You enter the world of the last game you played. Describe how

>>388403298
Lived until I was middle aged.
Died in the swimming pool because God hates me.

>>388403425
The sims?

>>388403451
10/10

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>either zombies burst in and eat me
>not even one day

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>>388403298
Walk out the door-

>>388403298
>play cards and have fun drinking in taverns
>die on my way home getting drowned or abducted to another dimensons

Drowning is the most likely cause of death. Or getting eaten by fish.

>>388403672
Subnautica

>live in sonic's world
>can't get to the convenience store because of all the loop de loops
>hunt the little animals

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>>388403752
is it... Sonic?

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Safe, I remember almost everything about this game so I'm good; might get tricky if I don't have a menu.

>Try to make a short cut
>Jump down 3 feet
>Dies

>>388403793
No

>>388403831
Witcher 3

>Try to make a break for the human village
>little girls hunt me down and eat me alive

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>>388403298
>be 20 or 30 somethimg average joe
>morning commute on the subway
>out of nowhere train goes off the rails
>mfw I'm gonna be late for work

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>>388403930
thats actually pretty kinky anon i look forward to learning this game oh boy

>>388403298
I just spend the rest of my life fishing and collecting capes
ez

>>388403895
Shadow the Edgehog

I'd either starve or go insane, probably because I lack the proper knowledge and motivation to live in a wilderness where decorative tables come to life and follow me around in my peripheral vision at night.

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Touhou, I get lost on the forest and I get killed by a youkai.

>>388403298
Rainbow Six: Siege
I feel I already live in this world.

>>388403298
Tekken. Itd be okay if I wasnt a fighter

>live peacefully for a few years
>some fuckers drop from orbit screaming "OI"
>stepped on

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>>388403963
Whatever floats your boat.

Perhaps 10 years in most of the world (death resulting from infection, disease, accidents, violence: the typical historical causes for adult death), 30 years in Pangaea (given that they've cast Gift of Health and disease and injury shouldn't be a problem but otherwise the same deal) and a month in Lemuria (starvation).

>walk down the street
>bump into someone
>they beat me up using crazy moves
>shoot me with guns, stab me with knives and pummel me with bats
>I still survive. I actually never die in this world.

>>388403298
few days
at first i just played my guitar
but than glowing eyes killed me in in my sleep

>>388403952
Metro Manager or whatever that minimalistic one is called.

>>388403298
>how long you'd survive
About 3-4 seconds
>what caused your death
Mauled and/or eaten by a horde of demons

>>388403547
Left 4 dead?

>>388403994
Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, actually:^)

>>388404210
Get out of here stalker.

>>388403970
Runescape?

>>388404393
ye

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>how long I survive
Depends if I can get a watch, but hopefully if I can just free enough shit from the crank one of them will give me one at some point
>cause of death
ghost shenanigans, probably related to the king who straight up killed a kid for saving him, it would be fun for a bit at least

>stuck in some floating area in space or something
>too afraid to try and leave

i'm not special enough to be in the overwatch crew, so i'm just one of those npc's in the rally i guess.

>>388403952
p5

>>388404108
I'd much rather live in the Tekken universe as myself. Watching fights would be much more entertaining. Fuck McGregor vs Mayweather, I wanna see Paul fight Marshall Law

>>388404439
Dead Space

>>388404460
Bingo!

>>388404490
Nope.

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Enter the Ark.

Might live for a couple days if I'm out in the middle of fucking nowhere. In that scenario I'll live long enough to starve to death, in the scenario which I'm around anything I get killed by a grunt almost instantaneously.

>>388403298
>Midgame
>Come across a dude with a flamethrower and get burned to death instantly.

>>388403298
>Probably a few years depending on how good my tactics are
>Captured by the enemy and raped to death

>>388404439
Prey?

