>anon get on mic

>holy shit anon are you black cause that's the deepest voice I've ever heard
every time

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>Accidentally hit push to talk button one day
>Anon was that you? Do you have a mic?

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>get on skype with co-worker
>we talk about video games for a while
>too autistic to cut off the conversation
>he ends up absentmindedly playing tf2 and screensharing it
>forced laugh at every shitty joke he makes while playing for five hours
>it gets really awkward the whole time but I'm still too spergy to just exit the call
>he takes this as genuine interest and starts talking about his life
>another hour later he's a lot friendlier and thanks me for talking to him and says he'll see me at work
>mfw I just wanted to say hi real quick and play video games the rest of the night

he got way too friendly after that and kept inviting me to play coop games at his house and I kept saying no because I was convinced he was gay

mics were a mistake

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>>388367939
Your fault for communicating at all, if you don't wanna deal with this shit then just don't type or anything. People will only ask you to get on mic if your doing shit in chat.

>holy shit kid go to sleep what are u doing playing at 3 AM im going to call ur parents
you guys don't know what is having a squeaky voice.

>>388368723
>Not keeping the mic jack unplugged from your pc at all times

Que?, No hablo ingles

>be anything above gold nova in CS GO
>don't use mic
Fuck anyone who does this

>>388368998
you almost had the chance to get a cute boyfriend who cares about you anon. why didn't you take it?

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>tfw have a speech impediment
I have never used a mic in my life

>>388369921
he was cute but I don't want to be gay

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>>388367939
>what?

>>388368557
Noone's ever asked me if I'm black, but the ladies cream themselves over it

>>388367939
Okay
>Blasts Eye of the Spider

>>388367939
I just got a new headset and I can't use the mic because of the constant humming sound. It gets softer when I touch the PC case, so it's probably electronic interference.

Wat do?

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>>388368723
>Yeah bro, it was me, what's up?

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>girl sends friend request
>because she "your voice is manly"
>decline
>"why?"
>accept
>never messages you once
>never talk or play together again

>>388368557
everybody thinks i sound like 10, same with my dad

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>have a screechy voice like gollum
>13 year olds call me a faggot and tell me to stop imitating filthy frank
it aint easy being jewish

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>>388370709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TR2BFyZgHE

>>388370910
Don't you like my chain, anon?