>another day spent playing video games alone
How do you make Steam/ Psn/ xbox live friends?
>>388465009
Maybe you should stop trying to be such a loser OP
I don't, the only people on my friends lists arefriends irlmaybe make some real friends you fucking loser
>online multiplayer
Try to look for poorfags/sluts and either buy them cheap games or show them your cock.
>>388465150
>>388465159
Why are you so mean? Its not fair...
>>388465009
Post boipussy and I'll add you on steam.
>>388465150
>tfw you try to be a loser and even fail at that
>>388465234
>>388465246
b-but that's too lewd..I just want friends to play games with
>>388465383
Take a picture of your dildo and I'll add you. It doesn't have to be inserted. I just want to make sure you take it up the ass.
>>388465009
The problem isn't making and keeping friends, it's finding people that aren't complete autists to actually be friends with. 9 times out of 10 they are complete autists probably because that's the only type of person that wants 'online friends.'
>>388465383
It works for me. This guy I used to solely erp with a few years ago turned out to be bro-tier when he isn't craving cock and now we play tons of vidya together.
Currently making plans for the destiny beta together.
>>388465009
be good at the games you play. when i play fighting games i do very well in koth lobbies and get adds pretty frequently
>just want some normal friends
>everyone is a repressed gay sissy who wants to erp with me and send me pics
we need a steam group for circumcised men only.
I am sick of uncut creeps invading my hobby get lost I am just trying to play video games.
>>388466016
post their ids
I'll take em off your handsare they into bbc?
>>388465501
Why do you need to know that though..
>>388466218
Why do you think slut?
>>388466319
Please be nice to me. Im not a slut..
>>388466319
I don't know what would you even do with such information
>>388466218
You know why you dirty slut.
Post it.
>>388466392
Don't fight it. Me and you both know what you were made for. Embrace your destiny slut.
>>388466016
You know what you signed up for, sissy.
>rarely play video games at all
>not enthusiastic about any of them
>personality not attractive enough to gain friends who aren't Stockholme Syndromed into it
>personality not attractive enough to gain friends IRL
Life is fun
>>388466475
>>388466573
please no..
>>388466726
Your master gave you an order.
>>388466778
i absolutely love this picture
>>388466475
Not sure how you know I have one but it's just cheap and generic I can't afford any of the nice ones no one wants to see that.
Try being likable.
>>388466885
Fuck the only think more embarrasing than the erp sluts is the "internet alphas". Fucking laughable.
>>388466726
Do it right fucking now
>>388466950
jesus fucking christ, I still love TF2 after all these years but it sire has a lot of faggots
Why are pcbros such faggots?
consolebros
>hey you're pretty good at tekken mind if i add you and we run some sets?
pcbros
>so do you wanna join my anime group xD?
>ERP????
>picture of yourself in a skirt please.
Its always a dirty pcbro making these faggot threads.
>>388467042
I dont want to! Its really cheap looking..I dont want to be bullied
>>388467365
pc gamers are social recluses who literally live at their battlestations are are usually going through depression and skipping college classes which is entirely the reason why they're alone, because this is the first time they've never been in their watchful eye of their parents.
Why is it only white people who put such a massive importance on "moving out"?
>>388465009
Don't worry about it, the ones I got are rarely on, and when they are, they urge me to waste $40+ on a shit game I'll never touch more than thrice.
>>388467494
We're gonna bully you even more if you don't post it.
>Bought a microphone
>Never use it because I think my voice is weird
>Don't know how to have conversations anymore
>>388465009
at least you actually play video games, I can't even get the motivation to play them anymore
>>388465009
I want to bully cat boyswith my cock
>>388466726
Don't be weak, fuck those anon's
>>388465246
I really fucking hate faggots that post this cringy shit, fucking neck yourself.
>>388467494
Mines cheap too. I won't judge.
>>388467610
>friends keep urging me to buy a microphone
>finally do
>use it one night
>"anon is that you? you soundethnic"
I want a cat-friend to hug and cuddle
>>388467738
boom, this anon speaks the truth
>>388467040
Cringing @ this post
>>388465009
>He doesn't have any friends
>All these losers on 4chan willing to befriend you because they also don't have friends
>At the end of the day he still doesn't have friends
You were literally born on this earth to be alone forever. You can't be saved, just kill yourself.
>>388468174
He didnt post this thread to make friends he made it to erp post like a dumb faggot, he's talking about steam so it's video games please do not complain.
>>388467578
>>388467791
Im not a slut. I just want friends to play games with!
>>38846817
please stop bullying
>just want casual friends to fap together with
>newest one didn't even last 24 hours before he decided he didn't want to
>>388467791
>>388467494I can buy you both bigger/better toys.You already know what I want in return.
>>388468289
rip pete
>>388468356
No thank. I have a cheap toy because I ride a nice real dick too.
Competitive multiplayer games ruin friendships. It's a cancer.
Is there a way to find friends to discuss singleplayer (competitive or not) games with? Maybe practice against each other, etc.
>>388468643How nice?
>>388468765
Speedrunning?
>>388466705
The worst is being depressed, aware of why, and feeling powerless to fix it. And then if you bitch people treat you like you're just whiny because again you're ugly. I feel like me snapping is inevitable sometimes.
>>388468843enough to prolapse your ass and inject you with stds you waste of space faggot.