Eiter vivisected, die from wierd goo or just continue to live own life. Or die due overworking as pop star

>>388403298
>leave first settlement
>killed by giant fire spewing dragonflies

>Probably until old age, so long as I have cat backup and guild approval
>Without out it, hip-check that shouldn't have connected

>Comedy Night
Guess i'll live

>>388403298
>open chest in a dungeon
>serpent-like creature tries to eat my face
>closest helper jumps to her death instead of helping
>"It's so small, it doesn't pose a thread to us!"
>gets eaten before the rest of the my dickheaded party gets their shit together

>>388405839
Mon hun 2

>live until about middle age
>some fucking chinamen go full on jackie chan and kick my shit in because im not affiliated with them and dont pay protection money for my shitty fake dvd stand

>>388404261
doom
>>388406129
dragons doggo

>>388406286
Sleeping Dogs?

>>388406529
correct, honestly surprised people remember it

>>388406483
>Doom
Correct!!

>>388406560
>GTA with kung fu and parkour
I hope they make a sequel

>>388403298
Survive until i ran out of drugs and a monster bites of my head.

A couple of minutes. Angry pickles will devour me.

>become a wealthy gatherer and craftsman
>live a mostly safe life in a desert town
>fuck shortfolk and catgirls every day
I can deal with this universe

>>388403298
>derelict kingdom of bugs
>get infected by some orange shit
>some knight cuts me open and i explode

>>388406669
Lisa

>>388403298
>I survived 60 days and died because I built a wooden panic room and a fire wolf set it on fire with me inside

>>388407369
Don't starve?

>>388403298
>one day
>Murdered in the steppes by bandits

evil within... not long...

I'm browsing 4chan and happen to read a /pol/tard spamming /v/ with a thread about how there was definitely someone behind the freak accident where the politician had a chandelier drop on top of him. I chuckle and move on with my life.

>>388403569
-get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

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>Teammate with nep profile pic shoots me in the back and t-bags me
>We had barely just spawned

>>388403298
2 minutes, hit by a bladed car multiple times, while watching football match on stadium.

>>388407792
CSGO?

>>388407451
mount and blade?

>>388407906
Guess again

Went to get a coffee, got murdered by my coffee mug.

>>388408017
Prey 2017

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>>388407943
Yep

>>388403298
> how long you survive
A few months I guess, in some heavily secured secret bunker swarming with bodyguards.
> what caused your death
A enemy operation targeting me specifically. Either just cut down randomly during the fight, or captured to be vivisected.

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>Warhammer total war

Oh dear

>>388408080
Bingo.

>>388406657
Canceled sadly

>>388404246
Mini metro, but not the right answer I think

>>388403298
5-10 minutes, electrocuted by Nazi doctor/torturer

Depends whether I start in a main city or the tutorial area. Main city I can live pretty much indefinitely stealing food or begging. If I start in the tutorial level I may as well stay in my cell. Although technically I'll live forever. Even though im technically dead.

poked to death by a katana, a pitchfork, and a gladius, all at the same time. wouldn't survive the first gank.

>>388407547
hitman

>>388407267
Yes!
Είσαι kαλός εσυ!

>>388408750
oblivion

>>388408648
call of duty

one hour, beaten to death by an angry shrek

Kind of depends where I start. I have some wilderness survival training and am used to the cold. But I'll probably get killed by wolves if I don't starve to death first.
Few weeks

>>388408926
Close, ESO

>>388407440
Yep. To be specific it was Don't Starve Together. I was retarded as fuck for not building a stone panic room. The worst thing is that my friend and me thought about it but didn't give enough of a fuck to demolish the old panic room to build a new one, that and frugality.

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>>388403298
>with my vast fore-knowledge of the land I manage to survive for a couple of weeks
>one day I'm out in a field doing a job for someone, and a reverberating "HUH!" echos toward me
>my blood runs cold as I know my time has come
>everything fades to black as I'm burnt to ashes

>Survive pretty well in a small village
>Try my hand being a prospector
>Die by a gecko biting and chomping me
or
>Head east and try joining the """bad guys"""
>Get nailed to a cross

>>388403298
Probably like 3 hours.
Raped by a troll.

>>388408853
You got it

I survive for probably a few hours.
About 2 hours in I'm captured by the city watch for snooping in places I shouldn't be and my mind is probably raped for info on the rebels.

Entered an old crypt. Died from a skeleton throwing wine at me

>Rust
>wake up naked on beach, thirsty and hungry
>someone else who also woke up on the same beach decides their top priority is killing me
>die

>>388403298
>collect wood for hundreds of years
>get killed by a random hussar

>>388409729
Uhh xcom2?

