Are you 25 years of age?

Yes, but I don't have a computer, sadly.

>>388439651
Dead meme. We're on Dyson spheres now.

>tfw 26 in a few days

Still haven't played this game. What am I missing?

I call people underage who are over 18 but under 25

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>>388439651

>tfw still need two more years before i can play this game

Just who the fuck thought it was a good idea to scan your age to play this game?

Yes, it's my birthday today.

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>>388439651

>>388439651
In 41 days, yes.

>>388439651
On September 3rd.

I feel old, /v/.

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did you guys saw the new ads?
you must be now born before 1980 to play the tree game
they're cracking down on underagefags from /v/ hard

>>388439756
what triggered the dyson sphere meme anyways?

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>>388440286
That's for the special edition only

>>388440213
We have the same birthday.

>>388440345
episode 3

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What's your favorite ending?

>>388440384
Happy early birthday.

>>388440492
Always chose the Destroy ending.

>>388440492
>Control
>Synthesize
>Destroy

>>388440492

Destroy the tree is best ending

>>388440595
Why anon? You do realize that would unleash chaos right?

>>388440492
Oh, this is a meme for people that don't use an adblocker. I was wondering why the heck this image kept showing up here.

>>388439651
THE GREAT MASTERMIND
VOLFRED SANDALWOOD
SAW HIS PLAN TURN TO ACTION
HE REMAINED 25

>>388440647
>Wanting to kill a completely neutral being simply to get rid of magic
Jesus Christ

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This game had some great marketing with partnership

>>388440492

>Pledge your life to the tree
>you end up sacrificing people to the tree
>destroy the tree
>forest dies
>become friend with the tree
>you get the waifu and become a king

It's pretty obvious

>>388440810
>letting magic exist in your world
You are either a man without vision, or a dangerous wizard.
Either way you are in this world to serve.

>>388440810
Magic brings a lot of bad shit into this world. Eventually, technology will fill the void of the good shit it left.

>>388440912
>Not knowing about the secret SMUG TREE ending

>>388440345
Half Life 3's plot leak, it features a dyson sphere

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>>388441081

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>>388440112

>>388440492
>he didn't get secret spirit deer ending

pathetic

>>388439651
I'm 21, btw OP is there something I should see in this picture? It seems to be a new hot meme but my eyes can only perceive a plain old tree with no remarkable features?

How many endings are there?

>>388439651
I turn 28 in 4 weeks.

>>388441181
Anon I'm trying not to spoil the secret endings for everyone else

>>388441221
you're too young to understand

being a phoneposter instead of having a computer doesn't help

>>388441128
>Vikings sail out while trees are finally gonna live in peace
Truly kino ending

>>388441223
Alot
Plus the expansions that take place in different timelines have even more endings

>>388441221
I wouldn't worry about it, kiddo.

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What am I in for?

>tfw I don't know this meme because i don't see ads

How many memes am I missing out on?
Should I disable adblock?

>>388441436
It manages to get past adblock alot
And yeah you are missing out on some shitty funny ads, just manually block the malicious ones

>>388441436
>Should I disable adblock?
I see the fucking tree on some sites even with the adblock

>>388440492
Is the tree good or evil?

>>388441507
>>388441525
maybe you should switch to ublock origin

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>>388439651

>>388441583
He is completely neutral and doesn't meddle in the affairs of humans

>>388441223
>>388441081
>>388440912

I only got three endings, i might as well replay the game now to get them all

The achievements are all hidden for a reason

>>388441436
This. I haven't seen an ad since 2009.

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Woah

>>388441128
>separation ending
this won't work forever, the two will inevitably be brought closer together and fight again

>>388441729
these MCU tie-ins are getting crazy

Okay real talk
What's the deal with the deer? I'm getting real tired of devs going full Gainax Ending

>>388441980
The deer represents life

>>388442492
whoa....

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>>388440492
Pic related

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>>388441980
Deers are for women and faggots.

