Any good games where I can play as an elf and immerse myself into elf life?
I want to suck on her ears.
I tried to like inquisition. I really did. But it just wasn't meant to be.
>>388355804
If you were an elf living an elf life, you would undoubtedly be Tingle.
>>388356808
Why is this game called Vitamin Quest anyway?
Morrowind is the only answer.
>>388356808
boring af
drop factory completely destroys it
>>388356942
AFAIK in the author's language juice made with milk is called vitamin or somethingstreet language fag
Pornfags have already arrived, rip video games.
>>388356972
Literally the reverse
>>388356717
Who is this?
>>388356969
I am hoping the next game is set in Black Marsh to see the treatment of the hundreds of smurf guest workers by the Argonians.
"I am Vivec of the Tribu-"
*sound of whip crack*
"Shut up smurf and get back to work."
"That chamberpot aint gonna clean itself"
>>388357772
It's an elf.
>>388356969
but dark elves are not cute
>>388355804
Dragon Age Origins.
You can be treated like the poor-class rape-bait garbage or forest hippies that they are.
>>388358956
Plebs like you are the reason why we don't get more elves with great lore and aesthetics.
>>388355804
Skyrim. Getting raped by a pack of Orcs while you're exploring a dungeon and forced to carry their children is very immersive.
>>388359223
elves are supposed to be the fair race
either they're highly attractive or incomprehensible interdimensionals
Not these hideous spider human hybids
>>388360758
Dunmer are literally cursed from their former appearance of looking like Altmer
>>388360758
You are not a fan of elves if you can't appreciate them without masturbating. It's a fantasy race and it's not supposed to be anything, as long as they check enough elf-points, which Dunmer do. Making elves the attractive humans with pointy ears race is one of their biggest curses that does more damage than good, exemplified by this thread.
>>388362550
Not like Altmer are any prettier though.
>>388362939
They've gotten better.
>>388362763
On the other hand, they can be plenty cute.
>>388362763
>masturbating
Not everything beautiful is only so because you want to fuck it, that's you projecting your own latent degeneracy
>>388355804
>>388363360
>bogstandard human with pointy ears
>literally that bitch from the hobbit
>>388363547
Nice fanart. What's next, modded skyrim?
>>388363360
1. That's not how they look in any game.
2. A human with elf ears is not better.
>>388363813
If it can't be fanart or mods, almost no elves in ES look good
>>388359010
This. You can also make a huge deal out of everything people say to you if you want.
>Hello Elf
>You got a problem with me being an elf?
>>388363658
It's an exaggeration portraying the fact that a lot of people wouldn't give a shit about this fantasy race if it wouldn't be for their females. Why do you think elf threads needs to get deleted because of porn dumping? Some feel the need to fill this thread despite barely playing them, not knowing their lore and background.
>>388360758
The appearance of Elves in TES has changed in every single game drastically, from traditional elves in Daggerfall to potato faced monsters of Oblivion and aliens in Skyrim.
They will likely change massively again in the next TES, though I can see it being more in line with ESO's vision where they can actually be "attractive" for once.
>>388359370
is there a mod that gets you pregnant?
>>388363965
>almost no elves in ES look good
Then fuck off if that's all that matters to you. Here, get triggered.
>>388355804
Any good games where I can kill elves?
>>388364357
seconding this
>>388362763
I'm only a fan of dark, sadistic, sexual deviant, elves.
>>388364357
The next Total Warhammer includes not one but two fully fledged factions of Elves of different flavours.
Cut down hordes of pretty Elves or have them eaten by dinosaurs.
>>388364269
This is why I post these concept arts, not defending the shitty grafics of these games, but TES elves are supposed to look weird. At least since Morrowind.
>>388355804
>Any good games where I can play as an elf and immerse myself into elf life?
TES, but don't tell Whitestrake
DO NOT OPEN THIS IMAGE
>>388364515
In Oblivion everyone looked the same with those awful potato faces. In Skyrim they took the whole weird angle to whole new lengths.
At least for the Dunmer it makes some sense as they are a cursed race and by all rights won't be conventionally attractive to our standards.
>>388364659
He said elves, not human barbie dolls with some pointy ears added as an afterthought.
>>388364832
>In Skyrim they took the whole weird angle to whole new lengths.
Not really, or haven't you played morrowind? They got the looks alright, though I don't want them to replicate it to a t in the next game.
>>388364832
It raises more questions why Bosmer, being eldritch abominations with glamour aren't more pretty. It would be interesting to see glamour work depending on player character race in TES VIbut it will never happen, cause Bethesda are lazy and incompetent hacks with no idea yo expand upon basics laid out years ago when they made vidya for fun.
>>388364356
I was agreeing with you anon, Mer culture is super fun, but just because it is doesn't mean there can't be cuties, which there are, and there aren't. ES is my favorite series just because of the lore, I ain't about to dislike it just because of how the characters look
this is all your fault tolkein! you stupid fucking cunt!
Did someone say drow?
>>388365267
>, being eldritch abominations with glamour aren't more pretty
Only the women have glamour, and arguably only the ones in valenwood are like that.
Skyrim is pretty cool
Skyrim Elves are one of the few things that it did right. For their faces, I mean.
>>388365808
good thing mods fix this
>>388365926
yeah the blocky lips are a real nuisance, I'm glad you can fix it easily
Whats with all the TES discussion discussions lately
>>388365926
thank god for mods
>>388366148
Project Greenheart approaching. After they release oblivion and fallout 3 remastered of course.
>>388366148
>Whats with all the TES discussion discussions lately
they want a new TES game
>>388366168
Yeah, humans with pointy ears > actual fantasy race.