>>388409491
MOONBROOK

>>388409771
We supposed to guess it dumm dumm

>walking the streets of tokyo
>get my shit punched in by overleveled snow asshole

>>388409496
New Vegas
>>388409491
Skyrim?

>>388403298
>Vtmb
>Wake up as a vampire
>Camarilla captures me
>Get executed

>>388409849
>NV
Ding ding ding
I really wanted to buy the slaves at Cottonwood Cove and keep them, hell everyone of them could've been my mule/fucktoy!

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>>388403298
Died in the Intro
Got shot in the head

>>388409839
woops
here's a different game
>mutants everywhere
>grab a shitty revolver, it's time to rumble
>murder a bunch of mutants in some desert
>get sucked through a wormhole
>still in a desert
>get eradicated by a scorpion

even though the game world has plenty of Human enemies that'd kill me, assuming I couldn't make it to a safe house I'd probably end up freezing/starving to death in an alley.

>>388410104
you aren't the player character, dummy

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>>388403298
>bloodborne

well im fucked

I last probably about 30 seconds.

Death by PIAT.

>>388410162
>another retard that just posts the game without reading the actual OP

>chilling out
>suddenly aliens teleport into my living room
>die
>alternatively, live
>aliens invade earth later, die in the ensuing and incredibly brief war
>alternatively, live
>earth is occupied by a skeleton crew of said aliens
>die in poverty
>alternatively,
>join the rebellion
>have the honor of fighting for the greater cause and among heroes
>die a glorious death in combat

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>>388403298
have amnesia and killed by a tentacle monster that fires yellow lasers

>>388410212
and who gives a shit? Trump won. That means I can do whatever I want

Probably 300 years of old age a citizen of a a space faring,colonizing Empire. Alternatively millions of slave class sentient ai robots rise up and kill me

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>>388410285

>>388410251
half life or xcom

>>388410407
the former
rip

Bazooka in the head , not a full minute in first stage .

hint : Famicon game

>>388405704
grimoire

>be homeless
>get infected with a virulent plague
>can't afford the vaccine
>ask some guy wearing sunglasses at night to kill me
>die

>>388410445
I gotta replay those. I might even use the ferns and bridges mod to see how weird it is

>>388403298
Till my first operation.
Fragged by a grenade thrown into my troop transporter the second we open the doors.

A day
I can't make a light source and die

>>388410528
Black mesa is pretty great. Xen is garbage in vanilla HL, so you're not missing anything with its exclusion in BM.
The FULLY MODELED CERVIX mod is not worth, even as a joke.

I embraced eternity

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>die of starvation because my dog wont stop blocking the exit to my house and it's immortal so I can't kill it for food/freedom

>>388410668
Fallout 4, didnt even try

>>388410763
>fallout 4
>having hardcore mode

>>388410520
You should get a job at Em Jay Twelve

>>388412081
maybe YOU should join majestic twelve, in a BODY BAG

>>388407162
Hollow Knight

>>388412139
let me try this

F E M A
E
M
A

>>388403298
Wasdadsadswadsadwads

>>388410127
Nuclear Throne?

>>388413225
Ding ding

>Storm a beach, get mowed down by machineguns

>>388404478
Except you know...the whole WW3 thing going on

>>388403298
>Make it like 10 minutes before some druggie hits me in the face with a bent reinforcing bar

>>388413606
[insert saving private ryan video game edition #340]

>>388412876
Killing Floor

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>I either last a few days or Live out the rest of my life.
>If I do get killed, It was from something that had a stupidly high chance of not hitting me.

>get accepted into space program
>end up stranded on another planet for years with no hope of rescue, all due to an engineer's simple miscalculation

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One Piece: Kaizoku Musou 3.

I don't last too long, I'm fairly certain I get sliced the fuck up by Doflamingo.

