do ASMR say they experienced it before ASMR was even a thing. It's not a fucking ebin sekret club. It's a normal reaction that a lot of, not all, people have and that's the name coined for it and no one says otherwise. No one fucking thinks it's special, just you. Maybe if you browse fucking reddit you'll find 12 year olds acting like it's special, but that happens with anything like this.
You can't experience ASMR and you're so fucking pathetic and insecure that you think those that do are just "bragging" about being "special." Consider suicide.
>>388491583
Nah, I actually unsubscribed. She posts nudes on the daily on her patreon though. It's sad watching her have to do real ASMR to stay relevant and shit like that. I'm sure the filthy frank fans will latch on soon though with her lol randum attitude.
>>388491038
who doesn't like to experience sensations?
>>388491590
Some girls are embarrassed by the sounds of their stomach growling because it makes them appear hungry and if they're already self conscious about their weight they don't want to bring attention to the fact that they feel compelled to eat from time to time. They probably got made fun of it once or twice when they were kids and stuff like that sticks with you.
>>388486065
>he doesnt know a gender by the hands
>>388485475
>The first person to give me ASMR tingles was an old teacher in the 5th grade.
uh think you should sue her not sure those were ASMR tingles anon
>>388486167
getting a girlfriend doesnt always = happiness
Call of Duty Black Ops 3
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F-3yXNBuvOA
>>388485929
>You are not special.
t. yler durden
Having it documented scientifically and given a name that people can use to identify it helps.
>>388487394
well if it worked for her then...
>>388487394
That was horrifying. I remember everyone saying he was going to get an infection and die but I guess he survived? He should be documented by scientists because he might be like Ozzy Osbourne where he has unique genes that let him survive anything.
>>388480675
whispering is not asmr its just annoying. tier list:
>pencil sounds
>caving soap
>typing
http://motherless_com/F9A3998
one of my fav asmr videos
>>388482873
This guy and the Rift.
The real pros.
>>388487965
hellloooooo wuz all this den?
ASMRSurge is underrated.
>>388491863
Sand sounds are objectively the purest form of ASMR.
>>388491271
>actually getting stuck on beaver bother
>GET IN THE FUCKING HOLE
holy shit my sides
>>388491965
what do they do with the sand, ive never tried them
>>388490942
Thanks based anon.
>>388492061
Move it around. Poke it. Shape it. Cut it. Rake it. Bop it. Pull it. Twist it.
>videogame ASMR
That reminds me. https://youtu.be/pLn9DaHI-l8
This is the purest type of ASMR you can listen to. I mean it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm0sToWtatw
>>388490942
>listen to one of the cute videos while reading the thread
>suddenly it's cannibal girlfriend shit
WHAT THE
>>388492061
floral foam is better.
>an ASMR thread with 380 replies and still not pruned
I'm proud of you /v/
Any ASMR friends like medical exam/hospital/clinic videos? I love, LOVE that type of ASMR (mostly the unintentional ones). Just a few of my favorites that I'll share with you:
Great, well-produced HD eye Exam with a fantastic fantastic voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUM2JVUhnZM
Absolutely phenomenal intentional Full Medical Exam. The voice, the sounds, the setting. EVERYTHING is perfect. EVERYTHING. This video does it for me every single time I listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoeFRmZmdLs
Unintentional exam video. It is just divine. Nothing comes close to this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkTPKe_Zrq4
A good, relaxing unintentional video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCNQ7jbvfbg
Great intended clinical video. Best things about her videos is that they never had a lot of background noise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXt0kvVtby
An early favorite of mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_lrnkbKvrc
Absolutely based:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a-5h0GYf5o
I wish this didn't have the audio coming from just one side, else it'd be pretty good, but it's still alright:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83qRBSWeJOY
So many sounds, the background noise is perfect, voice of the nurse is perfect for ASMR too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uAFgbconhE
So good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95l_3308Yw4
Very nice voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbRnq9CJkrQ
I love her voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhYrMisCrWA
So soothing and relaxing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBjLSK1ejxg
>>388491254
Based. Thanks, will have to visit there sometime.
>>388491704
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YTOU MAN
FUJCK YOU
FUCK
man ;(
Fuck I hate that shit.
>>388492217
Let it pour over you and cleanse you. Dive into it and fold it over your body like a blanket. Truly immerse yourself in it.
>>388491693
>nudes
have any?
