Making a game.

Switch to Godot and never finish your game

>>388380704
>dubs on /v/
add porn

>>388381272
That's the point kek

>>388381070
Whats so bad about Godot?

>>388381349
^

The main character at some point says this

mulatto doesn't always mean part black you dumb fuck.
Seriously shut the fuck, I pull more than you any given fuckin week nigga.

I will always be taller, faster, stronger, quicker, and its not thanks to my nigger genes is thanks to the fact that I'm not a fucking socially inept homeschooled fuck with no friends and no future because you're too fat and autistic to do anything.

Oh and just continue to say HAHAHA TRIGGERED MUCH TROLLED YA HAHAHA, just remember that you won't ever be as good as me, and you'll always be seen as a failure to your parents.

a between stage minigame where you replace your teeth with fingernail clippings

How about you make a game and make it good

>>388380704
>text-based-competative-multiplayer-experience

playable characters dale from king of the hill and protogent guy

Have at somepoint todd howard try and push either the newest fallout or elder scrolls game.

Health bars should use a tug-o-war system where points are stolen from the enemy for damaging them

Its a sports game now.

>>388380704
the player has the ability to transform himself into an asian man and gains the ability to use kung fu

>>388380704
an FPS but your weapons are fireworks like m80s an roman candles.

>pressing left click will make you light a roman candle
>have to be standing still to light it unless you pick up or equip a jet lighter
>once you light the candle it will start firing in intervals so you have to keep it aimed at your enemies
>you can discard the candle while its still light and it will keep firing
>head shot is insta kill
>m80 works the same way and if you dont toss it quick enough it blows you up

>>388381573
u wot

>>388381573
OP here, doing this just because it made me laugh

>>388380704
Every time the character interacts with anything, doesn't matter if it's picking up an item, talking to an npc, charging his gun, jumping, a comic book speech bubble will pup op from the character to say "The creator of this game likes eating dicks"

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Incorporate pic related into the title screen

stop making the game

Make the character say horrible things to the player to the point of inducing suicide.
check this 5

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Make the MC say a racial slur whenever he talks to someone. And I mean every sentence including a racial slur.

>>388380704
Your game is shit.