I get attacked and killed by a pack of wolves because I'm level 1 and CONJURE FAMILIAR IS THE MOST WORTHLESS FUCKING SPELL EVER JUST ATTACK THE ENEMY YOU FUCKING GAY WOLF FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOP RUNNING IN CIRCLES I CAN ONLY CAST YOU ONCE YOU GENUINE DICKSUCKER

>>388403298
I came in late enough to be almost an entire generation after a near mass extinction event. Not only will I most likely live a full life, but now I have access to small scale life hacks, a short range AT field from NGE as basic self defense and a lifespan increase to early 110s.

I'm not even a hero or anything, this world literally teaches you how to do this in public elementary school and there's even a "man out of time" character who learns this stuff on the fly after coming in from the 20th century.

>>388405008
Fallout 1?

>>388403298
survived until I met a man in a hard hat

beat ten chameleons with a pipe but one snuck up on me and tore me to shreds

>>388415432
Morrowind?

>>388403298
>how long you survive
Seconds

>what caused your death,
High-caliber round, gauss disintegrator or ork's hammer

>>388415709
Nope Skyrim. If Morrowind had it I bet it would be more useful just because it wouldn't be programmed to act like a useless retard.

>>388415856
Conjure Familiar was also way cooler in Morrowind, because instead of a wolf, it summons your ancestral ghost in the form of a spooky, cloaked skeleton.

>>388415918
Yeah I remember that, seriously I have Skyrim modded and the first thing I do is go buy a spell that summons 3 rats instead of the shitty 1 wolf it's so much more useful.
Seriously fuck that stupid ass wolf.

>>388415530
What gaym?

>>388403298
Homefront 2

Got gassed

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>>388416620
Guilty Gear.

>Zombie Army Trilogy
I am fucked.

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>In Zona
>find a gun
>It's cheeki breeki
>find strange artifact
>It's full of radiation
>get surrounded by starving bandits
>make a run for it
>hid in a tunnel
>full of irradiated mutants
>make a run for it
>die running into an invisible vortex and get torn to shreds

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>>388403298
>total warhammer

welp. would kill myself on the spot.

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>fate extra

i know all the enemy masters and servants. i would survive as long as a got saber or archer as may servants.

>>388403298
I became a powerful demon only to die from walking into spikes in a dark place.

>>388416821
this

>>388403298
Die first chapter. Probably killed by an axe wielding brigand (who's army just kidnapped the duke's daughter) as I'm not trained to to use swords, axes, lances or any type of magic.

>live in a village where I don't know how to smith metal or grow crops or do basically anything these people do to survive
>probably get eaten by a big dinosaur while going for a walk in the woods.

>>388403298
Oh man, there's so many different ways to die in this setting that I don't think I'll make it past the beginning.
>Godlike demons come and fuck up the entire planet
>Lovecraftian horrors buried in the earth
>Some sort of creator figures who make worlds and shit
>All manners of insanely powerful and world destroying beings just fucking everywhere you walk
>Hints that something even worse than all of the above is coming

Basically, every cosmic devouring and reality fucking force in the universe is coming for this place, and I'm most likely going to be one of those peasants who get caught in the aftermath.

Died as a child to a dead ball of flesh whose eyes had popped out and were floating around. He blasted a stream of blood at me and killed me.

>>388418604
Binding of Isaac.

>>388418604
Binding of Isaac

>>388418604
Fucking bloat, would probably die to over half the items though :^)

>>388403298
lased a few days until i was shot several times in the desert.

>Ran over by some maniac in a car on the first day because everyone disregard traffic laws here.

>>388405704
fallout new vegas.

>>388403298
lived til i was 30 until my brothers bastard killed me by throwing me off the balcony.

>night time rolls around
>haven't built shelter yet
>zombies come out

>>388419240
minecraft

Depends where I end up.
If I start where the game throws me in the start, then I dunno, guess it'd be pretty normal? If i'm outside of the main city then I probably get fucked up by monsters.

If I start from the VERY beginning of the game then I die to a meteor.

>>388410141
not that guy, but if we're not the pc then this thread doesn't make sense.

>>388410104
ballsout: new fungus

I get stabbed to death by filthy grobi, or fucked and eaten not necessarily in that order by beastmen, or I just get injured and the medieval infrastructure means I die of infection.