>>388491061
We got you bro we got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr0CcRNOI88
>>388492283
the effect of asmr is spreading to the janny
he is calm and relax, there is no problem
the report count is of no consequence
>>388491684
I just got here dude, you went on some kind of length tirade it was hard not to notice it.
>>388491926
I don't like how "pristine" everything is in his vids, plus the audio came a bit annoying for some reason
>>388480930
Whats wrong with sargon?
>>388479763
https://youtu.be/HGEIn1_UwiQ
is this video games
ITT fags jelly they don't get to experience digital drugs
(seriously this shit feels like what I'd imagine heroin feels like, especially after a long break)
>>388492529
Fantastic. Loved actually watching too as I usually tab away from the actual ASMR video and just listen to it. Thanks for sharing.
>>388492579
I like it, you can tell the guy takes it very seriously and knows what he's doing
>>388492672
You have no imagination whatsoever if you think ASMR is like heroin. None at all.
>>388481163
>no WhisperCrysral
>no Cutebunny992
>no Gentlewhispering
>>388492828
Don't you dare mention my Greek ASMwaifu.
>>388492758
>warm tingling sensation
>not at all like opiates
kill yourself nerd I'm right
>>388492217
this person is so degenerate, even the channel looks unnerving somehow.
>>388492948
>telling someone who's done heroin what heroin is like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmHIBWk8hAQ
>Listened to so much ASMR over the past months that I can't get tingles from any of them anymore
>Even ear blowing, which got the strongest reaction from me, does nothing anymore
Do I just kill myself now, or is there a way to undo this desensitisation?
>>388482396
>mfw finally someone else that watches this marvelous fucker
nintendocaprisun is the one true lord and savior of the lets plays
>>388489710
she sold out nigga, was never a fan but she blew way the fuck up and is now so far up her own arse you can't tell where either head or ass begin.
>>388492948
Maybe if you took a Hydrocodone 5 mg or something.
>>388491191
your sister is hot boi
>>388493623
Pace yourself and only listen to it when you are receptive to it. Trying to force it just puts your head in the wrong space and the less receptive to it you become because you're focused on the ends and not the means so to speak.
>>388493641
I'd watch his comfy shit more if he didn't burp, fart, and make toilet lyrics every minute. His life stories are ELDER GOD tier.
I remember when ASMR was just people doing virtual haircuts and shit. Now it's flooded with whores RPing as girlfriends by whispering pathetic shit.
Fuck all of you, I want proper ASMR back, you can't search ASMR without seeing page after page of 'girls whispers nonsense OMG THATS ASMR' DIE I HATE IT
>>388493623
Take a long ass break
>>388485680
Carl is the best! Believe me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5itJJ6yI17M
>>388480930
ok, this is better than any other vlog.
Fucking eh joey, at least he's got a goddamn sense of humor. Honestly makes me wonder if the rest of his shit is just some LARPing
>>388486391
I want to live in Lancaster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM84NLWukyg
>more bikini pics plz
PLEASE CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO WAS THAT ASMR CHICK THAT /tv/ USED TO OBSESSS OVER? SHE WAS CUTE, AND LOOKED UNDERAGE (BUT WASN'T) AND ALWAYS HAD A STUFFED SHEEP WITH HER. SHE HAD SHORT CURLY HAIR HELP PLS!
>>388494341
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBGT7UNHg4LYsMH6UulRCSQ
she is mentally ill
>>388493623
Clean your ears.
https://youtu.be/diLOI6T7p4c?t=162
>>388494245
she likes black guys only. this is her in jamaica
upcoming queen of ASMR. she's not ASMW (asm whore) spread the asmw tag on videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1GSRxKfhJc
>>388494495
Mentally ill? How? I wana protect that smile
>>388494521
Fuck that looks like a cathartic experience.
>>388494569
fucking slut
She burped on some video, disgusting as fuck, she is dead to me
>>388494682
>>388494495
>she's a Lesbian
Fuck her, don't care about her anymore.
>listening to ASMR that isn't unintentional
>>388494765
this is the only way.
>>388494856
Unintentional stuff works better for me too. Intentional stuff ends up feeling forced/creepy/intrusive.
If anyone like the less intentional stuff like Bob Ross or Mr Rodgers there's a nice channel called David Bull. He's an American or maybe Canadian who lives and works as a woodblock carver in Tokyo, his channel is quite relaxing.