>>388365808
Skyrim elves look generally good, but they made them slightly too pointy (literally you can see the points on the models) and it's inconsistent that they can have both ayy eyes and human eyes.
>>388364659
>Dwemer armour
Disgusting
Eldar at their worst are retarded pansies who are ripped apart easier than wet paper tissues buttfucked more often than a third rate porn star while looking ridiculous all throughout. At their best they're magnificently, bastardly ninja wizards who finish your sentences for you before you even start a conversation and then kill you with rainbows and interpretative dancing. The good outweighs the bad, IMO.
>>388366559
>Disgusting
no u
>>388366592
Any more good artwork with the armor that the guy on the left is wearing?
>>388366876
Dragon Age series, except for DA2
Is there a skyrim mod to make everyone dess in skimpy armor?
>>388367159
>>388367370
Yes, killerkeo's armor conversion is what I use iirc. I'm not at home to check
>>388367370
>Is there a skyrim mod to make everyone dess in skimpy armor?
is water wet
>>388367670
Thanks anon!
>>388367438
>>388366274
Do people still think this refers to Valenwood?
Fairly obvious it references the Hist.
The Montreal Studio just got the concept art and are starting on the assets so it will be awhile before it gets announced never mind released.
>>388367784
>>388368020
>Fairly obvious it references the Hist.
how? It's a plant thing.
>The Montreal Studio
Right, did your crystal ball tell you that?
>>388368125
>>388368020
GreenHeart is a city in Valenwood
>Have a thing for old school heavy metal swords & sorcery armor schemes for women
>Think FAKK Heavy Metal
>no games have armor quite like it.
Fuck my life.
I miss when Sword & Sorcery was Conan The Barbarian/Golden Axe tier aesthetic
>>388368297
>>388368453
>>388368160
The Hist are trees.
The gentleman that named them was a fan of Piers Anthonys Xanth series.
Hist tree
History
Yeah he was a dork.
The Montreal studio thing is a WAG.
They have finished the assets for Starfield so it is not really a stretch.
>>388368686
Greenheart is a city in Valenwood, and Valenwood is way more green than BLACK marsh.
>>388365302
You're an idiot m8. Post-Tolkien hacks are the problem.
>>388364293
More importantly, is there a mod that lets you have incestuous sex with your children
>>388364293
Lover's Lab. Go look it up on their forum.
>>388370269
there is, my friend, there is
>>388355804
Op here, all I've seen are Dragon Age and Skyrim are those the only games?
I've already played DA guess I'll have to play again
>>388368862
Which would be more interesting?
Exploring a race literally nobody cares about and those that do hate them(Gaenor,the Adoring Fan, etc.)
or
Being involved with helping a kalpa end dodging group do it yet again?
Go back to the Oblivion rumors to get a sense of what is coming.
>>388370494
>are those the only games?
Yes, you can stop making these threads now.
>>388370565
Literally no one cares about argonians except for scalies.
>>388355804
DAO city elf intro.
>>388370494
You can play as a space elf in Stellaris and commit mass genocide as elves like to do. :^)
>>388370494
you can play as elves in NWN 1/2 (which you've probably played before too) but there might be only 1-2 lines of dialogue in the whole game to do with your background, so I wouldn't count that
>>388370653
I won't I love elves!
What's the deal with elves and the wild hunt?
>>388370565
Black marsh is too isolated from the rest of tamriel, they are extremely unimportant in the grand scheme of things. They would also have to pull an oblivion and change its lore because most of black marsh is only liveable by argonians.
>>388355804
>Get Skyrim to play a new RPG as an elf because I love elves
>Start character creator
>All elves are fucking ugly
>HOLY SHIT A TIGER MAN!
>Play as cute tiger man instead
>>388370494
>>388355804
Final Fantasy XIV. Most of the good parts of the story and the best worldbuilding revolve around elves.
I have a feeling you're looking for copypaste Tolkien elf waifus though, which these are not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB6FaGBz0Lo
Soon
>>388371909
>That's his mother
Wew lad
>>388363813
>Preferring literal fucking ayyys to sexy humanoid elves
>>388371347
Wild Hunt is often associated with Faerie in British folklore and elves are typically fey or in someway related to faeries dependent on the setting.
>>388372231
>not preferring ayyys
Casual.
Fill in the blank: elves are for ______!
>>388372515
kids
>>388372515
Memes.
>>388372184
>tfw your mom dress like a slut
>>388371528
The Hist preparing to survive another Kalpa is important to the grandest scheme.
The intro to the game will start you as a prisoner as per usual.
An Argonian priest will be sacrificing your group.
When your turn comes you will be placed on the altar and the priest will draw his blade to remove your heart.
Unlike previous games you will not be saved and will see your beating heart being tossed into a fire.
Your survival will start the events of the game.
Its all very Sithis shaped hole and whatnot.
>>388371726
Yeah instead you have mary sue children that is so much better.
Don't get we wrong i like alphinaud but alisae is such a fucking cunt i hate her so much she didn't do shit in ARR or HW and suddenly shes some super powerful chosen warrior or some shit.
Why does yoshi suck so much at designing female characters? The only thing that is worse than alisae is Lyse. Don't even get me started on that trainwreck of a character.
>>388372559
>dresses like a slut and fucks you
At least in one of the past editions that was the case.
In the game proper there's also that qt generic dark elf officer that they showed in the Skaven trailer that got killed by Headtaker.
>>388362763
>In medieval Germanic-speaking cultures, elves seem generally to have been thought of as beings with magical powers and supernatural beauty, ambivalent towards everyday people and capable of either helping or hindering them.
>Elves are prominently associated with sexual threats, seducing people and causing them harm.
You're right, they're supposed to be ugly.