left or right?

>>388368309
I want to put my dick between both of them.

both

shit designs for shallow tasteless waifufags

>>388368309
Blue skin is unfapable

>>388368610
That's her suit you imbecile

left because she is white.

>>388368309
They both have terrible designs but at least Samus has been in good games.

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>>388368309

Samus

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>>388368309

Mercy is better

>>388368309
i want my face between all 4 cheeks!

How can there massive ass cheeks be sandwiched between each other like that??

>>388368309
Left is a beautiful Aryan goddess while the one on the right is a filthy french subhuman

Right on my dick, left on my face.

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>>388369135
dangit anon! get out of those butts, it's my turn!!!!

>>388369538
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=ass-to-ass&limit=40

>>388369135
Dang, anon is so luck-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP nevermind

>>388368309
Right. Metroids are dangerous as fuck with current technology

>>388369135
what would happen if they both brapped at the same time haha

>>388368309
I want to put my face between them and suffocate

>>388368309
Right has an ass in the actual games instead of just fanart like Shitmus

>>388369135
Where'd you get this picture of me dude

>>388370792
>>388370912
>>388371146
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF

mmmmmm, quite pungent my dears

>>388371109
That art is faithful to her Smash model, you dumb faggot.

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>>388368309

Can I be in the middle, please?

>>388371795
Samus is flatter than FFXIII's Lightning in every game except Smash (which isn't canon) and Other M (which you waifu autists don't treat as canon).

>>388371269
You're funny

>>388368309
I'll take the pikachu. The bimbos can stay in their little hoola hoop portal thing.

Me on the left

I wanna remodel the shitholes of both of them

>>388368309
Widowmaker! OW is GOTYAY!!!! I luv D.va! :D Whose the lame pallet swap on the left?

>>388368309
Samus. Every time. Overwatch is SJW trash.

>>388368309
I don't like blondes and I don't like widow's skin.

>>388368309
Those are pretty big assses

>>388368309
Left, only cucks say otherwise

>>388375691
>I don't like blondes

What ?Why?

>>388375952
Dunno, it just doesn't do it for me.

>>388375952
he's gay

>>388368309
Would it be right if I left?

>>388376067
I wasn't talking to you, stay out of the conversation.

>>388376057
oh okay

>>388376134
I think I associate blonde hair with stupidity if you want a better answer. All the dumb girls dyed their hair blonde in my area growing up.

Eh Widow has a better face and I can dig the blue skin but that tattoo is a total turn-off so I'll stick with masturbation

>>388368309
whoever made that pic needs to make porn

>>388370296
Wait, what?

>>388368309
me on the lower left

>>388376716
EVERYONE HIDE. THE MODS ARE COMING. I JUST SAW THEM TWO THREADS OVER.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>388370296
/thread

>>388368309
left if this is not other m samus, otherwise, right

Hard choice, but Widow maker's character is more developed and its pure sex.

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>>388378079
>ywn remodel her shit hole

>>388368309
Pikachu

>>388370296
whatcha talkin bout willis?

>>388370296
>one can get pregnant from her wastehole
What the fuck does that mean?

>>388368406

>>388368670
>She was given extensive training in the covert arts, and then her physiology was altered, drastically slowing her heart, which turned her skin cold and blue and numbed her ability to experience human emotion. Amélie was gone.

>>388368309
I want both to spitroast me with their fat dicks while Im forced to wear a similar skintight latex catsuit.

>>388368670
Ayy lamau

>>388368309
Fatten both of them up and pound their asses like a beast, pinning them down as I thrust into their cheeks.

>>388368309
Why would anyone put this much effort into fapbait art?

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>>388368309
>Actually trying to compare Samus to that whore.
Are you even trying to make this hard?

>>388379439
Because people like sex.

>>388368309
Why does a yellow rat have a boner for a human woman?

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Seriously?

Samus yah fuck stick

realistically, they'd look at you and laugh and find some ultra chad hero

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>>388379461
>implying samus hasnt been dicked by every species of alien in the universe

Samus has tits AND ass, which WM only has ass.

>>388379296
>and numbed her ability to experience human emotion
This sounds like something out of a shitty japanese cartoon, I am glad I never got into this series

https://youtu.be/vO8TRGaqM9I?t=6m59s
WM has a sexier voice

>>388380072
Sounds like you have insecurity issues regarding women.

>>388368309
>non-cancerwart Samus
Always the one.

>>388368309
brrraaaabbbbrrrrrrtttttt

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>>388380412

>>388380412
imgur uncensored pls

>>388380412
I can see the anus, anon

>>388380412
I'll take, what is IQDB for $500

>>388380412
butthole

>>388368309
right, i cant fap to left

>>388380412
I know but I won't give it because there's a namefag waiting for it

>people are taking Overwatch classes as anything other than shitty cosmetic on an overrated game
>soon Overwatch will have overtaken the Metroid SERIES lifetime sales
>will have to deal with people arguing Overwatch was a good game/classic in 10 years

>>388381715
Tay swift, obviously.

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>>388381715
>no screamer

>>388381413
thank you friend

>>388375619
Samus is a shitty blank slate. Any Overwatch character has more personality.

Also Overwatch's gameplay is a billion times better than backtracking: the franchise.

>>388379461
Widowmaker is an actual character, unlike generic blank slate #749374.

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>>388376716
>>388378809
>>388379061

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>>388381679
Better than people pretending Super Metroid was a classic when every single person alive at the time prefered DKC which came out in the same year.

>>388368309
brap or brap?

>>388382189
brrrrrrrrrtttttttfff

>>388382168
>if one game was more popular than another within a specific time frame it means the other game was liked by nobody ever

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>>388380223
>Samus has tits and ass

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.

This is how your shitty waifu looks like outside your headcanon. She has less ass than Taylor Swift.

Compared to Flatmus, Widowmaker is Michelle Lewin.

I want Widowmaker to use me as toilet paper.

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>>388382573

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>>388375952
>>388375691
I don't like blondes either. They have piss hair. I don't see the hype.

>>388382047
kek

>>388383221
>piss hair
but piss is green?

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>>388380610
oh yeah jump to 6:59

>>388384531
>7:09
My dick wasn't ready for this.

>>388368309
Left a million times over. Would fuck Samus on top of Widow while Widow has her disgusting bitchface slowly and agonizingly torn off by a starved Metroid and her tiny tits roughly grinded against turning rusted gears and fed out a meat grinder to Ridley.

>>388382047
tuuuubes

>>388384284
liar

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>>388385078