Metriod

>>388439303
No.

>>388439303
If anybody ruined her it was the fanbase.

>>388439303

No the Other M ruined her - and we havent gotten a single game since then

her name isnt metroid

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No, this Samus ruined metroid

Not really, no. The perception of her character might have been ruined by the inclusion of the Zero Suit into Smash Bros, because Smash autists literally ruin everything, but it has nothing to do with design choices in recent games.

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>>388439303
No, they improved her

>>388439303
yes because boy shorts is best

>>388439303
Is Brawl to blame for advertising the Zero Suit through the Smash Bros community?

>>388439303
Looking at Samus Returns, no.

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>>388439927
>Nazi Samus
Literally made for mediterranean cock.

>>388439303
No. Putting her hair in a pony tail did.
Seriously though, adding in the Zero Suit alone didn't directly affect her. Just as other people said, Smash did more damage than anything else.

>>388439927
>

Without the Zero suit metroid wouldn't even exist anymore.

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>>388439303
>Legoman face

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>>388439303
No, Zero Suit looks great.
The games just need more backstory.

>>388439303
SAUCE

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>>388444702
Even though he can only draw like 3 different faces they at least look better than that.

>>388439728
>we haven't gotten a single game since then

Oh boy do I have exciting news for you

>>388445168
IQDB
Seriously why don't you fags at least try to look before asking, 4chan's had it in the native extension for years now.

>>388445394
What extension?

>>388439927
>love to kill Nazis in videogames
>lately found myself attracted to hot Nazi girls

I'm conflicted, /v/.

I want to ruin her womb with the introduction of semen

>>388445570
Hugo Boss made some nice outfits.

>>388439927
>>388445065
>inb4 winslowfromcatdogwalksintoadoorindisgustbecauseofshadman.jpg

>>388439927
Why do all these stupid hacks put a mole on Samus' tit

>>388445912
I question that myself.

>>388439303

That isn't Samus in that picture. What the fuck.

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>>388439303
>Did they ruin her by introducing the zero suit?
Of course

>>388445434
Someone should edit this so its shadman's website.

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>>388439303
Samus ist hot and badass, thats why decent muscle Samus is the best, OP is fag and that just another idiotic "BUD ZERO SUIT" Thread.

>>388445570
redemption through dick

>>388445462
The one built into the website.

Well the NES version had a bikini, this is tame compared to that. I'd imagine she chaffed a lot in it, Zero suit probably makes going in and out much smoother.

>>388446291
B-But that's a bulge, Anon

>>388446528
puffy vulva

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>>388439927
>>388445065

>>388439303
>Getting mad at lewd woman
Are you gay anon?

>>388446291
I want to breed her

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>>388445065

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>>388446265
>mario's background has never been even implied in any video game ever
>if mario 2 wasn't a reskin of doki doki Peach would've never even appeared in a video game before Mario 64
>link didn't look androgynous in any game prior to botw
>outside Other M no game has ever featured the zero suit prominently at all, and her original look was also to pander, seeing her half naked was literally a staple of the original games

who draws this shit

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>>388439927

>>388439303
Other M got her wrong, but she was never ruined.

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>>388447554
>he doesn't know who Andrew Dobson is
hownew.ru

>>388447008
We all want, anon.
We all want.

>>388448320
I need Samus in my life

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>>388447554
>who draws this shit
I bet you're "pumped" to know.

>>388449227
Could you expand on that? I don't understand what you are saying.

>>388449416
It's Dobson.

>>388439927
fuck me, shadman is garbage but I kind of want to fap to this
is the full image shitty? I'm not searching shadman art

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>>388449416

>>388449518
I know, hence "expand". Calm your inflated ego for a bit

>>388449518
Fuck, never mind this post, the "expand" went over my head.

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Why don't you grow up?!

>>388449573

It's nothing special.

>>388445434
What's the story with shadman? He draws ntr stuff?

>>388447554
peach appeared in the original Super Mario Bros. anon

im not mad, just disappointed at how poorly you worded your post because I KNOW you know this.

