ITT: animals that would be awful vidya enemies

>>388380468
That's a plant.

>>388380605
look closely, anon

>>388380605
its a fruit not a plant

>>388380605
An apple is technically an ovary.
He's also talking about the wasps.

>>388380681
Bees aren't fruits dumb ass.
YOU'VE DERAILED THE THREAD

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>>388380468
>that lands of lore map with the infinite bee spawns

>>388380828

what does it feel like to have a millipede eat your brain while you're still alive?

>>388380828
my skin is fucking crawling. Do not ever post this again
>>388380869
>>388380909
they're wasps, not bees

>>388380828

show the other angle where it's ripping it's face off

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>>388381609

>>388380869
Those are wasps. Those little fuckers sting nonstop and the poison keeps stinging for hours afterwards. Just walking by that apple tree would set them off.

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dyk?

>>388381781

wew lad

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>>388381781
aaaaaaAAAAAAAA FUCK MILLIPEDES

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>>388381781
That's metal as fuck.

>>388381781
God damn the gecko/lizard is alive the whole time getting its fucking face chewed off jesus christ

>>388382227
When people say humans are inhuman for killing animals, I say chopping a chicken's head is far better than what they'd get out there

>>388380828
>>388382147
>millipedes
That's very clearly a centipede.

>>388382227
imagine being held in place as your face is slowly eaten down to your brain
fucking hell
this is like in Gantz when those giant aliens invaded

>>388382227
wasn't there an edit of this with someone screaming in the background?

>>388380468
You mean awful like lousy or awful like scary?

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>>388380828
I killed one of those fuckers last night. I was watching tv in the dark and I see this long shadow scurry across the floor. PANIC

>>388381781
It's mouth still open like its constantly screaming silently

>>388381781
Couldn't you just step on these fucks?

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>>388380828
Even on internet every time I see those faggots I have a mini heart attack I fucking HATE THEM SO GODDAMN MUCH

>>388381781
Reminder that these giant centipedes can kill people with their venom and it has been documented

>>388382806
no, these ones don't let you.

>>388382724
>anime pic
/v/is for videogames
/a/ is for anime
Go back to /a/ you dumb weeb

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>>388380468
I actually think it could work.

>>388382684
If that exists, need source

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>>388380828

>>388382806
these monsters will eat your entire foot

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>>388380828
>>388381781

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>>388380468
Behold.

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>>388382874
No.

>>388382875
dung defender in hollow knight is a pretty cool beetle

>>388382874
calm down, pls don't start drama in an insect thread. These are the best threads we get

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>>388382916

>>388382572
In my vagina?

>>388382875
this was a fucking megaman x boss

>>388382941
I love taking a big handful of those guys and putting them on my head
feels crazy

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>>388382941
DELET

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>>388382986

>>388382941
What the fuck why and how does this happen

>>388382941
Serious question here, aren't these guys completely harmless to humans? Don't they eat mosquitoes too?
>inb4 generic "t. spider" response

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>>388382875
I hate these fuckers.

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>>388383058

>>388382987
It's more likely than you think.

>>388383131
they're not even spiders

they're harvestmen

- Live in Brazil
- Take a concrete swimming pool
- Fill it with insect hormones
- Wait for thousands of insects to swarm the area in one huge mating orgy
- Napalm bomb the entire area in a ten mile radius

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>>388383003
Like this?

>>388383204
Do you honestly think the people who would say "t. spider" know that, anon?

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>>388382875
Fitting for MMX6.

>>388381903
>All your offspring die just because you forgot to collect some pollen

Nature sure is rough.

>>388382675
>>388380941
You'd be dead from shock almost instantly.

Probably

>>388383249
I don't know I'm just a little harvestman

>>388382941
>just a bunch of those longleggers

I like these guys. They're cute and doofy.

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>It's a /v/ insect thread

These are always equally interesting and disgusting.

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>>388383131
Those aren't spiders. The one in your left earphone is.

>>388382874
How fucking new are you?
Are you baiting?

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>>388383160
Fuck that things even got pincers inside of its mouth too

>>388383131
Yup, opiliones / harvestmen / daddy longlegs are completely harmless
If spiders are wasps, then opiliones are honeybees

>>388380941
Centipeed. Milipeeds have two legs per section.

