>ITT we pretend it's /v/ in 2025 PS5 has no games

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post yfw PCfags will never, EVER get Bloodborne 2

Half Life 4 fucking when?

Nintendo is doomed this year for sure.
New Switch XL is gonna flop hard

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>>388441778
>2025
>STILL playing TF2
It's dead, move on, accept it, and play Overwatch 2 like everyone else.

>>388441903
>he doesn't know
Anon... Valve is filled for bankruptcy

all hail our god-emperor Gabe Trump

>>388442017
But TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

>>388441778
Reddit console war man babies are out today, I see.

Hey guys did you hear? Star Citizen will be finished next year!

>>388441778
>2025
>Console still even a thing

>tfw no Monster Hunter XXX on PS Delta

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B-bros lol is going to die soon... right?

Dota died but lol is coming with us, r-right dotabros?

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>>388441778
>It will be 2025 in 8 years
w-wat...

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Who else is ready for the new WoW Expansion! I thought they were going downhill after the Muslim expansion, but they really got me hype!

>>388442579

>Muslim expansion

That reminds me, did you guys already paid respects to our Muslims overlords? at least we aren't like those guys at /pol/ that tried to fight their world domination and ended up as sex slaves.

hey, have you heard about the New Nintendo Switch XL? it's gonna be released next year along with minecraft on 16K, skyrim 7: super adventure edition and splatoon 3, what do you all think?

>>388442867
Please stick to video games only or the new super AI automod Hiromoot launched last year will ban us all on spot.

>>388442913
>2025
>still buying nintendo shit.
grow up

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IMMA TALK BOUT THAT PS QUINTUPLE

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>mfw emulating bloodborne at 240fps

>>388441996
OP said 2025, not 2019

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*turn on classic dance song*

SORRRY FOR PARTTY ROCKING

PUBG will die this year for sure, i can feel it

>>388443060
Persona 6 when?

I'm tired of all the different p5 versions, I need a new story.

>>388441778

>PS5
>not buying your very own Samus

>>388443308
>Implying it wont die this month

Its just a FoTM you fuckers.

>>388441778
>Star Citizen is still a scam! Episode 3 of Squadron 42 will never be finished, just like Half-life!

>>388441778
>Xbox 360 XD has more games than PS5

Lmao, PS5 899 USD with no games? What were they thinking? Xbox wins again

>sonyfags still waiting for a SMTV port

>>388443060
sonybro pls, your PS5 doesn't have new games, they only read PS1 and PS2 games

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>In some alternate timeline /v/

Dark Souls 3 REMASTER FUCKING HAPPENING GET IN THERE!

Well humanity finally made a Dyson sphere. Does that mean we are stronger then the combine?

TF2 is dying

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>>388441778
>8 years later
>drones still triggered by Sony domination
I mean it's sad and all that nintendo went under 5 years ago, but you need to just let go lads.

>>388443779
>still no Demon Souls for pc

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>>388441778
Aren't some of you guys TOO OLD for video games? Get a new hobby, grandpa.

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>He doesn't own the Gamecube Neo

>>388443952
Son my blood is so full of nano machines I could play guitar hero one handed.

>>388441778
have valve said anything about the pyro update yet

Im enjoying Skyrim in my VR googles but when is Todd going to announce TES6?

>>388443952

Fuck you, I'm 80 and I started streaming now and since people thinks its >le random granpa streem xd, they donate a shit ton of money to me.

Fuck you kid, I'm fucking rich.

>>388441778
Ataribox was just a fluke that became one of the best selling consoles of all time, Ataribox 2 won't even sell more than a couple thousand units.

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Man, Quake: Sons of Shub-niggeraht was fucking awful.

Jesus I finally found a place with electricity and internet out in this God forsaken wasteland and you cunts are STILL shitposting about video games. How have the cyber mutants not gotten you?