>>388449829
He's just a shit artist in general. I don't want to get into it so someone else can fill you in, newfag.

>>388449745
>Men not having kids with women is a big problem
>Overpopulation is also a big problem
????????????????????????????????

>>388449829
Cheese pizza

>>388449829
He mostly draws trap and futa shit but usually his futa versions of characters are actually traps and not futa so he managed to piss off just about everyone yet actually finishes his drawings unlike most artists so he still gets commissioned like crazy.

The way I've always seen it is that Samus should have three outfits
>power suit
>lighter combat gear when the suit is disengaged, think Snake's sneaking suit
>the spats and bra from super/fusion for final shots
The zero suit tries to be both combat gear and fanservice and I can't take it seriously as either.

>>388445570
Hatefucking is a thing.

>>388450059
Solution: women are the problem

Adam was the moment at which Metroid started to suck a lot

but the average person on /v/ thinks fusion is good, so that ship has sailed

they can't imagine there was a time when fusion was universally considered to be a shit hypercasual game that wasn't metroid at all, and that MZM was a reaction to that negative feedback

>>388449745
yea, it's not the women riding the dick carousel and controlling divorce

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>>388449745

>>388449745
If you don't need to be ladylike and feminine anymore I don't need to give you and your spawns my money and my time.

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>>388445912
>>388446000
Because it's hotter than it being on the face.

>>388450949
Fusion had good gameplay in terms of movement controls and combat. It's problem was the overall (more obvious) linearity of the game and the forced story stuff. Wasn't really about Adam itself, but how they structured the game flow. They need to realize metroid isn't a series for telling stories. As much as I loved Metroid Prime 3, that again was a major problem with the game.

>>388450059
Only blacks, Indians, and Chinese are overpopulated.

>>388451672
But nobody even knows if that's canon.

>>388451749
Was about to post this. I'll also add that previous games used it's environment to tell what happened or what's happening. Fusion does this to an extent but feels more like an introduction for new players with the handholding on where to go for the most part. Not a bad game per se, but a bad direction for metroid as a series.

>>388450949

Adam as a character wasn't bad in fusion. The federation being retarded and thinking "lol let's just tell samus to do everything then blow her up" was the bad part

The gameplay and atmosphere was top notch, and the bosses were fun as fuck. Linearity isn't a deal breaker for metroid gates, it's just if it's blatantly in your face like locked doors

>>388452965
>blow her up
I'm pretty sure they never attempted that. Not in Fusion anyway, I haven't ever seen Other M. In Fusion the Federations exploits are:
>Secret breeding program
>Thinks capturing SA-X is a good idea that won't result in their death
>Stops supporting Samus with data so she won't destroy SA-X.
>Thinks they can control the X ("Endless potential applicationsl")
>Orders Adam to confine Samus until their arrival

>>388451672
Moles are disgusting and should be extirped asap.

>>388450949
Zero Mission was already in development after Fusion, the changes in Zero Mission had nothing to do with Fusion's feedback but mainly Sakamoto wanting to return to the classic gameplay of Metroid with a remake of the original game. Now I can see Metroid Dread no longer using Adam to give Samus a map due to the Scan Pulse, but chances are he will still mark her objective on the map in Dread since Samus Return marks the Metroids locations on the map when you get close to them.

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Report and hide waifu threads.

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>>388440573
>>388442248
Fusion Samus is best Samus.

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>>388446265
>>388447554
Lots Of Laughs

>>388439303
>samefaceman

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>>388450426
>lighter sneaking suit
I like that idea.

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>>388449745
In theory, manchilds that play videogames would be less likely to hit in the first place so it's expected from them, like it's happening in Japan, but in America there's planty of more social guys to meet so i don't see this as a problem other than pesky women not finding their dream man.

>>388445570
There's no conflict, taboo subjects enhance eroticism simply by getting the pulse and adrenaline flowing. Nazis are "bad" and therefore sexy.