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>>388382227
>tfw knowing Bugs don't actually feel pain still doesn't make this any easier to watch

You guys think this is bad but you consume animals that are literally raised in cages the size of them and slaughtered brutally.

Who else /scorpion/ here?

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>>388383374

Why are these things allowed to exist

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>>388380468
>bite into ordinary-looking apple
>mfw

>>388383482
Fuck off lobster-spider thing

>>388383467
No I don't.

>>388383467
you think we're bad?
you post self-righteously on anonymous message boards, hoping to confront people with their hypocrisy and will try and to deny that claim if called out on it.

>>388383582
Success breeds jealousy.

>>388383441
I mean, they feel sensations that tell them to get away from things that harm them. Whether or not they can process these things as uncomfortable is up for debate.

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>>388383374
This shit scares me so much. I refuse to use headphones. I still worry about spiders creeping up on me while I sleep though
I heard a lady in spain once had some maggots crawl in her ear while she was sleeping at a hotel
fuck, bugs scare the shit out of

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>>388383467
>mfw this is literally you

https://youtu.be/Ni5zFqDrY1k

>>388383374
You mean your right earphone?

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Reminder

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>>388380828
>>388381781
I like these things. They make me think of mini bio-trains

>>388382335
Yeah this might shock you but most predators don't kill their prey, they just disable so they can start eating

>>388383435
honeybees can't sting you?

>>388381781
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE

>>388383131
harvestmen, aka daddy longlegs, are actually not spiders at all, but are a different type of arachnid

and yes, they are harmless. Not sure were the whole "dangerous and venomous bite" thing comes from, but people make up the strangest myths about animals. Like, why would an ostrich stick its head in the ground, anyway?

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>>388383467
>he doesn't eat local, organic free range meat, not for ethics but for a better quality product

>>388383131

they are a type of harvestman and are 100x harmless; them looking like spiders is largely a defense mechanism.

>>388383435

bees are more aggressive than wasps

>>388383678
>tfw anon got eaten by bugs mid-text

>>388383819
>why would an ostrich stick its head in the ground, anyway?

they do it to check on their eggs

>>388383771
Yeah we're honestly pretty cool, I don't see the hate for them

>>388383759
absolutely terrifying

>>388383785
It was a pretty shitty comparison
Most spiders are harmless, wasps only attack when provoked, and bees can be more harmful at times

>>388381903
>Your only purpose in life will never be to inseminate your unborn sisters and then die

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>this thread

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>388383956
the eggs that are completely buried underground?

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>>388383771
like millipedes instead. the much cuter and thus superior animal. they dont bite either.

>>388384016
imagine this up against your prostate

>>388383678

>I heard a lady in spain once had some maggots crawl in her ear while she was sleeping at a hotel

maggots (at least any of the ones you will run into) only eat rotting tissue. rotting fruit, rotting meat, etc.

if you woke up one day with maggots eating your flesh, there is a 99% chance that flesh had died and they are actually HELPING you and keeping you alive by cleaning away dead tissue.

>>388383967
They're fast, they writhe, just one little leg getting a good position on your pant leg will send them flying up it, and motherfucking venom. Eliminate. Destroy.

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>>388384016
DELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETEDELETE

>>388384016
the auto-steadying affect this video has makes this a little more unnerving

>>388384053
What was the point of your post

>>388384064
They release poisonous gas though.

>>388383771

millipedes are better and don't look creepy

>>388383193
Bless you

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>>388384016
how can something like this be allowed to exist??? what kind of life can you live, BEING LIKE THIS???

>>388384016
It's afraid.

>>388384016
UNGHHH THICCER

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>>388383967
>we're

>>388384094
that's still pretty scary desu

>>388382863
I like the idea of you trying to step on one full force and he just catches your foot and stops you
shakes his little milipede head and goes "Noe"

>>388380828

These things somehow become slightly less scary when they're SO fucking big you could use a baseball bat to smash it and would probably seem about right.

It's creepier when there's a billion of them and they're smaller/harder to kill.

>>388384056

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=do+ostriches+stick+their+heads+in+the+ground

>Ostriches don't bury their heads in the sand—they wouldn't be able to breathe! But they do dig holes in the dirt to use as nests for their eggs. Several times a day, a bird puts her head in the hole and turns the eggs. So it really does look like the birds are burying their heads in the sand!

it's 2017 and google exists, there is no reason to be ignorant.