>>388494934
nice, thanks anon
>>388494765
burps. sucks black dick in jamaica. still has any man she wants..women
>>388479763
Such a shame that she's the "Face of ASMR" today. To many, to the true ASMR lovers who are in it for the sleep aid and relaxation portion of it like myself, know that this girl isn't true. Not a chance she deserves to have almost a million subscribers. Not before GentleWhispering and many other pioneers of the community.
Kinda sad. But hey, at least the normies will keep their normie shit ASMR away from my genuine ASMR.
>>388494934
that guy is pretty amazing overall, both for his craft and the "walking through the neighborhood" videos.
>>388479763
hey.
>>388495074
she is the face of "ASMR" not ASMR
>>388494934
my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKGqrDDWhCw
Marge needs to get off her fat tits and do the Poland speech already
>not going to the ASMR community to look at all the mentally unstable drama queens
That springbok breakdown video was pretty crazy
>>388485475
>>388485538
>>388485845
>>388493623
>>388492948
>>388490593
>>388487935
>>388486939
The fuck are ASMR "tingles"?
I had been listening to lewd ASMRs to fap for a good while and never heard anything about tingles. I didn't even know there were non-lewd ASMR videos until this post, but seeing people saying they get "tingles" confuses me. The hell are ASMR tingles? The sound in the video sounds like all the videos I've been listening too, except not lewd. Explain this to me. I don't get it.
>>388495135
it's me.
>>388494856
This. Intentional ASMR is cringey as fuck.
I find shitty videos of people recording their screen with a camcorder so you can hear them clicking their controllers pretty relaxing. For some reason the best ones are always about Oblivion.
>>388494934
>tfw I just watch his channel for his qt assistants
>>388495196
you're a retard my guy
>>388495208
there were a couple months of my life where I'd watch/listen to a shitty video of a guy unboxing a white PS3 before going to sleep.
Slept like a baby on morphine.
>>388494934
Great stuff. Thanks for sharing anon.
>>388495208
>best ones are always about Oblivion.
It did have a fantastic OST, maybe that added into the mix is helping?
>>388495074
I feel like a faggot knowing what you mean and agreeing with it but when you're, you're right. She is overrated, unoriginal, overly fake, and it's all crap. Her meteoric rise to fame was only because JewDiePie wants a smash.
>>388495271
u know he must be swimming in it
>>388495294
Help me be less retarded then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H4B75pYhfY
genetically female
>>388495196
this for me too, kinda. as in im not sure if I gotten the proper asmr tingles before etc. ususally just a weird fuzzy feeling in my head/light headache
>>388495208
>lofi audio
>that button clicking
>that Jeremy Soule soundtrack
>muffled "Have you heard of the High Elves?"
makes me sleepy just thinking about it, mmm
>>388495196
Not even slightly? Ever? You might just not be capable. Just enjoy the relaxation then, the tingles aren't even that good desu >_>;;;
>>388495196
Not everybody experiences it buddy its ok.
>>388495306
>>388495208
I personally liked the videos of kids recording their computer monitor and doing some sort of computer tutorial.
>>388479763
>implying ASMR isn't vidya.
I dare you to try to get through this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKIZjXkmmco&t=368s
>>388495306
Oh. My god.
You just reminded me of this dude I subscribed to about 6 years ago who was just a guy like us who unboxed all of this video game items. It was so glorious. Amazing sounds and the guy had a good voice too. Only has 800 subscribers.
https://www.youtube.com/user/VGAndrew77
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PWpy2Wdcmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6nr1NzT7yc
>>388495518
oh yeah, notepad tutorials make me cum buckets.
>>388480161
put me in the screen cap bros
Lazy Game Reviews is high-grade ASMR.
>>388495457
>>388495513
I see
So some people get a weird tingling sensation from it or something?
Fug
No I don't get anything like that from these videos
>>388495598
As long as they don't have Let the bodies hit the floor playing in the background.
>>388495384
This guy gets it. God damn I'm gonna sleep good tonight.
I dont get asmr from any of these shit videos. Only when something moving happens in vidya like during the Okami final boss or undertale true ending boss
>>388479763
>>388480381
why is light pink/tan the most kino shade of lipstick?
>>388495580
who here got the GBA at Costco which comes with Super Mario World
>>388495360
Those are some nice frames.
>>388480930
Holy shit the Amazing Atheist is fucking disgusting as well as all his fat lardmound friends on his podcast, except Scotty he's okay.