>>388441778
Guys the reddit merge isn't working my premium reddit account isn't working here

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>>388441778

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>>388444102

>>388442157
Reddit? That's what we were called before the merger, right?

>>388444142
>still using Sony VR instead of Nintendo Hi-Ality

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>>388441778
DMC5 when? ;-;

>>388443215
Not even for another 10 years.

>>388441778
You realize by then the NO GAMES meme will be nearly 20 years old? Let it go.

>>388444286
>the crab pose autists always do in MSPaint comics now
One of the only good things to happen this year.

>>388444384
Fuck DMC, its being fucking decades without a new MegaMan.

Legacy Collection X is a mistake.

>>388441778
I'm glad Valve changed their mind about that card game and dota.
Deleting those two games and shutting down all servers truly was best for gameing.

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>>388443923
>rewriting history
nigger you know no one but kids and normies fuck with Sony consoles anymore after the Apple buyout. How's Bloodborne Crush treating you?

>>388444286
Really glad MSPaint comics are a bannable offense since 2023.
Enjoy your ban.

When is Death Stranding coming out?

>>388441778
My VR headset gave me eye cancer. Send help, my wife's son is typing this for me.

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>15 years later
>still no Red Dead Redemption 1 or 2 on PC

>>388444686
When is the first Episode of FFVIIR coming out

Rockstar is still making fucking GTA online dlc instead of just making GTA 6.

>>388444753
After Kingdom Hearts 3 next year.

Is poise in Dark Souls 3 yet?

>>388444714
The Dark tower games are much better, if you ask me. And thye give us a better conclussion than the books

Man that demo for the first episode of the FFVII remake they released last month was pretty good. A shame my friend died of cancer before even seeing the remake version of Tifa.

You guys hear about that dude who was arrested for importing a Japanese game?

>air prices went up again
just kill me now

Yakuza Vs Nioh was pretty neat, i wonder what they'll come up with next

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Going to see the Nier Automata movie tonight, you faggots jelly?
Movie toobie > game toobie

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>>388444578
That was a meme and turned out to be fake long time ago, drone. I guess the image wasn't blurry enough. But how are you enjoying the new Zel....oh wait.

>>388441778
VR Open-World is the best. You can now make your own waifu and marry her + all the mods.

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>>388445403
>He's in denial
nigger you are just like the PCbros denying Project Beast a decade ago. Bloodborne Crush™ only on Apple iStation 5™. Screencap this

>PUBG
I seriously hope none of you play this flavor of the decade garbage

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Sup' guy, show your cyberpunk character, i recently fucked some psycho girl with my psychosquad character, i blackmailed them and then fucked them and killed them so they couldn't talk. Game got so much content, like, it's the game of my dream, the RPG of the century, bethesda finally got competition guys, TES7 and fallout 5 just can't compete. I wish CDPROJEKTRED had the fallout serie! Bethesda are going down anyway, so let's hope they sell fallout to them. They make REAL RPG with content atleast.

ALSO anyone knows how to break a girl mind and make her my sex slave? thanks, i'm tired of killing every psycho i meet, what perk or skill should i invest my point in? Seduction? Rape? Drugs?

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I still cant believe Alex Jones became president

God I am so ready for Persona 7 to go back to a high-school setting, P6's older cast was dogshit, it was just Catherine again

>>388444316
It's basically already merged.

>tfw got locked up last night because I wanted to raid on WoW instead of cleaning my wifes pussy of the bull's cum

>>388445757
I'll just wait for Witcher 4, Cyberpunk runs like shit on my GTX 2600

>>388446003
>trying to bring back the classic cuck meme

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>>388445757
>Cyberpunk releasing by 2025
>Cyberpunk being an RPG and not a mislabeled FPS-Adventure
Hopefully Polacks are invaded by nu-Hitler by then.

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Man I can't believe Kojima created the biggest ARG marketing campaign of all time just to promote a Metal Gear game about The Boss, what a madman

>>388446429
I can't believe he blew up the Pentagon just to promote his new MGS game...