There's been Nazi-themed porn produced since the moment the war ended. ISRAEL had to outlaw Nazi porn in the 60s because it was a whole genre of pulp fiction that thrived in a nation that was 50% holocaust survivors

>>388449745
>what is birth control

>>388449573
Shadman is garbage but this SS Samus is a cut above his usual stuff.

>>388439927
Come on shad, the metroid logo practically looks like the SS runes. How can you miss such an opportunity?
Fuck this bothers me.

>acting all exquisite and shit with porn
I laugh uncontrollably every time I see shadman haters.

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>>388439927

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>>388439927

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>not posting that shit in H I G H - D E F
>cropping the artist's name out
lad...

>>388439303
You can't ruin something that's already shit.

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>>388460925
>Obnoxious P A T R E O N watermarks

Yes, Zero Suit is fucking stupid. Samus should only be out of her suit when you beat the game in record time or she fucking dies.

Plus, strange as it sounds, the Super Metroid skimpy two piece left more to the imagination and just looks like something you'd wear because a combat suit would get kind of hot. The Zero Suit looks fucking dumb.

>>388450443
Yeah so then are you doing your part anon?

Or do women find you repugnant?

>>388439303
hemorrhoid: brapp mission

>>388439303
Yes. It was better when she wore a different outfit for each game.

>>388460925
The jew who created Patreon needs to be assassinated for bringing about the largest cancer to infect the fan work community

>>388462580
More like the retards who actually pay for it

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What really ruined Metroid is the waifu autists who can't stand going more than 5 seconds without needing to masturbate to Samus. It's why they'll talk on and on about how Metrtoid: other M is the best game ever because they can jerk off to Samus, while they'll take a massive steaming Dump on games like Metroid Prime because "duh gaijin from the west didn't get her properly".

See: Cody, giantbomb, Moviebob, Andrew Dobson, and 80% of metacritic users.

>>388462580
You mean the fairest way ever to give artists the support they rightly deserve instead of stealing and sharing without permission all their hard work?

You should be strangled.

>>388461721
tiny shit in the corner? not very obnoxious is it?

>>388462906
Go wipe the tears off your wacom shitlickear

>>388463127
>hurrfff gimme free shit I demand it durrf

>>388460925
thanks anon

I posted the low res version in hopes of someone posting the better one

>>388463127
Good one anon, you sure showed him. that'll stop that bastard wanting to get paid.

>>388445210
Sauce my good man

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>>388439927

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>>388462580
Jack is a cool guy

>>388463223
>>388463625
>srs bsns

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>>388447554
>he never finished SMB

>>388445210
Purple lipstick is greatly underrated.

>>388463713
Are you retarded?

>>388464268
Why is asking for sauce retarded, the googles provide nothing

>>388439303
Lucky fucking metroid

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>>388464384
Because you could just read the post I was replying to or check the archive.

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>>388462873
>pretending to like Prime in hopes he won't be outed
You can't hide from us, ACfag. No matter how hard you try.

>>388464704
>pretending to like Prime

That implies I didn't like Prime?

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>>388464450

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>>388439927

>>388456658
>ISRAEL had to outlaw Nazi porn in the 60s because it was a whole genre of pulp fiction that thrived in a nation that was 50% holocaust survivors
Either Nazis were just that sexy, or...

>>388465113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE

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>>388439303
Funny Samus in Power suit art>Tubes>Lewd Samus in anything>Samus in cool action situation>Plain old ZS art
You know it's true

>>388439670
spbp

>>388449745
Why do always see articles blaming men for every thing, but never women?

>>388465534
Because that's sexist anon!

>>388449745
>playing vidya with a bro
>beer and pizza
>no kids
The dudes in that picture are living the dream.

>>388439927
Is it a meme to hate on Shad yet? I think some of his pictures, like this one, are fine.

>>388439303
no team ninja fucked her right up the ass.

>>388446265
Samus hair was red right?

>>388439303
>Did they ruin her by introducing the zero suit?
This is almost a daily thread now.

What the fuck is the point of constantly asking this?

>>388466248
brown I think

>>388466259
Just answer the question, fag.

