>Game autosaves >Hardsave after it TWISTED

>reload last saved game
>save immediately after loading

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>388325787
I actually do this all the time.

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>Game tells me to not turn off the console
>I'm actually emulating

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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>press ENTER to start
>press space
>game starts

RULES OF NATURE

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>game autosaves when you quit
>get physically stuck because the devs fucked their shit up
>close game to google for help
>game autosaves

The Witness everyone. The dev had even patched godmode from the game version I had installed.

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>game autosaves in the middle of your death

>"press any button"
>press eject

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>"please don't close the game while it's saving"
>close the game
LOCK ME UP AND THROW THE KEY OUT

>thanks for purchasing this game!
>i pirated it
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

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>game tells you not to play with headphones on max volume for too long

>>388325787
>game autosaves on character death
>backup entire game folder after each session

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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>see a 1up icon on the ground
>jump over it and keep going

LIVIN IT UP AT THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

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>Game tells me to take breaks often
>Play for 7 hours straight

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>Thank you so much for playing my game!
>I'm watching a playthrough
SOMEONE STOP ME

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>pirate game
>delete it immediately after it finishes downloading

COME AS YOU ARE

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>game is massive open world with plethora of side missions that promises 100+ hours of content
>rush through main story and never touch it again
LYING IN MY BED I HEAR THE CLOCK TICK

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>press button to toggle run
>keep the button pressed anyway

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>pop up message: "don't forget to take a break every now and then"
>keep playing
>CHICKEN IN THE BREAD PIN PICKING OUT DOUGH, GRANNIE WILL YOU DOG BITE NO CHILD NO

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>run out of lives
>load save state at levels start
A-BA-BA-BA, BA-BARBRA ANNE

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>Game says to grow stronger by forging bonds with characters
>Run through the game on easy without talking to anyone
>Look up porn of the girls later

I DID MY TIME

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>>388328394
This actually happends to me a lot

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>Now Saving: Please do not touch th-
>touches the power button
YOU'RE THE FIRESTARTER

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>game asks if I've played before and if I want to skip the tutorial
>say yes
>it's actually my first time playing
OOH WAH AH AH AH

>game is hold ctrl to crouch
>set up turbo mode to make it toggle instead

IT'S 3 A.M. AND I'M FEELIN LONELY

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>container[empty]
>still click on it

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>die
>hit quick save instead of quick load key
>lose over an hour of progress
And that's how my will to play thief died.

>>388329273
hwat game m8

>Megaman boss door
>I walk through it without jumping

nothin personnel

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>30 rounds in a mag
>Shoot once
>Reload

IVE COMMITTED CRIMES

>>388331083
Persona, I'd assume

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>>388330848
>ammo[full]
>still try to pick it up

I want somebody to do a vocaroo of all these where they say the greentext in a normal tone then yell the quotes/music lyrics into the mic really fucking loud.

>already beaten the game
>still do the optional tutorial
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y M C A

>press A to jump
>I press X instead
IT'S NOT EASY BEING CHEESY
>>388331427
this

>go do the thing
>I don't
HEY HEY YOU YOU

>platforming game
>choose not to use the jump button
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>save game
>immediately forget if I saved
>don't save again
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE LOCK

>>388331537
>next mission is major final battle that will decide the future of the wasteland for generations to come
>play the DLC
CAN'T STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG

>npc gives me a quest to kill someone
>I kill the quest giver instead
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>be american
>dont get shot
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

>game gives me super powerful weapons
>save them and end up never using them
CAUTION WET FLOOR

>>388331327
I let off one round to pick up the ammo. Delete the rest of the ammo.

>press x to win
>I press triangle to lose
FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

>did I save?
>save
>did I save?
>save

.did I save?

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>>388331089
CEASE

>Replay game for the fifth time
>Don't skip tutorial
DUCKTALES WOO HOO

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>NPC gives me a one of a kind artifact that was emotionally attached to him/her as a reward for a quest
>Immediatelly pawn it off
I WALK THIS EMPTY STREET

>old JRPG
>make every party member the same class
ANNIE ARE YOU OK

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>>388332542
>implying tower of power isn't fun as fuck

>>388331703
out in the streets?

>I tell people that I don't read any mangas
>I actually read them
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

>collect voice log item
>dont play it
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS

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>buy video game
>never play it
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUIDE COME AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND

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>Play the sequel of a game
>Never play the original
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>>388332807
I did that

>>388327436
>game tells to take breaks every 50 or 30 minutes
>play 60 minutes straight
LOCK ME UP

>>388332657
How feasible is this?

I played Mad Max on my PS4 and WALKED through a sandstorm.

I died.

