You may only use vidya quotes.

>>388432249
Prodigous size does not dissuade a sharpened blade

>>388432249
Hi

>>388432249
I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit.

Salut/Hi!

I'll rip the secrets from your flesh!

Would you like to sign my petition?

>>388432249
But enough talk...have at you!

Omae wa mou shindeiru

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>>388432249
Are you a boy or a girl?

Metal Gear?

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>>388432249
Only one thing can happen when you break your oath to the Coalition.

>>388432249
ROGAN

>>388432249
What a base and trifling creature is man. Yet at once he is the master of this empyreal flow, grand as all the heavens.

Kept you waiting, huh?

>>388432249
bing wahoo *1-up sound*

>>388432662
girl

Did you say "nerd"?

>>388432249
>Itsa meee! YaHOOOO!

I'M GONNA BUST LOOSE

>>388432249
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

Surprised to see me, Crash? Like the fleas in your fur, I keep coming back!

Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back.

>>388432249
Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your life is measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.
My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of our existence.
We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.
You exist because we allow it and you will end, because we demand it.

>>388432774
(male)

Yeah, I'm Big Boss.

Mind if I cut in?

>>388432249
But how can that help? It won't change how he feels inside, will it? He'll just be trapped, forever!

Why are we still here, just to suffer...
Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?

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>>388432249
All of this just works.

Let's play a word-association game. First word: Ambrosia.

Sheesh, I know she's the manager but is she a mind reader too?!

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>>388432249
Unf.

Have you ever seen the true face of God, Exile?

You're gonna burn, alright.

>>388432249
inb4 everyone starts posting C&C quotes

>>388433036
>meme effect

Daddy screamed REAAAAAAALLLL good before he DIED

>>388433667
SHRINK NOT FROM GOD

too zeta slow

Your legs are okay.

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>>388432249
Je suis monté!

BEARER
SEEK
SEEK
LEST

>>388432249
I've got balls of steal

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THIS IS MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>388432249
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live.
There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant.
For you.
Hate.
Hate!

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I'm gonna take you for a riiiide.

Are you gonna listen to that monkey??

>>388434483
Just what I expected

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>>388432249

BING BING WAHOO

>>388432465
Fuck you leather man

>>388432249
YA LIKE THAT

What video game is this?

>>388432465
HAS A NICE RING TO IT DONT YOU THINK?

Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason.

OPEN WIDE

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Easy prey

NOW, WE ARE ONE.

>>388433036
You're just a machine. And machines can be broken!

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>>388432249

>>388432249
You need to press the square button to climb that ladder.

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>AHHHHHHHHHHHH

You're like free pizza at an anime convention.

>>388435090
>Manholes are usually on public roads
This is the one that gets me

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THAT ASS.

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

>>388432249
How terrible for you. Does juice leak out when you take a drink?

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What could possibly go wrong?

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>>388435090
god has abandoned us

>>388432249
Here comes the snow.

Improbable... No... Impossible! A machine made by the Mother Computer lost... Twice! I guess it's time to take matters into my own extremities!”

>>388432249
Time for a bit of the rough n' tumble.

>>388432249
I'm really feeling it!

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>>388435090

He was just joking right....right?

>>388435090
*do not do this*

WOLOLO

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>>388434834
Check this

>>388436212
if he was why would he convey it through a spread sheet?

>>388432249
No Man's Sky will feature multiplayer

>>388432249
Number one: In 1945 corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay
about 5 percent. Number two: In 1900 90 percent of Americans were self-employed;
now it's about two percent. It's called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations, weaken
individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time.

>>388432249
Report to the ship as soon as possible
We'll bang, okay?

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"It was just a prank Han"

>>388436329
That's terror.

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>>388436305

He's just...really dedicated...haha..

>>388432249
You motherfucker piece of shit gangbanger cock sucker.

This place was like Baghdad with G-strings.

>>388432249
Want me to drill you?