You will never have a metroid waifu give u the succ

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>>388466248
>>388466337

>>388439927
>piercings
Absolutely untermensch.

>>388466437

Don't know.
Never played Metriod.
Played lots of Metroid games, but never a metriod one.

>>388466626
>noodle arms
>no shoulders
>those brows
Poor attempt.

>>388462906
I have no qualms about an artist wanting compensation for their work. I do have qualms with the huge fuck watermark and the constant shilling about supporting them on paetron. Not only that but paetron has made it that every retard under the sun shills one now, even if they can't draw or write for shit and then you have retards who shill a paetron so they can fucking buy porn! It's cancer

>>388449745
>look mom I posted it again!

>>388439927
With everything that is bad about this picture, the worst part is her collar bone. What the fuck is going on there?

I miss when Samus was simple and was just a confident hunter who got shit done.
She didn't need anything more than that to be admirable.
Captcha: benis

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>>388449745
More like most women are total self centered whores for half their life aborting anything that grows in them till their looks start to go to shit so they trap some beta with money with a kid and retire from the party life.

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>>388466553

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>>388466553
That's with the Varia Suit.

>>388445210
>3
he can literally only draw 1 face

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>>388468067
As much as I like the Fusion Suit, the Fusion!Varia Suit will never not be vomit inducing.

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>those legs

>>388468430
Hot.

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>>388439927

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>>388468906

>>388468906
I just noticed the lue dude is jackin' it

>>388445570
You're clearly jewish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co_BhTxgWys

>>388445434
what is this from?

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>>388439927

>>388469379
Attack on Titan
an overrated action show that normalfags love

Sure do love all these people continuing to ruin the thread with their dumb >shadman meme.
I don't like his "art" either, but fuck, can't you just ignore it?

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>>388469512
>ruin
>implying this thread was good

>>388469512
"just ignoring" things is part of what made /v/ go to shit in the first place
we've got to show these faggots that they aren't welcome here

>>388469687
they don't care.
they just want attention desu

>>388464674
Not him but when I ask for sauce, I expect a link directly to the full picture. Not just a name I can look up. I'm a busy man, faggot.

>>388470191
looks like you're outta luck then.

>>388454210

I know this is super late

>leave samus to take on SA-X alone
>end up having to blow up the station
>hey samus, uh...hope you make it back to your ship in time. Good luck

>>388470191
>When I ask for help, I expect to be spoonfed directly and better not have to lift a finger myself

>>388470929
go back to /d/

at this point I honestly wish Samus had been male
quality of all the proper games would have been exactly the same, no waifu fags and other m's retarded story could have never happened

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>>388446291
>jose joseco art

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>>388449745
>mfw I'll never have children
Whoopsie

>>388471145
I have to agree. Samus could've been a cool strong female character who wasn't blatantly in your face about it, but /v/ can't stand a woman protag unless she's a slut. No wonder this board hates Metroid Prime.

>>388439303

I want those toes on my dick

>>388439303
No but she should be seen in it less frequently. A second playthrough of a Metroid game wearing the Zero Suit would be a great replayability addition. And it's fucking retarded to have ZSS be better than the Varia Suit in Smash.

>>388449745
>its men's fault that beer pizza and video games with your bro are a more fulfilling experience than the company of a woman

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>>388439303
UH, YEAH, YOU THINK?

>>388450949
>Adam was the moment at which Metroid started to suck a lot
This. I could not give any less of a fuck about his relationship with Samus. He might have been an interesting addition to the series as her bantz ship but Other M retroactively tainted his role in Fusion.

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Zero Suit is fine.
This suit right here, is why the story of Metroid has not progressed in 15 years.
>smooth round organic design is characteristic of early 00s and now very outdated
>never been used since, except for a varia suit recolor in smash and bonus content in Prime 1
>Samus is literally Metroid now
>is a fugitive on the run from the Galactic Federation
Nintendo clearly has no idea what to do with the series main plot. Which is why everything has been a prequel since Fusion. Just come up with a way for her to get the old suit back. Heck it could even be the plot of the whole game.
>samus finds a chozo planet
>finds items slowly restoring the power suit

>>388439749
Your right that is Seamus, in most games you play as her boyfriend metroid though. He looks like master chef from halo 3.