>playing San Andreas
>make a loud BEEEEEP sound irl over every "nigga"
I'LL BE THE ROUNDABOUT

>>388332542
>RPG has a variety of classes, most of which are specialized for certain roles
>only use classes that sub-optimally cover multiple roles
ARE YOU OKAY

>GTA
>stop at red lights
>sit in traffic
DO YOU LIKE MY CAR

>light bonfire in Dark Souls
>don't rest at it
WELL HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

>only one slot for autosave
>hardsave in case it puts me in a worse place later on

>>388333101
Very. Early game they hit hard enough to clear stuff, mid-game they upgrade and gain heals.

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>Game has a gog version
>Still gets cracked.

>Game asks if I'd like to quit
>Say no
>Quit anyways
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>388333371
>get killed
>reach bloodstain
>don't pick it up
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

>>388329273
>coworker starts talking about vidya
>show him my power level
CHI CHIKI BOOM CHIKI BOOM!

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>>388333572
>if you like the game buy it and support the developers!
>like the game but never buy it
JIBUUUUUUUN WOOOOOOO

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>shoot one bullet
>immediately reload
I'M A FREAK

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>Mention kung pow on /v/
>Don't stream it

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!

>break up with my girlfriend to play more video games
>shitpost on /v/ instead
I'M NOT YOUR BOY TOY

>play FPS
>never shoot


Don't you don't you want to thrill me
Don't you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it's ugly
But now don't you want to touch it anyway

I've been looking for a reject
And you ain't had nothing like me yet
Don't you think it's time for motion
I can take what you've been pushin'

Hey I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
Yea I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
I'm gonna

I'm the beast and you're the master
You're the meat of the matter
I'm no fool for discretion
When it's on the tip of my tongue

Don't you don't you want to thrill me
Don't you be afraid to tell me
Tell me if you think it's ugly
But now don't you want to touch it anyway

Hey I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
Fuck You
Yea I know what to do
I'm gonna
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck you
FUCK YOU

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>>388326174
>friend lends me his Pokemon cart
>erase his save file to start a new game
LOOK UP HERE MAN, I'M IN DANGER

>>388334343
it's the only way to play the 3D fallout games, Baby!

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>see artist's name on drawing
>ask for sauce anyway
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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>NPC tells me to be careful
>Plant C4 under myself

THERE AIN'T A CLOUD IN SIGHT

>play healer
>focus on doing damage
SO HERE I AM

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>talk to optional tutorial npc
>mash A to skip dialog
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS... CARMEN SANDIEGO

>game has QTEs
>fail them all on purpose to find out which ones are essential
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL

>stealth game
>make as much noise as possible
RUNNING IN THE 90'S

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>play telltale game
>choose silent option everytime
DON'T TOUCH ME I'M A REAL LIVE WIRE

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>>388335019
>replaying a game
>read entire tutorial thoroughly
MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY AT FIVE

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>gun still has some good amount of ammo left
>reload it anyway

HEY THERE PEOPLE I'M BOBBY BROWN

>>388335254
>racing game
>speed run it
GAS GAS GAS

>>388335595
>racing game
>drive the opposite way the game tells me to
SPEEDY SPEED BOY

>>388333572
I dont get it

>>388335979
>racing game
>don't drive at all

SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF THE CREEPS

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>Adjust the slider so the object on the left is barely visible
>adjust it so it's pretty visible

YOU KNOW YOU NEED IT
HEY
I NEED IT TOO

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>auto save only appears just before a fight
>mfw stopping when i see it and buffing up
thanks for the heads up faggot

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>Isabelle says to come back soon
>never turn the game on again
https://youtu.be/PBhvPmXoPpU

>play pokemon
>refuse to get into random encounters
>save on every safe grassy box to ensure this
EVERYTHING LITTLE THING I DO

>>388336861
Do you hate videogames

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Reminder: none of this ever happened.

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> you can press a button to reload
>instead go into the inventory and do it manually every time
THIS BIRD

IS BAKED

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>NPC stops me at the door to the next area and suggests employing stealth
>Immediately unload entire magazine into the air
>Enemies in the next area don't hear because the scripting is so poor

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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>>388336429
>that song

>>388330036
>The Prodigy reference
Nice.

>>388326083
Why would you do this?

>>388325787
"autosaving" actually reminds me to save, so yah all the time

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>buy game at full price
>never play it
This actually happens a lot
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>388337570
stop et

>discover areas I hadn't gotten to before and I'm overleveled for
>delete save and start over
BE COOL ABOUT FIIIIIRE SAFETY

Fallout 4 is constantly saving and it's pretty annoying. Deleting saves, then hardsaving.

>Game says I´m a cool guy
>I´m actually not
THAT´S ME IN THE CORNER

That's not a bad idea, autosave slots could get corrupted.