>>388442861
Greatest love story ever told

>>388442861
rare

>>388442861
no, the sequel was trash and that ending was a complete ripoff

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Do you know how fucking incredibly goddamned boring it must be as a magical intelligent tree

You live a really, really long time with nothing to do except maybe strike up a conversation with a person that walks near you every century or so. How very dull.

>>388439916
Happy birthday anon

>>388442861
Goddamn that's an ugly ENB

>tfw no one has the deer version
all is lost

>>388443207
>enslave women with your roots and tentacles
>rape them all the time
>capture men to impregnate your captives
>rape their offsprings

Shit has a lot of potential, desu.

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>>388443354

>>388440492
Genocide.

tree did nothing wrong

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>>388443474

Deer version is pretty comfy but let's be honest here

Nothing will beat the bird edition

Name of the game?

>>388441436
>>388441525
>They don't use Ublock+Umatrix

>>388443474
>fuck with me again and i'll burn the whole forest down

>>388443390
I just remembered that one scene from Evil Dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMuzyq5C4pY

>>388443635
Are you 25 and older?

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>>388443354
Hi

>>388443474
I didn't even know there was more than one deer version what the fuck

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>>388443765
There's probably a million of these things that we don't know about

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Haha, no, in fact I am actually twenty fo... Oh. Oh no... Fucking hell I'm almost 25yo already

Holy shit, people here dergraded so much over 1 year.

>>388440492
Chaos, always

>>388443732
Is the deer going Super Sayian?

>>388443264
damn niggah that tree high af

what the fuck is this game?

has anyone actually played this game? Is it just malware?

>>388443976
Guess you better leave then, you faggot

>>388444084
>>388444093

GOTY 2017 imo

>>388443474
It's amazing how symbolic this picture is. Look at the deer, and how his relative position is higher than the tree. This shows that the deer, or rather what it represents, is morally superior to the tree. Meanwhile, the tree is below, attempting to bask in the light while doing nothing, while its roots suck the nutrients from the ground below. Look at the solemn expression on that face of wood. It clearly shows that the tree is fighting its own conscious: should it respect the deer, or should it fear it? The waters in the background also reflect some of the sunlight, while the rest of the life giving light is cast beneath the surface. And what do these represent? The water and falls, in their all consuming nature, represent the flow of time and how everything is caught in it. The depths of the river represent death, and how it will eventually drown out everything. The deer, in its high position, represents the ideals of humanity. It is a proud creature, with antlers to fight and hair to keep warm. The design speaks of purity. The light shining through the canopy of the woods represents God's favor. The tree, in turn, is a metaphor for what humanity is right now, sucking up the work of those beneath us and longing to reach the ideological perfection of the free roaming deer. Alas, the tree is stuck there until it dies, never able to see the world beyond the river.

>>388440492
Destroy the tree, break the cycle

>>388443732
>modern tf2.jpg

>Be 25
>tfw still keep going on /v/, even though a lot of people here are probably a decade younger than me at this point

>>388443725
Yeah.

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Over 25's cannot own a lunchbox, Pajama Sam!

>>388444356
Do you have a computer?

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How did you guys find the sequel?

>>388444219
cuk

>>388444462
At home, a desktop. Just bought a Vive a couple days ago too my man.

>>388444497
But that's the expansion pack you dolt

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>>388439651
iam.

>>388444645
>expansion pack
>2017
is this the game to save gaming?

>>388444623
Then greatness awaits...

https://plarium.com/en/strategy-games/vikings-war-of-clans/

I really don't fucking know if that's the game. I never see those ads.

>>388443869
>tfw the pre-sentience prequel
feelings were felt

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>>388440492
pic real

>>388444219
This.

I'm not over 25, I am 25, so does that mean I shouldn't try the game?

>>388445164
yes, this game is a must

>>388445164
Being over 25 is being 25 + 1 unit of time. You should be fine.

>>388439651
This is the second dumbest neo-meme I've seen /v/ run into the ground.

>>388445298
BUT FIRST

>>388445164
this, pls respond OP

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>MFW when I'm the only one who got the super secret ending

>>388445298
I agree. This game needs more Dyson Spheres.