>>388474516
Nintendo doesn't give a shit about plot. They don't know how to do anything new with the gameplay and they refuse to release something without a gimmick.

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>>388471671
being an uncle is better anyways.

>>388445570
nazi outfits are pretty sweet looking
they might have lost the war but won in terms of fashion sense

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>Samus has existed for decades
>Next to no doujinshi, and what little there is is total garbage
How is it that both her and Lara Croft are immune to being in doujins?

>>388448302
>>388449518

The fuck is a Dobson? Not everyone has extensive knowledge of shitty webcomics.

>>388439303
I think so, or at least it spiraled out from then on. It used to be that her being a girl was just an, oh neat, sort of deal. But then they started making the fact she was female more and more important, culminating with Other M/Fusion turning her into a useless piece of shit stereotype.

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>>388475017
I have no siblings Anon.

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>>388474516
>character is supposed to be a bounty hunter
>is a goody two-shoes who always does missions for the government
Samus going rogue is fine. The Federation being "evil" all along is cliche as fuck, but the series takes place in goddamn outer space. They could be original for once and introduce more races and groups; so far Metroid has only been about the Chozo, the Feds and the Pirates.

They could just start the game with this suit and then make her upgrade to redesign it as the game goes along, just like it has happened in almost every game.
As far as I see it, the story could go anywhere after Fusion, but the major problem still is:
>>388475002
>They don't know how to do anything new with the gameplay and they refuse to release something without a gimmick.

>>388439303
>cool armor on the outside

>hot piece of ass on the inside

no she wasn't fucking ruined and the only people who would think she's ruined are incels

post hot samus pics like op's

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>>388475247
There's more than a few. Can't speak to their quality, but I know there are a few decent ones at least
Lara, however, is a western character, so she has the disadvantage of being gaijin trash

>>388445570
jew

>>388475838
as someone who's searched, there isn't one good one (maybe one but i haven't found it) it's all shittily drawn, rape, or both

>>388475435
Lurk 4 years before posting.

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>>388439303
No, what did the most damage to Samus was this ending screen which gave the American fans a huge boner for "MATURE, GRITTY, REALISTIC" Samus even though she never was this.

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>>388475613
i'm "uncle" to a lot of kids.
not just my siblings

>>388439303
Don't care for the face but exaggerated figures like that are the tipist of top shit.

>>388468606
When will they learn?

>>388469687
>not taking bait made this site go to shit
wew. don't you realize these trolls live fir the attention? they don't give a shit if YOU think they're not welcome.
in fact, for being such an idiot I hope they post more shadman pics just for you

>>388439670
This.

Other M was fine. Everybody crying was just lost in head cannon.

When the game says "she was raised by birds" you probably imagine some secret Jedi training and killing waves of bad guys while looking tough but you really have no idea what actually happened.

Zero Suit wasn't even a big deal as was seen in Brawl. It was a nod at looking at Samus when her health would drop to 0 and her armor would break.

They made Samus and Zero Suit separate in Smash 4 so people can have a choice of game play style, not because they needed more titty characters.

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>>388475247
That one eroqis doujin is pretty alright

>>388475247
Did Japan ever discover Lara? She always seemed like an exclusively western flavor.

>>388478801
>>>388475247
>It's now canon thanks to Federation Force

>>388478579
I want to make babies with this bounty hunter

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>>388478938
Seems like pretty reasonable to not be attracted to this...

>>388475247
Nintendo doujins are scarce for some reason.

>>388479201
Hey, you don't have to justify her with me. But Japan doesn't always care about the bustiest women. Or the ones vaguely exotic like she is.

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>>388439927

>>388479373
Artists sell their doujins at events. Nintendo is hardcore when it comes to their IPs and crack down on that shit way more than anyone else
Not worth the risk, and if you're not selling it, why bother making it

Yes, but the Zero Suit is also incredibly fappable.