>>388480161
Ha. Okay.
>>388495384
gimmie a link buddy
>>388495580
Wow, that GBA one is doing it for me. Love the breathing and the touching of materials. I almost knocked out, thanks man.
Have a great night's sleep, everyone.
>>388495940
Oh, this too.
>>388495762
Best shade of lipstick is whatever color your nipples are.
When guys look at a woman's lips, he is subconsciously analyzing her nipples too. You happen to like pinkish/tan nipples, that's why it's kino for you.
>>388495196
Have you ever had pleasant tingles run along your spine as the reaction to some sensation? It's a little bit like that. Like a gentle, soft electricty spreading out from a single point inside your body, making you shiver in reaction to it.
>>388495364
I'm pretty sure the headache is unrelated, but the fuzzy feeling could be the same as the "tingles" you'll hear people talk about. Maybe you just don't feel it as much as some others. Going to a hairdresser's and have the scissors snip close to your ears can cause it sometimes. Or the feeling some people get when an electric razor is used, especially at the place where the back of the head meets the neck.
Someone else touching/stroking your neck, your ears, or playing with your head and hair can cause it too.
>>388495762
this is the perfect face to cum on
>>388480161
lel that was great.
>>388479763
I still don't understand why this shit has a weird kind of effect on me.
I feel like someone is trying to crush my head with cotton balls when I listen to it.
It feels like the auditory equivalent of a turtleneck sweater.
I achieve no sexual satisfaction of any kind, no kind of euphoric goose bump reaction or anything that can really be described as an emotion.
Just the most modest uncomfortable state possible.
>>388496028
What if I like red lipstick?
>>388495360
>genetically female
nope
>>388495074
>>388495316
Personally I like FairyChar the most she has a really good quality about her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAuy6FYvXQY
Gina Carla has just about the best mic but she's kinda weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HCaXVfycA8
PPOMO does some really good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZqjQYydZ10
I'm pretty bummed that
AccidentallyGraceful fucked off to go have a family and shit but whatever it's her choice at least she didn't delete her channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97lzhmSsnCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGKAMWWkN34
>>388479763
I will never understand this shit for people. It just makes me cringe to high heaven and back.
This video of some idiot tapping smart phones with knives really gets me
>that dislike ratio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnwwz0nyOno
>>388496212
You like bright nipples that contrast heavily with the skin.
Who /deep down the rabbit hole/ here?
>>388483652
>>388483883
she's been at it for almost as long as anybody but just never took off, and she's still at it and trying
meanwhile asmrdarling tier girls jumped on the memewagon and got a million upvotes in no time at all
>>388495940
>>388496012I don't have one :(
>>388479763
Every time I go to the barber, feels like I'm getting an orgasm every time someone touches my scalp. Makes me feel really gay and in response uncomfortable.
>>388496347
some people have a really bad reaction to certain frequencies that ASMR hits, you'd probably be more open to frisson than ASMR
>>388496491
Personally I'm secure enough in my heterosexuality, but I wish I could just close my eyes and /relax/ without it seeming creepy as fuck.
>>388496491
>>388496551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSnwlm6nN0Y
>>388482574
the things i would do to brittany venti
>>388496261
You're just envious of that anon's funny post.
>>388496593
>>388496317
Fuck, the girl in the second video has the perfect skin tone.
I just feel bad for all these ASMR channels getting the attention of /v/
>>388496183
It could just be that you don't like the feeling of someone you don't really know pretending to be close and intimate with you. You can experience it from other things, not just these "ASMR" videos.
>>388496491
>>388496551
It's not gay unless it moves.
I don't understand this ASMR shit. It's so quiet I cant understand anything she says. I can't even masturbate to this so what the fuck am I supposed to do with it?
>>388496664
Gina is a professional model, she has a lot more attention than /v/
>>388496630
you just think you are going to appear on r/4chan or become canonised on some stupid level. asmr... letters.. std.. LOOOOL
No, samefag. kill yourself irl
>>388496725
listen to it before bed then fall asleep
>>388496438
>meanwhile asmrdarling tier girls jumped on the memewagon and got a million upvotes in no time at all
It always happens, man. It's sad. Attention whores literally fucking ruin every hobby known in history of forever and beta men are too weak to stop giving them attention.