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>all of these badies terrified of teeny little bugs

You'd all die of heart attacks if you met this guy.

>>388384207
>what kind of life can you live, BEING LIKE THIS???
a life where your only purpose is to lay eggs constantly

>>388384016
it's that thing from zelda that eats your shield

>>388384263
any1 no if real?

>>388384016
Someone tell me what the fuck this is.

>>388384064
They are pretty neat. Sweating cyanide ad shit

>>388383686
Dont have to be a faggy vegan to have some humanity you underage edge lord.

>>388380828
Thank fucking god for cold climate here. Jesus.

>>388384263
it's just a millipede but much much bigger

I doubt it'd be able to actually hurt you real badly, or even have any intention to hurt you

>>388383664
i mean, thats literally what pain is to us. the reason it motivates us to move away is because it feels awful

I'm tired of Scorpion fags invading everythread and showing off

There has to be something that wrecks em

>>388384252
"haha... think again."

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>>388384283

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>>388383374

>>388384323
an ant queen I believe

>>388384016
empressbulblax.gif

>>388384360
A boot

>>388384360
lots of things eat scorpions

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>>388384318
Arthropleura did exist. The picture is from "Prehistoric Park".

>>388384360
Not even nature itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-gv2KPhB44

>>388384449
highly doubt it'd be able to rear up like that though

>>388384016
Ants are fucking aliens, I'm convinced

>>388384449
thank god they're extinct. Imagine seeing that thing in your room at night

Did anyone hear that a while back a plane that was flying from Arizona had to make an emergency landing because a scorpion snuck on board and started terrorizing the passengers?

I want to own a cute spiderbro that can walk on my desk while I have the windows open in the summer and defend me from wasps

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CENTIPEDE, GODDAMNIT
THE CREEPY ONES THAT HAVE THE BIG JAWS ARE CENTIPEDES, NOT MILLIPEDES

>>388382941

>it's just daddy long legs

I mean, I'm still itchy as fuck now but those guys are cool. I was walking my dogs a few days ago and one was just walking up my body coming to say whaddup.

I'd still consider burning that with fucking fire though, there's such thing as too many fucking daddy long legs.

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>this entire fucking thread

>>388381781
THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT

>>388384559
nothing can stop the beasts of nature known as wasps

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>>388384559

>>388384168
>>388384329
just wash your hands when your done handling them, like youd do with any other wild animal jeeze

>>388384323
termite queen

>>388384360
Could a tarantula hawk beat one if it got passed the tail? Or would the armor be too thick?

>>388384449
Ah yes, Nigel Marven, history's greatest monster.

>>388384663
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>388384663
HOLY FUCK
>>>/g/

>>388384635
>open
>see spider close up
>immediately close
I don't know why, but seeing spiders close up scares the hell out of me

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I just wanted video games, but nightmares are fine too.

>>388384356
right but bug "nerves" are so simple that we believe they cannot feel pain, as WE know it. Human pain is actually pretty complex relatively. bugs know they're in danger most of the time but generally they don't react.

>>388384559
I've always imagined a commercial for something called The Gaming Spyder that's just a big mechanical spider the user is too scared to interact with as it terrorizes their room, made by Razer for hard core players. The commercial would be advertised with old horror movie style narration and it would have no utility.

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>>388384207
>>388384016

you could say the same thing about the individual cells in your body. ants and termites are often considered something like a "super-organism" among biologist and etymologist circles, because of the way individual animals within the hive function as a whole, almost exactly the same as an individual cell.

the best and most offputting example is the army ant, which has evolved far closer to the super-organism dynamic than even other ants. they completely lack any and all free thought in their actions, to the point they can literally walk in a circle until the entire nest dies. at night, army ants will make an ENTIRE functioning ant nest out of their own bodies, with fully functioning paths and tunnels.

ants are the next step in organic evolution, and it is no surprise they rule the earth

>>388384663
>Raw
But why tho.

>>388383467
t. swats flies and stomps ants mercilessly

>>388384449
>>388384545
the atmospheric oxygen levels are too low at this point in history for bugs to get very big; their cardovascular systems get very inefficient as volume increases.

>>388384663
BOMB THE GOOKS

>>388384685
That scene gave me a throbbing erection.