>>388450059

It's the mud people who do all the breeding. White people will be extinct in 150 years the way we're going.

>>388460925

Her long-ass toenails ruin it for me

>>388479443
I'm sure there are plenty of guro doujins with nu-raider nobody bothered to pick up or advertise.

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I like how newfags don't understand that her old bikinis were way more revealing than her Zero Suit. The reason they introduced the zero suit was because they wanted to show more of Samus, but they couldn't do that if she was in a bikini.

>>388475653
>so far Metroid has only been about the Chozo, the Feds and the Pirates.
What about the Luminoth, the Bryo guys, the Prime Space Pirates were all a different species from the Zebesians too.

>>388479730

yup

>>388479063
I want to hunt that bounty.

>>388479920
>more revealing than a skin tight latex suit.

dohkay

>>388479920
maybe most oldfags didn't understand that either.
did you ever think of that?

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>>388479920
please, that's much lewder than this.

>>388480083
Id be completely alright with never seeing another Metroid game again if I got to impregnate her

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>>388479730
>>388480071
Honest question here, anons. Are you gay? Long toenails are sexy as fuck and only enhance the feet. Having short nails is gross as hell

>>388479920
Did she put on weight there?

>>388480461
Be honest, does that image you post it genuinely excite you?

>>388479920
High cut swimsuit was peak lewdness.

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>>388480385
zero mission itself also has her in less revealing stuff than the zero suit.

>>388439303
I think it did more harm than good. Yeah, we got some nice porn but holy shit did it attract some terrible people.

>>388480461
Not them but I love long toenails, its a sign of utter femininity in the same sense that some Chinese people let one fingernail grow to show they dont do physical labor

I cant get enough of Pure Sex Samus, I just wish there was more.

>>388479920
Her butt looks like a black woman's butt here. Why?

>you'll never buy samus a drink and give her a thumbs up when she looks over.

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>>388480574
Yes.
>>388480647
This guy gets it. I hate seeing girls with toe/fingernails so short. It just seems like a childish trait to me and not woman like.

>>388480886
>thinking that looks black
looks fairly flat and flabby to me

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>>388439303
No. They ruined her by giving her an Electra Complex with unresolved trauma issues from childhood. But hey, since Other M shits all over the canon of every other game in the series (even the original Return of Samus), then the game cannot be canon in and of itself.
Of course, the game coming out next month will CORRECT all that and make OTHER M fit perfectly in canon!!!

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>>388439927

>>388481039
Got anymore bud? Need to crank one out

>>388481556
>Of course, the game coming out next month will CORRECT all that and make OTHER M fit perfectly in canon!!!
>Being this paranoid
Already confirmed MSR has no dialogue

>>388481039
>This guy gets it. I hate seeing girls with toe/fingernails so short. It just seems like a childish trait to me and not woman like.
You've never slept with a woman with long toenails. If you had, you'd demand that she trim those fucks down. I mean, unless you like sleeping in blood and ER visits to get stitches in your legs.

>>388481340
>flat
Uhm, you do see the different shades of blue making up the roundess, right?

>flabby
What is "flabby"?

>>388481670
Will they need dialog to fuck it up though?

>>388481664
Her instagram is goddessmiia. Enjoy, lad.

>>388481751
I've never slept with a woman at all ;_; But even if this is the case they still look sexy as fuck breh.

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>>388450059

>Overpopulation is also a big problem

>>388476182
Vanilla featuring Samus as an actual semi-character, as opposed to a cardboard cutout of le generic slutty blonde archetype with "samuss erin" written on it would require actual story buildup, and 98% of doujin artists don't have the time for that shit

>>388480085
That's still considered clothing, and less exposed than a bikini.

>>388483739
this desu

>>388475247
>immune to doujins
>but not immune to western porn comics

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>>388483739
My idea for while has been a completely silent comic of Samus and U-Mos just relaxing together and blowing off steam mid-game. Doesn't really require much set up at all, or character writing. Just simple porn that happens to be vanilla.