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>>388432249
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION

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>>388434483
>yfw there will never be a Marvel versus Capcom racing game
>if there were it would not include X-Men

>>388437157
shhh...

Disney is listening.

>>388432249
YOU'LL CHOKE ON THREE POUNDS OF STEEL!

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>>388436305
Don't answer that.
A rhetorical question.

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>>388432249
Mucha shaka paka...

>>388432249
Have you heard of the High Elves?

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>>388432249
WE HAVE PLACED NUMEROUS BEACONS ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMULTANEOUS AND DEVASTATING DEEP-STRIKES. THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER "STEEL RAIN".

Gary ? AHAH GARY !!!

>>388435090
Damn, he got some serious game, he should become a writer for Bioware.

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>>388435090
(bring oil)

>>388435090
Every time I read this I keep finding something new to laugh at.

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>>388432249

I'm using tilt controls!

>>388432249

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

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>>388432249
"Like mother like daughter"

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>>388435090
>Haha i'd tentacle rape you if i was an octopus!
I bet she couldnt keep her clothes on after that one

>>388434108
was this from ogre tactics?

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

>>388432249
Endure. In enduring grow strong.

>>388433628
BITCH I AIN'T GOIN BACK TO JAIL

>>388432249
Ware wa meshia nari! HAHAHAHA

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There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber

>>388432249

ITS A DUD!!!

>>388437753
WAKE UP GARY

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>>388432249
YOUR TONGUE MAKES DEBTS MY SWORD COLLECTS

CUMS NOW THE KING OF BONES

Get information, now!

>>388435090
>press down-right-square to get laid
If only it worked like that

>>388432249
Gives me coniptions.

>>388438998
You´re batshit insane!

>>388439212
I miss my bones

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>>388432249
GET A LOAD OF THIS
GET A LOAD OF THIS
GET A LOAD OF THIS

>>388432249
Don't fuck with THIS senator

>>388432249
You have arrived, but our records don't show from HU-WHERE.

her boobs look misplaced.

>>388432249
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YKNOW

>>388439040
I want to grab those cheeks and squeeze them (no homo though)

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I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!

The sky and the cosmos are one

>>388432249
I'm interested in this.

Critical Bitch

>>388432249
I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large. A number six with extra dip. A number seven. Two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

>>388432249
Is that from that NSFW comic? Is that the one where the punchline is that Gordon Freeman is a mute?

Oh, I feel it. I can feel the cosmos.

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>>388432249

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>>388432249

>>388432249
I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck

5 Minutes should be plenty

>>388432249
Those who survive a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible. I bet you do too, buddy.

>>388432249
Mind if i cut in?

Eat shit and die

>>388432249
What do you mean!? Kill them and bring them happiness!

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Daddy screamed REAL good, before he DIED!

>>388435090
This shit is never not funny.

Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

>>388439663
I'll kill you AND the night!

Falco, where are you going??!!

He who wields a minigun, fears not.
(ancient proverb)

>>388432249
I said my sword was a tool of justice
not used in anger
not used for vengeance
but now, now i'm not so sure
and besides, this isn't MY sword

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>>388432249
M0 wahc, A um dek olac. A hico eloh kxo mud0 tadejuih kharoj. 0ei joo, A mijk sedkhec kxaj fcudok nakx vouh. Ekxohnajo kxo kharoj ucnu0j kh0 ke vawxk uwuadjk mo. 0ei tuho ke sxuccodwo mo? De-edo sud tovouk General Scales!

You have exactly 5 seconds to explain what I'm doing here. And 2 seconds have just passed...

>>388432249
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!

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Why not? After all we share the same blood. I'll just use more of yours to undo daddy's little spell.

>>388432249
IM GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

We can do this the hard way, or my way... They're basically the same thing.

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My foreskin is augmented.

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>>388432249
I can control your pacemaker remotely. Wanna see what two hundred and fifty beats per minute feels like?

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YOU LOOK LIKE SCHEIßE TODAY

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Double the gun, double the fun!