>>388384663
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>388383353
what I have learned,
top beetles>scorpion>all

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I can't take much more of this.

>>388384016
When you think about it it isn't htat much different from humans. I mean have you seen a pregnant women's stomach? It moves like an alien is in it.

>>388384168

cyanide isn't a cumulative poison, half of the fruit you eat contains cyanide; unless you are rolling around in them it doesn't mean anything

>>388384681
...BRIGHT!
...LIGHT!

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>>388384663

>>388381903
so that's how they bake the wasp flavor into fig newtons

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>>388384867
I would like to see that.

>>388383467
if the us government stopped subsidizing beef, steak would be 50 a pound and the market would collapse, but since I pay for that shit straight out of my paycheck, I have no choice but to eat it.

>>388384360

stealth predators beat them; problem with insect fights is that it's about 1 v 1 brute strength.

>>388383058
>>388383160
>I am sure to win because my speed is superior

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>>388384913
holy SHIT these are fucking BRUTAL

>>388384913
Lobster is the most overrated food in the world.

>>388384064
why does its butt look like a dick

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>>388384913
Jesus christ.

>>388384663
>>388384913
my god

>be 11 years old living next to a shady pet shop in Rockford Illinois
>go there everyday n chill with the guy and girl who work there and help the more anti social hedgehogs get used to ppl and shit
>one day the guy who owns the way lace takes me to the back
>unveils a massive 9 inch long Asian centipede
>he sells it to me for $10
>me and my brothers and my dad in awe at this fucker of an insect
>we all start having nightmares about it getting loose and killing my little brother
>after two weeks wake up one morning and its dead in its container
>my mom poured a shit load of bleach on it

Rip Freddie

>>388384869
>half of the fruit you eat contains cyanide
Yea, because you won't keep your grubby little millipede hands off it.

>>388382413
>>388383467

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>>388384663
>>388384913
We weep for the blood of a bird, but not for the blood of a fish, blessed are those who have voice.

You guys remember the scene from the Peter jackson King Kong where they get attacked by giant crickets and blood worms?
Shit makes me squirm, especially when the one guy gets his entire head engulf by the fucking giant blood worms.

>>388384913
Thats ok though, the lobster died quickly.

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>>388384016

>>388385056
>massive 9 inch long centipede
is this an innuendo

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Woah hey guys what's going on haha

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>>388384016

>>388385025
It used to be super cheap and fed to inmates because people thought it was a disgusting and dirty creature.

>>388385130
Oh god that scene was creepy
Also the king kong game was really fucking great, I'm always pleasantly surprised on how good a movie game that is.

>>388384913
But Ramsey showed a way to do it much quicker. The cook is a hack.

>>388383467
Is this even true? I mean, people always say it but how do I know what I eat is from that?

>>388384635
kawaii

>>388384016
That's kinda hot.

>>388384829
Stop

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Here's your food for tonight /v/

>>388385130
>>388384685

>>388383160
Scorpions are metal as fuck, dude

>>388384815
Reminder that spiders that are well-fed and undisturbed can still grow FUCKING HUGE.

And not just in Australia either. I don't even live anywhere close to a field of crops and I've seen some serious mind-wrecking shit. Like big enough your brain automatically reacts on the first frame of vision and makes you run.

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>>388385104
Pescatarians infuriate me, can't think of bigger hypocrites alive.
>>388385192
What made the switch? Rarity?

>>388385179
kinda beautiful in a way, plus you could sell that shit for like 200,000 bells

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>work at fish store
>take the garbage out every day
>pic related has started showing up on the dumpsters recently because "fuck you"
>go out to take compost
>these things swarm me because of the smell of trash and fish
>mfw they walk on my gloves and apron while I try to move around and take the trash out
>mfw if I'm too fast the wasps sting me and if I'm too slow my boss stings me
>mfw they absolutely love crawling around my gloves while I'm trying to grab shit
>mfw I have no face

>>388385056
Why did you name it Freddie?
How did you know it was a male?

>>388384663
FUCKING JAPS

>>388385104
I weep, anon. Fish are bros, they do not deserve this

>>388385179
Wow, I found one of those in my room and I thought it was a fucking grub worm, I didn't know it was going to grow up to be a cool ass beetle.
I didn't kill it I threw it outside, that fat worm would have made a mess and made me want to kill myself because it's so disgusting.