But your post gives me the opportunity to make a joke about how popular SFM porn of Samus starring cosplaying Sarah Bryant is. It's hard to make a better joke about the disconnect between Metroid and its porn than a good chunk of it using a character from another series entirely. And all the bitching over it.

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She only got better.

>>388486948
I want to marry her

>>388478536
Headcanon be damned, but other M was still a pile of shit with an offensively stupid story.

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>>388487270
An understandable sentiment.

>>388489139
Samus' body in Smash is literally perfect

It makes me sad that SFM porn of "Samus" is just Sarah Bryant from DOA5

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>all sfm porn of her is of this model >>388486893
>when fucking smash 4 model exists as well

I guess the former is the one that has nipples and vagoo and no one has made a lewd smash 4 model.

>>388439927
>nazi samus
P I C K E D U P
I
C
K
E
D

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>>388439303
It only made her a bimbo and sexy AF.

>>388439927
>generic blonde nazi female
>samus
what. what part of that is samas

>>388492626
>not even a Metroid emblem in place of the cross
Agreed, pretty shit

>>388449745
>holding a controller without fingers on the triggers/bumpers

FAKE NEWS

>>388486893
The Other M design with the garish yellow hair and the green eyes is awful.
Samus has turquoise eyes and blonde hair.

>>388462906
>what is recurring gift on paypal

dude I'd rather see more of my money go to the artist and not the support system. Patreon takes waaaay more than paypal - paypal just takes a transfer fee.

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>>388480461
>>388481039
>fake nails

>>388493076
>not simply granting patronage to an artist you desire, having them living on your estate and catering to your tastes until they die.

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who does /v/ hate more. Legoman or Shadman

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>>388493943
Why would anyone hate Legoman?

>>388493943
shad is unfappable trash, legoman is fappable lazyface

>>388494060
The sameface triggers me, the cuckold porn triggers /v/.

>>388493562
When I have a 3000sqft guest house I'll do that.

>>388494060
he can only draw 1 face

Would Samus bully me down with her superhuman strength until I apologized if I tried to molest her?

>>388494862
Samus is better as a cute little sub

>>388494984
>little
mor like a big sub

>>388439927
>_______
>Turquoise rodent leaving room

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>>388494060
he never finishes a fucking drawing! i dont even care about the same face. every animu artist does same face and i jack it to them constantly. so why would it bother me know?

>>388439303
No, they ruined her by stopping making games with her in them.

>>388478536
bad suit changed her personalty crying over having to fight ridley twice has to wait for someone to give the okay to use upgrades changed her body type bad gameplay More retcons than wow but it's a fine game alright even with all this stuff retard

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>>388478801
here you go

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>>388496002

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>>388449745
Just marry a nigger, LMAO. Are you not progressive enough? Why would you want to marry a WHITE FUCKING MALE?

>>388462580
this

>>388463898
artificial intelligence was a mistake

>>388494060
Sameface and only one bodytype

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>>388460925
WHEW, this is what pure sex looks like. There's something especially hot about high tied ponytails with fluffy hair like that.

>>388498618
Samus was made for making children with

>>388460925
>>388498618
disgusting bimbo proportions

>>388439927
>shadman

>>388499139

Samus IS a bimbo fuckdoll tho.

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>>388499139
Bimbo proportions are beautiful and sexy.
>>388499748
Yes, she just likes to hide it most of the time.

>>388500185
I want to breed her until she can't hide it

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>>388466554

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>>388448302
>that doujin

>>388500829

Got a link?

>>388500967
can't, I got banned last time i provided a link

>>388501020
What's it called, then?

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>>388500317
She'd look stunning with her big round belly bulging out after 4, 5 months of growth, let alone with how much bigger it would still get.

Ever since the extended ending of Zero Mission, I've wanted a Metroid game sans the Powersuit. Just pure Zero Suit action. Samus could've been Bayonetta before Bayonetta was even a thing.