>>388439651
I'm 30.
I must be too old because I have no idea what this game is.

>>388445106
nice

>>388445298
tree meme is much better meme than the e-celeb woahshit /v/ hated after a week because, surprise, normies stole it

>>388445298
Better than importing /tv/ or /pol/ meme. At least it's somewhat vidya related.

>>388445384
saucy

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This game is bullshit, does anyone have a working crack?

>>388445428
You ever go on a website and you get those shitty ads for porn games that if you click on you'll probably get a virus?
It's one of those but for some reason the picture of the face tree is recurring. Like some kind of inside joke for the people who made it.

>>388445298
>>388445472
This is /v/ at its finest. It's how it was before tortanic fucked it over with muh epic ecelebs its over bioware is finnish xd bullshit, caused it to be flooded by ledditors.

>>388445618
>underagefags so desperate to prove they can play the game they post made up screenshots

you can't make this shit up

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>>388439651
Yfw Toddlers BTFO

>>388445706
ads? what are those?

>>388445618
putting under 25s in the containment zone was a good call by the devs, that way they just give up

>>388444326
i'll be 27 in a month
there are people here who are much older than me
most people here are slightly younger, i think the most common age is like early 20s

>>388445796
DAMN, DANIEL

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I'm not 25 yet, but i'll play this gam

>>388446125
reported

Whatever you do, do NOT pirate this game, ESPECIALLY if you are under 25.

Consider yourself warned.

>>388446286
He's not lying, my phone bricked. I tried on my elder brother's phone and it worked

>>388440112
WE

>>388444219
Agreed

>>388446286
A spooky ghost woman killed my family, and I don't know how to cook. Be warned, anon

>>388446286
you can't pirate online games you moron

>>388447138
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

>>388439651
>Just turned 26
Why is life so short? Years might as well be months at this point.

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>>388439651
of course i'm 24

>>388439756
Why did it even fucking become a meme, I'm pretty sure people knew about dyson spheres before epistle 3

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>>388447857
>24
See you in hell, underage.

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I am 26 and going to university in september
>how fucked am I

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>turn 25 in 6 months
>diagnosed with pancreatic cancer just the other day
>no hope, no cure
>doc gave me 3 months then I'm donezo
>tfw won't be able to play the GOAT game of the century

Hold me, lads...

>>388448707
Do you own a computer?

>>388448851

I did once. Unfortunately my failing pancreas unexpectedly expelled a lot of poisonous juices and some of it made it onto the motherboard, causing my computer to short circuit.

No computer, not 25, what hope do I have?

>>388445298
You're right, we should just stick to eternally posting consolewar wojaks and nothing else

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What are some games where you can play as an Ent?
Has to be a big tree motherfucker, no plant/human hybrid crap.

Hardmode: No mobashit like Dota or League.

>>388450445
Lord of the Rings Conquest

>>388441420
Anti-communist trees

>>388440648
Chaosh ish a laddah.

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>>388439651
I just turned 18 a week ago

>>388443732
you just know

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>>388440492
>Throne
>Vikings
Well WHICH ONE IS IT GUYS?

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The only ending a true man over 25 will choose.

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This ending is only available if you are 50+ years old

>>388439771
Are you me?
I'm 26 next wednesday lmao!!

>>388445384

>getting the sex ending

You fucking lewd ass hole, i got it too

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rare content

>>388439916
Mine too. Happy birthday Anon.

I'm 27 today...which is only 3 away from 30. Dunno how I feel about this.

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>>388450445
You can fight ent-like leshens in Witcher 3.

>>388439651
I'm 26, Mr. Tree. Why?

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holy fuck, i didnt realize there were several variations of the ad
this is comedy gold

Okay, real talk though
Who is making all these tree face images and why are they obsessed with them, and I don't mean the memes, I mean the actual art

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>>388439651
>Only 20 years old
>Not in college, so it doesn't really mean much
>Can't get with any co-workers because I'm too young looking
>All of the girls my age are dating men more successful than me

>>388454048
It's probably ripped from some Russian dude's deviant art

>>388444219
my balls are itchy

>>388454471
>dating girls your age
The fuck is wrong with you, get a good paying job and date a girl 6-10 years younger than you. Being a male widower is fucking aids.