>>388410162
Me too anon

>>388403793
Sonic Boom

>>388409585
wow

flew to naboo to put money and energy into my harvesters, killed by a lizard on the way out to them

>>388414159
kerbel space program

>>388403298
>Describe how long you survive
Probably just a few minutes

>and what caused your death
Killed by a unguided projectile fired from the forearm of an enhanced automaton

>>388418919
another clue: i have amnesia and only remember my name.

>plane crashed in Canadian wilderness cause of geomagnetic storm
>stuck eating old food found in houses
>end up dying in my sleep cause too fucking cold

>>388403298
>get turned into some wierd green nigga and march to my death
>some faggots fighting over who gets to kill me

>>388420838
The long dark

killed by a wrinkly old man with a sword while he shouts NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

>probably forever, I'm pretty good at this and I can't actually die of old age
>either in a fiery crash or due to suffocation after being lost in space

Die either of old age or sickness from poluted water. Might take a while to get my dead body to the cemetery depending on traffic.

>>388420747
another clue: the only thing i have to go on is a strange talisman.

>>388421104
lol potato face bastards. oblivion.

Well it's medevil times and you wake up on an island where everyone tells you how to do basic tasks for life and half of the world is locked unless you pay the gods money regularly

>>388421242
Neo scavenger?

>>388403298
Was this big ape thing and some fucker with a bow and shit shot me and I had to push crap and people complained on me and I don't know what to say cause this black man punched us all.

A day or two if I'm lucky
Cut by swords, blasted by magic, shot by arrows, blinded by lazors, etc etc

I'd wake up in town and work on the crates being stacked in the middle of town for some reason a carnival I guess.
Do that for 3 days and then get killed by an explosion.

>>388421032
assfaggots

>live in peaceful futuristic world
>president either never fucking dies or clones himself or something
>all of a sudden my city gets nuked and some bipedal robots come out of nowhere

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>Help the Genie from Aladdin fuck Hermione every day
Seems like a easy life.

>>388421624
nope
final clue: i was a well radiated human then by the miracle of science transformed back into normal humanity only to be hunted down by former allies. because not all is what it seemed.

Although there's a lot of fighting, I'd probably die faster to some natural disaster or from just improper nutrition. There might be an incident with fighting puppets though.

>live in California for most of my young adult life
>get killed because one of the schizophrenic nutbars decides to rip open my neck and beat me to death with a severed arm

>>388403298
>Europa Universalis 4
>Ryukyu TTM run, starting strat is no-CBing Kutai
>As Shitatsu Sho (starting king of Ryukyu in 1444), I lead my army of 9000 men into the jungle of southern Brunei, surrounded by hostile natives. Luckily I don't roll a native attack. I cancel military access into Kutai and declare war on them on the first day of next month. I have a tiny morale advantage and 1000 more men than they do, but they have jungle terrain advantage. It's pretty much up to RNG now.
>I roll 0, 2, 0 while the enemy general rolls 9, 9, 7. Despite the number advantage I get absolutely hammered. My broken army flees into the jungle. They follow us and stack wipe us. I die in the jungle, hacked into pieces by machete-wielding Bornean jungle monkeys.

lying there dying and some karui nig talks to me. turns out the corpse beside me is a zombie and it murders me. last thing i hear before drifting off into sweet release is him saying the dead should remember their place.

A mug suddenly ate my face

>>388423353
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. If you pick a ranged class you could probably reach Lioneye's Watch alive since the zombies are slow as fuck. There's no guarantee you'd survive anything after that though.

>overwatch
>I die because I need healing

>be me
>Iranian soldier
>army sends me on a "paid vacation" in greece
it was pretty fun

>>388423865
until I died in a helicopter crash

>>388422716
Wut gaym

>>388403298

>Trials Fusion

Sweet futuristic city and landscapes, sexy a.i voice an-

>cant ride a motorbike

Well. Fuck.

>>388403298
>Fall down this giant hole
>Everything wants me dead
>qt girl also wants me dead
>kill everything anyway and become their "king"

>Terraria
>Get killed by a slime, probably due to no irl combat experience.

>be American
>get shot

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>>388403298
Living in world of Mass Effect Andromeda, get alien babes start a frontier homestead.