>>388466950
>Men literally whoring themselfs out for virtual hats
Epip
Jesus christ you try to give a mofucker advice and their way to cockthirsty to listen
>tfw no trap gf to play video game with
>>388469008
fuck off faggot everyone else is here for the boipussy besides you
>>388469008
There*
>>388468843
7 inches and thicc
>>388468975
>Being ugly in 2017
what the fuck?
>>388469183How thick?I'm 7in but I'm pretty sure I got him beat in thickness.
>>388467738
This desu
>>388468337
Did you scare them off or something.
>would actually love to make friends or talk about how to make more online comrades
>Literally ALL friend threads on /v/ are ERP/fagbait
I fucking hate queers, I could care less about your sexuality but don't ruin shit for people
>>388469509
>add someone from a video game
>go to invite him to my game
>"i-i'm masturbating right now steam user kun desu"
i wonder.
>>388467738
This
>>388469509
they told me they were too socially awkward to do stuff like that
>>388467738
Haha epic cringe meme!!!
I saw that word on Buzzfeed haha you read them too?
>>388469720
Were they your only fap friend or something just try someone else.
>tfw add a friend from /v/
>they become a weirdo when they find outI'm female
>>388469884
I have 2 but they're never online
>>388469928
>Literally everyone who spoilers that is (you) fishing
>>388469353Thick huh, do you like cosplay?
>>388469534
That's what all my threads were for! But sexual shitposters always ask for stuff like this! Its not fair..
>>388468356
>>388469970post steam
>>388470040
Fuck you too and your dotdotdoting
>>388469970
Well message them and entice them to be online. Or drop some info and maybe make a new one.
>>388470000No I just want to cum and play some Killing Floor 2.
>>388469928
Who wouldn't act wierd? Personally I'd instantly remove someone like that from my friends list with no hesitation.
>>388470121
Please stop being mean to me
>>388470040
Have you considered ignoring those posts instead of responding with "p-please stop bullying me anon sama, by the way my dildo i fuck my ass with nightly is way too cheap to post for you lewdies :3"
>>388469991
Imply all you want
>>388470158
Being female shouldn't change your perception of a person. I just want to have a conversation.
>>388470076
I use discord for that stuff, steam is for games silly
>>388470128
I try and even asking if begging would help them want to come online and typed out all this sexual stuff for them and they still arent coming online much
>>388470235
He likes it when people insult him, it makes his little useless peepee hard
>>388469928
what games do you play?
>>388469928
>>388470264
>>388465009
no one wants to have a friend like you anon
>>388470272
fag
>>388470154
>playing video games
That's too bad
>>388470293
Please dont be rude! I dont like being bullied
>>388467365
Because being a "casual" and knowing less about electronics and buying shitty console game systems probably means you're better at something else.
Like socializing.
>>388470264
How does needing to point out that fact you are female come up in steam conversations?
This thread is solid evidence that shows that gays indeed ruin everything.
>add some dude off of /v/
>we sometimes play video games
>as far as I'm aware he's not gay
shit's great
>>388470475
Because unless you actively hide it, it's pretty easy to figure out through circumstance in passing, and also friends eventually VC and shit.
>>388470354
why not? im nice and I love video games
>>388470272
Drop your digits and we can chat then
Would /v/ watch a tall masculine sissy play vids on Twitch? Mb we could be friends
>>388470403
>tfw you just want a slut who's also good at vidya.
>everyone is always one but not the other
>>388470603
If I talk to my steam friends about something like porn and they respond with "i-i'm a girl baka please no lewd" my view of them will change and I'll probably just delete them. I just want to have conversations about porn with my steambros and you're forcing these weird vibes on me.
>>388470264
>I just want to have a conversation.
Alright, what did you think about the last game you finished?
>>388465009
Forums. You make a lot of friends if you're an achievement whore
>>388470816
>tall masculine
>sissy
pick one
>>388470375
I love boys they're the best
>>388470672
what are we gonna talk about?
>>388470987
Things you want to fap too.
>>388470816
What games are you going to play, I don't give a shit about what you look like. I'm not going to watch boring content.
>>388470939
I made a friend on GameFaqs a few years ago. He was a cute blonde guy buthe deleted me from social media and steam. We played games until 4am once
>>388471075
like what like what
>>388466058
Where does circumcision factor into video games?
>>388471118
should have never told him how much you want to suck his dick
>>388465009
Just get on your favorite games and play online. Talk to people and you'll make friends.
>>388465009
I've been playing Elysium (vanilla wow private server) with /vg/ and let me fucking tell you. They aren't fun to play with. Very insular and rude, don't take important shit seriously and take unimportant shit too seriously. Always hiding behind memes and ironic humor, not genuine at all. Have enormous egos, operate like coked up yuppies. Will ignore everyone except those they can gain something from. And just when you finally find someone cool to play with? They stop.
Dota 2 is the best place to make friends
>>388471201
we never talked about that stuff though
I went to a scrap yard yesterday and removed two proportioning valves for brake lines in my car and then spent today underneath mine/behind the wheel replacing them cuz the O rings inside were worn out and leaky
Also video games
>>388471124
Whatever gets you going I've got a wide strike zone
>>388471319
well then maybe he just looked at your profile once
>>388471387
what are your no-no's?
>>388471293
>expecting to meet sensible people from /vg/ on a wow vanilla private server
What did you think would happen?
>>388471427
I think its because I liked 1 oftrump's tweets
>>388471467
Heavy guro or scat
>>388471570
you deserve it
>>388469068
Sauce
>>388471657
it was just 1 and I think it was the covfefe one
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