Where were you when Street Fighter V won?
>>388420725
In an alternate timeline.
i seriously hope capcom goes bankrupt
>>388420725
>all the mudslimes wetting htemselves with literal WE logic
nail on the coffin.
She looks fun
>>388420725
>he thinks this will help SFV's abysmal sales
lol
SFV problems are so deep and so layered they would have to build the game from the ground up again, adding new characters will not save this game. Fucking AKUMA could not save this game's sales and he is probably the most popular SF character in the west.
>>388420725
this character was predicted several months ago. anyone who is surprised is outing themselves as not actually following SFV news.
>>388421118
well it doesn't help that it's the worst akuma has ever looked in SF, he's like some dirty lion with a topknot
>>388420892
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>>388421121
STOP COMPLAINING AND GO FAP TO THE CHOCOLATE GODDESS RIGHT NOW YOU FAGS
>>388421194
Yeah, it just goes to show you how much of a shit-show SFV is. Akuma should have generated sales alone, yet they royally fucked his shit up.
>>388421225
Fuck off waifufag, SFV is trash.
>>388421225
She's not chocolate she's caramel you fucking troglodyte.
She is ugly compared to Rose.
How can you guys hate THIS?
>>388421225
>IT MAKES ME HORNY SO ITS GOOD, BUY THE FUCKING GAME AND THE BOTH OF THE SEASON PASSES
No, i can jerk off to her without buying her game and her DLC. I can see her naked for free thanks to rule 34
>>388421225
I don't fap to singular images, it's real porn or slutty doujinshi, i get nothing from unsexualized clips of badly proportioned SFV characters
>>388421347
nope, definitely chocolate
>>388421384
You can do so, so much better than this. Literal historical depictions of cleopatra are more attractive than this.
>>388421384
M U H
>>388420725
Hey its Eliza from Skullgirls
>>388421225
Yeah, you're about 3 years too late. She's just a shitty knockoff of a REAL waifu
>>388420725
WTF I love SFV now
fucking BORING character, and Im pretty sure most people in this thread are capcom employees.
>>388420725
A "waifu" isn't worth a game.
>>388421582
truly the superior woman. i'd let her step on me with her heels and her skeleton feet
>>388421582
Not my waifu, but came here to post something similar to this.
Nothing makes my dick harder than egypt women, but I'm not gonna pick up a fighting game for that alone.
>>388421758
Says you, I bought Nier Automata just for 2B
>>388421582
>eliza design
>original
Dude.
>>388421863
Where'd I say that?
she looks far better than Kolin and Ed so that's an improvement on season 2
>>388421805
Literally brick yourself.
>>388420725
I was at work slaving away because I never cared about education and now I have take care of old as fuck people that have dementia to earn my living.
>>388421863
>implying she's not
uh okay there buddy you wanna point out any other egyptian goddess characters that can have their skeleton jump out of their own skin?
>>388421805
NieR is a rare exception because it's an actually good game.
>>388421805
And then she dies halfway into the game
WE
>>388422024
doesn't matter, I don't intend to play it anytime soon, too busy with Dota at the moment
>>388422059
WUZ
>>388422157
KUWEENZ
>>388422024
lmao
>>388421582
They even have the same god damned eye color.
>>388422024
Nier is literally proving the rule because it isn't a good game at all and people just praise it for every non gameplay aspect.
>It's a "Third Strikers still pretend SFV is bad to deflect attention away from their game that killed fighting for 10 years" episode
>>388422024
>shit open world
>shit bosses
>boring gameplay
>awful cast
>"good" game
lol
Playing Tekken.
>>388422263
third strike was a dud but sfv is worse, ST and alpha 2 are the best SF games
>>388420725
>Delicious brown
>Cute as fuck
>Makes cat poses
>Barefoot
>Belly dances
God the porn is gonna be good
>>388422263
>little amounts of people on /v/ are starting to like SFV now
When did this fucking board start becoming a contrarian bunker?