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>>388385235

>>388385235
Please be just post mortem spasms

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>>388382227
>the bee desperately trying to sting

>>388385235
Around chinks never relax.

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>>388384663
>>388384913

>>388384016
At first, I thought it was laid out on a bed so I imagined it to be humongous which made it seem even more disgusting.
I realize it's on a napkin now but it's still gross.

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>wake up
>look outside window
>see this towering over the neighborhood

What do?

>>388385179
I honestly had no idea beetles had a larval phase like that. I guess I always assumed they were hatched as little beatles. Hadn't given it much thought before really.

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>>388385235
At least you know it's fresh.

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>>388384263
Ah yes I remember watching prehistoric park. Ever since then I've always wanted to see an arthropleura up close as well as the crassigyrinus .

>>388384913
lobsters are normally boiled alive in the west, by the way

>>388385218
It's technically true but probably a lot more rare than what vegans would have you think.

Groups like PETA have a tendency to cherrypick the absolute worse living conditions for animals and paint them as if they're ALL living like that, when in reality it's just one small cunt of a farmer who enjoys torturing his animals.

>>388385256
theyre still limited to about 16" which is a big fucking spider (goliath birdeater). thats no where near as big as that man-size centipede though.

>>388385291
But those are chinese.
The chinese have a saying on how an animal tastes better if it suffers first.

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>>388385063

>>388385319
a lot of grubs look the same, unless you live in central/south america it was probably nothing cool

>>388384158
he wants the yous anon, for reasons.

>>388385179
It's like a How It's Made episode.

Faggots scared of spiders is what you are. They just look intimidating but very few are dangerous, and the dangerous ones only live in places no one else really live. They help get rid of insects in houses and maintain a bug free zone. Be thankfull for us rather than afraid of them.

>>388384913
This kills the crab

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>>388385416
E D F!
E D F!

>>388383160
dex vs strength

>>388385264
No clue what the gender was. Named it Freddie after Freddy krueger. 15 years later i occasionally have horrible dreams about giant centipedes invading my house.

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>>388385523
>us

>>388385235
UMA DELICIA

>>388385130

it's also completely unrealistic in its presentation. bugs do not work that way.

>>388385257
https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/how-lobster-went-from-prison-food-to-an-expensive-delicacy

>>388384360
battle beetle, any frog

>>388385549
I heard cooked eel is really good

>>388384016
I am quite sure i saw this in Aliens.

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>>388385549
N-NO!

>>388385549
neat

>>388384354
t. giant millipede

>>388385549
fucking annihilate all asian people

>>388385549
this is needlessly cruel.

>>388385549
Wait did they flay it AND burn it alive?

>>388385549
I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER

>>388385523
Not gonna lie spiders are fucking bros, but I like screwing with them and watching them freak out. Like I blow on their webs and screw it all up for them haha.

>>388385705
Agreed.

>>388385235
I half expected it to turn towards the camera and start screaming like some kind of B-horror movie

>>388385549
What exactly is the purpose of cooking it alive? Does seafood go bad really quickly or something?

>>388385435
I live in Indiana. I've seen a spider with a body at least that long and a legspan that wouldn't fit a dinner plate. It likely fed on fleas and other spiders in the area, because the shed was so full of deadly species we couldn't get anything out of it.

>>388385676
Grilled eel is fucking great.

>>388385607
Seems like the guy in the webm cut it wrong too. There is this video of ramsay showing how to properly extract all meat of a lobster.

>>388383003
My fear of spiders is getting better, but I think I would legit go into a full catatonic state if someone put a handful of spiders on my head.

>>388385549
wouldn't it be easier to just kill it first? If it keeps squirming around like that, it's not gonna cook right

>>388385549
Pretty sure it's headless already. Ya'll are sensitive babies.

>>388382916

scorpions are just too OP for their size, high def and atk its not fair. we'd be fucked if they were giant sized

>>388385745
I bet if someone blew on your save file you wouldn't be happy.

>>388384513
six minutes in a freezer is not a big deal for almost any creature, warm-blooded or cold-blooded

>>388385235
Why would anyone pay for that?
It's not even cooked.

>>388385763
I think it's more like a dinner and a show to them.

