Male role models in videogames

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>>388358029

>A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>Supersoldier
>Loyal to his AI waifu
>Has to stop space jihadis from allah ackbaring the galaxy

Master Chief is literally the perfect man.

>>388358229
>Master Chief is literally the perfect man.

He has like, less than 0 personality. Generic Sphess Muhreen.

>>388358229
>fit male
>idolized exclusively by fatsos who work in IT

Why? I thought fatbodies hated Chads.

>>388358482
envy only applies to real life for males

>>388358482

everybody knows that to be fit is the ideal state.

Even fatsos

more like examples of toxic masculinity

>>388358653
>everybody knows that to be fit is the ideal state.

Dumb muscle.

It follows the orders of those who are not fit but intelligent.

>>388359124

>you can't be both

Not only are you a brainlet, you're also a manlet.

Sad.

>>388359251
No you cant. Excessive musles demand higher energy intake, which means more time eating and more time training to stay fit, it eats up the time you need to sharpen your mind and expand your knowlege.
>Hurr Master Chief has AI in the head
Might as well say fuck it and go full transhumanist

>>388359581
What a lame excuse to be a flabby puss.

>>388360014
I'm not American. That's an automatic -5 BMI points.

Dante from Devil May Cry

Cole Phelps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI43neqb1WQ

>>388361180
>runs away with a girl in side ending
nah

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<3

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He got away with everything, after all.

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>>388358029

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Reminder that the broad at the beginning still wanted to be fucked by him. Follow his lead.

>>388361747
>Wants to Make Japan Great again
>Most of the people he screws over or kills are idiots/deserve it
>Has fucked half of Tokyo, probably has hundreds of biological children


Literally did nothing wrong

>>388361747
Rule of women: If you aren't fucking it, someone is. Protag was just writers projecting their own white knight faggotry.

>>388361268
But he comes back anyways.

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>so manly the biggest bitch on a planet started craving for his dick so hard it literally asspulled ending D

>>388359581

>excessive muscles

You can be fit without being a roided out monster you pencil necked faggot

>>388362858
Never noticed the benis before

>>388358332
I don't even care about Halo that much, but you're actually wrong here. He has a clear cut personality despite not saying too much.

>>388358029
>little pompous bitch who has never had to fight a day in his life
>goons do all his work for him, barely even shows up
>doesn't know how to fight to begin with, only capable of retarded gorilla swings, but this doesn't matter because "muh nanomuhchines" do everything for him
>abuses dogs

Fuck Armstrong even if he does give a good speech (that he didn't write).

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>>388367082
>Never had to fight a day in his life