>stirrup stockings
>stepping on her opponent's face
>>388422263
Nah, I just think SFV is shit. It's not fun to play. It needs to be faster. Also every non-dlc character should've been playable from the start, or just do it like SF4.
>>388421582
Make me think of Rose more than that.
>>388422371
SFV hate is a fucking meme. The game has problems but it isn't even half as bad as everyone blows it up to be.
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>>388422348
>hating on third strike
GUTTER
TRASH
you guys still have to play street fighter to maybe play this character
so it's still worthless. stop playing capcom games.
>>388422357
I'm already fapping to the trailer itself, porn of her will literally kill me.
>>388422463
No it's just the worst of the current round of fighting games. GG, Tekken, BB, KOF, etc. are all better.
>>388422463
People calling SFV hate a meme is a meme. There's a reason it's the worst selling SF game ever and the Japanese call it "Obligation Fighter".
>>388422509
>Dudley
My nigga certainly.
>>388420725
Won what? The worst fighting game award?
>hey Guys, we need a new idea for a character
>remember that broken character from the last Soul Calibur?
>let's just make her Egyptian and call it a day. Nobody played that game for more than 5 minutes anyway
They even ripped off several of her moves.
>civilization 6 did better >>388421582
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>>388422509
I thought it was "cut that trash"
also
>playing dudley in 3s
everybody hates you even more than they hate chun and yun players.
>>388422617
You and me both brother, my dick hasn't been this scared since Marina debuted
>Hot brown Egyptian poon
Looking fun to play definitely helps. Capcom still knows how to takes us to brown town.
>>388421384
I dont hate it but those proportions look off, i'm sure this would look way better if it was 2D and made in the SFA style.
>>388422698
>Viola
>broken
lol hard countered by any of the greeks
has like no range except one or two side steppable moves
cant wait for tharja.pak
>>388422765
I won't lie. I would find this body type hot if the girl was white but now she just looks like some hungry african nigger.
>>388422765
coon town?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2W3-vbmcQ
>>388421225
jokes on you
all of the shiposters on /v/ are homosexuals
>>388422263
>implying its not 09ers mad that V killed their precious sleep fighter 4 vortex edition
>>388423671
Even the Japs hate SFV, give it up.
>>388423776
Japs have shit taste and Metroid Other M is their favorite in the series. What's your point?
>>388424119
That everyone hates SFV
>>388423776
>Even the Japs hate SFV
Source?
>>388424585
Japs call SFV "Obligation Fighter"
>>388420725
> we have to make her black
> why?
> because some group of idiots in the US will shout really loud on Tumblr if we don't
>>388424780
Source?
>>388424925
face it anon, despite it not being historically accurate more people think ancient egyptians were black than white and this is why it's done
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>>388425126
Egyptians weren't black but they sure as fuck weren't white you idiots. She has the right skin tone for an Egyptian.
>>388424925
that's not black tho
she's brown
but she's not black
Now Rose will never be in.
I wanted my high heeled cake.
>>388425361
Rose is Bison's sloppy seconds
>>388424925
>>388425126
Gameplay is still terrible
Addition of a chocolate goddess is irrelevant
>video has better like bar than abigail
and here I really thought it was about the game being 50/50 rushdown fighter and not 'muh characters should all be pretty'
I guess I overestimated people
>Muslim
Uh, sweetie, she's Coptic Orthodox.
>>388421194
And also the most unfun akuma iteration to this date. He's not just fun to play. I want 3s or IV akuma back, not this garbage.
>>388421791
>gyptian
>white
>>388425506
>people unironically think white people think ancient egyptians were white
Egyptians have ALWAYS been portrayed as light brown people. It's only up until recently that dumbass Americans are trying to push that all of Egypt was black.
>>388425837
Abigail was in a spit in the face compared to everything else at evo
>Geese
>Jubei
>Blazblue x fighter
>Skullomania/Darun
>Trunks
>A big fucking retard
Do you not remember that they accidentally used his v-trigger model for the trailer too? He looked like a balloon
>>388425837
>people should be ashamed of liking pretty characters
whats up with all the WE WUZ shit lately
its literally everywhere
>>388422024
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>>388422265
>tfw bought Nier: Automata not too long ago
Usually I ignore what people say and see for myself, but seeing as how I got Automata on a whim that it might be good I'm hoping it pans out.