>>388501097
the wolf and the seven young goats turtle fish paint

>>388501121
She looks stunning all the time, I want to make her mine

>>388480461
>>388481039
>>388481664
>TFW not the only one who likes long toenails
I cant imagine how I would get an average girl get some

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>>388501414
Well she's my woman, sorry to say.

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>>388494060
>>388493943
>being a cuckold

>>388501986
But I want to put a baby in her

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>>388439303
>those DSLs
god damn

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>>388456658
>Nazis are "bad"

>>388439303
>>join a great game
>>only 3 years old
>>somewhat dead game
>>total of 8 active servers
>>2 server with 30 latency
>>rest is 300+
>>every single one is full

what the FUCK is up with those toenails?
and that slutty anklet?
and the eye shadow and blush and

man you gotta DELETE this right fucking now

>>388449745

Dont want my kids growing up in the lower middle class like I have. Whats wrong with waiting till you can support a child?

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>>388439303
>those toenails

>>388445570
its just the outfits anon. I like them too

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>>388478536
>you really have no idea what actually happened

Why do most people overlook the comic, pretend it doesn't exist or outright deny it as canon? Just curious. I know it wasn't the best thing in the world, but it's still there for reference.

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>>388502421
Well I've done the deed, you'll have to forget it.

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>>388439303
YESSSS THANK YOU OP
IT COULD STAY IN THE GAMES JUST DONT HAVE HER RUNNING AROUND FIGHTING IN IT
AHHHH WAIFUFAGS RUIN EVERYTHING GOOD

>>388481039

seek help
most human beings don't like harpy claws

god you're pathetic

even the average footfag would say you have total shit taste.

>>388482113
of COURSEyou've never slept with a woman at all.

>>388503136
He's shitposting and trolling for (You)s, dumbass, same as everyone who insists Other M was good.

>>388503182
You can't get a picture pregnant you virgin.

>>388456658
>There's been Nazi-themed porn produced since the moment the war ended. ISRAEL had to outlaw Nazi porn in the 60s because it was a whole genre of pulp fiction that thrived in a nation that was 50% holocaust survivors

So uh.. did any of that stuff get saved? Just wondering.

>>388468394
Not even a good face but at least it isn't a shad one.

>>388493943
at least legoman can draw feet.
kinda tired of the cuck shit though :/
leave it to /v/ to have shit taste
the correct answer is boris_(noborhys) if you're looking for samus. lotsa good pics where she's fucking donkey kong.

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>>388503364
Woah, watch out, we got a tough guy over here.

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Guys, do you think Samus lays eggs?

>>388503573
haha

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>>388503573
It would be hot.

>>388503573
I want to fertilize her eggs

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>>388503327
Nigga no lol. Long toenails are patrician taste

>>388503660
That image is fucking awful.

>>388504459
Damn those are some nice toenails.

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>Samus will never stuff you into a spare Zero Suit and fuck you senseless with her massive girlcock until you're a brainless, babydicked bimbo clone of her

>>388445570
meh, French chicks in occupied France went wild with Nazi men in uniform, it got to the point the French boys went and lynched them afterwards.
it's natural to be drawn to true beauty anon

>>388467167
Bigger the vast majority of Hentai never gets a digital release so those guys who do but and scan deserve all the support they can get.

>>388445570
>steal research about rockets and data from human experiments
>don't steal a few tips about fashion sense

what can you do

>>388439303

no, they ruined her by giving her a fat flabby ass instead of the firm, athletic ass she used to have.

>>388504771
The fact that I want this is evidence that i'll die alone. Let me down easy, pete, and make it quick.

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>>388439927

>>388466064
Its always been a meme to hate on shad. Some of his pictures are fucking ridiculous, but some are also hot as fuck. He's pretty much /ourguy/ too, and some of the stuff he puts out is genuinely hilarious.

>>388440421
This is one of my favorite Samus pics ever. The clit poking through the suit is amazing.

>>388439303
Yes.

>>388439303
>Did they ruin her in the first game?

why footfags always gotta spam their shitty fetish