>walking home
>think about government's ideology
>"I don't think collectivism is the answer, I'm actually an individua-"
>*WHIP CRACK*
>forced to farm for ten million years

>>388408497
;_;

Eaten by people who transform into demons

>>388403298
Made a living playing extreme paintball.
If I do die, I was eaten by monster salmon while working my part-time job.

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>go on my first mission
>get torn apart by a chryssalid

>>388403547
PROJECT ZOMBOIIIIIIID, BOIIII.

>>388403298
20 minutes mauled by a group of velociraptors

>>388408823
For Honor?
Ds3?
Both of those games are a bit dead tho

>>388418652
>>388418658
>>388418908
Speaking of Isaac, I can't beat Ultra Greedier with The Lost. Hope is dead.

>>388403298
>Killed by demons within minutes
Alternatively
>Convince demons to help me out
>Have enough willpower to summon a god and impose my will on the world

>>388429772
Nocturne?

>>388429913
Yeah

Dark Souls 3
I would be dead in minutes.

>follow the road to the nearest settlement
>stay out of the grass
>die from heart failure somewhere in my 90's, maybe even 100 given healthcare seems to be superior to ours and free.

>>388403298
I killed a dragon that was the leader of the enemy horde and in the processed died through magic taking-you-with-me bullshit.

I was going to get married before I got dragged into this adventure.

>stuck in an impoverished shitty desert city
>city surrounded by all kinds of monsters
>stuck between two empires gearing up for a world war
>will probably get drafted by the other empire or just outright bomb the shit out of by the other
Just fuck my shit up

>Live in a world with a shitty lore probably the worst in existence
>Paizuri'ed to death

>Space station 13
I don't need to say anything more

I die to the mage in the first cave by the starting town.

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A bait minimum of 1:10
I get electrocuted by a lizardman.

>>388403298
A long and normal life as long as i stay out of DC, that place is a fucking warzone.

>>388403298
>Elder Scrolls
I try to CHIM, I mean warping in there I know it's a dream that's a good start.

Assuming that doesn't happen I die Zero-Summing.

Die from a terrorist attack via explosive devices

>>388403298
Live a horrible life until my early twenties at which point I die from some slant eyed douche bags on horses because their party moves much faster than mine for no apparent fucking reason.

>>388426956
Farmville?

Literally eternal life unless I get very unlucky.
If I die, it's either because a morbidly obese Russian mowed me down with a fucking minigun or a pyrophiliac raped me.

>>388426956
Johnny Test for Nintendo DS?

I survived relatively long until a certain phase of the moon or shift in the universe kills me.
But I'll be back if there's proper housing in the area.

>>388403298
>Spend my days working a dead-end job that I got during the labor lottery
>Eventually die of old age or starvation

>>388432117
Papers, Please?

>>388430040
>Implying your suffering won't be long and full of despair and sadness.

>>388403298
I hunker down in full cover and get one shot critted half way across the level by the easiest enemy of the game.

>>388432117
Hey man, your dead end jobs pays pretty well if you're good at it.

>>388431767
CS:GO?

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Literally leader of 18th century European country, I'm fi-
>At War With Austria
>At War With Prussia
>At War With The Russian Empire

>>388432172
Correct.
>>388432419
Empire: Total War?

>>388403298
Megaman x2.

Well fuck, guess ill be ok for now since im human. Guess just try not to get killed. Will die being a bystandrrd in a maveric attack.

>>388432489
>>388432419
Nah nigga

>>388432419
>live on cozy island chain
>everyone dies just so some dumbfuck gets a vacation
>we all come back to life like a month later

>>388432560
whoops didn't mean a reply

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Symphony of the Night
I end up wandering to Dracula's Castle out of a dare and get torn to pieces by a Warg

>>388432698
Fuck did not read the descrption

>>388421237
Cities Skylines?

>>388432559
Europa Universalis?

>>388403298
don't know how long I'll survive, I might die on my first day, I might live a full life
what caused my death? I won't get into details because it's really convoluted and honestly kind of stupid. that said, my spirit won't rest until my murderer is proved guilty. and I mean that literally, just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't help the living dish out justice

>>388426956
Stellaris

>>388432826
Yah.