>>388426289
never said that
I just wanted to believe that all the fury was over how the game has been handled
>>388421582
And she's a knockoff of Menace from Queen's Blade you uncultured swine.
>>388422024
automata's gameplay is just bayonetta's but bad
>>388426752
Combat is fluid and enjoyable to watch, but simple and bare-bones. That's the only iffy part about this game, the rest is fucking 11/10.
>>388427003
yeah boy those god awful bosses and unlikable characters are a real 11/10
>>388427068
The only boss I took issue with was the Ocean Colossus, and I didn't dislike any of the characters.
>>388421384
MUMMY WANT MILKIES
>>388427003
>>388427068
Well so far I'm enjoying it. Hell I actually like 2B and 9S more than I thought I would because originally I figured they'd be bland 1s and 0s so I wasn't expecting them to exhibit emotions and humor. Gameplay isn't so bad either though I'm not exactly wild about the first few bosses I faced.
>>388427851
If you didn't think the Adam fight was the hypest shit you can get the fuck out of the thread right now
>>388427980
>Adam
The first things you fight is a bunch of heavy weight machinery and giant that keeps saying kill. Who the hell is Adam?
Where are her shoes?
>>388422617
>>>/i/514354
It begins
Why are shotos always being nerfed? That's what Dan is for.
>>388430207
it sucks
>>388421384
reminds me of this
>Another barefoot character
Well, at least Capcom seems to know their audience.
While I hate SFV, I won't deny that it has more fap material than any other fighting game on the market right now.
>>388421039
>All muslims share the same ethnicity.
>Egyptian women look like this Jap cartoon some guy designed to appease both the SJWs and virgin pol rednecks.
Woah so this is the power of polshits,
I was looking forward to her but, honestly, I'm not impressed overall. Her animations are janky as fuck with disjointed poses thrown in with no sense of timing or smoothness in the transition. Absolutely hate the playstyle. This is the kind of shit best left to anime fighters, just like Juri's new mechanics. No-one wants or needs it in SF.
>waifufags
>>388422445
She SHOULD remind you of Rose. Her moves make constant references to Soul Power, including a Soul Throw attack.
Menat looks like shit.
Stupid helmet head bowl haircut is just awful.
Outfit is really dumb looking too, like it's more futuristic looking than Egyptian. Way too much use of purple too. Nothing appealing about this design at all.
The story and battle outfits at least look Egyptian and hood covers the awful hair but it's still not great. Abigail was unironically the best reveal so far.
i like how they made her flat everywhere so as to not offend the feminists when she appears on espn without being fully covered. oh wait, her main costume is also completely covering her
wow, what a great game. let me get my wallet out
>>388433236
But you know they're refined because they got that hime cut.
>30th Anniversary for Street Fighter this month
>all we're getting is 4 new costumes and Rose's apprentice in SFV
Defend this.
>>388433330
>Flat
You're an idiot who probably thinks the comical TnA mods look good.
I guess I shouldn't have expected much. Rose sucked, and her apprentice sucks too. For being from Egypt she should have attacked with those hook blades you always see pharaohs using and some snakes. Orbs and crystal balls are more Romania gypsy things.
>>388433759
You are under the false impression Capcom gives a shit about this series.
>>388434006
It's called a khopesh.
>>388434284
Thanks. Yeah that thing. That would have been cool. I honestly can't think of any video game character that uses those things.
>>388420725
>Every character has huge swollen feet
How the fuck do you people get off from female SFV models? That shit instantly kills my boners.
>>388435068
It's a gameplay decision. Everyone has fat hands and feet so it's easy to see them from a distance and read moves.
>>388435369
I don't buy it. Every other fighting game doesn't need to turn their characters into sasquatches.
>>388435670
Whether you like it or not, that's Capcom's official explanation.
>>388425506
all fucking three of them are wrong, such a shit image