Yes yes very good, Marc very good... HOWEVER Valve has let JJ

go away jewish todd howard

It's gonna be its own canon and just be based on the games. Probably gonna be shit, too. Who is playing GMan?

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>>388363193
This guy

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>>388363193
The actual guy

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>>388363193

>>388364079
Connery? Really?

>>388362676
So it's gonna be a rehash of the first one with a new protagonist?

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>>388364768
JJ make it happen!

>>388364079
>Eli
>Morgan
Can it get more perfect than this

>>388362676
considering how successful and critically acclaimed all videogame movies are I can't wait for this to come out

>>388362676
You're gonna need to provide some prooof

>>388364079
>eli
>g-man
not bad

>gordon
>breen
disgusting

>>388366473
I'm gonna give a link so good that it will both confirm that this is a thing and that it is still being worked on

http://www.businessinsider.com/jj-abrams-portal-half-life-movies-still-in-development-2016-9

>>388362676
I'm sure it will come out the same weekend as the Metal Gear movie and the Splinter Cell movie

>>388366641
>""The entire film is being written in Hebrew!" Joked Abrams who later explained that Valve's own Gabe Newell "was on board with the concept of an African-American lead for both films""

>>388364079
>gman
>christopher walken

terrible casting, i would not be able to take him seriously at all

>>388367214
>take gman seriously

Dude did you play Half-Life?

Just make it CGI like the Final Fantasy movies.

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>>388362676
haven't they been talking about this for years now?
I'm sure they decided to just make him fuck off at this point, along with anything they have that relates to their old IPs that don't make them as much money as CSGO.

Give me the script and I'll make it in RPG maker.

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>>388368358
10 Cloverfield Lane is set in the Seven Hour War.
This is not new!

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>>388368770
Interesting if true

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>>388368770
that don't look like no combine ship to me

>>388364079
>makeup and costuming don't exist

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>>388369140
sure...

And the Mercy Hospital reference at the end was just coincidence.

>>388362676

>(((Jar Jar Abrams))) makes half life 3 movie

So, just copy-pasta of half life 1+2 as a movie?

>>388368770
>dat hazmat suit
>dat hound eye
>dat gunship
>dat toxic barrel
>dat Mercy Hospital call for help
>dat MiCHELLe reference
>dat PORTAL STORM AT THE END

JJ please...

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>>388369512
>posts a completely different looking ship
>sure...

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>>388362676
Holy shit am I glad I'm not a Half life fan. I don't understand how you people have the will power for this shit

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>>388369821
What about the Mercy Hospital reference?

>>388370065
JJ Abrams is the perfect guy to make a movie of an action game with some mystery lore that is never hinted at but you never get a real grasp on.

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>>388370257
A game I played used an SMG that looks a lot like the one from HL2 so that must be a half life reference as well

>>388370257
Mercy Hospital is a pretty common name for a hospital. Just google "Mercy Hospital" and see how many results for hospitals come up

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>>388370329
A movie made by Director Dan Trachtenberg the same guy did Portal: No Escape well that's another coincidence

I think not

>>388370698
Keep grasping at straws, frogposter, I don't care anymore.

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>>388370876
Giving up already? What, don't you wanna know about the the next movie? Called God Particle...

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>>388370265
Except that at his best he is decent while most of his most notable works are based off of other's creativity with not much of his own implemented. Of course somebody as jewish as Gabe would get this guy to make this movie

>>388362676
The Half-Life film series isn't the replacement for games, it's a tie-in promotional material for an upcoming game. It doesn't even take place in the same universe as the games - it shows another version of Earth falling prey to the Combine. Cloverfied is where the clovers grow.

>>388366402
>he didnt enjoy postal, dead or alive, sonic ova, mortal kombat.

>>388371098
Isn't that exactly what you want?

>>388371271
>resident evil, tomb raider, street fighter and half life

>>388364967
Dude Moranis hasn't been acting ever since his wife died, that was 20ish years ago

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>>388371384
No Its going to take more than somebody as creatively bankrupt and brainlet as JarJ Abrams to make a satisfactory movie adaptation for a video game

JEW JEW ABRAMS

>>>/tv/

>>388373795
this is vidya

>google every hypothetical technology that could wipe out a planet
>have G-Man send Gordon on a quest through time, space, death and reality picking up one of each
>retroviral plagues, grey goo bombs, the sun launchers from Lensman, all that shit
>get to the heart of the combine and denotate them all at once. timespace in the area will be scarred for a googolplex years and the house nigger races are gonna want revenge on humankind, but more or less the day is saved
>Gordon dies in the ensuing localized collapse of reality. G-Man picks him up, tells him his internship is over and he's being offered full-time employment
>last scene is Gordon appearing before some human, implied to be the descendant of him and Alex, in the far distant future and telling them to prepare for unforseen circumstances

there I just wrapped up Half-Life

>>388376421
That's Rick and Morty! FUCK OFF!

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>>388364079
>an old guy as Gordon
>The House/Heisenberg meme
Nigger, Gordon was 27 fresh out of MIT in HL1.

Also
>Not having Ty Burrel as Gman.

What a terrible list.

>>388376421
this is why you're not a professional writer. it's bad. that's ok, though, because it's just a shitpost on /v/, not anything anyone will ever actually care about.

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>>388376421
Retarded.

>Circumstances
Double retarded.

Good job, Ricardo Retardo.

https://youtu.be/-sxc6xq0kOY?t=46s

>>388379386
When SW TFA came out I was sick of JewJew Abrams.

But after 10 Cloverfield Lane, rewatching Cloverfield and Fringe, I'm convinced he would do a great job with either Portal or Half-Life movies.

>>388377046
>Adam Sandler
>Eddie Murphie
Everything else is fine. Those two are shit.

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>>388380151
lost is bretty good too

>>388362676
Something like this happening would convince me that the monkey's paw is a real life thing