What are some good games where you have a beard and mustache,

wITCHER 3

Are beards and mustaches make up for men?

>>388431780
Shaved Snake, a hero denied his beard.

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>>388431780

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>>388431897
My beard is not an affectation!

>>388432392
Then you wouldn't mind shaving it

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>removing the only things that make Big Boss look good;

>>388432392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs

Is there a more manly way to sit down?

>>388431897
Kinda of, yeah. But at least it's natural.

>>388431780
Witcher 3. Also, that looks seriously ugly

>>388431780
I think you can shave at the start of heavy rain. Not that it's a good game though.

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>>388431897
Unfortunately, yes

>>388432539
he still looks pretty fucking good though, thats just an awkward angle.

>>388431780
Mad Max

>>388431897
kinda, except some guys look better clean shaven, while careful use of makeup will make any woman look better.

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This thread again?

Also, Witcher 3

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>>388431780

>>388431897
tfw still can't grow a beard

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Deadly Premonition

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>>388431780
>>388434398

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>>388432541
HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS

WHAT THE FUCK

>>388431897
It helps me hide my weak chin, I must confess.

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>>388431897
No.

>>388435708
The virgin beard.

Now someone post the Chad chin.

>>388435708
Shave those face pubes.

>>388431780
>job interview snake

>>388435708
Ken Sama fuck off

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Is there any way to "improve" my beard growth? Or am I forever cursed by my shitty genes?

>>388435954
No, I look very weird without a beard, trust me. One of those few cases where a beard makes somebody less creepy looking.

>>388436264
High protein diet.

>>388435706
Jonathan Frakes has an old back injury or something that stops him from sitting normally.

>>388436264
Get older
try minoxidil
try expensive treatments

other than that you might be fucked son

>>388435706
Like >>388436564 said he has an injured back, on top of this they were manlet chairs and he was mega tall compared to everyone.

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>>388436264
>haven't shaved for a couple of weeks
>look in mirror
>not bad
>try to get a side view
>look like a chernobyl survivor

Fucking hell, I have decent growth on my chin, but on my cheeks it grows fucking awful, like grass in Skyrim on the Switch. And I don't want some edgy faggot goatee.

dayz

>>388437015
Beggars can't be choosers.

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>>388437015
>Get decent growth but have a slightly patchy beard
>The other side of my face grows beard faster than the other
CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACES

>>388431897
no
women put effort and time in make up
men don't do anything and they get the beard

i'd say shaving your beard is the closest thing

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>>388437398
*pieces

just kill me now

>>388431897
Of course.

Consider the following: people associate symmetrical faces with beauty. If your lower face looks like shit, grow a symmetrical beard, and suddenly your attractiveness is at least 50% higher. It's math.

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wait a minute that stance

>>388432541
>I'M ON A HORSE

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>>388436264
eat tons of red meats. Also once your beard comes in and stops growing, shave it. Once it grows in it will grow in again thicker, at least that's how it feels. Dont know if it's a fact tho

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>>388434685
Shave your fucking face, York.

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Looks nothing like Keifer Sutherland, holy shit.

>>388438956
Looks more like Snake Plissken

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>>388436264
pay a visit to your local trichologist, he'll tell you what to do
>tfw my bread is completely fucked and doesn't grow, need a transplant
JDISMA

>>388431780
Nioh

>>388432541
things manlets will never understand

>>388431897
No they're extra haircuts

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>>388432541
Manlets will NEVER EVER pull off the chair straddle that smoothly

it hurts

>>388436264
minoxidil works.

>>388437501
maintaining a good looking beard takes a lot of effort.

>>388431780
Someone edit this with the [LAUGHTER STOPS] caption.

>>388435193
The 2nd is actually MSX Snake. Filename is still true I guess. but even with the beard BB looks pretty generic.

>>388432392
Something about Riker always bothered me. He seemed like too much of a Mary Sue.

>>388438623
>every bit of footage I can find of someone playing DP
>they never shave
>every time
Come on, you can shave even during the otherworld parts, you're just being lazy.

>>388441559
look, some men are just perfect

>>388431780
I like this, kill me

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>>388439453
What about that Iroquois Plisskin guy? Do you think maybe BB is his dad?

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>completely shaved for like the first time in a year last night
>realize that I kinda forgot what I looked like

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>>388442684

>>388442684
When you have to go shitpost on /v/ at 5 but duel the Cardinal's men at 6

>>388437015
Loved this movie.

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>>388441412
Gotcha

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>>388431780
>tfw "Fallout" 3 and 4 lets you do this but not Fallout New Vegas

>>388443257
BB didn't need a double, he just needed to shave and BAM! he's a diferent man

>>388434685
Was about to post this. Great taste.

>>388431780
hhhhh

>>388437752
>eat tons of red meats.
Fuck off with your memes. Unless he's still going through puberty, then it's game over.

>>388443572
but then who will build Zanzibar Land?

I still have baby face and small hands
I'm worried i'm gonna grow like my dad he never got a manly looking face until he was 25?

>>388443446
The Kings have a barber and OWB's auto-doc had barber routine.

>>388444071
People keep telling me I have the hands of a pianist and I still have no fucking idea what they mean by that.

>let beard grow in game
>romantic interest comments positively on it

I like that. Not many games do it. Not the beard growing or complimenting it, but generally, player appearance doesn't get talked about much by NPCs.

I'm curious, does anyone on /v/ look like OP's image?

>>388443257
Saved.

>>388431897
No, facial hair is the natural state of a man's face. Close shaves are the closest thing to make up.

>>388444651
Try existing in any social strata other than the homeless while sporting an unkempt beard (because, you know, hair cosmetics are for the gays), you'll surely make a killing.

>>388444252
how bout you ask them?

>>388432541
Manlet here, I just tried to do this and smashed my dick. What surgery do I need to look up to get fix my baby legs and be a man.

>>388445129
Eat spinach like Popeye, then you'll be big and strong, while not being a damn manlet!

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>>388445129
This will solve your problem one way or the other

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>>388432392
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs

>>388445129
Negroplasty

>>388445129
Start playing basketball. Basketball players all seem to be tall as fuck and I find it hard to believe it's a coincidence.

Imagine this babyface performing a CQC slam on me.

I'd scream in laughter, not pain and agony.

>>388444252
>People keep telling me I have the hands of a pianist

Long fingers

>>388431897
Yes, but not always

>>388434013
Face it anon, without facial hear or a bandana, or even that eyepatch, it's not Big Boss.

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V without a mustache or beard looks like chris-chan.

>>388431780
Nioh

>>388442663
Big Boss got his balls melted off in a nuclear test. he can't have children.

>>388442663
Now that I think about it, Pliskin looks more like Chris Pratt, everytime I play MGS2

>>388442663
truly missing link in mgs saga

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>>388431780
SHE WAS SHAVING HERSELF

>>388434398
What's this pic from.

>>388449478
A mod that uses Bossu's model to make him more like MG1 Snake

>>388434617
fuck.... same

Make him bald

>>388431897
Solid Snake looks good without a beard

>>388436264
You're pretty much cursed

>>388434685
This.

>>388447697
>it's not Big Boss.
at least he's still tall if you ignore everything in V canons