Is there a bigger hack in the video game industry than David Cage?

How do you poop without peeing?

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>>388343031

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>>388343031
>David Cage
>video game industry

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Did you do it /v/?

>go to take a shit
>endless supply of piss while I'm nuking the toilet
anyone else?

>>388344103
I ate the placenta and it made my character sick and throw up : /

>>388343031
what kind of video game is that?

>>388343031
That toilet and bathroom is nicer than anything /v/ will ever own. It's no wonder /v/ shitposts about this game so much. Insecure and sad!

>>388343031
>arial
Why won't this font die?

>>388343135
It would be very painful

>>388343031
Why is there 2 toilet paper holders? And why is the one on the left so far away from the seat?

>>388344642
The one behind is for standing ass-wipers, while the other one is for sitters.

>>388343031
Never owned any Playstation after PS2. Please tell me that's an edit.

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>>388344408
But was it unisex?

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Yes.

>>388343031
DAVID CAGE IS A GOLDEN GOD!

>>388343031
>>388344103
what the fuck are these real

>>388343031
What the fuck is this game?

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>>388343031
>Combo

>>388345505
No. They're shopped.

heavy rain was pure kino

>>388345505
yeah

>>388345505
>>388345627
Pretty sure that's Heavy Rain.

>>388345661
redirect pee into asshole and then poopee

>>388345187
>Makes vidya for Xbox
>Praises Xbox while insulting PC for over a decade
>Switched to making vidya for PC
>Now praises PC and insults Xbox
Bleszinski isn't the worst person in the industry but he's fucking trying to be.

>>388345790
Beyond Two Souls, not Heavy Rain.

>>388345919
Eh, close enough anyways.