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>>388441778
>tfw muslim and nigger women in stalker 3
I fucking told you women in stalker 2 was a slippery slope

>>388446697
At least the sex mods were good

Duke Nukem VR is pretty cool tbqh

Hey guys. Kind of stuck in Bethesdaland Reality right now. How do I get out exactly?
Please help me I've been here for 80 Bethesdaland years.

>>388447436
You need to get 20 000 Creation Club points to purchase key from Khajit merchant

Cuphead comes out tomorrow! WHO HERE IS HYPE!?

>>388442152
the pyro update is never coming anon, give it up

>>388446429
more like the lamest ARG in the history of ARGs. what a fucking joke. stop shilling because kojima has yet to make one (1) thing that doesn't suck since he's been the main decision maker.

MGS died when he released that garbage that was TPP

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Australia here, saw this outside my window, think they're after the last of the canned goods, send help

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Metroid Prime 4 comes out next month. U guys hyped?

Half life 6 when?

>>388447891
>posting crash
Too soon man, too fucking soon, I can't believe he's dead

The first new MMORPG after 3 years of none at all looks promising. I hope they learned from the mistakes of the last generation.

>>388447573
but it cames out the 25 september 2017

Dude I can't believe liberals still exist even though I complained about them on /v/ every single day for almost a decade wtf

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>>388447520
I'm not fucking buying your shit To- AAAAAAGHOOOOOOOOOOOOH-wowie Master Dad time to find some scum who didn't buy the limited edition horse armor

>>388444286
>1080p on 2025 as a 1st for nintendo
believable

>>388448294
Can't believe I don't have a gf after spending a fourth of my life screaming that I want one here every day

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haha you fags STILL playing the old PS and Xbox games you pirated? fucking poorfags.

Get a subscription to Playstation Now and Xbox Cloud and stream some games that were made this DECADE

I'm an oldfag born in 2005, been browsing since 2021. I'm so old and jaded.

Wow guys I'm sure glad we finally purged all leftists and SJWs from Western society in 2018 huh. Finally devs could make creative vidya again! HL3 came out just a few months later!

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>>388444136
>>388447614
delete this, you just have to be patient

>>388441778

how are you guys enjoying half life episode 3 part 1?

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Trump will surely be impeached this time around!

Can't wait for kingdom hearts 3

>>388450174
What are you smoking dude? He got his 8 years, the republicans are still in office with Kanye West. Have you been living under a rock?

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>>388441778
is this the best game of this decade?

>>388450628
>yfw Kanye won all 3 TORdebates vs Eminem


how can demoturds ever recover

best ps5 game: TLOU Remaster Remaster

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT JR

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>>388443770
>moot is still the head admin

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Who would you guys rank the Sneak King games?

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>he died of heart failure
This is sad /v/... :(

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Who's watching Brainna Wu's "Resident Xevil 9: Whitemalecide" lets play on LGBTQIA++-Tube? She has an amazing vocal range!

>>388451309
>insulting our Overlord of Corpulence by saying that he died like a mere mortal

>>388451450
>not donating to the Revolution 180 Kickstarter

>>388451450
DAMN THAT ZELDA TRANSGENDER SPEEDRUNNER LOOKS LIKE THAT?

>>388451618
When did this happen? Jesus, I feel like I have feel out of the loop... I am sorry Francis...

>>388441778
Hey anyone see the new bannerlord gameplay video?

>>388451309
Well, lose 80 pounds in 2 weeks wasn't a good idea after all

Guys why does James Rolfe still refuse to shave his head?

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>>388451816
What the fuck did you just say?
>THAT ZELDA TRANSGENDER SPEEDRUNNER
Learn names you bigoted asshole. HER name is Narcissa Wright. She is a beautiful goddess, have you not donated to her this week?!

>>388447614
Pyro doesn't need anything, it's a sad reflection on our soviety how so many people remain pyro mains despite having 1k+ hours. It's a low skill training wheel class for plebs before they can learn something else.