>>388385257
Rarity was kinda the problem. On the east coast of the U.S. there was so fucking much of it that everyone hated it and it became shit food. Tourism from places that didn't have it as readily available actually made it popular again.

>>388384158
What's the point of your post?

I kinda want to own a snake or a lizard. More so a lizard really. But be kinda cool having a cute snake

>>388382227
is it weird to be aroused by this

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>>388384330
slaughtering animals for goods its actually a pretty human practice, we've been doing it for milennia quite literally.

>>388384682
peregrine falcons only eat other birds.

>>388385372
Spices typically cause muscles to twitch.

>>388385859
Probably not but I am superior to spiders so it is fun. I still like them though they are my bros.

>>388385549
oh for God's sake

>>388385836
It's dead, all of the webms posted except the lobster are all already dead.

>>388385549
More webms like this. Very interesting

>>388385904
Chose what ever you want but don't let a jap baby sit for you on vacation.

>>388385235
Fish don't have the physiological nervous system to actually feel pain.

>>388385859
Or, you know, a tornado ripped through his house

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How do you feel about giant mechanical spiders?

>>388385796
thats cool but also impossible. you probably saw a spider that was like 4" but it looked way bigger because a 4" spider is a BIG FUCKING SPIDER to us northerners.

>>388385945
Fucking this. I'm astounded how gullible people are.

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Kino break.

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>>388384016
imagine using that as a fleshlight, hoo boy

>>388385025
I worked in a restaurant that had live lobster in NYC, one day while in the basement (prep kitchen) i watched a man cut the legs off one and just leave it there, writhing in pain.

>>388386000
This is /v/ we're talking about, think priorities

>>388385695
yeah

but millipedes are relatively harmless unlike centipedes

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>>388382874
Go back, we know where you anime haters come from.

>>388386004
For this thread they're a breath of fresh ass

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Reminder

>>388386041
stupid shit like this is part of why i don't drink

>>388384871
I see what you did there.

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>>388385904
Burmese pythons are the best pets you can ever have.

>>388385146
Consider THIS, lobster.

>>388386041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE
It's extremely comfy with sound.

>>388386060
what the fuck

>>388385983
I don't know if that's necessarily true but many animals like fish don't have the emotions attached to pain we do so they don't really 'suffer' or feel misery around it, their little brains just recognize the fact that "this = bad"

>>388385179
>weedle has evolved into beetle

>>388386109
>not inferno
close but no cigar

>>388386020
No, I'm not fucking kidding. I was cleaning up in preparation to move and flipped over a trash bag with a pet bed in it. It was covering the WHOLE fucking bag on the opposite side.

I could accept that it could've been a fake, because I got the fuck back inside as soon as I saw it, but you can't deny that kind of primal fear.

>>388386060
How long does it spin anon?

>>388386060
Why boner?

>>388384663

If this happened to you, would you want to see a qt azn eating your body before you slip into the abyss?

>>388386125
Problem is I don't live by myself yet and a lot of responsibility with a snake

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>>388384016
Yum

>>388386004
Wild Wild West reimagined as a modern video game would be dope as fuck.

>>388386135
I wish I was a loaded Jap business man just so I can buy shit like this

>>388386156
How can you tell?

>>388385262
I feel you, those fuckers would form fucking clouds around us everytime we killed a sheep or something, they can smell blood from miles away.
We made traps for them, you need a bottle, some water and a piece of meat. Just cut a hole in the bottle and fill part of it with water, the meat will be the bait, fuckers go in but can't get out and end up falling in the water where they drown. We just hanged a bunch of those around, either that or burn their hives but that might be dangerous.

>>388386150
More like
>Why Heracross' pre-evolution was cut out.webm

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>see crazy bug pile etc
>have sudden urge to stick my dick in there

Help.

>>388386125
No thanks, I don't want to live with an animal that if it got loose, could easily kill me if I was caught off guard.

>>388386184
>that fucking pop

>>388386004
wicki wicki

>>388384663
THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD RETARDS

it's just the salt making them twitch

>>388385763
Chinese people butcher dogs alive. An animal that has become so attuned to our emotional states they understand them better than us. Dogs are predisposed to love and worship humans as that is how we made them. A creature that will do everything it can to see you safe from harm, generally content in life, and pleased with it. It wants you to reciprocate its love, because it actually does love you as it has been proven scientifically.