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>>388441108
IM TIRED OF THIS GOD DAMN SPOON FEEDING TREND FROM /V/ LATELY. WE USED TO SAY LURK MOAR AND NIGGER AND FAG WITHOUT FEAR OF BANS OR RETRIBUTION. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL? DI YOU ALL GET KEKED BY THE NU-FRIENDS LETTING THEM FUCK YOUR MEMES AND MOMS?

>>388454820
>Date a girl 6-10 years younger than you

In the USA, I'd go to prison.
I'm getting educated right now to get into a trade, but I want a girlfriend too

WHAT THE FUCK?
I mean, like, I know I'm 21 but I can't see shit in OP's image!

>>388454471
>26 next wednesday
>Only HS
>Can't find a job because I don't have any fucking social skill
>No friends because they always were the ones reaching for me and when they stopped caring I just didn't speak with any of them.
>Mother doesn't give a shit at this point, I feel like I've made her lost hope in me
Hell does exist, even when it could be worse because I could be homeless you know...

>>388454968
We grew up

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I need your help /v/ I'm stuck

I just killed the water dragon and talked to the loli outside of the main city, she tells me to either kill the slavers or enslave them myself. I don't know what to do guys, I know that one of the options locks you out of the secret ending but I don't know which. The wiki isn't helping either.

Con you guys help me out?

How long until Rule 34 of the Ent gets made?
>tfw you'll never see a tree penis

>>388455310
Buy the strategy guide.

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>>388439651
>mfw I lived long enough to see ads shamelessly popping up on /v/

>>388455068
That's terrible, but you need to skid down the track.

No one cares more about your existence than you, and you can hide whatever you like.

Go get it.

>>388455835
That's why I have a medical appointment for next tuesday... what a better birthday gift than starting to fix this mess eh?

How the fuck do these shitty games get away with using footage from other games on Youtube ads?

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>>388455082
I think this is what happened.
It's not fun to write "Nigger" anymore when you know you're probably hurting someone that has black skin.

When you get older, your brain becomes more developed, so you feel everything you type.

>>388455310
enslave yourself, anon

>>388456190
Shut the fuck up, nigger.

>>388456190
an unironic cuck

>>388456856
When did the definition of cuck go from watching another man plow your wife to being a normal person?

>>388439651
I'm 22
you now realize 1995 was 22 years ago

>>388456190
That's probably the effect of browsing reddit for too long. The reason why you "feel everything you type" is because you're subconsciously worried that each post you make wont get enough upvotes. A quick way of eliminating that mindset is to inhale carbon monoxide gas for about a couple of minutes.

>>388457521
When did the definition of normal person go from being a man to a woman?

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>>388457692
fuck (you)

>>388457801
Women aren't the only people that feel empathy, dumb autist.

>>388456190
>being this much of a little bitch
You're better off killing yourself fag

>>388457801
I'll be totally honest with you.

In this world, there are women that act like the stereotypical man, and men that act like stereotypical women, and these people have absolutely zero mental problems.

>>388456190
YOU'RE WRONG ITS STILL FUN TO CALL PEOPLE NIGGERS WHEN THEY'RE ACTING LIKE A DAMN NIGGER. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU ENJOY WATCHING THE THINGS YOU LOVE GET FUCKED BY OTHER MEN

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>>388439651

>>388456190
why does this get replies every time

>>388458813
>square corners

>>388449180
What?

>>388456190
No, your helping them really. If they hear nigger all the time, they'll get desensitized to it, and won't chimp out when they hear it irl. But either way, fuck off, nigger.

>>388447920
People did. /v/ teenagers not so much.

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>memes that died too young

>>388461893
nice meme i like it should make a goty edition as well

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Hey guys fuck this tree im gonna play right now! Im 24 by the wa

>>388461893
it wasn't a good meme