>>388426956
Collectivism and Individualism doesn't exist anymore. They were killed by the goons

Killed by zombies first night because I don't know how to build a house

>Half Life 2
Guess I better join the intergalactic mall cops

>>388433051
Ghost trick?

>>388434381
you're very close

I make a decent life fishing and fucking cats, potatoes and cute girls until i inevitably get kidnapped or killed by a cultist or pirate or some other crazy shit.
Probably a decade, though.

>>388403298
Surrounded by waifus and knights, I fall because the stupid rock, paper, scissors mechanic fails me.
I live until the very end of the campaign

>>388403298
I walk along a strand and get ripped apart by zombies. Either that or i drown even before.

>>388433051
Ace Attorney.

>>388434981
yes sir

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>>388403298
Stardew Valley,

I will die of old age, marry Leah when I finally romance her. (She thinks we are just friends). Go fishing or mining at 10 am, after I ship my mayonnaise, preserves, coffee and cheese. No children.

>>388434831
Salt and Sanctuary

>A bunch of hotties in bikinis having fun on an island
>die from masturbating with my black friend too much
>4 days

>>388432901
19th century fuck
Vic 2

>>388403298
>live in city, standing on front porch
>watch army parade POW around
>gonna execute them oh shit
>mythological creature attacks
>house gets burned
>escape but and move to another city
>start up a farm
>doing all right
>get kidnapped by bandits
>send letter to local inn keeper hoping someone will pay for me
>weird adventurer shows up and kills all bandits
>doesnt let me out
>luckily key fell nearby the cell and was able to get out
>head back to city
>getting attacked by a rape cult
>say fuck it and decide to try and deal with it myself
>die

>>388409739
Darkest Dungeon

>>388435620
No

>>388430205
dragon age

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>>388403298
Conscripted, given a spear too heavy for me and a shield that gives me zero defense, then killed by some faggy pretty boy noble

>>388403298
Either eaten by a giant flying shark thing or gangraped by pixies if I'm lucky

>>388403298
Around four months since my last respawn.
I stole one too many times and forgot to bring food with me. Got killed by a mace on the head.

>Get shot by foreigners
>get ate by dogs
>get fucked up by nightmare fuel
>be electrocuted
>gased
>mind controlled
>burned
>exploded
>imploded
>world frequently "reboots" to previous moment in time every hour or so

endless possibilities

Go down to a lava planet to mine for space oil
Get brutally torn apart by this giant hulk of flesh and blood

>be forced to go skydiving
>find some shitty guns but don't use them because i'm afraid they might do damage to my hearing
>run cross country for several miles
>get tired as shit
>steal a car
>honk the car horn near a more important person than me
>get smited by the gods

lived for around 30-40 years old as a simple villager then moved to a friendly community where i actually became successful and social.
learned a lot of skills from farming to wood cutting and crafting, partied hard everyday with my mates and started a cute family with a qt whom gave birth to twins.
everything was perfect until some creatures were able to sneak into our room and stole our children, made me lose my shit and started to wreck everything my wife included.
after killing twenty of my mates their loved ones also lost their shit and wrecked literally everything else i didn't touch.
while we're at it an army attacked and wiped the whole community out.

>>388437169
Fire Emblem

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>Dead Island
I'd be probably bitten within like 10 minutes and then die

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>>388438216
Correct
There's a reason soldier isn't a proper class, it's because they're starving villagers given a spear and told to charge

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I'd probably survive for like 5 seconds because an autistic german guy would fucking shoot me in the head after being born.

Couple of days max.
Until i run out of gas for the generator or spooky savages beat me to death with sticks. I can probably handle dogs tho.

>The Division
I probably got infected before the story starts.

>see distress beacon on star-map
>jump to it because it's on my way
>insect pirates
>instantly boarded
>boarder tears through the crew while ripping apart the life support systems
>I'm the only one left
>open the airlocks and vent every room but mine into space
>missile strikes ship and kills me
>step out of clone bay and greet freshly-cloned crew
>repair life support and jump away
>find a shop to repair ship's hull in
>repeat

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>>388403298
>drive through africa
>immediately die of malaria before i get to kill a merc