>>388441876
At least we got bloodborne in 2024

I thiink I'm in love with Sophia Lillis

Don't you guys think it's kinda weird that all the new generation consoles can't be turned off and send a livestream of our webcams to the UN World Government? I mean, I'm not a criminal but I just want some privacy.

>>388452358
the 48th amendment doesn't apply to private companies, only the government you stupid racist bigot

>"MUH PRY VASE SEA"

pathetic gamergoovers

>>388452584
>amendments
What the hell are you smoking? The Constitution was obliterated when President (now Representative of the High UN Council) Hillary Clinton agreed to merge the US into the new UN government. The only people who believe in that "human rights" tripe are those idiot fringe Secessionists who want us to be independent again. You're not a terrorist, right?

>>388453203
another deranged PFW (Post-Fact Warrior) stuck in the Hillary dimension. Sad!

We'll send CyberBarron to heal your timeline over 4D ethernet asap

>>388444982
Do you think we'll get the second episode for this console generation?

Eurofag here, it's too bad that so many games are banned where I live because they're Haram, how's GTA 7?

>>388441778
>E3 2025
>tfw still no cyberpunk 2077 gameplay
>tfw still no deathstranding gameplay

>>388453542
I thought the Sultans of the EU totally blocked this site, how are you posting here?

I just turned literal grandpa this year.

>>388443060
>2025
>still being a sonymuslim

>>388453632
4chan was blocked until /pol/ was removed.

>>388444559
Fuck off megapleb. So Capcom isn't currently milking that dried as fuck utter currently. You have well only over a hundred mega man titles to play, and I know you haven't played them all.

>>388453632
It's blocked only in western caliphate.

>last Metroid game was 7 years ago
Pretty sad how Prime 4 bombed harder than Other M.

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You should at least watch the gameplay of The Last of Us 3 before calling it a movie.

this thread is full of /pol/ and e-celeb, fucking cant have 1 joke thread without gettin' diseased

>>388441778
PC IS GETTING YAKUZA AND PERSONA GUYS! OMG!! SONYGGERS BTFO

>>388442017
>implying Overwatch isn't a fad that won't die off in a year or two

smash 6 on nintendo ultima when

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>>388441778
hey cowards
Ace Combat thread

Trump's 3 term really fucked up the economy I don't think I'll be able to afford the new PS6 coming out.

>>388444427
Actually Emulation of the PS4 might be easier than you think.

Its basically already a PC. That being said, you probably need a powerhouse of Emulate its APU.

>>388454654
What the fuck are you talking about? They deleted /pol/ two years ago and you can be sent to jail for making anti-semitic remakrs on charges of being an Alt-Right terrorist.

Which top Melee players still have any hair left?

>>388455039
DSP since he's playing Melee profesionally now

Man Metroid Prime 4 really is fun! Nintendo going 3rd party really was a wise choice! Who else here going for the platinum?

>>388441778
Nintendo is dead.

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this was misunderstood masterpiece it was my favorite game when I was 10 years old

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>>388442913
You seem to be a knowledgeable guy and you probably missed the Skyrim 7 Definitive Edition only by a chance. Be sure to check it out as it contains the previously unobtainable McDonalds DLC pack as well.

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>>388454938

>>388455743
>Nintendo going 3rd party
never ever dumb sonyroach

>>388441876
>implying I'm not emulating BB1 at 20fps
pc always wins baybee

>>388455989
>never ever dumb sonyroach
Anon...

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>>388443770
The funniest part of this to me is that it's implied /co/ doesn't change at all

>there are still humans playing video games in 2025

Just accept that you are redundant as a gamer and watch your favorite bot's Let's Plays, they do this shit much better.

Guys you excited for star citizen next year?

>>388456629
Fuck them, they promised to release it on PC and now SC will be released only in PC2

Kingdom Hearts III just got announced for a PC release!

GET HYPED