>>388496491
Some people think that early primates started grooming each other because of that sensation, so it's not surprising you get it from going to the barber.
>>388496856
Why not just masturbate in your bed and then fall asleep right after like a normal person?
>>388496725
Listen to one that isn't talking, rather one that is object sounds. Turn off the lights and relax.
>>388479763
>immersive video game audio was stolen from us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oSlbyLAksM
>>388496951
because it's relaxing and helps me go to sleep
>ywn be young and literally doing "scratch my back and I'll scratch yours" deals with your sister ever again
>>388479763
Man, I was really hoping this would end up derailing into a fapping to ASMRists thread
This girl looks like Minato Riku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daq9XQSJf1A
>>388479763
>ASMR
No, I don't have autism.
>>388480161
HAHA yes! lets screen cap this and make it a meme guys
>>388497046
>teenager cousins will never pick you up, sit you on her laps while humming and massaging your scalp until you become catatonic.
>>388496593
Cassidy Banks
>>388497198
i agree, its epic!
>>388496292
So how do you listen to this shit on your bed? I don't have a smartphone.
>>388497248
>just got this back in my life recently
Never realized how much I missed it, shit's amazing.
>>388497198
>HAHA yes! lets screen cap this and make it a meme guys
Lets make this ^^ into a meme
screen cap this for future reference
>>388497375
By using a smartphone.
>>388497393
wow you are actually going into damage control because your joke and samefagging will never leave this thread
>>388484935
I can only experience it irl feelsbadman
>>388497440
I just told you I dont have one you nigger
>>388497375
With a really long headphone cord. You can find some long ones, or those "extendable" ones where the cable is wound like a spring.
I guess some wireless headphone set-up would work well too.
>>388497375
Connect some earphones, either wireless or long wired, to your computer.
Or just get a really cheap and shitty android phone.
>>388497375
laptop
>>388497462
you just got pranked bitch!
that was me, not the same guy from earlier
>>388497642
haha my brother did asmr and got expelled!
Are over-ear headphones or in-ear earbuds/earphones better for ASMR listening?
>>388497375
>>388497596
the fuck, have you guys never heard of speakers
Is Goodnight Moon ASMR asmr kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wISgLn-dBNM
>>388497706
over ear but open ear audio technics for flat frequency response.. true asmr.
>>388497732
>ASMR
>speakers
Idiot!
>>388497706
I usually lie down when I listen, so over-ear kinda gets in the way when I want to turn my body and lie on my side. In-ears are little less obstructive.
>>388480161
lol... Im a girl and I even found this to be so funny that I was like, is this a meme? I looked it up on memefactory and its not.. so it should be 1
>>388497732
>ASMR
>speakers
>>388497825
>>388497856
Not that guy and I was kind of worried that if my headphones ever broke I wouldn't find a good replacement for it, but I've tested it and I can get it while using speakers.
>>388497732
>>388497706
custom made IEMs.
>>388480161
L.O.L
>>388497825
>>388497856
>>388497927
>he doesn't have a $20000 surround sound system
Your loss.
>>388497760
>beckiegh will never stomp on your balls
Why even live, lads?
>>388498013
>not spending that money on booze and ladyboys
your loss
>>388497939
What kind of headphones are you currently using? My over the ear/circumaural/big ass headphones make me feel something almost physical around on my ears.
>not sleeping to the sounds of war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nue9EXetzpM
>>388498104
I'm using similar headphones and it's definitely better with them, it feels like you're "inside" of the sounds if that makes sense, but I don't think that's required for ASMR. It just makes the experience better by being more immersive.
>>388497837
Yeah, I know the feeling. I've got a pair of ath m40s. Not the clunkiest, but it took me a while to get comfy while wearing them in bed. I've gotten used to laying at an angle with half my face resting on the very edge of the pillow for short periods of time, if I ever get tired of laying on my back, but it's not perfect.
Plus, it's probably putting a lot of strain on the headphones too. They've gone through a lot while I've owned them, and I'm honestly surprised at how sturdy they are. The padding's peeling like anything, though.
Any VR ASMR yet?
I can't do ASMR cause i'm deaf as fuck
>>388490583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCIfDCxakPE
fixed
>>388498643
I've gotten it a few times from reading. Also from looking at or making paintings/drawings. It's not just from audio or ASMR videos.
>>388496317
I like Char but she hasn't had a good mic in ages
I got ASMR chills from listening to Mars, Bringer of War.