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>friendly NPC gives me a weapon
>kill them with it
HE'S A MANIAC

>>388325787
>ever trusting autosaves

>>388336116
GoG version of games don't have DRM meaning they're already "cracked" to begin with

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YA'LL NIGGAS NEED JESUS

>>388326538
>>388326174
>>388330036
So what happens when you do this?

>>388339463
Save corruption.

>>388325787
I do this all the time

>>388339435
>need Jesus
>pledge eternal loyalty to Satan
FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN

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>Saving only possible through auto saves
>Keep backup of autosaves
HIDE BENEATH, YOUR MONKEY SKIN

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>Pirate game
>Open its manual
>Devs thank me for purchasing it
CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP

>Hit an autosave
>Quick save
>Hard save
>Quick save
>Hard drive burns out

Postal Dude also bitched at me endlessly.

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>Only limited number of item for entire playthrough
>Cheat engine more of them
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

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>Unlock quick travel
>Keep walking everywhere anyway
OH DON'T YOU DARE LOOK BACK

>get to ending E in Neir Automata
purposely kill everyone's save file, then proceed to not delete my own
SAY IT AINT SO

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>Game has huge, well-crafted map
>Turn on flight and maximize speed and just fly over it
CAUSE I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>388327241
what games do this

>Epic endgame battle
>Use console cheats to win
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>Start a new game
>Starts installing malware
>Let it
DROWNING IN A PUDDLE

>game says to play in a well lit room
>turn off light and cover windows
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IT'S OVER

>game gives me a puzzle to close the ds
>I turn off the game instead
HELP ME I BROKE APART MY INSIDES

>Die once in game
>Delete my save and play from the beginning
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>>388333913
Where the fuck can you stream it? I've wanted to stream forever but I don't want to get sued.

>Do poorly in game
>Intentionally die to restart
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

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>buy expensive item
>kill merchant to get my money back

BECAUSE I'M BAD I'M BAD - COME ON!

>Buy game
>never play it
HERE I AM I MADE IT TO THE END OF YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE WHILE IM AROUND

>>388342560
>money the merchant drops is fixed

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>do long and intricate sidequest where I save an NPC from being murdered by people he owes money to
>get my reward and kill NPC anyway

UNDER THE SYCAMORE TREE

>>388335979
>racing game
>drift on straight ways
REMEMBER ME

>>388333895
>melee attack
>instantly reload
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY......

>>388331806
pannenkoek, is that you?

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>Preorder game for exclusive content
>Cancel order after receiving the bonus content code
RAIN DROPS ARE FALLING ON MY HEAD

>>388341106

Beat hazard

>>388343009
>racing game
>never change gears
NIGHT OF FIRE

>>388343361
>racing game
>only drive in reverse
BOOM here comes the BOOM ready or not

>>388334584
That's actually a total dick move though. I don't think you understand the meme.

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>game has toggle iron sights/zoom
>hold rmb since that's what I'm used to
>aim jitters in and out of zoom

>>388343528
>racing game
>bump into cars so I get first place
THE KING OF EUROBEAT

>>388343009
>initial d game
>never drift
BACK ON THE ROCKS BACK ON THE ROCKS

>allied NPCs that are meant to be expendable
>autistically savescum until I get them all to the end of the level alive
PSYCHO KILLER
QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST

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>>388325787
>play old game
>get reasonably far
>forget autosave doesn't exist and quit
>have to speedrun back up to that point

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>>388332478
>>388332542
>>388332837
>>388335019
>>388335254
>>388336308
>>388339125
>>388339904
>>388340042
>>388343002
>>388342560
>>388340985
>All me

>>388344445
are you autistic?

>game requires only to hold the mouse
>tuck other hand under pants and grip cock in comfort

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>Make sure to take a break after playing for an hour!
>Take a break after 61 minutes

>/v/irgins stealing /a/ memes

Fucking hate this board

>>388345093
you mad bro

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>Game goes free to play
>Pirate it
CALL IT MORNING DRIVING THROUGH THE SOUNDS AND IN AND OUT THE VALLEY

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>game saves upon quit
>save before quitting anyway
'SHE'S AN UPTOWN GIRL

>>388345093
>implying anime and games are not the ultimate OTP
Don't be so tsun.

>game tells me to not shut off the game during saving
>turn off the game during saving which corrupts the file and unleashes a whole can of worms of glitches
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

>>388329273
>if you don't do it, you can't beat the game
thanks bastard bonds

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>>388333913

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>>388331327
>Save
>Saved successfully!
>Save again

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>party member dies story-wise after a boss fight
>reload and unequip all his shit to sell later

DON'T SPEAK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING