>brb smoke break

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>>388409354
>teammate has mic in voice activation
>shit latino music plays and children yelling and crying in the distance
South europeans and their unability to play without background noise is the worst cancer.

HE IS GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>push to talk
>bong rip
>cough
>i'm SOOOOOOOO HIGH BREHHHHH

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>>388409354
>BRB smoke break
>They're gone for a solid 20 minutes
>Finally come back
>5 minutes later
>BRB smoke break

If you have to smoke that much, you need help.

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>gonna join the army
how do i break the news to steam friends i regularly play with or should i just be offline for years then comback on then explain?

>>388409931
Try not being autistic and telling them?

>low test so voice didn't drop and sound like a woman
>people on my team constantly hit on me and white Knight me and I just want to play videogames

>>388409597
>latino music
>south european
It's always so easy to spot americans

>>388409931
>years

>>388409931
Just fucking tell them you queer, jesus.

>>388410034
But he's right.
t."south" european

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>>388409983
>>388410043
>just tell them lmao
ok

>>388410036
>years
yes i'll just stop playing games for a few years to focus on my career, maybe never play them ever again but just come on team years later to say hi

>>388409931
odds are youre gonna get new friends
speaking from experience

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>>388409828
>brb smokebreak
>2 and a half hours later
>yeah sorry guys some friends came by and we to get some food

>>388409828
If you have to smoke that much, you probably smoke while doing other things and don't take dedicated smoke breaks.

>>388409931
put it in your name

>>388410026
No idea if this is ironic shitpost, but damn every single call center shill unironically thinks I'm a middle aged woman. I'm a 22 dude, I fucking hate myself.

>>388409931
add this to your steam profile
there's a field right below your name

>>388410036
2 years of regular service and 3 for navy

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Literally what games. And don't tell me MMOs in the age of 2017.

>>388410124
>focus on career
>in the army

Nigger, you'll be doing fuck all to focus on. You'll be using vidya as a means of reminding yourself you have a brain once you get to your first duty station.

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>open mic
>cum guzzling vape noises

>>388410192
It's not and I'm 28. Every time I have to call my bank or ISP or shit they never fucking believe I am who I say I am because of my voice.

>>388410315
but im going for the officer role, surely they get shit to do right?

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>fucking 7-9 yr old playing
>think its a fucking girl

>every time

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>>388409354
>HORRIBLE PARROT SQUAWKS
>encouragement
>MORE HORRIBLE PARROT SQUAWKS

>>388410276
Any team based game
Any MMO before 2017
That was difficult

>>388410192
>>388410349

lmao

>>388409708
>playing RDR
>Bongripper420 joins your game
>"Yo guys I need to hit that shit"
>bong rip"
>runs against the wall for the rest of the round

>>388409931

kys

>>388410349
Consider low doses of steroids for a few months.

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>>388409828
>Have friend
>He literally has to smoke every half hour
>Gets up and leaves in the middle of ranked games
>MFW

Fuck smokers.

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>*loses8
>"uhh..i gotta go"
everytime

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>>388409354
>playing MP games

>>388410797
Well I would say that's your fault for playing "ranked" games. Not everybody wants to waste his time in a skinnerbox simulation.

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>brb dying

>>388409354
His posture really bothers me.

>>388413461

sitting with your arms too high is a real good way to get RSI

>>388413529
Look how he drinks, he doesn't really tilt his head back so much as his neck sinks down like a turtle. Like his neck is too weak to support his head or something.