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>>388432249
Shit! Fuck! DIE! AHHH! *Stomp* *Stomp* *Stomp*

Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child

Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets.

HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY!

>>388440759

>you will never be able to set your heartrate to 250 BPM on demand while in the gym

fuck DMAA and yohimbe man I want that shit.

Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves

We're meeting G over THERE.

A meaningful loss is much better than an empty victory

Failsafe? Is that some kind of vault which you keep all your fail in? Because, I love ya Quinn, but a failsafe is sounding more and more like an apt description of this mission.

>>388437157
no one remembers the x-men

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You're pretty good.

>>388432249
Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack

>>388439040

Stupid sexy Flanders

Hey, didn't I just kick your ass two rooms back?

Through fire justice is served!

>>388435090
That kid probably got blowjobbed to death.

F

I've got balls of steel.
Balls balls balls balls
Blow it out your ass

I SUCK BALLS ALL DAY JUST BECAUSE I LIKE IT SO MUCH

Well, off to visit your mother!

>>388432249
Tohp eyah

>>388432249
SUBMIT
SUBMIT
CUM GUARDIAN

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>>388435090
>I'll make your life a living shell

>>388442909
I FUCK MAN ASS

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>>388435090
guaranteed pussy

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>>388435090
>I'd hate to juggle, but I'd like to snuggle
The fucking madman

>>388432774
It's a girl?
A girl! We've got a daughter, Catherine!
A beautiful healthy baby girl!

Another settlement needs our help, I'll mark it on your map.

HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY

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>>388432249
>That face makes me want to do TERRIBLE things to you

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOAAAAAAM

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>>388432249
LIGHT THE FUSES BITCHES IM READY TO BLOW

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Stay away from da voodoo

>>388432774
Then why should /v/ care?

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>>388432249
I am about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice

>>388432249

DEMON FANG
DEMON FANG
DE-
DE-
DEMON FANG
DEM-
DEMON FANG

FIRST I WHIP IT OUT
THEN I THRUST IT
WITH GREAT FORCE
EVERY ANGLE
IT PENETRATES
UNTIL, WITH GREAT STRENGTH
I RAM IT IN
In the end, we are all satisfied
And you are set free.

>>388441097
Nigga you want someone to go Watch Dogs on your ass?

It's escapism! Can't you see? It's not healthy!

SHIT
ROCK
YEAH

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>>388432249

>>388432249
50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town

I'm coming for you, you Nazi fucking space man.

Why do you believe that birds fly?
- Pope Shawn Carter Artorias

>>388432249
I've got a quest for you.
Stay a while and listen.
Quickly in and quickly out is all the advice I can give you.

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The smell of rotting fish is almost unbearable, but we must find it's source.

>>388432249
SOAKED TO THE BONE

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Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

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>>388432709
You got 10 seconds to beat it before i add you to the list of nsf casualties.

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>>388432249
I WANT THAT SOURCE

>>388432249
Yep, that's a cow alright

>>388432249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNnL_w9rhsY

>>388434021
CAME HERE FOR THIS!

Whatever.

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>>388432249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNJRRR3jKcY

Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls, wrap them around your fucking mouth

Your father helped me like that, too!

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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WILL BE WORSE
RIP AND TEAR
UNTIL IT'S DONE

>>388435090
this hurts to read

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>>388432249
Come on baby, daddy needs a bullseye.

>>388435090
pussy slayer supreme

>>388432249
>>388434614
This is scared ground heathen, you do not belong here. But God has sent you so that I may bathe in your blood too

Youre pretty good

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>>388432249
Let's see some I.D.

>>388435090
https://yuki.la/vg/90814909#p90839838

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>>388432249
you wanna piece of meat, boy?

>>388432249
PICK A GOD AND PRAY!

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>>388435090
physical
pain

>>388453347
Somebody call for an exterminator?

I'M GONNA RENOVATE YOUR ASS

>>388432249
Giddy up, pardner!