Chinese people deliberately cause their captive dogs to feel intense fear and agony before (or even as) they are cooked because the chemicals they release into their body supposedly makes the meat taste nicer.

Imagine the only non-canine creature you instantly recognise, love and trust when first opening your eyes as a pup, in your last moments, gleefully inflicting the worst pain upon you while you beg for mercy allk the while having no conceivable idea why they are doing this to you.

I swear to God if I had the option to remove any racial phenotype from this world, it would be that of the East Asian.

Can you imagine walking through a tropical forest 65 million years ago?

is anthill art considered animal cruelty?

>>388386125
Pets like pythons and bulldogs should require a license to have cause that shit will kill your children.

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>>388384845
>implying

>>388386207
The smoke thing that some bars have (with some wood with specific aromas) will cost you around $25. Plus the rum price. Not outrageously expensive, but still not something you want to drink every day.

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>>388386309
Burmese pythons are very calm and docile, it's why they're the second-best snake pet.

>>388386402
Do ants do anything helpful?

>>388386361
Serious question, if they're dead how does the salt make their bodies twitch?

>>388386193
>can switch between the two main characters
>one has great gun play with different gun choices with a lot of accuracy and firepower
>the other is all gadgets and and neat trinkets to get through the map and take out enemies

>>388386109
>>388386156
>>388386228
It's not Inferno, its not even hard or normal. I'm an EDF pleb but I recognize that fucking beach as a Fencer, if you weren't playing on babby mode it'd be literally carpeted with Fire Ants.

Good mission for Artillery sniping

>>388386419
That;s the wrong beetle though. Post the one with fuckhuge pincers (or whatever they're called).

>>388386420
>smoke thing
The cigar? Or that vase?

>>388386391
I'd imagine it would be like travelling to a different planet all together.

>>388385416
fuck it, give it the fuckin of a life time, it'll fall asleep then the government comes and takes it away, so you never have to answer your phone when it calls.

>>388386419
B-BEETLE GET UP...G-GET UP

>>388386470
Fires up those almonds

>>388386491
Wood filings.

>>388386470
The salt causes the nerves to fire and makes the muscles move. Electrolytic reaction.

>>388380828
why the fuck does the lizard just lay there, and why does the centipede miss its first lunge, they're both incompetent

>>388386060

There's something sexual about this.

>>388386139
Fish don't have the brain parts and nervous parts to feel pain like humans do. They do react to injuries, but it's pretty clear it's not the way we feel it. They also have no reaction to pain killers, or when they do, it's in a dosage that will kill them to see any tiny type of effect.

Fish don't feel pain.

>>388386172
you gotta understand that it is physiologically impossible. the organs of insects just float in a blood-like fluid with no circulation, so they get all their oxygen passively from the air. when the oxygen content was a lot higher, like when that giant millipede existed, the inefficiency of the system doesnt matter as much. now, if atmospheric conditions change.....

>>388385549
It's already fucking dead people. see >>388385930

>>388386497
I've thought about that. People bash the colonists but 90% of them had balls of steel

>>388380468
Awful like not good right?

>>388386419
>Scorpions love to hold hands more than anything else
purest monster girl

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>>388386246
fall / winter's almost coming and I doubt they'll survive out in the open in >a fucking leaf. besides, my boss barely cares about flies in the shop as long as they don't land on the fish, so I doubt he'll do anything about the wasps outside. at least I'm glad I got the fish smell to make them calm down and just scan for food. the other market workers must go through hell every day

>>388385763
there is no purpose anon, it taste the same. it's just for show for soulless Chinese, "ohhh, lookga! foodga moove ga!"

>Posting animal gore in a video game category
Why again?

Also, does anyone remember those drawings of anime half snail half human characters being salted to death?

>>388386480
Difficulty only changes the damage though

>>388386367
>because the chemicals they release into their body supposedly makes the meat taste nicer.
Fun fact, this has been scientifically disproven. Adrenaline makes meat taste worse and become tougher.
But these are the same people that rip shark fins off to make fucking soup, and eat duck fetuses, so...

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>>388386612
You know it

>>388380468
Someone hasn't played Vigilante 8.

>>388385257
People who live on the coast viewed Lobsters as rats of the sea.

People who lived in landlocked states never got to try it since there was no industry for it so yeah rarity led to it becoming a luxury food staple.